Bachelor

Chapter 407 Program
It is undeniable that Dongguan is very suitable to play the second male lead, Fan Wei, especially when she stands on the stage pretending to be stupid, she really has a bit of the charm of Teacher Fan.

In fact, this 10-minute low-rank is not difficult at all for the people in the Zhanjia class. After a day of joint practice, they have already mastered it thoroughly.A professional player is a professional player, and the ancients are not as stupid as the modern people.

In the morning of the second day, the Queen Mother got up late because of her internal heat recently, so the program was scheduled to continue.In order to relieve pressure on Zhanbu, Yueguan and Dongguan, Sun Dan didn't arrange a rehearsal, and he just got lazy.

After lunch, Sun Dan gritted his teeth and walked to the Empress Dowager's bedroom.

The Empress Dowager's dormitory is more than adequate, a small stage has also been cleaned, and tables and chairs are placed in the yard.The weather is also up to the mark, the sun is shining brightly, making people feel warm.

Even so, a heater was placed in the yard, and more than a dozen pots of flowers were placed.There are also snacks and tea on the table.

No sooner had Sun Dan arrived in the courtyard than the Queen Mother and Concubine Zhang were surrounded by people.

At the same time, all the eunuchs and court ladies with high authority in the palace found an excuse to come to serve the servants, hoping to take the opportunity to listen to the performance of the Zhan family troupe.Although the Empress Dowager couldn't understand the drama of the Zhan Family Troupe, it didn't mean that the Zhan Family Troupe didn't have any bosom friends in Tongzhou.

Many people in the palace had heard of Zhan's troupe before, and many of them were fans of Yueguan.

Today, I heard that my idol is about to take the stage, and they are singing a new play specially written for them by Mr. Sun Daming, so I don't want to miss this opportunity to have a sneak peek.

Like ordinary old ladies in the country, the queen mother is a person who likes to be lively, and she is also very indulgent to her servants.So, the maids and eunuchs whispered in whispers below, and the atmosphere gradually became warmer.

"I've seen the Queen Mother." Sun Dan greeted her with a slight salute: "Queen Mother, are you watching a movie now?"

"Hehe, Sun Dan, you are here." The queen mother took the medicine from the imperial physician yesterday and had diarrhea twice, but for some reason, she woke up today refreshed, and her mood improved accordingly: "OK, let them come out Let's play. It's a nice day today, a nice day for a play."

Zhang Guifei, who was beside the queen mother, was very upset when she saw that Sun Dan didn't pay attention to her, and asked deliberately: "Sun Dan, I heard that you wrote this play, and you taught the opera actors all day yesterday. I can't tell, your grandson Dan is also a connoisseur."

Sun Dan smiled: "Experts can't talk about it, but Sun Dan knows what dramas the Queen Mother likes to watch."

Concubine Zhang Guifei sneered: "You are very confident, don't forget, the queen mother said that if she can't make new plays in the Zhanjia troupe, all of them will be beaten to death and taken out to feed the dogs. And you, Mr. Sun, You wrote this play yourself, so you should bear some responsibility, right?"

Sun Dan nodded, and said seriously: "That's natural, if the Queen Mother doesn't like this play later, Sun Dan is willing to be punished."

Seeing Sun Dan so calm, Concubine Zhang was taken aback, not knowing what to say.She was also suspicious: Could it be that Sun Dan really wrote a good play.However, Ben Gong is also worried too much, the queen mother doesn't understand acting at all, even if you act like a fairy descending to earth on stage, people won't see the benefit.Hmph, let's see how your grandson monkey handles business later?

Thinking of this, Concubine Zhang felt a little more at ease.

Sun Dan led the way: "Queen Mother, please sit down. Everyone has been waiting for a long time. As soon as you arrive, the show will officially start."

"Okay, okay, then, let's start." The queen mother sat on the brocade cushion of the chair, smiled and nodded: "Are all the actors here?"

Sun Dan: "I've been here for a while, just waiting for your visit, Queen Mother."

Many people in the yard stopped talking when the queen mother arrived, and dozens of people looked at the stage at the same time.Many people blushed with excitement. These eunuchs and maids stayed in Tongzhou all year round, and there were no entertainment activities on weekdays.I have long heard about the great names of the Zhanjia Troupe, and I have long been looking forward to watching their plays.Although the play that was shown the day before yesterday made the Empress Dowager very unhappy, the maids and eunuchs listened with great interest and enjoyed talking about it for two days.

I can see it again today, naturally I am overjoyed.

However, they stretched their necks one by one, like chickens and ducks in a cage, their eyes were full of expectation.

Sun Dan has strong confidence in the program "Selling Abductees".The dozens of people present here, except for the Queen Mother, all came for the kunqu singing of the Zhanjia class, but unfortunately they will be disappointed today.However, this skit will definitely make them laugh out loud.

Sun Dan walked to the edge of the stage, picked up the gong that had been prepared, knocked it hard, and shouted: "Start!"

"Light!"

Thinking of what was about to happen, and thinking of everyone's astonished expressions, Sun Dan was secretly happy.The purpose of this program is to surprise and win. In the Ming Dynasty, drama was only just beginning to become popular, so naturally there was no cross talk, let alone funny sketches.Generally speaking, most of the content of ancient dramas is based on the love of gifted scholars and beauties to death. Even storytelling is not mostly about the change of dynasties of gods and ghosts, but mainly about storytelling.A single literary and artistic work for the purpose of amusing has not yet appeared.The brand-new situation of sketches should make everyone feel amazing.

Sure enough, as soon as Zhanbu and the others came out, the people below burst into joy.

First of all, Yueguan was wearing a tattered cotton jacket and a blue cloth turban on his head. She looked like an ordinary old woman, and she was the kind of scumbag, without any demeanor of a famous Kunqu opera singer. .As soon as she opened her mouth, she just said: "Ah... big fool! Big fool!"

Then Zhanbu ran out wearing a wool-shed sheepskin jacket.

Sun Dan deliberately vilified these two people, especially Zhanbu, and even smeared some pot ashes on their faces.

While everyone was astonished, they were also overjoyed by this strange dress.It's a pity that the queen mother was present, so she didn't dare to laugh out loud, so she just covered her mouth and endured it, her face turned red from holding back.

"What is this?" Concubine Zhang opened her mouth wide, hesitated for a moment, and then shouted: "Sun Dan, why do you let the actor dress up like an old farmer? Do you have such a rehearsal? Empress Dowager, this Sun Dan clearly despises you old man, should be severely punished.”

Sun Dan ignored Zhang Guifei and only looked at the Queen Mother.

The queen mother also found it strange, but she laughed: "Interesting, interesting, those two children on the stage are very interesting. By the way, Sun Dan, what is your acting?"

Sun Dan hurriedly explained: "Queen Mother, this is actually a kind of storytelling. It's just that Mr. Storyteller uses his mouth when he tells a book. My play uses both mouth and action. It combines storytelling and singing into one." .”

"Oh, that's it, okay, okay, I like listening to books the most." The queen mother smiled and nodded with satisfaction.

Yue Guan: "If you want me to tell you, don't sell this abductee!"

Exhibition: "Why?"

Yueguan: "This street is full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy your crutches?"

Zhanbu: "You're talking nonsense, don't sell it anymore. To make this pair of crutches is labor and material, and you don't sleep all day. If you don't do it, you won't be compensated?"

Yue Guan: "Oh, then this street is full of good legs and feet, can they be sold!"

So, the two of them chatted on the stage with just one word for you and one word for me.

The audience below couldn't accept this brand-new drama situation for a while, and they were all puzzled.

However, unlike everyone else, the Empress Dowager listened intently, and couldn't help saying to Concubine Zhang beside her: "This book is really novel. I used to be a storyteller, but now I have two of them. However, there are so many people. The play is also lively, I think it's a bit interesting."

Since the Queen Mother was fascinated by it, everyone couldn't talk nonsense, so they all calmed down and watched the show seriously.

When Zhanbu said: "Don't you know me yet, you still call me a big fudge. I can flick the straight ones, I can flick the wimpy ones, I can flick the sharp people, and I can make small The two had a good time, so I let him say goodbye. Today, I sell crutches, and I can make him limping with a pair of good legs!" Yes, everyone heard the taste now, and they couldn't help thinking that this old man would talk about it, but if If you really want to make a good man's legs limp, you don't know what method to use.

Gradually, everyone was immersed in the story of this sketch.

Yueguan: "Haha, you can pull it down."

Exhibition: "Believe it or not?"

"I don't believe that you can fool someone with a good leg?"

"Look, this is my forte."

……

So far, the story of this sketch has been rolled out.Zhanbu and Yueguan's performances were quite satisfactory. Sun Dan was very satisfied watching from below, and secretly gave Zhanbu a thumbs up.

Zhan Bu nodded slightly on top, expressing his understanding.

Next, Dong Guan, who played Fan Wei, should appear on the stage. This is the first joke of this sketch, and it is also related to the success or failure of this sketch. I don’t know how Dong Guan is doing today, so Sun Dan suddenly becomes a little nervous.

At this moment, Zhanbu on the stage suddenly shouted to Yueguan beside him in an exaggerated tone: "Look at me and act, okay? Hey, someone is here, shout..."

Sun Dan was shocked: It's started.

Following Zhanbu's shout, a man walked onto the stage.He swaggered forward foolishly, holding a donkey made of sheepskin and a wooden frame in his hand, but it was either Dong Guan or someone else.

The queen mother couldn't help but asked Sun Dan beside her in amazement: "Is this child a boy or a girl? As far as I know, all the troupe are girls."

"female."

"Ah, this piece, this physique, is simply a full-time worker. If you put it in the countryside, you won't have to worry about finding your husband's family." The queen mother sighed.

The queen mother was not amused by Sun Dan's sketch, but Sun Dan was first amused by her.

But before he could laugh out loud, there was a wave of laughter around him.

But it turned out that when Dong Guan appeared on the stage, Yue Guan immediately raised his voice and shouted: "Ah, abducted, abducted, abducted! Abducted, abducted! abducted!"

When poor Na Dong heard this cry, he subconsciously led the donkey around in circles, spinning until he became dizzy, and with a sound of "Plop!", he sat down on the ground.And yelled angrily: "I said what are you directing blindly, you? You know where I'm going, so you just let me abduct you?"

The audience was unprepared for this sudden scene, and they were stunned for a moment before they couldn't help laughing out loud.

(End of this chapter)