Return of the Concubine: The Evil King's Useless Crazy Concubine
Chapter 411 Funny is Contagious
Chapter 411 Funny is Contagious
Xiao Kuangyun didn't take the slightest advantage, and Lan Xiruo was so mad that he was fed dog food by the way, so angry in his heart!Nima!The women of labor and management are not going back, but you two are very close!
While thinking about it, Xiao Kuangyun became even more angry.
Ye Huaao just looked weakly at Lan Xiruo who was sitting on the stool, and blinked: "Really, Ruo'er, I swear, I never let that woman in, I have never seen her! "
Lan Xiruo raised her eyebrows: She believed it, after all, if Ye Huaao really wanted to, he would have seen it the first time he saw Yan Ji.And that aunt... I always feel that her world view is a bit distorted.
After humbly admitting his mistakes and coaxing him in various ways, Ye Huaao finally made Lan Xiruo happy, and he hugged her with a long sigh of relief: "Ruoer, as long as you are fine."
Lan Xiruo smiled: "Don't worry. And... the Great Chaos Emperor has cleaned up all the big families, and then we can act." After saying this, she suddenly felt that something was wrong, thinking about it carefully, uh... If the Emperor of Chaos is to be forced out... wouldn't it be... ahem, wouldn't it be so-and-so?
As soon as she thought of this, Lan Xiruo felt the scorching gaze from the top of her head.Ouch, this stinking mouth!Why didn't it go through the brain!
"Well, good." After a while, a word came from above her head, and his big hand gently landed on the top of her head, the temperature could be felt through the hair.Lan Xiruo only felt a tremor in her heart, and it took a lot of effort to stay still.
The two chatted for a while, Lan Xiruo looked at Ye Huaao's thin face: "Don't be too harsh on yourself these days..." Suddenly, she rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "How about you stay here? Bring both Mowei and Chixuan. Anyway, I can suppress him on my own, and at worst, I will continue to suppress him."
Ye Huaao couldn't ask for this proposal, and nodded with a smile: "Okay, then I'll inform Bing Mowei and the others." He took a deep look at Lan Xiruo, walked out, then turned back suddenly, and asked for a kiss. before leaving.
Lan Xiruo stared at her for a long time before slowly raising her hand and touching her lips lightly. She suddenly felt...as if...a little...a little shy...
Afterwards, she gathered all her subordinates together, and then announced the arrival of Ye Huaao, Bingmowei and Chixuan.
"Master, I can understand that the evil king is coming, but what are you talking about, what are you talking about, why are they here?" One of the subordinates was puzzled and asked.
Lan Xiruo looked at the others with a look of incomprehension.
"It's like this. Bingmowei and Chixuan are my former friends. As for when you met, you don't need to ask. You don't know if you tell me. Anyway, let me put my words here first, and no one is allowed to talk about them. Get out, if they leave, I'll ask you!" She looked around and snorted twice.
Just as the subordinates were about to say something, they swallowed it back abruptly.
Okay... don't ask if you don't ask, anyway, what the master means is not to let them provoke her?
"Also, if sometimes I am not normal and want to drive them away, if you really do it, be careful that I will drive you out too!" In order to prevent the Chaos Emperor from going crazy, Lan Xiruo said again.
The subordinates nodded fiercely: Absolutely obey orders!
Lan Xiruo smiled in satisfaction, and then became serious again: "Okay, you guys wait here to welcome them, and behave well. If there is anything wrong, be careful that labor and management will peel your skin!"
The subordinates were taken aback and nodded faster.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, you are right!
After Ye Huaao and the others packed up, it was already night.When the three of them had just stepped into the hall, a group of strong men stood at attention and shouted loudly: "Welcome, everyone!"
That voice resounded through the sky, and it was about to lift the roof of the hall.
The three were stunned: What is this situation?
Before they were overwhelmed, this group of people started to cry like ghosts and howl like wolves:
"That's how you conquered~"
"Cut off all escape routes!"
"My heart is strong~"
"My feelings are muddled~tu~"
Then the mode of howling ghosts and howling wolves looped endlessly, and a few subordinates who were relatively offline began to dance, and the one who performed was called one—awesome!
Some people don't know how to dance, but feel that their singing is particularly exciting, and their hands and feet start to twitch and tremble, looking like they have epilepsy.
Some of them watched a little bit of dancing, and started to follow the rhythm of their own singing, jumping left and right, up and down, and almost jumped to the roof.
Others were even more powerful, retracting their hands into their sleeves, and began to perform a sleeve dance, shaking their hair once, once and twice, and the people around them were severely whipped.
There are others, then...cough cough, those who cocked their standard orchid fingers, and performed farewell to others;
This is really the world full of wonders, Lan Xiruo discovered for the first time that this group of his subordinates are really masters in the world of funny, no, masters of masters.
As for why they sang this song, it's because...these rough guys only remember this song taught by Lan Xiruo, and they don't know how to sing the others!
Thinking about it, it seems to be a very heart-wrenching question.
Bingmowei and Chixuan started laughing after being stunned for a few seconds, Ye Huaao also laughed, and walked up to Lan Xiruo thoughtfully: "Ruoer, after such a long time, you have to teach got them this?"
Lan Xiruo quickly denied: "No, no, no, I didn't teach this, I never taught it!"
How can I talk nonsense here, it will... make people laugh to death, okay?And this group of subordinates, let them welcome them well, what's wrong with this method?Isn't this the animal world?It's not about discovery, is it?
Unexpectedly, before Lan Xiruo had collapsed, Ye Huaao came back with a smile: "Ruo'er, it's the first time I've discovered that funny things can be contagious."
Lan Xiruo's eyes widened: What are you doing!What is contagious?infect?This means... Ye Huaao said she was funny?
Ok? !
What the hell is Dobby?
Can this day pass!
Lan Xiruo stared at Ye Huaao firmly: "Ye Huaao! You bastard, watch me beat you to death today!" As she spoke, she raised her hand to hit her.
Ye Huaao didn't want to, so he ran away.
So... a scene of... a woman chasing a man was staged in the hall.
After the fuss was over and Lan Xiruo hit her a few times as she wished, she was ready to tidy up the room they lived in.However, before this group of people started to fight, they were snatched away by a group of rough men.
"It's fine if I come, you rest, rest..."
So Bingmowei and Chixuan were all kicked out of the room for no reason.
As for why there is no Ye Huaao... because Ye Huaao smiled brazenly: "I have a lady's bed to sleep in." The two of them wanted to kick him to death.
In line with the principle of good service, the subordinates cleaned up the two rooms so that they would not get a speck of dust when rolling on the ground...
When Bingmowei and Chixuan entered their room, they felt as if they were going to be blinded.
The next service, it was in place, a group of rough guys were waiting, as soon as they showed that they needed something or what they wanted to do, someone would definitely rush up: "What do you need, I will prepare it for you."
Still have to give Bingmo a little washing... clothes.
Bingmo was directly annoyed: Nima, a bunch of perverts!There are also her underwear in it!
How could these rough guys know so much, they thought that Bing Mowei was embarrassed, so they said enthusiastically: "We can just come, you don't have to do it yourself."
Bingmo stared slightly: "Get out!"
The rough guys didn't know Bingmowei's thoughts, they still thought that Bingmowei thought it was too troublesome to come for the first time, so they still went to grab her pair.
Seeing that the clothes were about to be snatched away, Bing Mowei directly mobilized her spiritual power to freeze the person, and then waited for a group of rough men who were still watching: "Get out! No one is allowed to appear in front of me!"
At this time, screams came from the next door, and with a roar, heavy objects fell heavily to the ground.
Bingmo walked out slightly to see that Chi Xuan was also angry and beat him out.
No matter how stupid this group of rough guys is, they know that the two really don't need their help, and they all follow what they scolded, and they really - get out.
"Er... what happened to them?" Bingmo blinked slightly.
Chixuan blushed a bit, then took a breath and said, "They...they insisted that I go to rest...and...they insisted on helping me change my clothes. Then, and then, they wanted to strip my clothes..."
Pfft... Bingmowei sprayed it directly.Are these rough guys really perverts?
She had already imagined how perverted it would be for a group of wretched rough guys to smile and say it's okay, while trying to take off the thin and delicate Chi Xuan's clothes.
Especially seeing Chi Xuan who was still trembling, Bing Mo felt that... this group of people are simply beasts!
Hence, Lan Xiruo found out about this matter.
A group of subordinates were reprimanded by Lan Xiruo again: "I said, why are you a group of big men doing things so badly? Huh? I said to serve them well, look at what you are doing? Getting angry, is this called taking good care of you?" She started to have a headache when she thought of the things that Bingmo complained against.
"Tell me about you, ah, why are you robbing other girls' clothes? Ah? Why are you picking up other people's children's clothes? Ah? Are you perverted? Are you perverted?" Lan Xiruo said at the same time Then, he hit people directly.
After the fist was infused with spiritual power, beating people was extremely painful, but they could only bear it miserably. If they screamed out, they would be severely beaten by Lan Xiruo.
"Master, can't we be wrong?"
(End of this chapter)
Xiao Kuangyun didn't take the slightest advantage, and Lan Xiruo was so mad that he was fed dog food by the way, so angry in his heart!Nima!The women of labor and management are not going back, but you two are very close!
While thinking about it, Xiao Kuangyun became even more angry.
Ye Huaao just looked weakly at Lan Xiruo who was sitting on the stool, and blinked: "Really, Ruo'er, I swear, I never let that woman in, I have never seen her! "
Lan Xiruo raised her eyebrows: She believed it, after all, if Ye Huaao really wanted to, he would have seen it the first time he saw Yan Ji.And that aunt... I always feel that her world view is a bit distorted.
After humbly admitting his mistakes and coaxing him in various ways, Ye Huaao finally made Lan Xiruo happy, and he hugged her with a long sigh of relief: "Ruoer, as long as you are fine."
Lan Xiruo smiled: "Don't worry. And... the Great Chaos Emperor has cleaned up all the big families, and then we can act." After saying this, she suddenly felt that something was wrong, thinking about it carefully, uh... If the Emperor of Chaos is to be forced out... wouldn't it be... ahem, wouldn't it be so-and-so?
As soon as she thought of this, Lan Xiruo felt the scorching gaze from the top of her head.Ouch, this stinking mouth!Why didn't it go through the brain!
"Well, good." After a while, a word came from above her head, and his big hand gently landed on the top of her head, the temperature could be felt through the hair.Lan Xiruo only felt a tremor in her heart, and it took a lot of effort to stay still.
The two chatted for a while, Lan Xiruo looked at Ye Huaao's thin face: "Don't be too harsh on yourself these days..." Suddenly, she rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "How about you stay here? Bring both Mowei and Chixuan. Anyway, I can suppress him on my own, and at worst, I will continue to suppress him."
Ye Huaao couldn't ask for this proposal, and nodded with a smile: "Okay, then I'll inform Bing Mowei and the others." He took a deep look at Lan Xiruo, walked out, then turned back suddenly, and asked for a kiss. before leaving.
Lan Xiruo stared at her for a long time before slowly raising her hand and touching her lips lightly. She suddenly felt...as if...a little...a little shy...
Afterwards, she gathered all her subordinates together, and then announced the arrival of Ye Huaao, Bingmowei and Chixuan.
"Master, I can understand that the evil king is coming, but what are you talking about, what are you talking about, why are they here?" One of the subordinates was puzzled and asked.
Lan Xiruo looked at the others with a look of incomprehension.
"It's like this. Bingmowei and Chixuan are my former friends. As for when you met, you don't need to ask. You don't know if you tell me. Anyway, let me put my words here first, and no one is allowed to talk about them. Get out, if they leave, I'll ask you!" She looked around and snorted twice.
Just as the subordinates were about to say something, they swallowed it back abruptly.
Okay... don't ask if you don't ask, anyway, what the master means is not to let them provoke her?
"Also, if sometimes I am not normal and want to drive them away, if you really do it, be careful that I will drive you out too!" In order to prevent the Chaos Emperor from going crazy, Lan Xiruo said again.
The subordinates nodded fiercely: Absolutely obey orders!
Lan Xiruo smiled in satisfaction, and then became serious again: "Okay, you guys wait here to welcome them, and behave well. If there is anything wrong, be careful that labor and management will peel your skin!"
The subordinates were taken aback and nodded faster.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, you are right!
After Ye Huaao and the others packed up, it was already night.When the three of them had just stepped into the hall, a group of strong men stood at attention and shouted loudly: "Welcome, everyone!"
That voice resounded through the sky, and it was about to lift the roof of the hall.
The three were stunned: What is this situation?
Before they were overwhelmed, this group of people started to cry like ghosts and howl like wolves:
"That's how you conquered~"
"Cut off all escape routes!"
"My heart is strong~"
"My feelings are muddled~tu~"
Then the mode of howling ghosts and howling wolves looped endlessly, and a few subordinates who were relatively offline began to dance, and the one who performed was called one—awesome!
Some people don't know how to dance, but feel that their singing is particularly exciting, and their hands and feet start to twitch and tremble, looking like they have epilepsy.
Some of them watched a little bit of dancing, and started to follow the rhythm of their own singing, jumping left and right, up and down, and almost jumped to the roof.
Others were even more powerful, retracting their hands into their sleeves, and began to perform a sleeve dance, shaking their hair once, once and twice, and the people around them were severely whipped.
There are others, then...cough cough, those who cocked their standard orchid fingers, and performed farewell to others;
This is really the world full of wonders, Lan Xiruo discovered for the first time that this group of his subordinates are really masters in the world of funny, no, masters of masters.
As for why they sang this song, it's because...these rough guys only remember this song taught by Lan Xiruo, and they don't know how to sing the others!
Thinking about it, it seems to be a very heart-wrenching question.
Bingmowei and Chixuan started laughing after being stunned for a few seconds, Ye Huaao also laughed, and walked up to Lan Xiruo thoughtfully: "Ruoer, after such a long time, you have to teach got them this?"
Lan Xiruo quickly denied: "No, no, no, I didn't teach this, I never taught it!"
How can I talk nonsense here, it will... make people laugh to death, okay?And this group of subordinates, let them welcome them well, what's wrong with this method?Isn't this the animal world?It's not about discovery, is it?
Unexpectedly, before Lan Xiruo had collapsed, Ye Huaao came back with a smile: "Ruo'er, it's the first time I've discovered that funny things can be contagious."
Lan Xiruo's eyes widened: What are you doing!What is contagious?infect?This means... Ye Huaao said she was funny?
Ok? !
What the hell is Dobby?
Can this day pass!
Lan Xiruo stared at Ye Huaao firmly: "Ye Huaao! You bastard, watch me beat you to death today!" As she spoke, she raised her hand to hit her.
Ye Huaao didn't want to, so he ran away.
So... a scene of... a woman chasing a man was staged in the hall.
After the fuss was over and Lan Xiruo hit her a few times as she wished, she was ready to tidy up the room they lived in.However, before this group of people started to fight, they were snatched away by a group of rough men.
"It's fine if I come, you rest, rest..."
So Bingmowei and Chixuan were all kicked out of the room for no reason.
As for why there is no Ye Huaao... because Ye Huaao smiled brazenly: "I have a lady's bed to sleep in." The two of them wanted to kick him to death.
In line with the principle of good service, the subordinates cleaned up the two rooms so that they would not get a speck of dust when rolling on the ground...
When Bingmowei and Chixuan entered their room, they felt as if they were going to be blinded.
The next service, it was in place, a group of rough guys were waiting, as soon as they showed that they needed something or what they wanted to do, someone would definitely rush up: "What do you need, I will prepare it for you."
Still have to give Bingmo a little washing... clothes.
Bingmo was directly annoyed: Nima, a bunch of perverts!There are also her underwear in it!
How could these rough guys know so much, they thought that Bing Mowei was embarrassed, so they said enthusiastically: "We can just come, you don't have to do it yourself."
Bingmo stared slightly: "Get out!"
The rough guys didn't know Bingmowei's thoughts, they still thought that Bingmowei thought it was too troublesome to come for the first time, so they still went to grab her pair.
Seeing that the clothes were about to be snatched away, Bing Mowei directly mobilized her spiritual power to freeze the person, and then waited for a group of rough men who were still watching: "Get out! No one is allowed to appear in front of me!"
At this time, screams came from the next door, and with a roar, heavy objects fell heavily to the ground.
Bingmo walked out slightly to see that Chi Xuan was also angry and beat him out.
No matter how stupid this group of rough guys is, they know that the two really don't need their help, and they all follow what they scolded, and they really - get out.
"Er... what happened to them?" Bingmo blinked slightly.
Chixuan blushed a bit, then took a breath and said, "They...they insisted that I go to rest...and...they insisted on helping me change my clothes. Then, and then, they wanted to strip my clothes..."
Pfft... Bingmowei sprayed it directly.Are these rough guys really perverts?
She had already imagined how perverted it would be for a group of wretched rough guys to smile and say it's okay, while trying to take off the thin and delicate Chi Xuan's clothes.
Especially seeing Chi Xuan who was still trembling, Bing Mo felt that... this group of people are simply beasts!
Hence, Lan Xiruo found out about this matter.
A group of subordinates were reprimanded by Lan Xiruo again: "I said, why are you a group of big men doing things so badly? Huh? I said to serve them well, look at what you are doing? Getting angry, is this called taking good care of you?" She started to have a headache when she thought of the things that Bingmo complained against.
"Tell me about you, ah, why are you robbing other girls' clothes? Ah? Why are you picking up other people's children's clothes? Ah? Are you perverted? Are you perverted?" Lan Xiruo said at the same time Then, he hit people directly.
After the fist was infused with spiritual power, beating people was extremely painful, but they could only bear it miserably. If they screamed out, they would be severely beaten by Lan Xiruo.
"Master, can't we be wrong?"
(End of this chapter)
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