Super little Taoist
Chapter 23 Nine Tails Little Fox Demon
Chapter 23 Nine-Tailed Little Fox Demon
Gu Tian wiped the water mist from the car window, and when he saw Guo Zihao, an innocent smile appeared on his serious face, "I'm sorry to bother you, you go ahead, you'd better suck him dry!"
As soon as the girl kicked the car door, Gu Tian stepped back a few meters in an instant. He thrust his waist and shouted: "Nieve, don't be shameless! My brother told you to continue, what else do you want?"
The girl looked at Gu Tian with a strange face, she sniffed vigorously with her nose, her expression tightened, "You are from Tianshuijian!"
When Gu Tian saw the girl's face clearly, he felt a suffocation in his heart, she is really a little goblin who can overwhelm the country and the city! "Oh, you still have some skills. It seems that you are a famous family among demons! Hehe, yes, I am from Tianshuijian! Now I will accept you!"
The girl curled her mouth, "Take me? Take your head. Why do you have it? The two worlds of humans and monsters have already set the rules, and I haven't violated them!"
Gu Tian stared, "Damn, I thought I was already shameless enough, but I didn't expect you, a little fox, to be even more shameless than me. Look, look! If I'm a step late, this guy won't It’s no wonder you sucked it dry! The three laws of the world, first, the monster race must not use supernatural powers to harm people; second, the monster race must not participate in human disputes; third, the monster race must not have feelings for people! Got two!"
"Huh! It sounds good. First, I didn't use my supernatural powers to harm him. I admit that I wanted to suck his blood, but I only sucked a little. This is the first time I came to the human world! Besides! , this will not endanger his life, he will be able to raise himself up in half a year at most; second, this situation is also voluntary, I did not force him, from a certain point of view, it is he who has feelings for me, not Me and him! Please figure out the primary and secondary relationship first!" The girl's expression at this time could not find the slightest shadow of the bar.
"Really? Then on behalf of mankind, I would like to thank you for your mercy?"
"you are welcome!"
"Bah, you stinky, shameless dead fox!"
"I'll go, you shameless Taoist priest!"
"You old monster, you won't die in 1000 years!"
"You premature death, you won't live for 100 years!"
Gu Tian and the girl scolded back and forth, and after an hour and a half, they finally stopped.
"Forget it, forget it, I'm too lazy to quarrel with you, you go back to your place quickly, I will pretend that this has never happened, turn a blind eye!" Gu Tian waved his hand impatiently .
The girl rolled her eyes, "I'm not going back! I can't go back either! If you want to fight, I'll accompany you!"
Gu Tian frowned, and a cold sweat broke out. He looked at the girl with an unbelievable face, "Could it be that you sneaked out of Jielin by yourself without crossing the Wuliang Bridge?"
The girl seemed to have been stabbed in her weak spot, she panicked, and Gu Tian slapped her forehead immediately, "You are really brave, you dare to sneak into the country? You are not afraid of being wiped out!"
"Hmph, you think I'm thinking, there is only Wuliang Bridge in Jielin, and if I want to play the regular one, can my mother let me come?" the girl said unconvinced.
"Then what are you going to do?" Gu Tian's tone softened, he had seen Jie Lin's danger with his own eyes, and there must be some reason why this girl would do this.Even if not, that courage alone is enough for him to respect.
"I'm just tired of staying in that place, thinking of you playing in the human world for 80 or [-] years!"
Gu Tian stared blankly at the girl, the respect he had just now disappeared in an instant, he glanced at Guo Zihao, "It's all fun, but if you want to play this, even if I let you off this time, no one else will let you go! Although people like us are extremely rare, it doesn’t mean that there are none, if you memorize your ideas, you might meet one tomorrow!”
The girl rolled her eyes, and her attitude turned 360 degrees, "Or, then I will follow you. Once you die, I will return to the demon world!"
"You're the one to die!" Gu Tian said angrily.
"Brother, okay? If other practitioners see you with me, they won't come to trouble me! Please!" The girl looked at Gu Tian with fluttering eyes, with a look Poor look.
Gu Tian quickly shook his head, "Although it is so, as a person in Tianshuijian, I should put self-discipline first, I"
"Ouba! Are you okay?"
Gu Tian slammed back a few steps, thinking in his heart, this little nine-tailed fox's seductive skills are really extraordinary, for a long time, "Okay, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!"
The girl jumped up happily, her miniskirt shook, and a light purple streak made Gu Tian dizzy again.
"Where is this?" Guo Zihao's voice sounded, and Gu Tian immediately picked up the stones around him and passed them by with lightning speed. middle.
The girl looked at Gu Tian stupidly, "He won't die, right?"
"No, I will probably wake up early tomorrow morning, little goblin, let me tell you that this is not allowed to happen again in the future, otherwise I will send you back to the demon world immediately!"
The girl nodded obediently, and then put one arm on Gu Tian, "Can you not call me a little fairy?"
Gu Tian looked at the gleaming light in the girl's eyes, and knocked a chestnut on her head, "I'll tell you to use insanity, I'll tell you to use insanity!"
The girl quickly backed away a few steps, covering the top of her head with her hands, "Smelly Taoist, if you call me a little fairy again, I will give you a mind trick. This is called retaliation!"
Gu Tian rolled his eyes, and what this guy said made sense. He thought about it carefully, "Then I will call you Yan'er from now on, Gu Yan! You are my sister! How about it?"
"Yan'er? Gu Yan? Not bad, okay!" The girl turned around and smiled.
Gu Tian looked up at the sky, Master, I have no choice but to do this!Don't blame me!Demon, I am also very rare!This is the first demon I have met since I became your disciple, and it is also a nine-tailed fox demon!So you always have to forgive me!Of course, if you don’t forgive me, there is nothing I can do. The lesser evil, I want her to follow me than to let her go out and mess around. May you live forever, Amen!
"Let's go?" Gu Yan looked at Gu Tian who was in a daze, and urged her.
Gu Tian looked at Guo Zihao, walked forward, rummaged around for a while, Gu Yan walked over curiously, "Brother, what are you doing?"
This girl got into the show quite quickly!Gu Tian smiled slightly, and while taking out his wallet, necklace and watch, he said: "Nothing, simulate a crime scene! Besides, this guy is a big money, so don't grab it!"
Gu Yan thought about it carefully, "That's right!" After speaking, Gu Yan also moved her hands.
"Why are you taking off his belt?" Gu Tian yelled in surprise.
"I'll go, this is a famous Italian brand, and selling second-hand goods is worth a lot of money. How can I say that I have stayed in the human world for more than half a year, don't think I don't know!"
"Okay, but are these shoes Italian too?"
"No, it's handmade. The workmanship is good. You can tell it was made by a teacher in Hong Kong. Brother, it's very expensive! And even if you have money, you may not be able to buy it. I think this size must be suitable for you!"
So, in the dark of night, under the full moon, a handsome man and a beautiful woman are doing the business of picking up people's clothes and pants, and they look very happy.
(End of this chapter)
Gu Tian wiped the water mist from the car window, and when he saw Guo Zihao, an innocent smile appeared on his serious face, "I'm sorry to bother you, you go ahead, you'd better suck him dry!"
As soon as the girl kicked the car door, Gu Tian stepped back a few meters in an instant. He thrust his waist and shouted: "Nieve, don't be shameless! My brother told you to continue, what else do you want?"
The girl looked at Gu Tian with a strange face, she sniffed vigorously with her nose, her expression tightened, "You are from Tianshuijian!"
When Gu Tian saw the girl's face clearly, he felt a suffocation in his heart, she is really a little goblin who can overwhelm the country and the city! "Oh, you still have some skills. It seems that you are a famous family among demons! Hehe, yes, I am from Tianshuijian! Now I will accept you!"
The girl curled her mouth, "Take me? Take your head. Why do you have it? The two worlds of humans and monsters have already set the rules, and I haven't violated them!"
Gu Tian stared, "Damn, I thought I was already shameless enough, but I didn't expect you, a little fox, to be even more shameless than me. Look, look! If I'm a step late, this guy won't It’s no wonder you sucked it dry! The three laws of the world, first, the monster race must not use supernatural powers to harm people; second, the monster race must not participate in human disputes; third, the monster race must not have feelings for people! Got two!"
"Huh! It sounds good. First, I didn't use my supernatural powers to harm him. I admit that I wanted to suck his blood, but I only sucked a little. This is the first time I came to the human world! Besides! , this will not endanger his life, he will be able to raise himself up in half a year at most; second, this situation is also voluntary, I did not force him, from a certain point of view, it is he who has feelings for me, not Me and him! Please figure out the primary and secondary relationship first!" The girl's expression at this time could not find the slightest shadow of the bar.
"Really? Then on behalf of mankind, I would like to thank you for your mercy?"
"you are welcome!"
"Bah, you stinky, shameless dead fox!"
"I'll go, you shameless Taoist priest!"
"You old monster, you won't die in 1000 years!"
"You premature death, you won't live for 100 years!"
Gu Tian and the girl scolded back and forth, and after an hour and a half, they finally stopped.
"Forget it, forget it, I'm too lazy to quarrel with you, you go back to your place quickly, I will pretend that this has never happened, turn a blind eye!" Gu Tian waved his hand impatiently .
The girl rolled her eyes, "I'm not going back! I can't go back either! If you want to fight, I'll accompany you!"
Gu Tian frowned, and a cold sweat broke out. He looked at the girl with an unbelievable face, "Could it be that you sneaked out of Jielin by yourself without crossing the Wuliang Bridge?"
The girl seemed to have been stabbed in her weak spot, she panicked, and Gu Tian slapped her forehead immediately, "You are really brave, you dare to sneak into the country? You are not afraid of being wiped out!"
"Hmph, you think I'm thinking, there is only Wuliang Bridge in Jielin, and if I want to play the regular one, can my mother let me come?" the girl said unconvinced.
"Then what are you going to do?" Gu Tian's tone softened, he had seen Jie Lin's danger with his own eyes, and there must be some reason why this girl would do this.Even if not, that courage alone is enough for him to respect.
"I'm just tired of staying in that place, thinking of you playing in the human world for 80 or [-] years!"
Gu Tian stared blankly at the girl, the respect he had just now disappeared in an instant, he glanced at Guo Zihao, "It's all fun, but if you want to play this, even if I let you off this time, no one else will let you go! Although people like us are extremely rare, it doesn’t mean that there are none, if you memorize your ideas, you might meet one tomorrow!”
The girl rolled her eyes, and her attitude turned 360 degrees, "Or, then I will follow you. Once you die, I will return to the demon world!"
"You're the one to die!" Gu Tian said angrily.
"Brother, okay? If other practitioners see you with me, they won't come to trouble me! Please!" The girl looked at Gu Tian with fluttering eyes, with a look Poor look.
Gu Tian quickly shook his head, "Although it is so, as a person in Tianshuijian, I should put self-discipline first, I"
"Ouba! Are you okay?"
Gu Tian slammed back a few steps, thinking in his heart, this little nine-tailed fox's seductive skills are really extraordinary, for a long time, "Okay, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!"
The girl jumped up happily, her miniskirt shook, and a light purple streak made Gu Tian dizzy again.
"Where is this?" Guo Zihao's voice sounded, and Gu Tian immediately picked up the stones around him and passed them by with lightning speed. middle.
The girl looked at Gu Tian stupidly, "He won't die, right?"
"No, I will probably wake up early tomorrow morning, little goblin, let me tell you that this is not allowed to happen again in the future, otherwise I will send you back to the demon world immediately!"
The girl nodded obediently, and then put one arm on Gu Tian, "Can you not call me a little fairy?"
Gu Tian looked at the gleaming light in the girl's eyes, and knocked a chestnut on her head, "I'll tell you to use insanity, I'll tell you to use insanity!"
The girl quickly backed away a few steps, covering the top of her head with her hands, "Smelly Taoist, if you call me a little fairy again, I will give you a mind trick. This is called retaliation!"
Gu Tian rolled his eyes, and what this guy said made sense. He thought about it carefully, "Then I will call you Yan'er from now on, Gu Yan! You are my sister! How about it?"
"Yan'er? Gu Yan? Not bad, okay!" The girl turned around and smiled.
Gu Tian looked up at the sky, Master, I have no choice but to do this!Don't blame me!Demon, I am also very rare!This is the first demon I have met since I became your disciple, and it is also a nine-tailed fox demon!So you always have to forgive me!Of course, if you don’t forgive me, there is nothing I can do. The lesser evil, I want her to follow me than to let her go out and mess around. May you live forever, Amen!
"Let's go?" Gu Yan looked at Gu Tian who was in a daze, and urged her.
Gu Tian looked at Guo Zihao, walked forward, rummaged around for a while, Gu Yan walked over curiously, "Brother, what are you doing?"
This girl got into the show quite quickly!Gu Tian smiled slightly, and while taking out his wallet, necklace and watch, he said: "Nothing, simulate a crime scene! Besides, this guy is a big money, so don't grab it!"
Gu Yan thought about it carefully, "That's right!" After speaking, Gu Yan also moved her hands.
"Why are you taking off his belt?" Gu Tian yelled in surprise.
"I'll go, this is a famous Italian brand, and selling second-hand goods is worth a lot of money. How can I say that I have stayed in the human world for more than half a year, don't think I don't know!"
"Okay, but are these shoes Italian too?"
"No, it's handmade. The workmanship is good. You can tell it was made by a teacher in Hong Kong. Brother, it's very expensive! And even if you have money, you may not be able to buy it. I think this size must be suitable for you!"
So, in the dark of night, under the full moon, a handsome man and a beautiful woman are doing the business of picking up people's clothes and pants, and they look very happy.
(End of this chapter)
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