Super little Taoist

Chapter 37
Wow wow a few crows stood on the branches, Ao Xue looked at Gu Tian depressedly, "Are you sure this is what you call the most thrilling and exciting place?"

Lin Yi trembled all over, she leaned on Gu Yan's body, the endless tomb made her not even bother to look at the stunning face of the big beauty next to her.

Gu Tian nodded, "Well! This place is the most thrilling and exciting! But~" Gu Tian looked at the sky, "It's still early, it's not yet time for their activities!"

Ao Xue's face turned green when she heard this, and she drove over a hundred kilometers to this place, "Gu Tian, ​​are you sick again! Yiyi, let's go!"

Lin Yiyi ran down the mountain as if he had received an amnesty.

Gu Tian shook his head, looked over his left shoulder, "Brother, please take your hand away, please?"

"I'm sorry, I had an occupational disease during my lifetime!"

"What is your occupation?"

"Thief, put on someone's shoulder and get close to him!"

"Why didn't you come out just now? I won't make a fool of myself either!"

"Hehe, it's still early, and I can't lie down, so I went out for a walk first! Besides, the ghost king has ordered that all souls must stay ten kilometers away from you!"

You dead ghost king!Gu Tian cursed inwardly, "Then why don't you stay away from me!"

"I think so too, but this grave is not meant to accommodate, besides, there are no strangers here!"

"Am I not human?" Gu Yan cast a glance at the illusory ghost.

"You are a monster! Not a human, of course, if you become a ladyboy, I will stay away from you if you don't tell me!"

"You're courting death!" Gu Yan's expression froze, her hands clenched into claws.

The ghost turned into a gust of wind and left, Gu Tian smiled helplessly, "Let's go, I don't want to walk back for a while!"

Gu Yan put away her evil look, turned around and followed.

Ao Xue held the steering wheel angrily, speechless along the way, Lin Yi looked at Gu Tian from time to time, "Brother Gu Tian, ​​that big white wolf"

"Stop, I'm not capable of that!" Lin Yi knew what it meant as soon as he spoke.

"Just one day, you discuss it with it, and I'll play with it for a day! Is that okay?"

Gu Tian looked at Lin Yiyi's begging eyes for a long time, "It will face the fate of being slaughtered in one day! Do you still play?"

"What do you mean?"

When Ao Xue heard the words, she also pricked up her ears to listen.

"Foxes and wolves, if they are white in spirit, they will be called Bai Ling and Xue Sha!" Gu Tian glanced at Gu Yan and continued: "These two are rare spiritual creatures in the world, and Bai Ling's essence and blood are small. Big enough to dispel blood stasis and remove heat, big enough to renew tendons and unblock collaterals, and Xuesha’s blood essence can strengthen yang and continue life because of its strong masculinity! Anyone who knows the goods knows the benefits of these two spiritual things, you hold it It doesn't matter if you come out for a walk, and then it will face a never-ending hunt!"

"Oh, that's right! Forget it!" Lin Yiyi finally gave up her thoughts, and she couldn't bear such a beautiful snow wolf to suffer such an ending.

Gu Yan looked straight at Gu Tian, ​​and after a long time, she whispered, "Thank you!"

Gu Tian shook his head, he naturally understood the meaning of these two words.

"Fake kindness!" Ao Xue said coldly.

Gu Tian was enjoying himself without the slightest influence.

"Wait!" Gu Tian stopped Ao Xue.

"What are you doing!" Ao Xue said impatiently.

"Are you thrilling or not? Do you want to play romantic and warm?"

"Okay, okay!" Lin Yi clapped his hands quickly after hearing this.

Ao Xue stared blankly, and then said viciously: "If you lie to me again, I will castrate you!"

Gu Tian smiled slightly, opened the car door, and ran towards the grass. Suddenly, countless fluorescent lights flickered, like stars dotted in the sky.

Ao Xue leaned against the car door, Firefly!He can also think of such a storyline that is badly acted in movies and TV shows.

Lin Yi pouted, obviously disappointed.

Gu Yan sneered lightly, Gu Tian's narcissistic look really made her unacceptable, because she knew that it was all done on purpose by him to please these two girls, his expressions were contrived and his movements were normal!This is her conclusion.

However, the eyes of Ao Xue and Lin Yiyi suddenly changed. They were surprised, puzzled, and even more delighted, because they saw all the fluorescent lights gathering towards Gu Tian's palm, and following the trajectory of his palm, they drew Strips of beautiful light came out, Gu Tian glanced at them proudly, and immediately practiced Tai Chi. Under the background of the fluorescent light, Gu Tian's every move seemed so soft, so artistic, and the palms brushed against each other. , starry.

Ao Xue looked at Gu Tian in front of him bewilderedly, how did he do it?
Gu Tian flicked his hands in the air, and a circle made of fluorescent lights appeared in front of the three of them. Lin Yiyi couldn't hold back his inner desire any longer, and ran over.

"I want it too, I want it too!"

"This~"

"Give it to me, give it to me!" Lin Yiyi kept shaking Gu Tian's arm.

"This~"

啵

Lin Yiyi stepped forward and kissed him hard on the cheek, "Is this okay as a ticket?"

Gu Tian looked at Lin Yiyi in astonishment, with a dazed expression on his face.

"This is my first kiss!" Lin Yiyi yelled loudly, and Gu Tian secretly complained, this kiss was also my first kiss "today".

"Okay!" Gu Tian grabbed Lin Yiyi's hand and pressed his palm against hers, "It's done!"

"Ah? That's all right?" Lin Yiyi looked doubtful, but when she saw the dots of fluorescent light gathering towards her palm, she kissed Gu Tian's face hard again.

"Me too!" Ao Xue's voice sounded behind Gu Tian.

Gu Tian chuckled, pointed at his face, and Ao Xue punched him. Gu Tian was prepared and dodged in time, "You can hit anywhere, but don't hit your face, brother depends on it for food!"

"Will you give it?"

"It's better to be gentle as a woman!"

Seeing Lin Yiyi surrounded by fluorescent lights, Ao Xue felt even more anxious, but she knew the character of the person in front of her too well, and she praised him if she said that she could not afford it. There was a whisper in Gu Tian's ear.

"Keep your word?"

Ao Xue nodded,

"Okay, I'll trust you again!" Gu Tian stamped his palm.

The sky is blue, the water is clear, and there is a small frog on the side of the road.

Little frog, croaking, thinking of mom and dad.

Lin Yiyi sang a lovely ballad, spread her arms, and fully enjoyed this thing that was cooler than Korean special effects.Ao Xue also looked excited, jumping up and down to the beat of Lin Yiyi's singing very rarely.

Gu Tian vacated the stage for the two little girls to play to their heart's content. He walked up to Gu Yan and just stretched out his hand.

"Don't! Pay attention to the distance! I don't want to get on that thing!"

Gu Tian smiled treacherously, and then his face became serious, "This is called romance!"

"Really? Do you think they would feel romantic if they knew they were wiping some kind of animal urine on their hands?"

"I don't know if they will feel romantic, but I know that your end will be miserable!" Gu Tian looked at Gu Yan viciously.

"Are you my brother?"

"If you are obedient, I am, if you are not obedient, I am a bastard who takes the world as my own responsibility!"

"You finally know how to position yourself!" Gu Yan said angrily.

"Maybe! But, I know how to position you!"

"Is that why you don't like me?" Gu Yan looked at Gu Tian with tears in her eyes, making people feel a deep sadness, I feel pity!
Gu Tian smiled slyly, and pointed at her with his finger, "I have shed tears for three lifetimes!"

The tears in Gu Yan's eyes disappeared in an instant, and she looked defeated, "Don't say they can't see through you, even I can't see through you!"

"Hmph, with your little skill, you're still a little short of wanting to charm me, hehe!" Gu Tian smiled triumphantly.

One day you will be planted under my mother's miniskirt, Gu Yan thought to herself.

(End of this chapter)