Return of the Concubine: The Evil King's Useless Crazy Concubine

Chapter 456 Was poked in the nostril by a sword

"I want you to have a conscience and morality, I want you not to tell me, I want you to snort coldly, I'll kick you to death!" Ye Huaao continued to step up, but still did not apply spiritual power, because...he felt that it was unnecessary .

To deal with this pervert, what do you need spiritual power for?Just need a lesson.

It's not good for a child to be abnormal and old, most of them are useless, so kick them quickly.

Lan Xiruo can only think of this now, because she is already... laughing madly in the space.It was really the first time she met such a crazy Ye Huaao.

After all, even when he met that perverted monster in the ancient secret realm, he...has never been so mad...

After Ye Huaao calmed down, Emperor Chaos had a bruised nose and a swollen face. He slowly got up from the ground, looking aggrieved.

"Okay, let's go, don't come." Ye Huaao waved his hand, expressing that he didn't want to see him.

Unexpectedly, the Emperor of Chaos was quite determined and persevering, he refused to leave, and the first thing he said was: "I want to see Lan Xiruo!" His attitude was quite firm.

This guy... is he out of his mind?
Lan Xiruo couldn't stand it anymore, but she felt that it was not good for her to come out now.After all, I also saw other people's jokes, how embarrassing it is.

Fortunately, Ye Huaao didn't do anything this time, and just narrowed his eyes slightly: "I will replace my wife, tell me, what do you want to say, just say it to me."

And by the way... a show of affection.

Although Ye Huaao didn't know what kind of thing Xiuenai was.

The Emperor of Chaos thought for a while, and it seems that it is okay to talk to him. Anyway, it is a discussion. It is better to tell Lan Xiruo when the time comes. He finally stopped thinking about it and said directly: "Then I will tell you, Xie Wang, what do you want?" Be mentally prepared, don't be scared by me, after all, you are not Lan Xiruo."

Ye Huaao snorted coldly in his heart: Isn't it just a confession, why are you talking so domineeringly?
"Say?" He raised his eyebrows.

The Chaos Emperor took a deep breath: "His Royal Highness, please tell Lan Xiruo that I want to manage those subordinates together with her...and her."

Ye Huaao nodded perfunctorily: "Well, I see, let me tell you, if my family already has me, I will definitely not like you..." He felt something was wrong just after he finished speaking, "You just said What is it? Manage subordinates?"

In fact, he didn't listen to it very well at all, he thought it was nothing more than some similar confession, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
What about unreasonable thoughts?

What about a good confession?

Liar? ,

Ye Huaao had already thought up a whole set of rhetoric in his mind, but found out that he misunderstood the meaning?

so what?What the hell is this?What happened?
The Chaos Emperor nodded in a daze: "That's right, co-managing the subordinates, I know I can't beat the people you unite, so I want to cooperate, that's it."

Then he looked at Ye Huaao curiously: "But, you said you like...what do you like, I...why didn't I figure it out?"

He will be very confused too.

Why did Lan Xiruo not like him suddenly popped up?Did he just say something that shouldn't be said so that the evil king would get it wrong?

Emperor Chaos tried hard to recall, but his mind went blank.

"It's nothing, you heard it wrong." Ye Huaao coughed a few times in embarrassment, and waved his hand, "I will tell Ruo'er, you can go back."

The Chaos Emperor scratched his head and went back with a confused face, muttering to himself as he walked: "Who likes whom? What's going on? Is it because I'm so beautiful that the evil king likes me? "While speaking, he touched his barely visible face.

Ye Huaao had already turned around, but when he heard the words of Emperor Chaos, he couldn't bear it anymore. Would he... like him?Are you sick?

"Get out! Labor and management don't like men!"

The Emperor of Chaos scratched his head: "Actually, you can see me as a woman, I don't mind, really..." As he spoke, he gave Ye Huaao a shy look.

Ye Huaao... went crazy...

This is perverted, right?

Must be a pervert, right?

After the Emperor of Chaos had left, Lan Xiruo came out in embarrassment, looked at the embarrassing Ye Hua and smiled arrogantly: "Hahaha, I heard it all, actually... I think it's no harm for us to have one more ally, The team is huge, so it’s easy to do things, right?”

Her tone was somewhat negotiable, after all, Ye Huaao was still angry.

ally?

Ye Huaao was afraid that the Great Chaos had already pissed him off before he could do anything to them!
"You can figure it out yourself!" Ye Huaao was too lazy to bother, left this sentence angrily, and went back to the bedroom by himself.This is just so annoying, okay?The Chaos Emperor was not such a person before, was he?
In his impression, the Great Chaos Emperor was sinister and vicious, decisive in attacking, absolutely never procrastinating, he was a vigorous and resolute person, which was why these subordinates listened to him so much.

But now... who can tell him what the hell this is?

Have you become a woman?
Emperor Chaos was also a patient person. He came in the afternoon after walking in the morning. It happened that Ye Huaao was in the bedroom and Lan Xiruo was wandering in the hall.

As soon as he saw Lan Xiruo, the Emperor Chaos rushed forward as if seeing his own mother, but he was... stabbed by the swords of two guards.

The position of the poke is a bit awkward.

nostril……

So, in the end, the Great Chaos Emperor sat in the hall with two balls of cotton cloth stuffed, still looking at Lan Xiruo with piercing eyes.The cotton cloth oozes a little bit of blood from time to time, how funny it is.

This……

Lan Xiruo looked at this picture, her face ached from laughing.In fact, she wanted to know more about the extremely low probability of being poked in the nostril by a sword... How did he do it?
Just a god, okay?
Can be worshipped!

"Lan Xiruo, I sincerely want to cooperate with you. Can't you see my sincerity? Look, I was beaten like this by Ye Huaao in the morning, and now I am like this again. Is my sincerity not obvious enough?"

Lan Xiruo smiled awkwardly: Indeed...it's too obvious...

The current Emperor of Chaos is already a bit... horrible, his face is still bruised from the morning, his nostrils are stuffed with cotton cloth, his speech is muffled, and his whole person feels very bad.

She felt... She was too sorry for him if she didn't agree.

"Cooperation is fine, but... where's your bargaining chip? You know, I don't have time to support disabled people now, and those who follow me are all extremely capable." Lan Xiruo looked at the Great Chaos Emperor.

If Lan Xi opened his mouth, the Chaos Emperor knew there was hope, his eyes lit up, and he jumped up directly: "Yeah, let me tell you, I have chips, and now the chips are a bit bigger, but... a bit Unfortunately, they called me an evil cultivator."

Evil repair?

Lan Xiruo's eyes sparkled, as if it was similar to Chaotic Spiritual Power. After all, in the eyes of everyone, Chaos Spiritual Power was considered a kind of evil cultivator.

"How capable are you?" Lan Xiruo's voice was calm.

The Chaos Emperor took a deep breath, but his nostrils were blocked, the breath was really suffocating, and then he exhaled forcefully.It was a normal process of luck.

But he's got cotton stuffed up his nose, and that's...

When he exhaled, because he used a lot of force, two balls of cotton cloth were sprayed out with lightning speed, and landed on...the faces of the two guards not far away, that is, the faces of the two guards who had just used their swords. The two whose nostrils he poked.

Moreover, this cotton cloth is still the kind with blood.

Not only that, but the location of this drop is also very ingenious, directly in the middle of the eyebrows, it looks like some kind of rouge.

Lan Xiruo was stunned for a long time, and suddenly burst into laughter: "Emperor Chaos, this is your... ability? You are quite unique, no one would have thought of such an attack..."

The Emperor of Chaos looked at Lan Xiruo who was leaning back and forth with a smile, and scratched his head in distress: "Let me tell you, this was just an accident, Lan Xiruo, really, this was just an accident." Seeing that she was still laughing wildly, In a hurry, he stomped his feet directly, "Really, I hate it!"

puff……

Lan Xiruo completely sprayed.

After she finished laughing, she clutched her stomach weakly and looked at the Chaos Emperor: "Compared to your ability, I seem to know one thing."

The Emperor of Chaos nodded fiercely: "Say it!"

"Are you... a man or a woman?"

Originally, this should be a question that no one needs to think about, but there is an exception for the Emperor of Chaos. He scratched his scalp, a little embarrassed: "Actually...you want to treat me as a woman, I am a woman, you If you want to think of me as a man, I am a man..."

Lan Xiruo suddenly remembered the sentence that someone said: You can be male or female, you can attack or defend, you can go up or down, you can go forward or backward...

Although it's a bit unscrupulous, but...it's extremely appropriate to describe the current Emperor of Chaos!

In the end, if Lan Xi is really tired of laughing, she is very clear about the strength of the Chaos Emperor. He is extremely skilled in the use of space magic, and he also has a lot of research on the chaos spiritual power. It's also very powerful.

She doesn't care about righteous cultivators and evil cultivators. Some so-called righteous cultivators are even dirtier than evil cultivators, and they are not as good as evil cultivators.

It's not like those disgusting righteous people who insist on putting gold on their faces and pretending to be a good person who saves all living beings.

"I'll ask someone to arrange a room for you. If there is anything in the future, we can discuss it together. There is one prerequisite, you can't harass other people, they all have their own owners!" Lan Xiruo stared.

amount……

The Chaos Emperor hurriedly waved his hand: "I definitely didn't mean that, absolutely not!"

Lan Xiruo then nodded: "That's good. Also, stay calm in front of Hua Ao, and be careful that he really beats you to the point of paralysis. I can't save you."

(End of this chapter)