Realize the doctor
Chapter 48 Farting
Chapter 48 Farting
Seeing that the patient had turned the corner, Lin Siyang happily said 'yeah'. Seeing Lin Siyang's excited behavior, Li Wenyong smiled and said, "Xiao Lin, you've been working for so long, but it's the first time I've seen you so happy."
"Dean, I'm really happy. Maybe we all didn't expect a miracle to happen." Lin Siyang said, he clenched his fist and shook lightly at Li Wenyong.
Li Wenyong nodded sincerely, "Yes, not all patients with acute abdomen like this can be rescued successfully in large hospitals, not to mention ours."
Li Wenyong is right. Lin Siyang still remembers that when he was an intern at Tiandu Affiliated Hospital, he was also a patient with acute abdomen after appendix perforation. Due to septic shock and severe electrolyte imbalance, even though the hospital had high-tech medical equipment such as blood gas analysis And advanced rescue measures, the patient still failed to bring back to life.
Li Wenyong saw Lin Siyang thinking about something in a daze, and he patted Lin Siyang on the shoulder affectionately, "Work hard, I won't be able to do it for a few years at my age, if things continue like this, you will naturally be the dean of the hospital."
"Dean, with my level, I'm just a material for the director of the hospital?" Lin Siyang smiled mischievously.
"It seems that your kid's ambition is not small." Li Wenyong rolled his eyelids and looked at him.
"That is, I will have to be the director of the county hospital no matter what in the future, isn't this too much to ask?" Lin Siyang said, and he made a face at Li Wenyong.
"It's good to have ambition, but don't get carried away just because you cured a patient by chance, and you don't even know your last name," Li Wenyong said with a sullen face.
"ok".
Li Wenyong gave Lin Siyang a blank look, then pointed at Lin Siyang and smiled, "You kid is talking, why did you teach me English? We can't continue talking, you go and take care of your patients, I have something to do I'm leaving".
After Lin Siyang left, Lin Siyang happily came to the ward. It is now the third day after the operation. Except for the low-grade fever, the rest of the patient is normal.
The patient's surname was Cao, so Lin Siyang called him 'Old Cao'.
As soon as Lao Cao saw Lin Siyang coming to see him in the ward, he immediately bowed his hands to Lin Siyang with a smile on his face, "Here comes the savior."
"Old Cao, don't be joking with Dr. Lin." Lin Siyang deliberately sullen, and he said coldly, "Yesterday I asked you to go to the fields, why are you still sitting on the bed? My doctor's instructions are not good Make it?".
Lao Cao didn't know if Lin Siyang was really angry, he made a painful expression, "Doctor Lin, can you give me a few more days, you gave me such a big incision, and it hurts even if I move a little bit." Sweating, you don't know the uncomfortable feeling."
"Did you fart?" Lin Siyang looked at Lao Cao with a cold expression on his face.
"Fart?!" Lao Cao was taken aback, blinked his eyes, and wondered in his heart, could it be that Dr. Xiao Lin smelled something bad and mistakenly thought it was me who farted?
"right".
"Doctor Lin, you have wronged me. I haven't farted since I woke up." Lao Cao muttered, watching his wife tinkering with the fruits sent by relatives, he couldn't help but suddenly said, "I If I didn’t let it go, my wife must have let it go.”
Lao Cao's wife gave Lao Cao a hard look, "Why are you so dead, Cao, planting on me?".
"Did I frame you? There are only three of us in this room, if it's not Dr. Xiaolin and me, then it must be you," Lao Cao said eloquently.
Lin Siyang looked at the old Cao and his wife arguing, and couldn't help laughing, "Old Cao, you didn't understand me, what I asked was did you fart? It's not my sister-in-law's business."
"I definitely didn't let you go. If you doubt me, you've wronged me, Lao Cao." Lao Cao frowned, feeling very wronged.
"I just asked you to let it go."
"If you say you haven't released it, then you haven't released it. How can I lie to you about this?" Lao Cao defended again.
"You didn't let it go, why did you look so confident?" Lin Siyang scolded, seeing that Lao Cao stopped talking, he said again, "Do you know why I asked you to go to the field for activities? The purpose is to let you fart earlier, fart If you fart, you can basically be discharged from the hospital."
Lao Cao scratched his head and grinned, "So that's what happened. It seems that I really blamed my wife."
Lao Cao's wife gave Lao Cao another white look, but she didn't speak.
"Doctor Lin, you just said that I can be discharged from the hospital if I fart?" Old Cao asked while sitting on the bed with his eyelids half raised.
"That's right, what can you do now?"
"You can't do anything else. It's not easy to fart. If you don't think it stinks, I'll fart it for you right now," Lao Cao vowed.
"Just play it, the louder the better."
"You wait" Lao Cao said, his face tightened, he held his breath, and then his eyes widened, as if he was making preparations before farting.
Time passed by every minute and every second, and Lin Siyang waited for more than five minutes. Seeing that Lao Cao was blushing and his neck was thick, he smiled and waved his hands and said, "Old Cao, you should forget it. You hold back whatever you want."
Lao Cao finally looked like a deflated ball. He laughed at himself and said, "I used to fart all day when I was free, but now I don't know why, but I can't even fart any more."
When Lin Siyang saw what Lao Cao said, he said seriously, "Your intestines have not returned to normal peristalsis after the operation. In order to prevent intestinal adhesions after the operation, you must go to the ground as soon as possible, the sooner the better."
"You mean, if I can fart, it means that the intestines can move?".
"That's almost what it means. If your old Cao wants to be discharged from the hospital early, don't be lazy with me." Lin Siyang said very seriously.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing that the patient had turned the corner, Lin Siyang happily said 'yeah'. Seeing Lin Siyang's excited behavior, Li Wenyong smiled and said, "Xiao Lin, you've been working for so long, but it's the first time I've seen you so happy."
"Dean, I'm really happy. Maybe we all didn't expect a miracle to happen." Lin Siyang said, he clenched his fist and shook lightly at Li Wenyong.
Li Wenyong nodded sincerely, "Yes, not all patients with acute abdomen like this can be rescued successfully in large hospitals, not to mention ours."
Li Wenyong is right. Lin Siyang still remembers that when he was an intern at Tiandu Affiliated Hospital, he was also a patient with acute abdomen after appendix perforation. Due to septic shock and severe electrolyte imbalance, even though the hospital had high-tech medical equipment such as blood gas analysis And advanced rescue measures, the patient still failed to bring back to life.
Li Wenyong saw Lin Siyang thinking about something in a daze, and he patted Lin Siyang on the shoulder affectionately, "Work hard, I won't be able to do it for a few years at my age, if things continue like this, you will naturally be the dean of the hospital."
"Dean, with my level, I'm just a material for the director of the hospital?" Lin Siyang smiled mischievously.
"It seems that your kid's ambition is not small." Li Wenyong rolled his eyelids and looked at him.
"That is, I will have to be the director of the county hospital no matter what in the future, isn't this too much to ask?" Lin Siyang said, and he made a face at Li Wenyong.
"It's good to have ambition, but don't get carried away just because you cured a patient by chance, and you don't even know your last name," Li Wenyong said with a sullen face.
"ok".
Li Wenyong gave Lin Siyang a blank look, then pointed at Lin Siyang and smiled, "You kid is talking, why did you teach me English? We can't continue talking, you go and take care of your patients, I have something to do I'm leaving".
After Lin Siyang left, Lin Siyang happily came to the ward. It is now the third day after the operation. Except for the low-grade fever, the rest of the patient is normal.
The patient's surname was Cao, so Lin Siyang called him 'Old Cao'.
As soon as Lao Cao saw Lin Siyang coming to see him in the ward, he immediately bowed his hands to Lin Siyang with a smile on his face, "Here comes the savior."
"Old Cao, don't be joking with Dr. Lin." Lin Siyang deliberately sullen, and he said coldly, "Yesterday I asked you to go to the fields, why are you still sitting on the bed? My doctor's instructions are not good Make it?".
Lao Cao didn't know if Lin Siyang was really angry, he made a painful expression, "Doctor Lin, can you give me a few more days, you gave me such a big incision, and it hurts even if I move a little bit." Sweating, you don't know the uncomfortable feeling."
"Did you fart?" Lin Siyang looked at Lao Cao with a cold expression on his face.
"Fart?!" Lao Cao was taken aback, blinked his eyes, and wondered in his heart, could it be that Dr. Xiao Lin smelled something bad and mistakenly thought it was me who farted?
"right".
"Doctor Lin, you have wronged me. I haven't farted since I woke up." Lao Cao muttered, watching his wife tinkering with the fruits sent by relatives, he couldn't help but suddenly said, "I If I didn’t let it go, my wife must have let it go.”
Lao Cao's wife gave Lao Cao a hard look, "Why are you so dead, Cao, planting on me?".
"Did I frame you? There are only three of us in this room, if it's not Dr. Xiaolin and me, then it must be you," Lao Cao said eloquently.
Lin Siyang looked at the old Cao and his wife arguing, and couldn't help laughing, "Old Cao, you didn't understand me, what I asked was did you fart? It's not my sister-in-law's business."
"I definitely didn't let you go. If you doubt me, you've wronged me, Lao Cao." Lao Cao frowned, feeling very wronged.
"I just asked you to let it go."
"If you say you haven't released it, then you haven't released it. How can I lie to you about this?" Lao Cao defended again.
"You didn't let it go, why did you look so confident?" Lin Siyang scolded, seeing that Lao Cao stopped talking, he said again, "Do you know why I asked you to go to the field for activities? The purpose is to let you fart earlier, fart If you fart, you can basically be discharged from the hospital."
Lao Cao scratched his head and grinned, "So that's what happened. It seems that I really blamed my wife."
Lao Cao's wife gave Lao Cao another white look, but she didn't speak.
"Doctor Lin, you just said that I can be discharged from the hospital if I fart?" Old Cao asked while sitting on the bed with his eyelids half raised.
"That's right, what can you do now?"
"You can't do anything else. It's not easy to fart. If you don't think it stinks, I'll fart it for you right now," Lao Cao vowed.
"Just play it, the louder the better."
"You wait" Lao Cao said, his face tightened, he held his breath, and then his eyes widened, as if he was making preparations before farting.
Time passed by every minute and every second, and Lin Siyang waited for more than five minutes. Seeing that Lao Cao was blushing and his neck was thick, he smiled and waved his hands and said, "Old Cao, you should forget it. You hold back whatever you want."
Lao Cao finally looked like a deflated ball. He laughed at himself and said, "I used to fart all day when I was free, but now I don't know why, but I can't even fart any more."
When Lin Siyang saw what Lao Cao said, he said seriously, "Your intestines have not returned to normal peristalsis after the operation. In order to prevent intestinal adhesions after the operation, you must go to the ground as soon as possible, the sooner the better."
"You mean, if I can fart, it means that the intestines can move?".
"That's almost what it means. If your old Cao wants to be discharged from the hospital early, don't be lazy with me." Lin Siyang said very seriously.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
In the mythical age, I, Pangu, created the world and attained enlightenment.
Chapter 101 9 hours ago -
Cultivating Immortality Begins with Selling Oneself
Chapter 262 9 hours ago -
Xian Ni: The God of Killing Returns, Marries Li Muwan at the Beginning
Chapter 97 9 hours ago -
Douluo: Infinite Fusion, Phoenix God Peerless
Chapter 105 9 hours ago -
Douluo: The blue phoenix cries loudly, and the wind whistles through the air
Chapter 136 9 hours ago -
Douluo: Martial Soul Green Snake Three Flower Pupils, Lord of Ten Thousand Snakes
Chapter 98 9 hours ago -
After three years of marriage, she didn't go home? 70's Jiaojiao wants a divorce
Chapter 234 9 hours ago -
The daughter of the emperor is beautiful and delicate, and the abstinent boss pinches her waist and
Chapter 57 9 hours ago -
70s factory beauty, transform villain cubs to become rich
Chapter 171 9 hours ago -
Crossing the stars, I live-streamed my cultivation in kindergarten
Chapter 238 9 hours ago