Super little Taoist

Chapter 775 Dry and Thin

Hei Ying patted Silver Wolf's shoulder, glanced at the pavilion in the distance, and shook his head, "Brother, don't look at it, they may have already connected with each other now, so you should give up your heart! Tianhu I just treat you as a brother, a buddy! Do you understand, buddy? You can have sex, but you can’t butt! When that human came, I saw Tianhu looking at him, and I knew it was a bastard looking at mung beans, and I met my eyes! You can just rest at ease! It’s really not possible, how about I arrange a few snake girls for you?”

Silver Wolf glanced at Hei Ying, his face turned cold, he didn't say anything, turned around and left, Hei Ying looked at his back, shook his head, another infatuated bastard!Speaking of Black Eagle licking his tongue, his appetite for Snake Girl is obviously higher than that of a woman, but within the demon world, it is strictly forbidden to hunt and kill fellow clansmen, this is a railway track, if it doesn't follow his appetite, Snake Girl is probably extinct up.

Hush, huh, huh——in the pool, the jade arm was lifted up, and the water curtain fell down, and two big hands pinched the soft fragrant shoulders and kneaded them gently.The water in the pool was rippling, the water surface went up and down from time to time, and the two round balls sometimes revealed half arcs and sometimes hemispheres. Gu Tian saw those two bright red spots several times. This kind of spring scenery naturally made Gu Tian The thing between the two legs straightened up unsatisfactorily, and Hu Mei felt it very quickly.

"The technique is good. I didn't expect you to have such a hand. No wonder those little girls were taken aback by you! But, the technique is good, please don't hit me with that thing, please?" Hu Mei stroked. Caressing his own jade arm, he said with a flat face, Gu Tian licked his lips, he did not retreat but advanced, since he was seen through, he went forward bravely, poking wherever he went, "Mother-in-law, can I think you are jealous? ?”

Hu Mei turned her head and looked at Gu Tian strangely, her eyes flashed with a glint of charm, "What do you think?" After finishing speaking, Hu Mei deliberately leaned back, feeling Hu Mei's tenderness. As his body was leaning towards him, Gu Tian coughed a few times, and glanced at the two snake girls serving on the pool platform, which meant very clearly that someone was there!Don't be so ambiguous, okay?The underwater action ascends to the water action, not so good!
A hint of cunning flashed across Hu Mei's eyes, she stretched out her hand, and snapped her fingers. The two snake girls immediately showed pleasant surprises, and then slowly took off their thin clothes, and jumped into the pool. Coming out of the water, the two women clung to Gu Tian's body, one on the left and the other on the right, their soft bodies kept rubbing against Gu Tian's arms.

"This~~~~~This~~~~This is not good!" Gu Tian could only feel the tongue in his mouth spinning, this is really the first time he has experienced such an exciting scene!
Hu Mei raised her fair neck and looked at Gu Tian with a haughty face, "From today onwards, you will be my Mei slave!"

Gu Tian frowned, pulled Hu Mei in the water, hugged Hu Mei to his chest, and squeezed her delicate buttocks, "You're talking in your sleep again! Find a fight!"

Hu Mei's face was blushing, and she had already played to the highest level with all her life. With such a scene, it was still useless. It seems that this guy is completely immune to her unique move, hey - let's do it!

Papapa—from time to time, the water waves hit the pool wall, and there was a cheerful sound, and the four of them hugged into a ball, and you came and went, so beautiful!
Three days later, the Yaozu gathered the elites of the clan and came to the boundary. Gu Tian took a closer look and found that there were more than thirty of them, and all of them were in the form of transformation, which showed that their strength was indeed not low.

Hu Mei turned her head to look at Gu Tian, ​​her eyes changed.Now that this scene has started, it has to continue, otherwise, these guys will definitely turn against each other. What the Yaozu hates most is deception.

Gu Tian nodded to Hu Mei, Hu Mei's heart swayed, her jade hand was raised and swung down, a long and thin spatial crack appeared and gradually expanded.

"Come on, come on!" Goshawk shouted hastily as there was movement on the other side of the Wuliang Bridge.

Hua Qingfeng and Han Qingyu bowed to Shui Mo, "My lord, I've offended you!"

Shui Mo blew his beard and looked excited, "It's okay, it's okay! It's very fun! Wuliangya hasn't been this lively for a long time!" After speaking, he raised his voice, "Attention all units! The plasma is ready, and finally The important thing is the lines! Don’t forget! Whoever fails to act, I will throw him to the demon world!"

Hua Qingfeng and Han Qingyu glanced at each other, revealing a trace of certainty, the boss of the Five Elements Venerable, Shui Mo must have a dream that has never been realized - to be a director!

Wow——Lei Chi sensed the demon clan, and the electric snake flipped immediately. The five elements venerables glanced at each other, turned their palms, and five beams of light of different colors shot out from their palms. Lei Chi became much quieter in an instant.

Puff puff puff—a few figures appeared on the other side of the space, and Shui Mo yelled, "It's not good, the monster race has crossed the border, brothers! Hold on, hold on—!"

Plop - Toast slipped his foot and sat down on the ground. Damn, what kind of bloody lines are these!

Chirp—a loud phoenix cry, Feng Luan climbed straight up, and a huge phantom of blood phoenix energy appeared, Feng Luan's arms were like water, every time Feng Luan swung, the blood phoenix's wings also flapped, and suddenly balls of flames spread rapidly on the ground Come.

Dance of blood and phoenix!
Seeing this scene, Gu Tian wished he could hug Feng Luan and kiss her. Finally, it was covered by a big scene, otherwise it would be too fake.

"Everyone, hurry up and cross the Wuliang Bridge at this time, or it will be too late!"

The silver wolf's face tightened, he raised his head to the sky and let out a howling sound, his body grew rapidly, and a scorched silver wolf appeared from time to time, it seems that the sequelae of last time have not been completely eliminated.

The black eagle stretched out its hands, quickly climbed up, and a huge black giant eagle appeared.

The three great demon kings all showed their original shape and rushed towards the other end of the bridge. The Thunder Pond immediately rang out. Although it was suppressed a little by the five-element venerable, the Thunder Pond was punished. When it comes to dry wood, it is impossible not to split it!
Gu Tian's face tightened, and suddenly the condensed light armor appeared, and the true energy was poured into the armor, and the protective cover was expanded a little, trying to protect as many monster masters as possible. This kind of non-combat reduction is the last thing he wants to see, but , this play must be done well, otherwise people won't buy it.

Seeing that the Yaozu had passed most of the Wuliang Bridge, Shui Mo grabbed Hua Qingfeng's sleeve, "Is it okay now?"

"..."

Hua Qingfeng's face was full of black lines, "It should be fine, senior!"

"it is good!"

Shui Mo lightly patted Hua Qingfeng's shoulder, Hua Qingfeng immediately let out a scream, bit the tomato bag in his mouth, and squirted it out, Shui Mo stepped on his feet, flew up, and shouted loudly , "Five Elements Extinguishing Demon Formation!"

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh—the four elders immediately shot into the air upon hearing the call from the boss, occupying the position of the Five Elements Heavenly Gang, and a streamer quickly connected the five of them together.

Gu Tian raised his eyes to look at the sky, cursing inwardly, what the hell, just walk around casually, is it necessary to use such a big battle?
Hu Mei's face tightened. She had seen the power of the Five Elements Extinguishing Demon Formation before. Although she knew in her heart that this was an act, seeing this posture, she still felt a little apprehensive.

"Sleepy!" Shui Mo yelled, and the handprints of the five venerables pressed down at the same time, and a five-sided mask was pressed towards the top of everyone's heads like a dome.

Gu Tian looked at Shui Mo, and Shui Mo's eyes were also looking at him, his eyes intertwined, Shui Mo blinked his right eye, and gave Gu Tian a wink, Gu Tian immediately understood, stepped forward, shot out, and pointed his hands towards the top of the mask. Go, from a distance, it looks like a jack is holding up a big tire!

Rumbling—— There was a startling sound, Gu Tian actually withstood the oncoming force of the mask, he lowered his head and roared in pain, "Hurry up, leave me alone!"

Shui Mo's expression froze for a moment, did he want to add a sentence after that--fire at me!
The people of the Monster Race suddenly looked at this self-sacrificing guy with incomparable reverence, and were really moved. Soon, all the masters of the Monster Race crossed the Wuliang Bridge, and the people of the Tianmeng took them quickly. retreat.

Hu Mei was anxious, she couldn't leave a bloody plot, "What should he do?"

Han Qingyu passed by her side, and grabbed her skirt, "He has a condensed light armor, and the five elements can't catch up with him, so let's go!"

Everyone was gone, Gu Tian let go of his arms and descended from the sky, and the Venerable Five Elements also floated in. Everyone was extremely excited. They never thought that they would be the lead actor for the first time in a play, not an extra.

"Gu Tian, ​​how are you? How good is the old man's acting skills?" Shui Mo looked at Gu Tian with a wonderful face, beaming with delight, good sir!Silly B!

Gu Tian looked at Shui Mo with a look of amazement on his face, "It's more than good, it can be said to be superb, if Venerable Water is still alive, what kind of film king, Oscar statuette, dragon and tiger list, then there is no need to change hands , you are old every year, that look, that lines, that artistic conception, that movement, simply ~~~~~~tsk tsk tsk~~~~~~~ There are no words to describe it!"

After hearing Gu Tian's nonsense, Shui Mo's face immediately glowed with pride, and looked at the four venerables with a haughty expression.

Mu Ling took a look at the boss, knowing that he had been infused with the boy's ecstasy soup, "Gu Tian, ​​there are all the elites of the monster clan, have you ever thought that if things are done well, then all these monsters will be wiped out~ ~~~~~~" Mu Ling grabbed her fingers hard, revealing a hint of ferocity.

Mu Ling's words immediately stirred up waves, and Shui Mo also woke up from his narcissism. He patted Gu Tian on the shoulder, "What Mu Ling said is not wrong. If this is the case, there is no such thing as a monster that is rare in hundreds of years." The vitality has been restored! The common people in the world are also less dangerous, Gu Tian, ​​this is a great thing, kill two birds with one stone!"

Gu Tian looked at Shui Mo with a smile on his face, and suddenly, his face became serious, and he pointed at Shui Mo's nose and cursed, "You old bastard, I see that you are hundreds of years old, I respect you, and you will be treated as a ride!" The elevator is up, do you want to go straight up to 1000 miles and shake hands with the Jade Emperor? Look at you guys, who are more than [-] years old, even doing this kind of thing, are you still human? Five lords, You are role models in the world. If you role models still do such immoral things, is there any reason in the world? Don’t say I can’t do it, you have done it. Demolish this infinite bridge!"

Shui Mo stared at him, and two fierce lights shot straight at Gu Tian. Gu Tian raised his head with a fearless face. I have a condensed light armor. If I can't win, there is absolutely no problem in running. Anyway, the people of the Yaozu have already run away. Yes, who is afraid of who!
Pa——Suddenly, Shui Mo slapped Mu Ling on the forehead, "You immoral bastard! Brothers, hit!"

When the three venerables heard this, they immediately raised their feet, and those who moved the stones moved the stones, Gu Tian's mouth opened wide.

"Okay, Gu Tian, ​​let's go, I won't bother you with this kind of house cleaning! Hit me, hit me hard, it's really embarrassing for us Five Elements Venerable to be a scum like you! Hit— —!”

"what--"

"Oh, oh!" Gu Tian nodded again and again, and ran away in a hurry.

Seeing Gu Tian walking away without seeing anyone, Shui Mo finally stopped his hands, and Mu Ling cried out with snot and tears, "Why do you treat me like this, boss, I suggested it, but you have also reconsidered!"

Shui Mo looked sad, and patted Mu Ling on the shoulder, "For the sake of the reputation of our Five Elements Venerable, I have wronged you!"

"Then why is it me, not the old man Huo, he usually owes the most!"

Huo Shi sneered, "Because you suggested it!"

"Uh~~~~~~~~"

At the foot of Wuliang Cliff, everyone waited anxiously. After a long time, a figure sprang out from the forest. He was dressed in rags and looked panic-stricken. He looked like a typical rogue.

"I'm back, I'm back!" Black Eagle pointed at Gu Tian and shouted loudly. Gu Tian panted heavily, looked at the crowd, and quickly asked, "Are you all here?"

Hua Qingfeng nodded to him, "They're all there!"

Gu Tian waved his hand, "Okay, everyone, hurry up and get out of here quickly!"

Wow - After a while, Gu Tian turned around and saw Hu Mei taking the lead half kneeling on the ground, followed by all the monsters.

"Thank you Tianshuai for saving me from the monster race!"

The corner of Gu Tian's mouth curled up, and he quickly closed it. He quickly stepped forward, helped Hu Mei up, and said quietly, "Well done!"

"of course!"

Gu Tian cleared his throat, "I, Gu Tian, ​​have nothing else to do. If I have a mouthful of dry food, you will have a mouthful of dry food! Well, that's it, understand it yourself, let's go, those five old ghosts will soon catch up! "

All the monsters, look at me, I look at you, what are you doing, it's ugly, it's disgusting!

Han Qingyu poked Hua Qingfeng quietly, and said softly, "Your apprentice is really good at buying people's hearts!"

Hua Qingfeng naturally stopped Han Qingyu's slender waist with his big hands, and said proudly, "Of course, I don't want to see who his master is? Besides, what he bought was not human hearts, but demon hearts!"

Han Qingyu glanced at Hua Qingfeng, "You mean you are also a master at buying people's hearts? Then let me ask you, do you also want to buy people's hearts?"

Hua Qingfeng's face froze, his brows frowned, and he immediately raised three fingers, "I, Hua Qingfeng, swear to God, I have no second thoughts about you, you are my lifelong leader!"

"Humph—that's pretty much the same! Oh, by the way, I found the tomb of Widow Chen. When did you go to worship and worship? How can you say that she was also completely seen by you back then, so it can be regarded as having such a share." affection!"

Hua Qingfeng stroked his white beard, with a deep expression on his face, for a long time, "That's right, I'll go and have a look sometime!"

Han Qingyu's face suddenly changed, and he grabbed Hua Qingfeng's ear, "My old lady knew you were having an affair with her, why? I still want to play with my ghost!"

Goshawk turned his head and glanced at Hua Qingfeng, "Taoist priest, the one behind seems to be pinching again!"

Gu Tian didn't turn his head back, "Don't worry about it, don't look at it, these two men who have reached menopause look like this! Let's go! I'm starving to death!"

(End of this chapter)