Martial arts fairy machine
Chapter 221
Chapter 221
After the mad Taoist finished speaking, he handed the coin to Dai Wu.
Dai Wu laughed out loud, as if he hated seeing each other later, he took the steel coin and exchanged it for a stick of incense.
But instead of kowtowing to the Bodhisattva in the temple, he raised the incense to his eyebrows and rubbed his hands together. There was no incense to light, but it caught fire by itself, and it burned out in the blink of an eye, leaving only ashes in his hands. He said to the Taoist priest: "Come on!" Come, I have received the merit, and the incense ashes will be returned to you, you fellow Taoist, I recognize it!"
Both of them smiled, quite obscenely, hooked their shoulders together, as if they were brothers, and walked outside the temple fair.
The tourists all paid attention to it, lamenting that the world is getting worse, the sky is bright and the sun is bright, and there is no reason for two beggars to hug each other to show their affection!
As the mad Taoist came outside an adobe house, he could smell the stench from a distance.
This room is a latrine, and passers-by are in a hurry, so they come here to solve their physical problems.
This isn't our modern toilets, which are pretty clean these days, all tiled and cleaned by dedicated people.
This is the latrine pit in ancient times. Dig a square pit on the ground, put two boards on it, and squat on the boards. Okay, shit, flies and mosquitoes are flying everywhere, it stinks, can you Smoked to death.
After Dai Wu went in, he was a little surprised to find someone kneeling on the ground, a young man in his twenties with red lips and white teeth, kneeling in a latrine, what a beast!
Seeing the mad Taoist come in, the young man immediately bowed his head, but didn't speak. Obviously, he came to learn from his master, knowing that the mad Taoist has supernatural powers, and wanted to learn the craft.
The mad Taoist didn't even look at the young man, but lay down on the bottom of the wall, taking this place as his home, and called Dai Wu, "Come, come, sit together, sit together!"
Dai Wu didn't come out either, not to mention that the place was dirty and smelly, so he also sat down on the wall, put down the travel bag on his back, and lay down comfortably, as if this is a high-end hotel, with the unspeakable smell of excrement, It has no effect on him at all.
"Boy, don't kneel anymore. If you want to be my apprentice, you have to kneel in the latrine for three days and three nights. You don't have to be afraid of dirt or smell. You have to make this place your own home. You'd better go!" The mad Taoist saw this The young man glanced at him and began to persuade him.
Dai Wu also looked at the young man. This young man obviously came from a noble family. His clothes were bright and clean. Even if he knelt there, except for his knees, other places were spotless. He must have a serious cleanliness habit. It was rare for him to kneel down.
"Master, I know you have the way, please take pity on me, let Zipeng see it." After the young man finished speaking, he did not get up, but continued to kneel, with a firm mind.
Dai Wu thinks this kid is very interesting, it seems that he really intends to kneel in the latrine for three days, but he didn't say a word, other people accept apprentices, the rules of the world, outsiders can't interfere, you don't need to worry about it.
The mad Taoist ignored the young man, but chatted with Dai Wu: "Fellow Taoist, what do you think of my Taoism?"
The mad Taoist pointed to the adobe house and regarded it as his place of practice.
"Yes, yes, but the smell of excrement and urine is too strong!" Dai Wu laughed and covered his nose.
"Fellow Taoist, you've got a picture. Tao is everywhere, and there is also Tao in the latrines. Zhuangzi said that 'Tao is drowning in excrement'. Even in the most humble place, there is a philosophy of existence." The black mud on his body.
"Oh, crazy Taoist priest, it's you who are obsessed. Although chickens don't pee and each has its own way, but your heart can't live in it. Your heart lives in a latrine and can't get out, so you are obsessed. Now, the problem of attachment has been committed, and attachment to the latrine is the way, so how can it work!"
Dai Wu said in one word the fault of the mad Taoist.
Then I took out the mineral water from the travel bag and drank a few sips. It was really leisurely. Drinking water in the toilet is really hard for most people to swallow!
A mad Taoist is also an expert, but his attachment is too deep. He believes that Zhuangzi's saying "Tao is drowning in excrement" and believes that Tao is everywhere, but he focuses on the latrine, and his thoughts live in the latrine and refuse to come out.
Just like us ordinary people, if we believe that we have money, we have everything. Well, we look at everything through the eyes of money, and our thoughts live in the eyes of money. We do things with people, and we go toward money. Yes, a philistine.
Seeing that the mad Taoist didn't take it seriously, Dai Wu continued: "In the last years of the Qing Dynasty, there was no science at that time. Li Hongzhang was keen on the reform of Westernization. Once he asked a subordinate what a parabola is, but the subordinate gave a babble and talked about it. This kind of scientific term, Li Hongzhang was dumbfounded, how good are foreigners' stuff?"
"Later, that subordinate became anxious. He was afraid that Li Hongzhang would think that foreigners were irresistible. This subordinate was very flexible. He changed the way of speaking and said, Li Zhongtang, do you usually pee or not? Peeing is a parabola!"
"Li Hongzhang burst out laughing, and said humorously, it turned out to be the case, but to put it another way, Zhuangzi said that 'the Tao is drowning in feces' is the truth!"
After Dai Wu finished speaking, the old Taoist was stunned, because he understood Dai Wu's words and needed to be flexible!
Afterwards, he suddenly realized that the radiance of self-nature radiated from his whole body, which made Zipeng dumbfounded. Is this a fairy? Is this supernatural power?
Like the books of the ancients, Confucius, Zhuangzi, Laozi, the books written by them, every word is pearls, every word has a reason in it, but you can’t just look at the meaning of the words, you can’t live in the words, dead reading will make you lose your mind. Look at yourself!
People say that you are drowning in feces, so you really live in a latrine, and treat this place as a Taoist temple. They say that life and death are impermanent, so you have to live and die for a while, and toss yourself to death!
Crazy Taoists, who cultivate enlightenment, don’t talk about martial arts, but only enlightenment, progress in thought, attainment of detachment in knowledge, and they talk about enlightenment and immortality. This is a metaphor, but it’s not true. Become a fairy.
Seeing that the mad Taoist broke through the realm, Dai Wu laughed again, unable to stand up and bowed to the mad Taoist. He respected such a truly enlightened person.
Then he turned around and left, with no intention of leaving a name for something good he had done in his heart, let alone the idea of repaying favors, he was really unrestrained.
Unlike secular people, they do everything for that purpose. After doing something to others, they will think in their hearts, ha, when this guy sees me in the future, he should sell my friendship. You owe me a favor. When you see me in the future, you must know how to repay.
Dai Wu has now reached the point where "everything is like a spring dream and there is no trace".
All the interests of the world are not kept in the heart.
Even if you have done something of immeasurable merit, just laugh, it’s over, you have to repay me, I don’t say anything, and if you don’t repay me, I won’t take the initiative to mention it, and I don’t live in my heart when I do good deeds.
But in this state, he still has the idea of helping others in his heart. He knows that he has done good deeds, he is doing good deeds, and he is cultivating.
Thanks to book friend L for the two monthly tickets, plus more
(End of this chapter)
After the mad Taoist finished speaking, he handed the coin to Dai Wu.
Dai Wu laughed out loud, as if he hated seeing each other later, he took the steel coin and exchanged it for a stick of incense.
But instead of kowtowing to the Bodhisattva in the temple, he raised the incense to his eyebrows and rubbed his hands together. There was no incense to light, but it caught fire by itself, and it burned out in the blink of an eye, leaving only ashes in his hands. He said to the Taoist priest: "Come on!" Come, I have received the merit, and the incense ashes will be returned to you, you fellow Taoist, I recognize it!"
Both of them smiled, quite obscenely, hooked their shoulders together, as if they were brothers, and walked outside the temple fair.
The tourists all paid attention to it, lamenting that the world is getting worse, the sky is bright and the sun is bright, and there is no reason for two beggars to hug each other to show their affection!
As the mad Taoist came outside an adobe house, he could smell the stench from a distance.
This room is a latrine, and passers-by are in a hurry, so they come here to solve their physical problems.
This isn't our modern toilets, which are pretty clean these days, all tiled and cleaned by dedicated people.
This is the latrine pit in ancient times. Dig a square pit on the ground, put two boards on it, and squat on the boards. Okay, shit, flies and mosquitoes are flying everywhere, it stinks, can you Smoked to death.
After Dai Wu went in, he was a little surprised to find someone kneeling on the ground, a young man in his twenties with red lips and white teeth, kneeling in a latrine, what a beast!
Seeing the mad Taoist come in, the young man immediately bowed his head, but didn't speak. Obviously, he came to learn from his master, knowing that the mad Taoist has supernatural powers, and wanted to learn the craft.
The mad Taoist didn't even look at the young man, but lay down on the bottom of the wall, taking this place as his home, and called Dai Wu, "Come, come, sit together, sit together!"
Dai Wu didn't come out either, not to mention that the place was dirty and smelly, so he also sat down on the wall, put down the travel bag on his back, and lay down comfortably, as if this is a high-end hotel, with the unspeakable smell of excrement, It has no effect on him at all.
"Boy, don't kneel anymore. If you want to be my apprentice, you have to kneel in the latrine for three days and three nights. You don't have to be afraid of dirt or smell. You have to make this place your own home. You'd better go!" The mad Taoist saw this The young man glanced at him and began to persuade him.
Dai Wu also looked at the young man. This young man obviously came from a noble family. His clothes were bright and clean. Even if he knelt there, except for his knees, other places were spotless. He must have a serious cleanliness habit. It was rare for him to kneel down.
"Master, I know you have the way, please take pity on me, let Zipeng see it." After the young man finished speaking, he did not get up, but continued to kneel, with a firm mind.
Dai Wu thinks this kid is very interesting, it seems that he really intends to kneel in the latrine for three days, but he didn't say a word, other people accept apprentices, the rules of the world, outsiders can't interfere, you don't need to worry about it.
The mad Taoist ignored the young man, but chatted with Dai Wu: "Fellow Taoist, what do you think of my Taoism?"
The mad Taoist pointed to the adobe house and regarded it as his place of practice.
"Yes, yes, but the smell of excrement and urine is too strong!" Dai Wu laughed and covered his nose.
"Fellow Taoist, you've got a picture. Tao is everywhere, and there is also Tao in the latrines. Zhuangzi said that 'Tao is drowning in excrement'. Even in the most humble place, there is a philosophy of existence." The black mud on his body.
"Oh, crazy Taoist priest, it's you who are obsessed. Although chickens don't pee and each has its own way, but your heart can't live in it. Your heart lives in a latrine and can't get out, so you are obsessed. Now, the problem of attachment has been committed, and attachment to the latrine is the way, so how can it work!"
Dai Wu said in one word the fault of the mad Taoist.
Then I took out the mineral water from the travel bag and drank a few sips. It was really leisurely. Drinking water in the toilet is really hard for most people to swallow!
A mad Taoist is also an expert, but his attachment is too deep. He believes that Zhuangzi's saying "Tao is drowning in excrement" and believes that Tao is everywhere, but he focuses on the latrine, and his thoughts live in the latrine and refuse to come out.
Just like us ordinary people, if we believe that we have money, we have everything. Well, we look at everything through the eyes of money, and our thoughts live in the eyes of money. We do things with people, and we go toward money. Yes, a philistine.
Seeing that the mad Taoist didn't take it seriously, Dai Wu continued: "In the last years of the Qing Dynasty, there was no science at that time. Li Hongzhang was keen on the reform of Westernization. Once he asked a subordinate what a parabola is, but the subordinate gave a babble and talked about it. This kind of scientific term, Li Hongzhang was dumbfounded, how good are foreigners' stuff?"
"Later, that subordinate became anxious. He was afraid that Li Hongzhang would think that foreigners were irresistible. This subordinate was very flexible. He changed the way of speaking and said, Li Zhongtang, do you usually pee or not? Peeing is a parabola!"
"Li Hongzhang burst out laughing, and said humorously, it turned out to be the case, but to put it another way, Zhuangzi said that 'the Tao is drowning in feces' is the truth!"
After Dai Wu finished speaking, the old Taoist was stunned, because he understood Dai Wu's words and needed to be flexible!
Afterwards, he suddenly realized that the radiance of self-nature radiated from his whole body, which made Zipeng dumbfounded. Is this a fairy? Is this supernatural power?
Like the books of the ancients, Confucius, Zhuangzi, Laozi, the books written by them, every word is pearls, every word has a reason in it, but you can’t just look at the meaning of the words, you can’t live in the words, dead reading will make you lose your mind. Look at yourself!
People say that you are drowning in feces, so you really live in a latrine, and treat this place as a Taoist temple. They say that life and death are impermanent, so you have to live and die for a while, and toss yourself to death!
Crazy Taoists, who cultivate enlightenment, don’t talk about martial arts, but only enlightenment, progress in thought, attainment of detachment in knowledge, and they talk about enlightenment and immortality. This is a metaphor, but it’s not true. Become a fairy.
Seeing that the mad Taoist broke through the realm, Dai Wu laughed again, unable to stand up and bowed to the mad Taoist. He respected such a truly enlightened person.
Then he turned around and left, with no intention of leaving a name for something good he had done in his heart, let alone the idea of repaying favors, he was really unrestrained.
Unlike secular people, they do everything for that purpose. After doing something to others, they will think in their hearts, ha, when this guy sees me in the future, he should sell my friendship. You owe me a favor. When you see me in the future, you must know how to repay.
Dai Wu has now reached the point where "everything is like a spring dream and there is no trace".
All the interests of the world are not kept in the heart.
Even if you have done something of immeasurable merit, just laugh, it’s over, you have to repay me, I don’t say anything, and if you don’t repay me, I won’t take the initiative to mention it, and I don’t live in my heart when I do good deeds.
But in this state, he still has the idea of helping others in his heart. He knows that he has done good deeds, he is doing good deeds, and he is cultivating.
Thanks to book friend L for the two monthly tickets, plus more
(End of this chapter)
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