Sex and the city

Chapter 12 Seven Men in Manhattan (2)
Sam admitted that he knew the threesome would have bad consequences. "But why are we still so desperate? Because we are men."

3P rule number one - "Never do this with your girlfriend," says Garrick, "or it's a disaster."

The second rule of the 3Ps - "Even if you plan well, something will go wrong somewhere." Simon said, "You have to let it happen naturally." He is already a seasoned master.

We hadn't even gotten to the third law when the doorbell rang.Jim, a 21-year-old magician, and Ian, a 25-year-old TV producer.Jim couldn't wait to announce that he had just tried a man and two women last week. "You can't tell the whole world with fanfare beforehand and tell your friends afterward," he explained.

"It's not a good feeling," he said. "The three of us have all seen the movie Threesome."

He was about to explain further when the doorbell rang again.We looked at each other, not knowing who it was.All the men who were promised to come have now arrived.

Peter, who was concentrating on creation, raised his head and said calmly, "It's a girl."

I went upstairs to open the door.It was indeed a woman.We looked at each other in surprise. "What are you doing here?" she asked.

"I still want to ask you!" I said.Then we kissed each other perfunctorily on the cheek—a customary ritual among New York women, whether your heart wants it or not.

"Hi, Chloe." I greeted her.

She wears a leopard print jacket with a pink scarf.She's a famous beauty in New York, but no one knows what's going on in her heart--that's the way women are.

The men watched us go down the stairs.Jim lay down in the chair. "Just wait and see!" he said.

Chloe and I glanced at each other. "Nothing." We said.

Chloe scanned the room. "It's like Narcotics," she said, and someone handed her a glass of vodka.I told her what we were talking about.

"Threesomes are the last thing girls like," Chloe said casually, as naturally as she was chatting about clothes and makeup. "Girls just like one-on-one," she said, "where the attention is all on us. Girls need attention."

She took a sip of vodka and continued: "I have seen too many men who want to have a threesome. That time I played with my boyfriend and another couple. They said they wanted to play SM. So I and that woman's man Friend locked in the bedroom - I've known him for years. I looked at each other and said, "We can't go on because we're both masochistic. "What a joke. We didn't react at all, and the other bedroom was probably in full swing!"

I'm curious what it would be like if two women were having fun on their own during a threesome, completely ignoring the man.

"My God, it's just what I want!" said Simon.

"Guys want it so badly," Ted says, "it's exciting, it's like being in a porn movie, it's blood pumping, and you're the director, teasing these two women and making them caress each other. "

Jonasie didn't seem to think so.He keeps using the word "bitch," but we're also not sure if he's referring to a whore who specializes in threesomes or something else to cheat on his affections.

"It's happening because that bitch really wants to sleep with women," Jonasie said. "That bitch must be gay. She sleeps with men to get women. That bitch does everything to please you. Coax you around so the other woman doesn't feel like she's being sold by you. But don't get complacent, that bitch will kick you off when she's done using you so she can enjoy the other woman .”

"I disagree," said Simon, "Jonasie has too little experience."

it's okay to say "no"

"One of the girls I was threesome with loved sex," Jim said. "She slept with every guy in our circle."

"Wait a minute," Chloe interrupted him, "how do you know she slept with someone else?"

"Because Ian slept with her," Jim said, "and then Ian said she slept with everybody."

"Then how did he know?" Chloe said indignantly, "Maybe she only likes to sleep with him. You guys are thinking wrong."

"She means that she also wants to be like men." Ian quickly explained, "Her idea is, why do people have different standards for men and women? Men can sleep with women casually and no one says anything, so she Why can't you just sleep with a man?"

"Look at the look in Simon's eyes," Jonasie put in. "He'd like to ask for that girl's phone number right now."

Jim went on: "The other girl I was hanging out with was the complete opposite. She only had two boyfriends, like a virgin. But guess what? The two girls moved in together, and the flirtatious The girl completely changed that pretty innocent girl. Within a week, that little girl was going to sleep with all the men too."

"Me and them are very good friends," Jim said. "I slept with that bitch before, and I spent a whole year chasing that pure girl. The three of us went to a movie the other day. Then bought a bottle of wine and went to their apartment. We finished off the whole bottle of wine."

"A whole bottle is only three and a half cups." Chloe said disapprovingly.

"Sometimes three and a half can get you drunk. Same for you, Chloe," Ted said.

"That's right!" Jim went on, "Anyway, the three of us had a little drink in the apartment, and then of course I went into the bedroom with the flirtatious girl - there was nothing in the bedroom, and a big bed took up the whole room She wanted the other girl to join in - of course I fucking did. We watched her together as she wandered around the room in a daze trying to find a quiet place to do her own thing. She ended up walking between the toilet and the kitchen and couldn't find a suitable place."

"What was she wearing?" Simon asked.

"Who remembers that!" said Jim, "but we got her in bed at last."

"And then you fucked her by force," Simon interjected again.

Jim shook his head. "Nope. She was sitting on the bed, and we started petting her, stroking her back, and pushing her back on the bed. At first I was involved, but then I just sat and watched. After that, they And just started being proactive and getting fucked all over New York."

Ian also said one thing. "One time, I was in bed with a girl, and there was another girl in the bed," he said. We just kept looking at each other, looking at each other. Come to think of it, there was another girl under me. It was a great time, so emotional!"

Peter Bird, who had been uncharacteristically quiet for a while, finally had the time to speak: "Anyone who says 'no' to a threesome is really stupid!" he said.

"It's just a sport"

"But guys don't want to have a threesome with a girl they really care about," says Ted.

"Yes, the ideal partner for 3P is a friend, preferably a girl who loves to play." Ian responded.

"That's why men want to have threesomes with you," Ted said sarcastically to Chloe, "You're a competent playmate."

Chloe glared at him.

What Ian said next was beyond everyone's expectations. "Actually, I play more with two men and one woman." Then he quickly added, "Of course, I didn't have anything to do with that man."

There was an awkward silence in the room.Everyone was a little dumbfounded, and I even wondered if I had heard it wrong.

"It's the most convenient way!" Ian shrugged and said, "It's just a sport. You must not care about that girl, or you wouldn't do it with another guy. She is to me Said it was an insignificant person."

"And it's much cheaper, too," Sam put in.He's an investment banker.

I remembered that several girlfriends told me that they often fantasize about being with two men.I think I'd better persuade them to stop at fantasy.

Chloe expressed doubts about the man's words. "I've never met a guy who wanted to play 'two boys and one girl,'" she said. "Besides, guys are so competitive in bed that I don't think they like it."

"I'm not interested in a woman someone else just fucked," Peter said.

Ted took the opposite view: "If it's my best friend, there's nothing wrong with it."

"That's right!" Ian said.

"But I might mind who goes first," Ted said.

"It's a collusion between two people," Ian said. "It's also like a one-on-one match between two good friends."

Jim shook his head like a rattle: "I disagree!"

"Jim, how could you disagree?" Ian asked in surprise.

"I see," Ted said, "you two did!"

"I mean I don't like two men and one woman," said Jim.

Ian pointed at Jim: "But he was the one who pushed me towards that girl!"

"weird feeling"

Garrick said: "I'm 35 years old and I've been through far more assholes than you guys!" He said he'd probably had a dozen or so threesomes, several times with two men and one woman. "It's all with my good buddy Bill," he said.

Bill is a male model.Garrick had met Bill at a downtown gym when he asked Garrick if he could give him the press machine. "Most of the guys who work out there are gay men," says Garrick, "so after that, we just want to prove to each other that we're not gay. Threesomes are like a way of validation, you use this way to prove your heterosexual orientation to another man."

Garrick leaned forward and took a cigarette. "When Bill was hanging out with another man once, he actually had feelings for that man." He laughed and said, "I always tease him about it. I don't know why. For me , which represents a subconscious same-sex longing. Am I longing for this too? I don’t know. Maybe Bill just isn’t my type, who knows?”

The young men present were silent.

Peter said, "I'm not against gays. I tried it once - with my best buddy, and a woman. They were in the same bed, and the room was full of lust. I remember it very well, His hand was so hot after it was done. Even though he was my best buddy, he was a redundant person in this situation. It was such a pain. All I remember was my hot hand on him Take it away. It feels disgusting."

We were all a little restless.It's getting late, and it's almost time to go out for dinner.

"Oh, I don't know," Garrick said, "but I'm sure threesomes aren't bad for a relationship. It's not a regular sexual experience after all, so you feel like it barely counts, and once it's over you don't think about it at all .Usually, you will feel guilty about cheating on your wife, but 3P cannot develop into any fixed or long-term relationship, and it will not threaten the relationship.”

"Not to mention," Garrick continued, "it also strengthens your bond with your friends. What could be closer than that? You share the most intimate experiences."

What happens after that?Like the next morning?
"It's okay, I remember one time the three of us went to breakfast together," Garrick said, "I remember it very well because I paid the bill."

(End of this chapter)