Super little Taoist

Chapter 811 The Cage
Duan Yu's heels landed slowly, with a look of hatred on Gu Tian's face, Gu Tian twisted his neck, stretched out his arms, and then cast a provocative look at Duan Yu.The two stood facing each other, and Duan Yu took a step forward.

"The wind and the sun are beautiful!"

"Thunder and lightning!"

Duan Yu took another step, "Cathay Pepsi is safe!"

"Home Harmony"

Duan Yu took another step, "The wind is blowing, gentlemen go, take a rest in the bamboo forest!"

Damn, I even come to prose poetry with Lao Tzu!

"It's raining, the little man's way, his family will get rich!"

Wang Jing frowned, and turned her head, "Brother, what does it mean for his family to become rich?"

Wang Yun chuckled, admiringly, "It's just to steal something!"

Wang Jing looked shocked, villain, villain, what a villain!
Duan Yu's face was ugly, and he took another step.

"Two catties against the bones, fight the world.!"

Gu Tian took a deep breath, then patted his belly, "A deflated belly covers the past and the present!"

"Okay!" Wang Yun couldn't help shouting softly, and Wang Jing pinched his arm forcefully.

"Brother Duan, it's my turn!"

Duan Yu snorted coldly, "Please!"

Gu Tian stepped forward, "The little cow practiced the splits—Boss B!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone's eyes immediately popped out, and Duan Yu shook his head, "What did you say!"

Gu Tian didn't care about him, and took another step, "The little cow is playing handstand - the cow is soaring!"

"..."

Gu Tian took another step, "The little cow is celebrating her birthday——Niu B is growing up again!"

"ЖЗИЙКЛМНОП~~~~~"

Duan Yu was speechless and confused.

Gu Tian took another step, "The little cow swings on the swing—cow B comes and goes!"

"Brother Duan, Brother Duan? Brother Duan!" Gu Tian raised his head and shouted, "Brother Duan, you lost!"

Duan Yu finally came to his senses, he pointed at Gu Tian, ​​"What pair are you doing?"

Gu Tian patted his head, chuckled, "That's a good pair~~~~~! If you don't come out, it can only show that you are not as good as me!"

"..."

"Your Majesty!" Wang Jing was about to stand up, Wang Yun frowned, pulled Wang Jing back with one hand, and said softly, "Sit down for me!"

Wang Jing looked at her brother in surprise. It was the first time Wang Yun had attacked her since she was a child.

Ouyang Bingxin smiled faintly, "Both of you are really talented in managing the world, Duan Yu! I don't know if you are interested in the position of Taishi Ling of the Imperial Academy?"

Duan Yu's eyes shot a bright light, he knew that Ouyang Bingxin had lost interest in him.

"Your Majesty, the grassroots have little knowledge and talent, please Your Majesty please ask someone else to be wise! Caomin leave!" After speaking, Duan Yu turned and left without taking a piece of beef with B.

Looking at Duan Yu's back, Gu Tian finally breathed a sigh of relief, his body went limp, and he collapsed on the ground.

Wang Yun got up, bowed his hands to Ouyang Bingxin and saluted, "Wang Yunxun can't find it, please forgive me, Your Majesty!"

Ouyang Bingxin shook her head, "It's not your fault, it's because this person is too cunning!" After speaking, Ouyang Bingxin looked at Gu Tian, ​​who smiled like a flower.

"You go back first!"

"Yes!" Brother and sister Wang Yun and Wang Jing exited the hall.

Bang - Ouyang Bingxin slapped the table violently, Gu Tian's body shook, and he asked with a look of astonishment: "What's the matter again? Auntie!"

Ouyang Bingxin snorted coldly, "In front of me, you are full of filth, what should you do!"

Gu Tian frowned, and said in a low voice: "I'm not talking about people, I'm talking about cows!"

"..."

Ouyang Bingxin flicked her sleeves and walked out angrily, but the moment she stepped out of the door, she obviously had a satisfied smile on her face.

Gu Tian exhaled a sigh of relief, the group of monsters and monsters finally got rid of them.

At this moment, Ouyang Bingxin turned around, "Tomorrow's dinner, I—— still use it here!" After finishing speaking, Ouyang Bingxin smiled wickedly, walked out, and disappeared into the night in a blink of an eye.

"・・・"

O my God, help me!
———————————— Early in the morning, Liu Lu came to the side hall, and the soldiers behind him were carrying a square object, which was covered by a red cloth, so they couldn't tell what it was. But looking at the arms of those soldiers, it seems that this thing is very heavy.

When Gu Tian saw this, his face was overjoyed, thinking that it must be a reward from that woman, such a big one?Must be a big chest of gold!Otherwise, it wouldn't be so heavy, it's really on the road!Hehe Gu Tian suddenly realized that this girl is not that annoying anymore!
"Eunuch Liu! Good morning! Is this ~~~~~~ His Majesty gave it to me?"

Liu Lu nodded slightly, squeezed his eyes, and said happily, "Master Gu, this is specially made for you by His Majesty, you old man must keep it well, and don't disappoint His Majesty's kindness!"

Gu Tian nodded again and again, "That is, that is! Oh, that's right!"

Liu Lu watched Gu Tian digging left and right on his body, not knowing what he was doing.

"Master Gu, what are you doing!" Liu Lu asked with a puzzled face, and Gu Tian smiled at Liu Lu, "I know the rules, His Majesty must give Eunuch a red envelope as a reward, but~~~~~ Gu Tian turned his inner pocket out, "I really don't have any money at all!"

"Uh~~~~~~"

Liu Lu suddenly felt a stomachache, "Don't tell me, don't tell me! How dare I accept your old reward! Let's go!" After speaking, Liu Lu led the soldiers away.

Gu Tian licked his lips while looking up and down, finally An Nai couldn't help being excited and lifted the red cloth.

Wow——The curtain fell, and a big cage appeared in front of Gu Tian.

Gu Tian's face was dull, his mouth opened slowly, and after a long time, he punched the cage with hatred.

Mary's, Mary's!Her mother's!what does this mean?What do you mean?What is the meaning of sending such a thing to Lao Tzu!

"Don't refuse the post of assistant assistant, otherwise, I will immediately make you a companion ghost! Do you know what a companion ghost is? I cut you off, and then stripped your soul and raised it in a soul-condensing wood , for my use, it is a luxury for you to escape into reincarnation!"

Suddenly, Ouyang Bingxin's words came to mind. Instead of being angry, Gu Tianfei was overjoyed. He quickly moved his nose to the wooden cage and sniffed hard, his face was overjoyed. Wood! Hahaha~~~~~~hahaha~~~~~~~" Gu Tian laughed out loud, like picking up a treasure.

"Longlong! Longlong! There are good things, good things!"

"What good stuff?"

"Soul Concentrating Wood!"

Longlong was overjoyed when he heard that, "Really?"

"Yeah! Come back to the space soon, with this thing, your soul power will recover quickly!"

"it is good!"

Gu Tian waved his hand, and the prison made of soul-condensing wood disappeared in an instant.Gu Tian frowned, looked around, the real one was gone, and he had to find a fake one to replace it!

"Father, what are you doing?" Longlong's voice said, "Make a fake cage! We've put the real cage in now, that damn mother-in-law will punish me if she doesn't see the cage, I want to make a fake one However, I’m not very good at carpentry, and I don’t have any tools, hey—I can only do my best, anyway, this thing can be placed there, at worst, I’ll cover it with the red cloth.”

"No! You put the materials in for me, and I'll make them for you, keeping them exactly the same."

"You will?" Gu Tian didn't believe it, "Nonsense, this is my space, this space, I have the final say, the things that come in, they will become whatever I want them to be! Hehe~~~ ~Father, soul-condensing wood is really delicious!"

Gu Tian was stunned for a moment, "You just ate it!"

"Yes, it smells so good, I couldn't hold it back for a moment, I ate it all!"

"Uh~~~~~~!"

(End of this chapter)