Nine-tiered fairy lotus

Chapter 165 Looking at You Looks Familiar

Hu Tu pretended not to know anything, digging his flowers and plants as if no one else was there, waiting for the bodyguard to approach, the movements of his hands did not stop, but his body was already ready.

Just when the bodyguard was holding a black cloth bag and was about to put it on his head, Hu Tu elbowed it and smashed it on his thigh.At the same time, the black bag also slowly moved away from the top of his head, only one step away, the bodyguard would succeed, and the duck with its mouth at this moment flew away helplessly.Because he was wearing a mask, he couldn't see his face clearly, but one can imagine that it must be quite exciting.

Hu Tu's elbow was not insignificant. The bodyguard groaned, his thigh curled up and trembled, and he leaned against a tree.

Hu Tu turned around and asked, "Who the hell are you to sneak up on me?" He pretended to be confused, and then greeted him with fists as big as sandbags.

Hu Tu played chaotically, but fortunately he had the upper hand and was more flexible, so he gained the upper hand for a while. The fists interacted with soft parts such as the face and waist, and took advantage of it.But after the bodyguard reacted, it would not be so easy to take advantage of it.

The bodyguard took the opportunity to slow down, and suddenly punched Hu Tu back, hitting Hu Tu on the shoulder, and Hu Tu was knocked back a few steps.After all, it is the one who has practiced and the one who has not practiced. Sometimes you can win without rules, but you can't always win after all.For example, in the game "PUBG Mobile", if a newcomer goes inside and shoots casually, he may be able to hit something, but it is obviously not enough to win in the end.

But Hu Tu has a great advantage, he is not afraid of being beaten, the bodyguard's fist hit him like a sandbag, and the sandbag was filled with iron sand.Hu Tu didn't feel the pain, but the bodyguard's hands couldn't help shaking.

Hu Tu saw that the momentum was not good, what should he do if he couldn't beat it?I had to play dirty.With a twist of his mind, he grabbed a handful of sand from the space of the lotus platform, slapped it on Mr. Bodyguard, who was inconvenient to move, then picked up a branch from the roadside, and "slapped" his buttocks, body and even his face. "He twitched violently.The branches were messy, and there were several bloodstains, and the face was no exception.

Hit through the sand, hit it a few times, and saw that the bodyguard was about to dodge, and sprinkled new sand on his face.He was wearing a mask, but his eyes and nose were not blocked, he was shot straight, and he was stabbed over and over again.At first he wondered where Hu Tu got so much sand, but then he realized that Hu Tu was also a magician.Magician itself is synonymous with impossible.

Hu Tu felt good after taking such a puff, but soon he couldn't be ashamed, because Mr. Bodyguard also found the weapon by mistake, a two-meter-long wooden stick.Flying around, Hu Tu saw how powerful he was, so he dared not go forward.

After exiting, Hu Tu looked around for a while, and kept laughing. After a while, he coughed muffledly, and asked, "Hey, why do you look familiar to me? Aren't you the bodyguard of that idiot Wu Xuefeng? Yes. , That's right, it's you, why did you come here, I really misunderstood. No, why are you wearing a mask, you don't want to sneak attack me, do you?"

Having taken advantage of enough, and exposed the facts, Hu Tu couldn't believe that the bodyguard really dared to deal with him blatantly.Sure enough, the bodyguard was even more nervous than Hu Tu after being recognized, and quickly explained: "Dude, you made a mistake, I'm actually here to help you."

"Help me?" Hu Tu looked at him vigilantly and asked, "You appeared behind me without saying a word, what are you going to do for me?"

The bodyguard's brain turned rapidly, and he said, "Dude, I didn't show up without saying a word. I called you, but you kept looking at that flower and ignored me."

"Then you still have a cloth bag, are you planning to cover my head?"

"No. I took the cloth bag to hold flowers for you. Our relationship has been together for many days. How could I do anything to you?"

"You really don't have bad intentions?" Hu Tu secretly laughed. The beating interrogates those who are beaten, and those who are beaten try to lie.

"No." The bodyguard got up from the ground and said aggrievedly, "I will be beaten by you, I am aggrieved."

If it were an ordinary person, they would not be able to bear it, but people with ulterior motives would always be more patient.The bodyguard took off his mask, and the sand on his face was soaked with sweat and blood. He wiped them away gently, and tears were left in his lost eyes. It was like a young daughter-in-law who had just been dragged to pick up a guest.

Hu Tu scratched his head and said with a suppressed smile, "Well, buddy, I'm also to blame, I overreacted just now. I thought who wanted to kidnap me! See what happened, you won't care about me like a child, will you? "

How could he not care about it, I am afraid that in the mind of this bodyguard, Hu Tu has died countless times.But on the surface, the bodyguard still had to step down. He said again and again: "It's not my fault, I'm also at fault for this matter, let's expose it."

"Okay, then let's uncover it." Hu Tu didn't dare to get too close to the bodyguard, he just said, "Dude, I still want to dig this plant, I can really use this bag, thank you, you have Hurt, let's go back and have a look."

This scene of driving people away in a rude manner, without even saying a word about helping him back, but speaking as if they were very warm and honest, is really funny.

But everything was so reasonable, Mr. Bodyguard staggered forward and said again and again: "No need, you just do your work, I can go back by myself." My whole body hurts, the mountains are high and the dense roads are difficult to walk, It will only aggravate his injury, but now this situation can't be taken care of, he has to go back quickly and tell Wu Xuefeng that he really tried his best.It's just that the opponent is too ruthless, and he really can't deal with it.

In the tent, Wu Xuefeng was overjoyed. He pointed at his bodyguard and questioned: "You mean, you approached sneakily and almost covered his head, but he turned defeat into victory and beat you to the brim , but he himself has nothing to do? Are you fooling me? Fuck me, such a big guy, who usually blows himself up so much, why is it so useless when he uses you, a little kid If you can't handle it, how can you make me believe that you can protect me?"

"It's really..." The bodyguard wanted to explain.

"Don't talk about those useless things." Wu Xuefeng took a deep breath, "When I get back, I'll write my own resignation report, and I won't leave you a worthless wretch." Then he waved to another bodyguard, "Leave this to you , if you are also so useless, just like him, write me a resignation report. If he is still in a daze, get out of here."

(End of this chapter)