super plane watch
Chapter 102
Chapter 102
The movies starred in by Xingye will always have a lot of nonsensical style, which leads to the fact that the people in every movie are half crazy, and occasionally there are some normal ones and some villains. Normal.
The flying saucer I saw when I was a baby was actually an airplane in an amusement park. The dinosaur I saw when I was a few years old was a dinosaur theme park. That's why he and this flower can chat.
Hallucinations, auditory hallucinations.
Li Yue personally thinks that Lord Xing is actually a person born with yin and yang eyes. He has seen ghosts since he was a child, and he has experienced hallucinations caused by ghosts all day long, which has caused him to be a little confused now, which is why he is so courageous.
The courageous people are generally not afraid of hallucinations caused by ghosts.
Tonight, a security guard was drunk and daring, and went straight to a ghost.The subject is still an old woman in her 70s, the key is that she has no head yet.He is better than Ning Caichen or Xu Xian. If Ning Caichen saw a headless female ghost, he would be scared to urinate, let alone the romantic plot behind it.
Several people got into a taxi and drove to the building. It would take more than half an hour to reach Li Yue's community.
…………
Because of Lu Xiong's request to Wu Zhuangyuan yesterday, Wu Zhuangyuan also paid for it and sent two new security guards up.Today is their first time going to work, and Lu Xiong is taking them to patrol the building.
Lu Xiong walked into the building with two newcomers and said: "I don't know why Mr. Hu sent you here. You can't speak Mandarin, and I can't speak Hokkien. It's like talking to a duck. Today is your On the first day of work, learn to go upstairs to patrol.”
A newcomer asked in Hokkien dialect: "What are you talking about?"
"Patrol! One hour!" Lu Xiong said, pointing to his watch: "I came down from patrol upstairs and met in the office when I was an hour. Do you understand? Huh?"
The two newcomers looked at each other and whispered something.
"what did he say?"
"I don't know, maybe I told you to get off work."
One person suddenly realized, nodded and said, "Oh! That's great, I got off work so early."
Lu Xiong looked at their expressions and said with a sigh of relief: "You finally guessed what I was talking about, yes. It was an hour."
The two new security guards couldn't understand, so they happily walked towards the door, ready to get off work.
Lu Xiong felt a little relieved, the two pairs parted ways, Lu Xiong walked upstairs in the elevator alone, and the two new security guards walked towards the outside of the building, ready to go to supper after get off work.
By the way, it is already very late now, and the ghost has begun to have a little bit of ability. Lu Xiong originally wanted to go up to the third floor, but he didn't expect the elevator to go directly to the ninth floor, which is the floor where the old lady's family lives.
Lu Xiong looked at the opened elevator and wanted to close it in a panic, but there was no response.
He took a deep breath to build up his courage, and then walked outside cautiously, passing by the place where Mr. Zhou's family burned paper money yesterday, he refused to go forward for life or death.Xindao: This is a miserable situation, I guess I will encounter ghosts at any time, what should I do?
The corridors are gloomy, and the dim lights make the environment here look like a ghost movie.The ghost didn't even start to scare people, Lu Xiong couldn't stand it anymore, he opened a window on one side and shouted outside: "Hey! Tiedan! Big brother! Is there anyone to accompany me down?"
But there was no response, and I don't know if the downstairs heard it.
Lu Xiong braced himself and walked towards the corridor, wanting to go downstairs quickly, but he didn't expect to hear a strange sound as soon as he passed the pile of paper money.Lu Xiong ignored it and ran with his eyes closed. He didn't expect that there was a person lying on his stomach in the dark place at the end of the corridor, or a ghost.
Lu Xiong didn't check for a while, and kicked it up. He didn't know if the ghost was too fragile or wanted to scare people, but his head was kicked off in one go.
"Ahh! There are ghosts and ghosts! I'm just passing by!" Lu Xiong only knew what he mentioned, but because he closed his eyes, he didn't know that he was referring to a human head, and he kicked it away. up.
Seeing that Lu Xiong was about to go downstairs, the sprawling ghost finally couldn't help it: "Captain Lu, help me! Help me."
Hearing this voice, Lu Xiong was shocked, and hurriedly said: "How can I help you! Ah! Head. Help, don't hurt me. I haven't done anything!"
The old lady looked at Lu Xiong with her head and said: "Captain Lu, I know you are a good person, I never thought of harming you, don't be afraid."
"Ghost!" Lu Xiong finally couldn't hold it anymore, he yelled and was about to run away, but he was held back by the headless ghost.
"I was killed by their husband and wife. They will get retribution sooner or later. Captain Lu, please help me get my head back. I will tell you slowly, please."
Lu Xiong walked over carefully, holding his head and said: "You are welcome, you are welcome. Grandma, just tell me, I will help you call the police and avenge you."
"Hey! What are you doing standing here?" Mr. Zhou had already stood beside his mother, holding a fruit knife in his hand.
Lu Xiong shook his head: "No! I didn't do anything! I just want to help your mother get her head back."
"Hmph, want to call the police?" Mr. Zhou slashed at Lu Xiong with a knife, and Lu Xiong ran away in fright, but he still held the old lady's head in his hand, so the old lady also chased after him. Running fast in the corridor.
Lu Xiong ran to the first floor and saw two security guards holding bags, he put his head in the bag and said, "You guys keep it for me first!" After speaking, he continued to run, and Mr. Zhou behind him took a knife to look for them. Lu Xiong was left, but the two policemen were ignored.
"Wow, why did Mr. Zhou kill him? Do you want to call the police?"
"Call the police? Report you dead head, we are robbing, and you still call the police?"
Before they had time to see what was in the bag, the old woman who caught up behind ran through them and snatched the bag from their hands.
"Fuck!" Li Li suddenly said, "Who is it? Do you think we won't recognize you if you keep your head down? Dare to steal our money, chase after us!"
Because the woman ran away with another man last night, Tie Dan has been drinking all day today, and now he is also drunk. He just threw up in the bathroom and was about to go back to find the lady when he saw two security guards chasing him. a woman.
It's really a combination of lust and heart, even seeing a sow feels like Sai Diaochan.
Tie Dan saw the headless woman, licked his lips, saw two security guards chasing her, immediately chased after her, and shouted: "Don't grab women from me, hey! Wait for me! I'm here Ah! What's wrong with you woman, didn't the eldest son call you? If you run again? If you run again, I'll jump over you."
After Tie Dan got close to the old lady, he jumped at her and threw the old lady to the ground.The two people who followed picked up the bag containing the old lady's head and said, "I got it!"
There was a lot of money in it, and the two of them ran away without caring about Tiedan.
Tie Dan was drunk in the hall and began to pick off the old lady's clothes, he laughed and said, "I'll give you more money, let's do the whole set. Come on, come on!"
(End of this chapter)
The movies starred in by Xingye will always have a lot of nonsensical style, which leads to the fact that the people in every movie are half crazy, and occasionally there are some normal ones and some villains. Normal.
The flying saucer I saw when I was a baby was actually an airplane in an amusement park. The dinosaur I saw when I was a few years old was a dinosaur theme park. That's why he and this flower can chat.
Hallucinations, auditory hallucinations.
Li Yue personally thinks that Lord Xing is actually a person born with yin and yang eyes. He has seen ghosts since he was a child, and he has experienced hallucinations caused by ghosts all day long, which has caused him to be a little confused now, which is why he is so courageous.
The courageous people are generally not afraid of hallucinations caused by ghosts.
Tonight, a security guard was drunk and daring, and went straight to a ghost.The subject is still an old woman in her 70s, the key is that she has no head yet.He is better than Ning Caichen or Xu Xian. If Ning Caichen saw a headless female ghost, he would be scared to urinate, let alone the romantic plot behind it.
Several people got into a taxi and drove to the building. It would take more than half an hour to reach Li Yue's community.
…………
Because of Lu Xiong's request to Wu Zhuangyuan yesterday, Wu Zhuangyuan also paid for it and sent two new security guards up.Today is their first time going to work, and Lu Xiong is taking them to patrol the building.
Lu Xiong walked into the building with two newcomers and said: "I don't know why Mr. Hu sent you here. You can't speak Mandarin, and I can't speak Hokkien. It's like talking to a duck. Today is your On the first day of work, learn to go upstairs to patrol.”
A newcomer asked in Hokkien dialect: "What are you talking about?"
"Patrol! One hour!" Lu Xiong said, pointing to his watch: "I came down from patrol upstairs and met in the office when I was an hour. Do you understand? Huh?"
The two newcomers looked at each other and whispered something.
"what did he say?"
"I don't know, maybe I told you to get off work."
One person suddenly realized, nodded and said, "Oh! That's great, I got off work so early."
Lu Xiong looked at their expressions and said with a sigh of relief: "You finally guessed what I was talking about, yes. It was an hour."
The two new security guards couldn't understand, so they happily walked towards the door, ready to get off work.
Lu Xiong felt a little relieved, the two pairs parted ways, Lu Xiong walked upstairs in the elevator alone, and the two new security guards walked towards the outside of the building, ready to go to supper after get off work.
By the way, it is already very late now, and the ghost has begun to have a little bit of ability. Lu Xiong originally wanted to go up to the third floor, but he didn't expect the elevator to go directly to the ninth floor, which is the floor where the old lady's family lives.
Lu Xiong looked at the opened elevator and wanted to close it in a panic, but there was no response.
He took a deep breath to build up his courage, and then walked outside cautiously, passing by the place where Mr. Zhou's family burned paper money yesterday, he refused to go forward for life or death.Xindao: This is a miserable situation, I guess I will encounter ghosts at any time, what should I do?
The corridors are gloomy, and the dim lights make the environment here look like a ghost movie.The ghost didn't even start to scare people, Lu Xiong couldn't stand it anymore, he opened a window on one side and shouted outside: "Hey! Tiedan! Big brother! Is there anyone to accompany me down?"
But there was no response, and I don't know if the downstairs heard it.
Lu Xiong braced himself and walked towards the corridor, wanting to go downstairs quickly, but he didn't expect to hear a strange sound as soon as he passed the pile of paper money.Lu Xiong ignored it and ran with his eyes closed. He didn't expect that there was a person lying on his stomach in the dark place at the end of the corridor, or a ghost.
Lu Xiong didn't check for a while, and kicked it up. He didn't know if the ghost was too fragile or wanted to scare people, but his head was kicked off in one go.
"Ahh! There are ghosts and ghosts! I'm just passing by!" Lu Xiong only knew what he mentioned, but because he closed his eyes, he didn't know that he was referring to a human head, and he kicked it away. up.
Seeing that Lu Xiong was about to go downstairs, the sprawling ghost finally couldn't help it: "Captain Lu, help me! Help me."
Hearing this voice, Lu Xiong was shocked, and hurriedly said: "How can I help you! Ah! Head. Help, don't hurt me. I haven't done anything!"
The old lady looked at Lu Xiong with her head and said: "Captain Lu, I know you are a good person, I never thought of harming you, don't be afraid."
"Ghost!" Lu Xiong finally couldn't hold it anymore, he yelled and was about to run away, but he was held back by the headless ghost.
"I was killed by their husband and wife. They will get retribution sooner or later. Captain Lu, please help me get my head back. I will tell you slowly, please."
Lu Xiong walked over carefully, holding his head and said: "You are welcome, you are welcome. Grandma, just tell me, I will help you call the police and avenge you."
"Hey! What are you doing standing here?" Mr. Zhou had already stood beside his mother, holding a fruit knife in his hand.
Lu Xiong shook his head: "No! I didn't do anything! I just want to help your mother get her head back."
"Hmph, want to call the police?" Mr. Zhou slashed at Lu Xiong with a knife, and Lu Xiong ran away in fright, but he still held the old lady's head in his hand, so the old lady also chased after him. Running fast in the corridor.
Lu Xiong ran to the first floor and saw two security guards holding bags, he put his head in the bag and said, "You guys keep it for me first!" After speaking, he continued to run, and Mr. Zhou behind him took a knife to look for them. Lu Xiong was left, but the two policemen were ignored.
"Wow, why did Mr. Zhou kill him? Do you want to call the police?"
"Call the police? Report you dead head, we are robbing, and you still call the police?"
Before they had time to see what was in the bag, the old woman who caught up behind ran through them and snatched the bag from their hands.
"Fuck!" Li Li suddenly said, "Who is it? Do you think we won't recognize you if you keep your head down? Dare to steal our money, chase after us!"
Because the woman ran away with another man last night, Tie Dan has been drinking all day today, and now he is also drunk. He just threw up in the bathroom and was about to go back to find the lady when he saw two security guards chasing him. a woman.
It's really a combination of lust and heart, even seeing a sow feels like Sai Diaochan.
Tie Dan saw the headless woman, licked his lips, saw two security guards chasing her, immediately chased after her, and shouted: "Don't grab women from me, hey! Wait for me! I'm here Ah! What's wrong with you woman, didn't the eldest son call you? If you run again? If you run again, I'll jump over you."
After Tie Dan got close to the old lady, he jumped at her and threw the old lady to the ground.The two people who followed picked up the bag containing the old lady's head and said, "I got it!"
There was a lot of money in it, and the two of them ran away without caring about Tiedan.
Tie Dan was drunk in the hall and began to pick off the old lady's clothes, he laughed and said, "I'll give you more money, let's do the whole set. Come on, come on!"
(End of this chapter)
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