Super little Taoist

Chapter 516

Dilapidated passenger cars drive in the barren desert, yellow is the unique color of Mobei.The roof of the car is full of bags, big and small, containing a variety of things, including vegetables, salutes, fruits, pots and pans, jingling, jingling, mixed with the sound of the engine to form a unique song. music.

The man stared straight ahead, although they all saw the same scene, but that was all he had. Two big men who weighed three to four hundred catties put him in the middle, one on the left and one on the right, like a sandwich biscuit, he was That core in the middle!

Huhuhu - the big man made a scalp-numbing sound of snoring, Gu Tian shook his head, Mobei, the yellow sand is all over the sky, such an animal can be produced, how do you feed it?

"Jiansha Town is here, passengers who want to get off, please bring your salutes, don't leave behind, this car will not be refunded!" The auntie-level conductor shouted in a shrill voice, casting an ambiguous look at Gu Tian from time to time. The look in the eyes, and the buttocks leaning on the pole even twisted a few times, let Gu Tian fully understand what a piece of ice in summer is!This feels like a fire in winter, which is the same sky and the same place!

"I~~~~~~ get off the car!" Gu Tian raised his hand and yelled, twisting his body vigorously, and finally broke free from the human vise of the two strong men, "I want to get off the car!" Gu Tian stumbled Walking up to the conductor, "Oh——" the conductor screamed, and through the bumps, he put his plump chest on Gu Tian's arm, "Wu Laohei, you are going to die! Drive steadily for my old lady, be careful I will buckle Your salary!"

Gu Tian looked at the tough conductor and smiled mischievously. In this situation, he could only use this expression.

The conductor looked at Gu Tian and licked his lips teasingly, "My car passes by here every day at this hour! If you need anything, you have to tell my sister!"

Gu Tian swallowed his neck, and with great difficulty pushed back the stuff that was about to pour out of his stomach, "Hehe, good, good!"

The conductor flicked his finger, touched Gu Tian's butt lightly, and shouted in a high-pitched voice, "Stop!"

Squeak——Wu Laohei stepped on the brakes, the car door opened, and Gu Tian fled like flying, away from this "bus Xishi" as if he had been pardoned.

The salesperson looked at Gu Tian's back and raised his brows, "Small, you can even run with such personality!"When you arrive in Jiansha Town, I will definitely eat you!hey-hey--!
Boom——Gu Tian put down his rucksack, widened his eyes, and cursed that doggy tour guide N times in his heart, what a paradise, what is the most developed and coolest town in Mobei, what is the ideal holy place for home travel, shit!They are all fucking fooling me!I even foolishly gave him a tip of 100 yuan, yah!Big loss!
Gu Tian took a step forward and walked on the Qingshi small street. It is more accurate to say it is a small town than a small street. There are a few scattered houses, which are still wooden houses. There are only a handful of brick and tile houses. There is also a sign of "Jiansha Town Government" on the building.

Hey——since God has arranged for me to be here, let me be at peace!Gu Tian thought to himself, but the most important thing now is to find a place to live, thump thump—a two-stringed zither sounded, Gu Tian turned his head to look, and saw a white-haired old man singing while playing, "Jiansha Town, it was originally a good place! It’s a pity! New friends listen to my advice, go back and forth wherever you go! Be a fool—"

"Go, go, go! Crazy man, if you talk nonsense, I won't give you leftovers today!" A young man who looked like a waiter came over, and the old man immediately shut up when he heard that he had no food.

Gu Tian looked at the old man's feet, a child with a shaved Nezha head poured yellow sand into a bottle, then poured it out, then filled it up again, repeated this, and enjoyed it forever!
"Brother, do you want to stay in a hotel? To tell you the truth, my hotel in Jiansha Town is the best!"

Gu Tian smiled slightly, and looked around, "It seems that it is indeed the case!"

Li Si glanced at Gu Tian, ​​and asked tentatively, "Where is the guest officer from?"

Gu Tian frowned, "Poor!"

"Hehe——" Li Si rubbed the back of his head. He was a monkey-like guy. It seemed that there was no hope for killing him. "31 nights, [-] packs and three meals, how many days do you stay?"

Gu Tian raised a finger, "Let's stay for one month first! Is there any discount? Or should I go to another house and ask?"

Li Si looked straight at Gu Tian, ​​gritted his teeth, "One thousand fourteen a month, board and lodging included, it can't be lower!"

Gu Tian nodded, "Okay! Deal!"

Just as Gu Tian was about to take a step, he felt a pair of small hands grabbing his trouser legs. He looked down, and Nezha was looking at him pitifully. Gu Tian smiled slightly, touched his head, and shouted at Li Si, "here The two of them brought a basket of big steamed stuffed buns, it’s mine!"

"Okay!" Li Si yelled, and cast a disgusted look at the old man, you have a good heart, I think you can have a good heart every day?Hmph~~~~~~!Pretend to be a good person!I hate this hypocritical person the most!
On the small table, there was a bowl of stewed beef, a plate of peanuts, a stack of Chinese cabbage, a plate of fried pork with chili, and a bottle of beer.The "nutritious meal" that Li Si prepared for Gu Tian, ​​Gu Tian couldn't bear it after eating it for a day, stir-fried red peppers with green peppers, stewed carrots with white radishes, all meaty and fishy, ​​even less oil and water, this money still can't be saved!

"Brother Tian, ​​do you want to give the crazy old man a cage of big buns?" Li Si came over and asked, Gu Tian shook his head, the corner of Li Si's mouth twitched, it's not bad if he persisted for four days!
"Tell them to come in and eat! Add two bowls and chopsticks!"

"Ah?" Li Si opened his mouth when he heard it, and Gu Tian glanced at him, "What? Are you afraid that I will renege on you?"

"No, no, no! It's too early for the 5000 yuan you paid me in advance! I'll call now, call now!"

"What an embarrassment, what an embarrassment!" The old man walked in with a blushing face, and grabbed Nezha, "You son of a bitch, kowtow to your benefactor!"

"Don't, don't, don't!" Gu Tian quickly stood up, picked up Gouwa, put it on his lap, and grabbed a piece of beef, "Eat!"

Gouwa was about to grab it with his hands, but Gu Tian refused to let him put it into his mouth, then picked up a pair of chopsticks, "Use this, not your hands, it's unhygienic!"

The old man looked at Gu Tian with an uneasy expression on his face, "This child's parents died early, I was the one who dragged him to the ground, what a crime! I have no skills, old man, hey—"

Gu Tian smiled lightly, "To live is the greatest skill!"

The old man's face was stunned for a long time, and he nodded again and again, "It seems that the old man is not as clear as my little brother. Indeed, living is the greatest skill!"

Li Si looked at these three people with a puzzled expression on his face. It seemed that this pair of lunatics really met a living Bodhisattva.

"Benefactor, what are you doing here? You don't need anything!"

Gu Tian glanced at the old man, "Don't do anything! Live! Just walk around!"

"Hehehe——" the old man gave a thumbs up, "Yes, you have to walk around when you're alive! Back then, I also had this personality! Hehe!"

Gu Tian picked up a piece of meat and put it into Gouwa's mouth, "Master, don't hold back, eat, eat!"

The old man chuckled, "If you don't think I'm relying on the old and selling the old, just call me an old man!"

Gu Tian smiled faintly, "Old Uncle Ga, eat!"

"Okay, okay! Thank you very much! Thank you very much!"

(End of this chapter)