Super little Taoist

Chapter 29 The Shortest Straight Line

Ao Xue and Lin Yi scrambled and ran to the edge of the deep pool. Gu Tian raised his head on the surface of the water, his limbs stretched out.When Lin Yi saw this posture, she covered her mouth and started crying, she was also responsible for Gu Tian's death!
Ao Xue took off her coat while trotting, and plunged into the lake. She tried her best to swim towards Gu Tianyou, no, I won't die, I won't die!Ao Xue kept thinking.

Finally, Ao Xue swam to Gu Tian's side, and she wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Why?" Gu Tian turned his head and said.

"Ah" Ao Xue screamed, the sudden fright made her drink a few sips, and she panicked even though she was good at water, Gu Tian quickly grabbed her chest from behind and dragged her to the shore.

Lin Yiyi and Fatty looked at everything in front of them in amazement, those who saved were saved, and those who were dying did not die!
"Ouch~" Ao Xue choked up a few sips of water, and finally recovered.

As soon as Lin Yi stepped forward, he poked Gu Tian with his finger, "Are you okay?"

"It's okay! I think it's hot, so I'll take the opportunity to cool off after getting into the water! Is she hot too? No, even if you want to swim, you should take off your boots!" Gu Tian said heartlessly.

Ao Xue stood up slowly, at this time her whole body was wet, she looked at Gu Tian bitterly, for a long time, "You have guts!" After finishing speaking, she walked towards her beloved car without looking back.

Gu Tian licked his lips, but he couldn't tell that this girl was in good shape.

"Brother, am I a man?" Gu Tian patted the fat man on the shoulder.

The fat man nodded quickly, "Yes, yes! You are a man among men!"

Gu Tian nodded in satisfaction, and hurriedly ran towards Ao Xue.

Along the way, Ao Xue didn't say a word, and her hair and clothes kept dripping water. From the moment she met this monster, her previous invincibility disappeared, and she turned into a wall everywhere, and she never got a favor. Yes, the nemesis?Still a disaster!
"Don't you know that bungee jumping requires a safety rope?" Lin Yiyi looked at Gu Tian like he was looking at a monster.

"Ah? Do you still need to tie a safety rope? If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have gotten wet!"

The car suddenly twisted, and Ao Xue's hands were shaking!This guy is still pretending to be a treasure until now, she should have thought that the person who can easily solve the poultry trio would not be an idle person, and he was tricked by him again today.

"Pretend I didn't say anything!" Lin Yi stuck out his tongue. He had never seen such a powerful person before.

Ao Xue stepped on the brake suddenly and said coldly, "Get out of the car!"

Gu Tian looked around, "I haven't reached the city yet, there are no buses here!"

Lin Yiyi covered her mouth and suppressed a smile.

"I told you to get out of the car!" Ao Xue hit the steering wheel hard, she couldn't bear it anymore, no matter what morality or immorality, demeanor is not good, if I can let him sleep peacefully today, then I don't even think about it close your eyes.No matter what you do, as long as it makes him uncomfortable, how do you say that sentence: as long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.Now Ao Xue can't take it anymore!

Gu Tian looked at Ao Xue in astonishment, "Okay!"

Lin Yi looked at Gu Tian outside the car, "Sister Xiao Ao, I really left him here!"

"Yes, it must! Otherwise, I won't survive tomorrow!" Ao Xue stepped on the accelerator, and the Land Rover rushed out. However, before going far, there was a sudden gunshot, and then the car body tilted, and the Land Rover stopped.

"Ah" Ao Xue let out a stern roar, kill me, kill me!
Lin Yi got out of the car in a hurry, and saw a hole in the rear tire, which actually blew out!
Ao Xue kicked the car, "I told you not to live up to it, I told you not to live up to it!"

Gu Tian walked over slowly, glanced at Ao Xue and Lin Yiyi from the corner of his eyes, and then walked over timidly, if you can't provoke them, don't provoke them, men should always be more magnanimous .

"Stop!" Ao Xue yelled violently, and then leaned in front of Gu Tian, ​​"Is it you, is it you?"

Gu Tian looked at her face distorted and distorted with anger, pointed to the place where he was standing just now in the distance, and then pointed to the foot, which means, old girl, you can do it yourself, you can't blame me if the car has a flat tire!
Lin Yiyi looked at Gu Tian carefully, she wanted to take a good look at this man who could drive Ao Xue crazy, not everyone could do it.

After a long time, Ao Xue finally stabilized her emotions, but she didn't let go of Gu Tian's sleeve. According to her temperament, she would come back to pick up Gu Tian after driving a few hundred meters at most, but now it's good to leave it here.She took out her mobile phone, pressed the phone, and there was a beep, Ao Xue suddenly became angry, the battery was out!Then she looked at Lin Yiyi, Lin Yiyi shrugged her shoulders, she didn't bring a mobile phone!
Ao Xue kicked the car door again, then she turned to look at Gu Tian, ​​"You are a broom star!"

"What?" Gu Tian wanted to say that it would be more reserved to say Halley's Comet, but it's best not to stimulate this little girl's nerves at this time.

"What do you think? It's still a hundred kilometers away from the city!" Ao Xue said angrily.

Gu Tian looked around, "There is no human habitation here!"

"I know!" Yes, anyone with eyes can see it!

"No phone booths either!"

"I know that too!"

"Why don't they set up an emergency phone booth in a place like this?"

"I ask you what should I do?" Ao Xue stopped Gu Tian from continuing to act afterward.

"It seems that we have to walk back!" Gu Tian finally came to a conclusion.

"Okay!" Ao Xue waited for what she wanted to hear, she opened the trunk, took out two big bags, "Put this on your back!"

"What is this?" Gu Tian asked curiously.

"Military tents, bright lights, swiss army knives, food, drink!"

"May I carry one?"

"not good!"

"why?"

"Because you're a man!" Ao Xue really wanted to say, if you weren't a man, you wouldn't jump off a high mountain without wearing a safety rope, and you wouldn't drive your car on a trail in a gravel forest. Driving on the road, the car will not have a tire blowout sooner or later, but it will blow out at this time, and the three of them will not have to walk to get back to the city.

The corner of Lin Yi's mouth twitched. She wanted to say that there is another way to hitch a ride. With her alluring appearance, the car would definitely stop if she waved her hand.But she knew that Ao Xue would not let it go if she couldn't make Gu Tian suffer a little bit. Anyway, she had never tried camping in the wild, so she should experience it today.

Gu Tian picked up two big bags angrily, "How do I get there?" The question of whether you are a man or not made Gu Tian have no excuse to refute, who asked his parents to bring them with him, who told men in this world to be the most miserable!

Ao Xue has always been on the mountain, "The straight line between two points is the shortest!" Today, in order to make this disaster star suffer a little bit, my mother went all out. Anyway, we pack lightly and others pack heavily. Two bags weigh more than 80 kg. I don't believe that I can't die you!
However, the fact is not as Ao Xue expected, it is almost at the top of the mountain, Gu Tian still has that relaxed expression, as if he is carrying two feathers on his back.

"This guy looks thin and thin, I didn't expect to be so strong!" Lin Yiyi said out of breath.

"Freak!"

"Yes, freak!" Lin Yiyi echoed.

Gu Tian stopped suddenly, he looked up at the sky.Only then did Ao Xue notice that the sky was getting darker.

"Let's go camping here!" Gu Tian put down his bag.

"No! Go camping at the foot of the mountain!" He must be tired, and he can't rest, and he must fight to death!

Gu Tian ignored her and pulled out the tent from his bag, "It will rain later, the top of the mountain is better!"

Ao Xue looked at the sky, the stars twinkled, "What a lame reason!"

Lin Yiyi poked Ao Xue quietly, she was tired!

The tent was quickly set up. The military tent is very large and can accommodate four or five people.

Ao Xue ate the compressed biscuits bit by bit, her eyes never left Gu Tian's body. As soon as Gu Tian touched those hateful eyes, she immediately immersed herself in eating hard. Master said that one should be low-key, but why is he so low-key? Anyone else looking for trouble?

"My name is Lin Yiyi! What about you?" Lin Yiyi broke the silence.

"Gu Tian!"

"Oh, you're weird!"

"Thank you!"

Lin Yiyi giggled, she saw Gu Tian throwing the leftover bones out of the tent, "Put it in a bag, it's more environmentally friendly!"

"No, it's more environmentally friendly to feed it!"

feed it?Lin Yiyi's expression changed when she was frightened by Gu Tian's words. She listened carefully, and indeed heard a little rattling sound from the sound of rain.

Ao Xue's face also became tense, but she was still a little immune after being swayed by this guy during that hunting.

"Who is it?" Ao Xue asked coldly, grasping the dagger tightly.

As soon as Gu Tian lifted the curtain, he saw a white-haired wolf gnawing there with its head down. When it saw Ao Xue and Lin Yiyi, it showed a fierce look and showed its fangs.

Lin Yi fainted with a bang, this was much more exciting than playing bungee jumping, directly face to face with the beast!
Gu Tian picked up a bone and smashed it over, "Get out! You're scary if I give you delicious food!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" the white wolf let out a low cry of grievance, this is my instinctive reaction, okay?

Ao Xue pressed her chest, watched the white wolf leave before she dared to inhale loudly, for a long time, "Why are there still wolves in this mountain?"

"Oh, it said it just moved here, there's no way, now it's harder for them to find a quieter place than it is for ordinary people to buy a house!"

Ao Xue burst out laughing, she looked at Lin Yiyi beside her, she seemed to be fine but fainted from fright, "When did you talk to it?"

"I met you when I was picking firewood just now!" Gu Tian said casually.

"Do you really speak the language of beasts?"

"Yes! But I'm not a beast!" Gu Tian was a little dissatisfied with Ao Xue's words.

"Can you teach me?"

"Yes! But the premise is that you have to be alone with the beast for more than half a year!"

"Forget it, pretend I didn't say it!" Ao Xue's temper suddenly lost, and she was alone for half a year, maybe she would only have bones left after being alone for half a day.

When the rain stopped, Gu Tian walked out of the tent, and Ao Xue followed after covering Lin Yiyi with a quilt.

"Who are you?" This is a question that has troubled Ao Xue for a long time.

"man!"

"What kind of man?"

"Colorful man!"

"How did you get the wooden sign for Grandpa?"

"Steal!"

"Can you tell the truth?"

"Every sentence is the truth!" Gu Tian looked at Ao Xue and smiled slightly, he indeed stole the wooden sign, and he stole it from the junior uncle before the past.

"Why do you always give people a strange feeling?"

"Because you look at me with strange eyes!"

"Would you jump if it wasn't a deep pool?"

"I'm afraid of death!"

"I thought you weren't afraid of death!" Ao Xue said proudly, apparently in a much better mood, "Tell me a joke!"

"what?"

"You can't tell jokes, can you?"

"Uh~ okay! Once upon a time there was a kingdom, and there was a beautiful princess in the kingdom. Because she was so pure and flawless, everyone called her Snow White!"

"I've heard of this before, and it's not a joke!" Ao Xue had the urge to beat him up, and she was ashamed to tell such old-fashioned stories.

"You haven't heard of it!" Gu Tian said with certainty.

"Well, if it's not funny, tell me ten jokes!"

Gu Tian ignored her, and continued to say with a serious face: "Princess Snow White came to the big forest with God's instructions. She walked into the small room, and the inside was empty. She slept on the small bed. After a long time, the seven little ones came back. , Snow White said happily: "You are the seven dwarfs that God said! Prince, where is my prince?" The seven little men looked at each other after hearing what Snow White said, and finally, the boss spoke!"

"What did you say?" Ao Xue looked at Gu Tian,

"The boss said: Beautiful girl, it seems that you have found the wrong person, we are gourd babies!"

(End of this chapter)