Super little Taoist
Chapter 838
Chapter 838
Gu Tian was dumbfounded, his eyeballs almost fell into his mouth.I saw him turning around silently, calling softly: "Longlong, Longlong, wake up, your father has been raped. What kind of dog p is ecstasy, have you heard of it?"
Longlong stretched himself. "This... really not..." Longlong continued to sleep.
Ever since he finished practicing the elixir, Longlong seems to have consumed a lot of energy and has been in a state of lethargy.
Gu Tian was secretly sad, thinking in his heart: Your father and I are almost hanging on the wall, you can still fall asleep, you are so good!But after all, Longlong is working so hard for himself, and Gu Tian also feels distressed.
He slowly turned around, like an acrobat who changed his face, and changed his expression in an instant: "Brother Liu, save my younger brother. There are old parents on this younger brother, and he has not yet married a wife... There are three unfilial acts, and the greatest thing is to have no offspring." "While speaking, he hugged Liu Xing's thigh, pulled the corner of his clothes and burst into tears, and took out a bag from his chest with his other hand, put it in Cuicui's hand, and tugged the corner of her eye.
Liu Xing had long been unhappy with this guy, but when he saw his pitiful appearance, he couldn't help laughing out loud.
Dong——uh——um——a lump of black stuff fell into Liu Xing's throat, choking him so much that he swallowed it.
"What stuff?" Liu Xing held his throat and looked at Cui Cui who had a weird smile on his face.
"Give Uncle Tangtang." Cui Cui made a funny face at Liu Xing, "But this Tangtang will kill Uncle Tangtang, hehehe..."
Liu Xing's face turned green, it was too late no matter how crowded he was.It was only then that he regretted that he had been careless and neglected the brat next to Gu Tian.
Gu Tian stood up, shook his clothes, stroked his bangs, and raised the corners of his mouth.What a guy who can turn faces faster than pages.
"Don't worry, there are no side effects, and there is a little bit of power-enhancing effect. However, if you eat one of this thing, you have to take the second one. Moreover, once a month, as long as it stops, it's not bleeding from seven holes. It is blood spurting from the seven holes! At the same time, the meridians of the whole body contract rapidly. The specific symptoms are, first convulsions, then convulsions, and then severe dehydration, vomiting and diarrhea. Turn it over, the whole process lasted for half a year. In addition, there is only one store for this product in the entire Aotian Continent, and there is no other branch, that is to say, no one has the antidote except me!"
Cui Cui admired this guy's shamelessness, for being able to tell lies so verbatim.
"Gu Shilang, no, no, Master Gu, Handsome Gu...I didn't inflict that poison on you, it was ordered by the Pavilion Master himself to let the Great Elder inflict it. It has nothing to do with me. We are all just working for others. Why are you in such a rush to meet each other?" Now Liu Xing burst into tears, "Please, I have the old and the young..."
"Come on, stop talking nonsense, I used this trick just now, let's change it to something new." Gu Tian thought to himself that this guy is really stupid, "Tell me, what is this ecstasy powder? Pavilion Master Pai What do you want me for?"
"Ecstasy powder is the first strange poison in our Vientiane Pavilion. It is colorless and odorless. The poisoned person will not feel anything for the first two months, except for a red thread appearing on the waist. If the antidote cannot be found within three months, they will die." It will penetrate deep into the bone marrow. As long as the red silk around the waist forms a complete circle, the Da Luo God will be powerless to recover. Once the attack occurs, the body sometimes freezes, sometimes burns, and sometimes drills into the body like thousands of ants. Finally, the body will be in the It turned into a puddle of white water in a very short time, and evaporated with the air, leaving no slag. The reason why it was named the first strange poison in the Vientiane Pavilion is that only the pavilion master knows the cure for this poison."
Hearing this, Gu Tian suddenly trembled.But in order to take into account the image, he can only put on a fearless look.Cui Cui noticed the twitching muscles on Gu Tian's face, and smiled lightly, with a feeling of gloating: Boy, you just poisoned someone, and then the retribution will come.
Liu Xing swallowed his saliva, and continued: "When you were selected, the pavilion master had already ordered all the elders to poison you while using your internal strength. First, you can be manipulated at any time after you have successfully approached the queen. Secondly, if anyone fails, in order to prevent future troubles and not to be left behind, they will disappear automatically after three months, without anyone noticing. Those three guys will probably disappear soon."
"MD, this old fox is more vicious than me." Gu Tian looked at Cui Cui pitifully, and thought: What I gave these idiots was Huaxia's chocolate.But I am indeed a real poison in myself.If it weren't for my uncle's infinite charm, even if he disappeared in three months, he wouldn't know how he became a ghost.Thinking of this, the clothes on Gu Tian's back began to ooze sweat.I muttered silently in my heart: Jiaojiao, Siya, Qiongqiong, Yuxin... You must bless me.
At this time, Cui Cui has been spying on the two with mind reading skills.With their skills, they are basically transparent people in front of Cui Cui.
Splash, how many good sisters do you have?Cui Cui couldn't help but cast a sidelong glance at Gu Tian, because she really couldn't stand that this person thought of a woman at such a time.What an idiot.
"Go on, why did the Pavilion Master send you here for me?" Gu Tian tugged at the clothes on his back.
"A few days ago, there was a report from a secret agent in the pavilion. My lord, you helped the empress successfully persuade that stubborn old Lu Yu to build Fengfeitai. Because of this, the empress appreciates you Jia. As for the future task of building Fengfeitai, I think my lord You must be an important role. So the Pavilion Master sent me here to inform you that this project belongs to our Vientiane Pavilion."
"Then did the Poison Pavilion Master on me mention it?"
"The pavilion master didn't say anything, but just asked me to give this to you first, and take it quickly if you have the symptoms I mentioned at the beginning." Liu Xing said while taking out a small blue and white porcelain bottle from his sleeve and handing it to Gu Tian.
Gu Tian took the bottle, hurriedly opened the red plug on it, sniffed it with his probe, and immediately burst into tears.This is clearly horse urine! MD, this bastard grandson, if I wait until I get rid of the poison, I don't want your life as a bastard!
"Listen to me, now you are also poisoned by me. Only I can cure your poison. If something happens to me, you will not survive." Gu Tian looked at the bottle with a feeling of wanting to cry, "This I accept it, and if you want an antidote, you can exchange it with mine."
"Brother, what is Huaxia's chocolate?" Cui Cui looked at Gu Tian with her head tilted, and kept adding vegetables to the bowl.
Gu Tian looked at the small blue and white porcelain bottle with a helpless expression: "You'll know if you eat it."
So Cui Cui took out the bag Gu Tian gave her just now from her pocket, took out one and put it in her mouth.A look of innocence. "It's delicious, it's delicious."
"You really eat it! This is poison and you want to eat it?" Gu Tian snatched the bag.
"There is no poison at all. Have you forgotten that I have mind reading skills? Haha! Even if it is poisonous, I am not afraid. I have tasted all kinds of poisons since I was a child, and I have long been invulnerable to all poisons."
"Why didn't you say it earlier." Gu Tian slapped his head and passed the bottle over, "Try it, what is in this bottle? How can I get rid of my poison?"
Cui Cui pointed to the chocolate in Gu Tian's hand.
"Okay, it's all for you."
Cui Cui swallowed one, sniffed the bottle, and snickered: "I don't know."
(End of this chapter)
Gu Tian was dumbfounded, his eyeballs almost fell into his mouth.I saw him turning around silently, calling softly: "Longlong, Longlong, wake up, your father has been raped. What kind of dog p is ecstasy, have you heard of it?"
Longlong stretched himself. "This... really not..." Longlong continued to sleep.
Ever since he finished practicing the elixir, Longlong seems to have consumed a lot of energy and has been in a state of lethargy.
Gu Tian was secretly sad, thinking in his heart: Your father and I are almost hanging on the wall, you can still fall asleep, you are so good!But after all, Longlong is working so hard for himself, and Gu Tian also feels distressed.
He slowly turned around, like an acrobat who changed his face, and changed his expression in an instant: "Brother Liu, save my younger brother. There are old parents on this younger brother, and he has not yet married a wife... There are three unfilial acts, and the greatest thing is to have no offspring." "While speaking, he hugged Liu Xing's thigh, pulled the corner of his clothes and burst into tears, and took out a bag from his chest with his other hand, put it in Cuicui's hand, and tugged the corner of her eye.
Liu Xing had long been unhappy with this guy, but when he saw his pitiful appearance, he couldn't help laughing out loud.
Dong——uh——um——a lump of black stuff fell into Liu Xing's throat, choking him so much that he swallowed it.
"What stuff?" Liu Xing held his throat and looked at Cui Cui who had a weird smile on his face.
"Give Uncle Tangtang." Cui Cui made a funny face at Liu Xing, "But this Tangtang will kill Uncle Tangtang, hehehe..."
Liu Xing's face turned green, it was too late no matter how crowded he was.It was only then that he regretted that he had been careless and neglected the brat next to Gu Tian.
Gu Tian stood up, shook his clothes, stroked his bangs, and raised the corners of his mouth.What a guy who can turn faces faster than pages.
"Don't worry, there are no side effects, and there is a little bit of power-enhancing effect. However, if you eat one of this thing, you have to take the second one. Moreover, once a month, as long as it stops, it's not bleeding from seven holes. It is blood spurting from the seven holes! At the same time, the meridians of the whole body contract rapidly. The specific symptoms are, first convulsions, then convulsions, and then severe dehydration, vomiting and diarrhea. Turn it over, the whole process lasted for half a year. In addition, there is only one store for this product in the entire Aotian Continent, and there is no other branch, that is to say, no one has the antidote except me!"
Cui Cui admired this guy's shamelessness, for being able to tell lies so verbatim.
"Gu Shilang, no, no, Master Gu, Handsome Gu...I didn't inflict that poison on you, it was ordered by the Pavilion Master himself to let the Great Elder inflict it. It has nothing to do with me. We are all just working for others. Why are you in such a rush to meet each other?" Now Liu Xing burst into tears, "Please, I have the old and the young..."
"Come on, stop talking nonsense, I used this trick just now, let's change it to something new." Gu Tian thought to himself that this guy is really stupid, "Tell me, what is this ecstasy powder? Pavilion Master Pai What do you want me for?"
"Ecstasy powder is the first strange poison in our Vientiane Pavilion. It is colorless and odorless. The poisoned person will not feel anything for the first two months, except for a red thread appearing on the waist. If the antidote cannot be found within three months, they will die." It will penetrate deep into the bone marrow. As long as the red silk around the waist forms a complete circle, the Da Luo God will be powerless to recover. Once the attack occurs, the body sometimes freezes, sometimes burns, and sometimes drills into the body like thousands of ants. Finally, the body will be in the It turned into a puddle of white water in a very short time, and evaporated with the air, leaving no slag. The reason why it was named the first strange poison in the Vientiane Pavilion is that only the pavilion master knows the cure for this poison."
Hearing this, Gu Tian suddenly trembled.But in order to take into account the image, he can only put on a fearless look.Cui Cui noticed the twitching muscles on Gu Tian's face, and smiled lightly, with a feeling of gloating: Boy, you just poisoned someone, and then the retribution will come.
Liu Xing swallowed his saliva, and continued: "When you were selected, the pavilion master had already ordered all the elders to poison you while using your internal strength. First, you can be manipulated at any time after you have successfully approached the queen. Secondly, if anyone fails, in order to prevent future troubles and not to be left behind, they will disappear automatically after three months, without anyone noticing. Those three guys will probably disappear soon."
"MD, this old fox is more vicious than me." Gu Tian looked at Cui Cui pitifully, and thought: What I gave these idiots was Huaxia's chocolate.But I am indeed a real poison in myself.If it weren't for my uncle's infinite charm, even if he disappeared in three months, he wouldn't know how he became a ghost.Thinking of this, the clothes on Gu Tian's back began to ooze sweat.I muttered silently in my heart: Jiaojiao, Siya, Qiongqiong, Yuxin... You must bless me.
At this time, Cui Cui has been spying on the two with mind reading skills.With their skills, they are basically transparent people in front of Cui Cui.
Splash, how many good sisters do you have?Cui Cui couldn't help but cast a sidelong glance at Gu Tian, because she really couldn't stand that this person thought of a woman at such a time.What an idiot.
"Go on, why did the Pavilion Master send you here for me?" Gu Tian tugged at the clothes on his back.
"A few days ago, there was a report from a secret agent in the pavilion. My lord, you helped the empress successfully persuade that stubborn old Lu Yu to build Fengfeitai. Because of this, the empress appreciates you Jia. As for the future task of building Fengfeitai, I think my lord You must be an important role. So the Pavilion Master sent me here to inform you that this project belongs to our Vientiane Pavilion."
"Then did the Poison Pavilion Master on me mention it?"
"The pavilion master didn't say anything, but just asked me to give this to you first, and take it quickly if you have the symptoms I mentioned at the beginning." Liu Xing said while taking out a small blue and white porcelain bottle from his sleeve and handing it to Gu Tian.
Gu Tian took the bottle, hurriedly opened the red plug on it, sniffed it with his probe, and immediately burst into tears.This is clearly horse urine! MD, this bastard grandson, if I wait until I get rid of the poison, I don't want your life as a bastard!
"Listen to me, now you are also poisoned by me. Only I can cure your poison. If something happens to me, you will not survive." Gu Tian looked at the bottle with a feeling of wanting to cry, "This I accept it, and if you want an antidote, you can exchange it with mine."
"Brother, what is Huaxia's chocolate?" Cui Cui looked at Gu Tian with her head tilted, and kept adding vegetables to the bowl.
Gu Tian looked at the small blue and white porcelain bottle with a helpless expression: "You'll know if you eat it."
So Cui Cui took out the bag Gu Tian gave her just now from her pocket, took out one and put it in her mouth.A look of innocence. "It's delicious, it's delicious."
"You really eat it! This is poison and you want to eat it?" Gu Tian snatched the bag.
"There is no poison at all. Have you forgotten that I have mind reading skills? Haha! Even if it is poisonous, I am not afraid. I have tasted all kinds of poisons since I was a child, and I have long been invulnerable to all poisons."
"Why didn't you say it earlier." Gu Tian slapped his head and passed the bottle over, "Try it, what is in this bottle? How can I get rid of my poison?"
Cui Cui pointed to the chocolate in Gu Tian's hand.
"Okay, it's all for you."
Cui Cui swallowed one, sniffed the bottle, and snickered: "I don't know."
(End of this chapter)
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