Chapter 3

Not finished yet? !
The egg yolk was crispy, and he stared at the Emperor Zifu in horror, not knowing what monster he was going to punish.

Fortunately, the emperor of the Zifu just said: "If you are full, it's time to sleep."

The egg yolk cake breathed a sigh of relief, and began to fantasize about the soft plush carpet.

But in the next second, she knew that she was relieved too early.

Egg Yolk Crisp anxiously looked at the tall horses in front of her and determined that this place should be called a stable. She optimistically thought that maybe the emperor of Zifu just wanted her to take a walk before going to bed to digest food.

A fox riding a horse... Although the egg yolk cake has always been looking forward to riding a horse, it is still unimaginable at this moment.

"Ahei was borrowed by Lord Liushang Qing, so you can sleep in its place." The emperor of Zifu said calmly.

Nani? !
The egg yolk cake's eyeballs almost fell out of their sockets.

Let her such a miniature and cute little fox live under the same roof with these burly horses that make her stand tall?

The egg yolk crisp looked at Emperor Zifu accusingly: I'm going to the Animal Association to sue you!
The emperor of Zifu frowned: "Why, don't you want to? They are heavenly horses. Although they are not as rare as you, the breed is considered noble."

Not even Centaur Aiolos!The egg yolk crisps resolutely resisted, and the hairs all over the body were blown into pieces.

"This way..." The emperor of the Zifu teleported again, and Egg Yolk Crisp found that they had arrived in a huge bird's nest, and a big colorful phoenix looked at her unkindly.

"This is Ah Cai, there is no god concubine in Phoenix who can compare to her, sleeping with her is not an insult to you." The emperor of the Zifu introduced with a good temper.

The bird nest is covered with countless down, which looks soft and comfortable; the feathers of the roommates are shining with five colors, which looks very gorgeous.However, looking at the unfriendly eyes, the sharp beak, and the strong claws... Egg Yolk Su swallowed and shook his head decisively.

She's not sure if she'll turn into a roommate's late-night snack.

Emperor Zifu frowned: "Why, still unwilling? Or do you want to live alone?"

The egg yolk cake nodded quickly.

"Then there is only one place." The emperor of Zifu took her to his living room teleportedly.

Egg Yolk Crisp's eyes lit up, and she couldn't wait to jump down: My plush carpet, here I come!
"It's not here." The Emperor Zifu grabbed Egg Yolk Crisp by the tail and threw her out of the window.

Outside the window... there is a modest kennel.

No matter how luxurious the emperor's bedroom is, this kennel is as simple as it is, so simple that there is only a small mat, and the reason why it is determined to be a kennel is because there is a bone pattern on the mat.

Egg Yolk Crisp looked up at the blue sky, curled up resignedly, and buried her head in her tail.

After waking up from a full sleep, everything was silent.

Egg Yolk Crisp looked up at the bright stars, and rolled her eyes slyly: It's impossible for her to accept her fate!It is of course impossible to let her eat grass!

After listening to the movement, the egg yolk cake stood up with vigor, and the goal was the kitchen!
But who can tell her where the kitchen is?

After turning the egg yolk cake for a full two hours, I found out sadly that this place is too big!

No wonder that guy keeps using teleportation!

Rubbing her flat stomach, the egg yolk cake followed the sound of water and walked to a small pool.

It is also good to drink some water at this moment.

This is a rather delicate small pond, semi-circular, about three meters in diameter, the walls of the pond are made of white jade, the bottom of the pond is covered with pebbles, and a spring-like thing is like a water inlet, bubbling water out, so the pond water It was full of water flowing out from the groove in the corner of the small pool, and it was unknown where it would go.

There are no other decorations in the pool, only a full moon reflected on the water surface, moved by the current, like a golden duck egg yolk.

The egg yolk crisp swallowed, lowered his head and drank the water, as if he was drinking old duck soup.

The water in the sky should not be polluted... I didn't think of this problem until I finished drinking the egg yolk crisps.

"Hey, you're here." The voice of the emperor of Zifu suddenly sounded from behind.

Egg Yolk Crisp turned around guiltily.

The emperor of Zifu walked towards her while taking off his clothes.

The egg yolk crispy fox's fur stood on end: What, do you still have to take off your shirt when you beat her? !
Taking off the coat is a middle coat, and taking off the middle coat is a shirtless shoulder. Under the moonlight, the skin on the bare shoulders is white and clear, with smooth and graceful lines. The shoulders are rounded shoulders, and next to the shoulders is a sexy collarbone. The lower two points are bright red, and under the bright red is a six-pack abs.

I didn't expect him to be so strong, Egg Yolk Crisp thought worriedly, would he be beaten to death soon?

The warm hands threw away the shirt and moved to the abdominal muscles, no, it was a little lower than the abdominal muscles.

what!what! !what! ! !

The egg yolk cake's eyes widened in disbelief.

He is taking off his pants! ! !
Human and beast...

The ominous word slid across Egg Yolk Crisp's head, and he couldn't help but start to tremble.

One step, two steps, three steps...

what!what! !what! ! !

How did he walk past him? !

The egg yolk cake's head involuntarily rotated with the displacement of the emperor of the Zifu, and she didn't realize that he was taking a bath until the emperor of the Zifu submerged himself in the pool, and this small pool seemed to be a bathtub...

She actually drank a lot of this man's bath water just now! ! !

"vomit!"

The egg yolk crisp vomited painfully.

"Wow!"

A huge splash of water exploded in the pool, and the emperor of the Zifu fled ashore just as the vomit fell into the pool.

Is his figure so horrible?This hairball actually spit him in the face!
The emperor of the Zifu looked at the egg yolk cake injured: "Is our figure so bad?"

Nani?

Rao is the egg yolk cake IQ120, and it took ten seconds for him to react.

Big misunderstanding!

Buttercup wrinkled her nose in confusion—how could she tell him that she wasn't disliking his figure?
But if it is for the fox, the figure of the Emperor Zifu is really not good.

At least he doesn't have a tail.

So, it's not entirely a misunderstanding, is it?

The egg yolk cake calmly wiped the corner of his mouth, turned his head and left without hesitation.

If there was still an element of drama just now, this time the emperor of Zifu was really injured.

"Little Maotuan, stop!" The Emperor Zifu frowned and stopped drinking the egg yolk cake.

Well, there is no escape.

Egg Yolk Crisp turned around and raised his chin: Do whatever you want!

The emperor of the Zifu was stunned, he really couldn't make the egg yolk crispy.

"You go." The Emperor Zifu returned to the bath depressed.

The vomit had already been washed away by the gurgling water, and the water in the pool returned to its previous cleanliness. The emperor of Zifu rubbed his feet seriously, and kept introspecting—is he really in poor shape?
The mood lasted until the next morning.

After breakfast, Emperor Zifu went to give lectures to his disciples as usual, but his mood could not return to the calm and clear mood of the past. He forgot what he was going to talk about, and stared straight at the sitting Zixi, who was in the front row, still had that sentence in his mind—is his figure really bad?
Zi Shiyi's scalp was numb from being stared at, and he guessed uneasily: Is the master still blaming him for his poor eyesight?
"Master..." Zishi boldly called out.

The emperor of the Zifu was shocked by Zishi, and suddenly he had a plan, and said: "Well, take off your clothes."

What? !

Running [-] laps yesterday wasn't enough, and you still have to run naked today? !

Zi Eleven suspects that something is wrong with his ears.

No!Although there are no women on the mountain, running naked is still considered immoral!Of course, this is not the point, the point is that he will be laughed to death by other brothers.

Thinking of this section, Zi Shiyi pleaded boldly: "Master, I went back to check the information yesterday, that little hairball..."

"We let you take off your clothes, why are you talking so much nonsense?" The emperor of Zifu frowned his pretty eyebrows in confusion.

Zi Shiyi didn't dare to say anything more, and took off his clothes in humiliation.

Compared with Emperor Zifu, Ziyi's skin is not translucent enough, his lines are not beautiful and smooth enough, and he doesn't even have six-pack abs on his lower abdomen. The only thing superior to Emperor Zifu is that he has a wheat-colored body Skin, sun, health.

It's a pity that the immortal's aesthetic point of view has not kept up with the times, and the Emperor Zifu subjectively commented: "Black, really black!"

Zi Shiyi was very wronged - he was always sent to stand guard in front of the mountain gate, exposed to the wind and the sun, can he not be black?

The next moment, Zi Shishi was not wronged, and Zi Shishi felt very relieved, because the eyes of the emperor of the Zifu shifted to Zi Shisan, his thin lips parted slightly, and there were those five words again: "Take off your clothes."

Zi Shisan looked at Zi Shisan, said nothing more, and took off his clothes obediently.

Zi Shisan's figure can be said to be relatively uncontroversial, white enough, thin enough, smooth enough, tender enough, and strong enough.However, there was a huge birthmark on Zisan's waist, and the emperor of Zifu directly eliminated him without even thinking about it.

Next came Purple Nineteen, Purple 26, Purple Five, Purple 44... In short, in the end, no one was spared, and everyone stripped naked.When the egg yolk cake, which was so hungry that its chest was stuck to its back, staggered into the room, the emperor of the Zifu was standing out from the crowd and muttering to himself: "Zi Nineteen is too thin, Zi 26 is too fat, and Zi Wu has ring-legged legs. , Purple 44 is too thin..."

In short, in the eyes of Emperor Zifu, none of these disciples has a better figure than him.

(End of this chapter)

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