Bring a system to fight against Japan
Chapter 271
Chapter 271
Wang Dahao held the wine bowl and Kong Jie in his hand, and Ding Wei and Ding Wei toasted happily, chewing peanut beans and blowing on the calfskin...
"I'm Fatty Wang, I'm not bragging to you, girls like me wherever I go, and I can't push it away even if I push it hard."
Kong Jie smiled, with a cigarette pouch in his mouth, taking a few puffs of smoke...
"Old Wang is indeed more popular with women than us. There is a lesbian named Wang Qin in their guerrillas. I think he is very interesting to him."
"I can prove this. When I fought in Yu Village last time, I saw that lesbian. She looked good."
"Hey...Old Kong, Lao Ding, don't be joking. Comrade Wang Qin is the political commissar of our guerrilla army. Besides, Fatty Wang has an unmarried wife, so you can't play around and violate discipline."
"Old Wang, since you are not interested in her, why don't you introduce me. My old man is still a bachelor, and the two of us are also brothers who lived and died together on the battlefield. As the saying goes, fat water doesn't flow to outsiders."
"Old Ding, you are dishonest! People who want to poach our guerrillas."
"Old Wang, you mean that you don't want to lead my old man to a red line, do you want to eat what's in the bowl and look at what's in the pot?"
"Old Ding! Marrying a woman from ancient times to the present, there is no one who speaks the vernacular, and wants to marry someone without a bride price."
"Haha... You kid, you started to do business within three sentences. According to your intention, your old king has to accompany the dowry."
"Hehe...I say you guys! One is smarter than the other, and they are not the ones who make money at a loss. Lao Ding is not joking with you. If you really like that girl, when the army is stable, I will definitely give it to you two. Lead the red rope."
"That's right, it's a long way to go with one pole."
"Lao Ding is not in a hurry, and besides, I don't know what the girl thinks, so I have to do ideological work for her."
Kong Jie picked up the wine bowl and drank a couple of sips, then said with a smile...
"Hey...Old Wang, you are a full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is."
Li Yunlong pulled his long, blue face, stared wide-eyed and curled his mouth, looking at the three people laughing and chattering. He put himself aside as air and ignored him. He slapped the table hard with his palm, betting that the gills of the airbag hadn't made a sound. shouted...
"Fatty Wang, you are too thick-skinned! Did I tell you to sit down? You are so familiar with yourself, you are so heavy, you sit down with a big buttocks, and you start to drink when you pick up the wine bowl."
Wang Dahao smiled and had a round melon face, looked at Li Yunlong, took out a roast chicken from his arms, put it in front of him and said...
"Old Li, I specially brought you roast chicken to nourish your body."
"Mother's roast chicken is worth a few dollars, and I can buy it for me. Thinking of those more than 100 horses, I want to beat you boy."
"Old Li, why are you so narrow-minded? It's been a long time and I haven't forgotten. The two of us are also brothers who rolled out of a mud pit, because a little thing is not over yet."
"Mother, I haven't lost my temper yet. You, Fatty Wang, are so kicked. I don't know whose one-acre land is here. You screamed at me, be careful that I will tie you up."
Kong Jie stood up with the pipe in his hand, smiled and said...
"Old Li, if you don't want to eat roast chicken, then I will break up with Lao Ding."
"Yeah! We can't waste it, we must get rid of this roast chicken."
Kong Jie stretched out his hand to grab the roast chicken, but Li Yunlong shouted anxiously...
"Take your hand away from me, kid. When did I say I wouldn't eat it?"
"Hey... Lao Li has always eaten alone, so he can eat the meat that is brought to his mouth."
Li Yunlong tore off a chicken thigh with his hands, and after a few bites, there was only a bone stick left. The glib Maha picked up the wine bowl and took two sips, with a smile on his long face and said...
"Fatty Wang met our old comrade-in-arms today. I'm not a stingy person, so I don't have the same knowledge as your kid."
"Haha...Old Li, I respect you with a bowl of wine, let's get rid of the unpleasant things that happened before, along with the wine."
"Okay..." The four of them were drinking wine in the room, laughing and bragging.
Xiuqin walked into the room quietly with small steps, holding a needlework shoe sample in her hand. Her big watery eyes blinked with long eyelashes. After a few glances at the north room, she turned around and came to the west room. A woman was sitting in the room. Sew clothes on the edge of the kang...
"Xiuqin, why are you here, come and sit down."
"Auntie, I have nothing to come over to take a look. Leader Li and the others are drinking in the north room."
"Well, Captain Li has a few old comrades in arms and is drinking and chatting in the north room. It's interesting to listen to them."
Xiuqin was sitting on the edge of the kang, doing needlework with her hands, while listening to the loud yelling from Westinghouse, the few people were chatting like they were fighting, their flushed faces were full of joy, and they grinned their lips to force Hold back the laughter.
Li Yunlong sat on the wooden bench with his buttocks, and after drinking a few bowls of wine, he raised his legs and began to puff up...
"I, Old Li, are not bragging to you. Before I joined the army, I was also a well-known handsome guy in ten miles and eight villages. If I like Laozi and girls, I will jump on me, and I can't push them away."
"Lao Li pissed down his stomach a few cats, and then started blowing again. He looks so stupid and thick, who can fall in love with him!"
"I thought about it too! Whoever is with him is unlucky. When I was a soldier, my old man was in the same squad as him. This kid snored in his sleep, which was louder than the engine. At first, the whole squad of soldiers made him quarrel. During the day, the guards stood up. I was able to fall asleep, and I got used to it later, and finally developed to the point where if Lao Li didn't snore, the whole class couldn't sleep."
"Hey... I remember one time, the company commander sent me to investigate, and it was already midnight when I came back. As soon as I entered the room, there were seven or eight people in the squad, with their eyes open like bells. I was surprised, how did the brothers Don’t sleep! Everyone said, don’t you snore and we fall asleep?”
"Ha ha…"
"After Lao Li lay down for 30 seconds, the snoring sounded. The soldiers finally breathed a sigh of relief, and fell asleep after a while, but who knew that in the middle of the night, the enemy came up, and the one The cannonball exploded in the yard, and guess what, everyone didn't wake up, thinking that Lao Li was snoring."
"Ha ha…"
"It woke up Lao Li. This kid picked up the guy and rushed out. Do you think it's strange that the whole class woke up when Lao Li went out. What's the matter? I can't hear Lao Li snoring anymore. , can everyone not wake up?"
"Ha ha…"
Kong Jie was holding the pipe of the pipe in his hand, laughing so hard that he couldn't keep his mouth shut...
"I said Lao Ding, Lao Wang and the rest of us have to help Lao Li Zhang Luo Zhang Luo. Although Lao Li has a little problem, the rest of his body is in good condition. It will not delay marrying a wife and having children. We can't watch Lao Li fight. Be a bachelor forever."
"Old Kong! Why are you two old bachelors? Let Lao Wang handle this matter."
Wang Dahao chewed the peanut beans, smiled and replied...
"I think Lao Li can find someone who is hard of hearing, and nothing will be delayed."
"Ha ha……"
(End of this chapter)
Wang Dahao held the wine bowl and Kong Jie in his hand, and Ding Wei and Ding Wei toasted happily, chewing peanut beans and blowing on the calfskin...
"I'm Fatty Wang, I'm not bragging to you, girls like me wherever I go, and I can't push it away even if I push it hard."
Kong Jie smiled, with a cigarette pouch in his mouth, taking a few puffs of smoke...
"Old Wang is indeed more popular with women than us. There is a lesbian named Wang Qin in their guerrillas. I think he is very interesting to him."
"I can prove this. When I fought in Yu Village last time, I saw that lesbian. She looked good."
"Hey...Old Kong, Lao Ding, don't be joking. Comrade Wang Qin is the political commissar of our guerrilla army. Besides, Fatty Wang has an unmarried wife, so you can't play around and violate discipline."
"Old Wang, since you are not interested in her, why don't you introduce me. My old man is still a bachelor, and the two of us are also brothers who lived and died together on the battlefield. As the saying goes, fat water doesn't flow to outsiders."
"Old Ding, you are dishonest! People who want to poach our guerrillas."
"Old Wang, you mean that you don't want to lead my old man to a red line, do you want to eat what's in the bowl and look at what's in the pot?"
"Old Ding! Marrying a woman from ancient times to the present, there is no one who speaks the vernacular, and wants to marry someone without a bride price."
"Haha... You kid, you started to do business within three sentences. According to your intention, your old king has to accompany the dowry."
"Hehe...I say you guys! One is smarter than the other, and they are not the ones who make money at a loss. Lao Ding is not joking with you. If you really like that girl, when the army is stable, I will definitely give it to you two. Lead the red rope."
"That's right, it's a long way to go with one pole."
"Lao Ding is not in a hurry, and besides, I don't know what the girl thinks, so I have to do ideological work for her."
Kong Jie picked up the wine bowl and drank a couple of sips, then said with a smile...
"Hey...Old Wang, you are a full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is."
Li Yunlong pulled his long, blue face, stared wide-eyed and curled his mouth, looking at the three people laughing and chattering. He put himself aside as air and ignored him. He slapped the table hard with his palm, betting that the gills of the airbag hadn't made a sound. shouted...
"Fatty Wang, you are too thick-skinned! Did I tell you to sit down? You are so familiar with yourself, you are so heavy, you sit down with a big buttocks, and you start to drink when you pick up the wine bowl."
Wang Dahao smiled and had a round melon face, looked at Li Yunlong, took out a roast chicken from his arms, put it in front of him and said...
"Old Li, I specially brought you roast chicken to nourish your body."
"Mother's roast chicken is worth a few dollars, and I can buy it for me. Thinking of those more than 100 horses, I want to beat you boy."
"Old Li, why are you so narrow-minded? It's been a long time and I haven't forgotten. The two of us are also brothers who rolled out of a mud pit, because a little thing is not over yet."
"Mother, I haven't lost my temper yet. You, Fatty Wang, are so kicked. I don't know whose one-acre land is here. You screamed at me, be careful that I will tie you up."
Kong Jie stood up with the pipe in his hand, smiled and said...
"Old Li, if you don't want to eat roast chicken, then I will break up with Lao Ding."
"Yeah! We can't waste it, we must get rid of this roast chicken."
Kong Jie stretched out his hand to grab the roast chicken, but Li Yunlong shouted anxiously...
"Take your hand away from me, kid. When did I say I wouldn't eat it?"
"Hey... Lao Li has always eaten alone, so he can eat the meat that is brought to his mouth."
Li Yunlong tore off a chicken thigh with his hands, and after a few bites, there was only a bone stick left. The glib Maha picked up the wine bowl and took two sips, with a smile on his long face and said...
"Fatty Wang met our old comrade-in-arms today. I'm not a stingy person, so I don't have the same knowledge as your kid."
"Haha...Old Li, I respect you with a bowl of wine, let's get rid of the unpleasant things that happened before, along with the wine."
"Okay..." The four of them were drinking wine in the room, laughing and bragging.
Xiuqin walked into the room quietly with small steps, holding a needlework shoe sample in her hand. Her big watery eyes blinked with long eyelashes. After a few glances at the north room, she turned around and came to the west room. A woman was sitting in the room. Sew clothes on the edge of the kang...
"Xiuqin, why are you here, come and sit down."
"Auntie, I have nothing to come over to take a look. Leader Li and the others are drinking in the north room."
"Well, Captain Li has a few old comrades in arms and is drinking and chatting in the north room. It's interesting to listen to them."
Xiuqin was sitting on the edge of the kang, doing needlework with her hands, while listening to the loud yelling from Westinghouse, the few people were chatting like they were fighting, their flushed faces were full of joy, and they grinned their lips to force Hold back the laughter.
Li Yunlong sat on the wooden bench with his buttocks, and after drinking a few bowls of wine, he raised his legs and began to puff up...
"I, Old Li, are not bragging to you. Before I joined the army, I was also a well-known handsome guy in ten miles and eight villages. If I like Laozi and girls, I will jump on me, and I can't push them away."
"Lao Li pissed down his stomach a few cats, and then started blowing again. He looks so stupid and thick, who can fall in love with him!"
"I thought about it too! Whoever is with him is unlucky. When I was a soldier, my old man was in the same squad as him. This kid snored in his sleep, which was louder than the engine. At first, the whole squad of soldiers made him quarrel. During the day, the guards stood up. I was able to fall asleep, and I got used to it later, and finally developed to the point where if Lao Li didn't snore, the whole class couldn't sleep."
"Hey... I remember one time, the company commander sent me to investigate, and it was already midnight when I came back. As soon as I entered the room, there were seven or eight people in the squad, with their eyes open like bells. I was surprised, how did the brothers Don’t sleep! Everyone said, don’t you snore and we fall asleep?”
"Ha ha…"
"After Lao Li lay down for 30 seconds, the snoring sounded. The soldiers finally breathed a sigh of relief, and fell asleep after a while, but who knew that in the middle of the night, the enemy came up, and the one The cannonball exploded in the yard, and guess what, everyone didn't wake up, thinking that Lao Li was snoring."
"Ha ha…"
"It woke up Lao Li. This kid picked up the guy and rushed out. Do you think it's strange that the whole class woke up when Lao Li went out. What's the matter? I can't hear Lao Li snoring anymore. , can everyone not wake up?"
"Ha ha…"
Kong Jie was holding the pipe of the pipe in his hand, laughing so hard that he couldn't keep his mouth shut...
"I said Lao Ding, Lao Wang and the rest of us have to help Lao Li Zhang Luo Zhang Luo. Although Lao Li has a little problem, the rest of his body is in good condition. It will not delay marrying a wife and having children. We can't watch Lao Li fight. Be a bachelor forever."
"Old Kong! Why are you two old bachelors? Let Lao Wang handle this matter."
Wang Dahao chewed the peanut beans, smiled and replied...
"I think Lao Li can find someone who is hard of hearing, and nothing will be delayed."
"Ha ha……"
(End of this chapter)
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