Return of the Concubine: The Evil King's Useless Crazy Concubine

Chapter 506
Unfortunately, Lan Xiruo quickly dodged, and he only captured the hem of her clothes.

"Patriarch Meng, did you come here today just to kill me? Then wouldn't I be too proud?" Lan Xiruo sat on the roof with a smile, crossed her legs and looked at the distraught Patriarch Meng below.

The Patriarch of the Dream Family gritted his teeth.

Of course he didn't just come here to find fault, he just wanted to warn Lan Xiruo that she would regret it in the future.Because... Mengjia now...

They have nothing to fear, the whole state of Mengjia, if someone can break in... probably it can scare people to death.

"Patriarch, let's stop fighting. It's quite boring. I understand what you said. Anyway, there is a big movement in your Meng family. If we don't surrender, we will die, right?" Lan Xiruo raised her eyebrows and looked Dreaming of the owner of the dream family.

The Patriarch of the Meng family nodded, the meaning was conveyed, and he will stay soon, and the Meng family... still needs someone to supervise.If there is really a mistake, it will be a heavy loss.

"It's good to know, don't kneel down and beg for mercy!" The Patriarch of the Meng family snorted coldly, then withdrew his spiritual power and walked away.

Lan Ningjue also started to gather all the people to discuss.At present, the strange creature is the biggest threat to Mengjia.

It is an unknown thing, if Mengjia really intends to use that thing to deal with them, they must have countermeasures.

Otherwise... it might really be a dead end.

Unknown powerful and savage creatures, and their numbers are huge... It's hard to imagine what would happen if these things really joined the battle.

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The Chaos Emperor has not been idle for the past two days. There are always hidden masters trying to provoke him, probably because he looks like a woman, so he feels easy to bully.

However, the Emperor of Chaos really wanted to scold people: Laozi is a man, a man!

But think about it, if it's a woman...it doesn't seem to be a problem, right?

So, he inexplicably calmed down his anger, just drove these masters away, and stopped killing them all.

But these hidden masters didn't know what to do, they just kept provoking, and the angry Chaos Emperor moved his hands several times.

He is also relatively unique, he doesn't hit people's vital points, and he doesn't do anything, he just picks some strange places to hit.For example—give you two panda eyes, or give you a punch on the nose, or use a sword to stab someone else's clothes into pieces, so that even the body cannot be covered.

In short, the evil fun is endless, and the Chaos Emperor enjoys it.

The worst thing was probably a man came to find fault. The Chaos Emperor seemed to be of a good nature that day, and he was very annoyed when he was disturbed, so he directly poked the man's nostrils with the tip of his sword.

That's not to mention, the Chaos Emperor tied him up in a daze, put his obscene trousers on his head, exposed his eyes, scattered all his hair, and wore his robes upside down, which should have been on top It becomes the bottom, the bottom becomes the top, and the shoes... are in the hands.

After finishing all this, the Chaos Emperor finally hung a wooden sign around the man's neck, which read: "I am the legendary pervert, ahahaha".

It is said that this person was directly thrown on the street by Chaos Emperor.

The poor hidden master who was controlled by the Chaos Emperor just paraded in the street. Everyone saw his reaction, first hid, and then laughed.

After that, this person became... famous.

The Chaos Emperor didn't care so much, anyway, whoever made him unhappy would be a death penalty.

However, one day...a hidden master managed to escape the eyes of the Chaos Emperor and slipped into the courtyard.He wanted to see what was in the room.

So, he tiptoed and pushed the door open.

However, as soon as the door was opened, a basin fell directly. First it hit his head with a "bang chi", and then while he was still blindfolded, a basin of cold water was poured down, and then a bag of flour was poured down. down.

This is good, his whole body is covered with flour, and... it will probably not be cleaned for a while.

Suddenly, the laughter of the three children came.

The hidden world expert was being covered with flour, so he couldn't see clearly. He could only hear the cheerful discussion of the three children.

"Ahaha, I caught it. I'll tell you, these days are not peaceful, and there are always people who want to come in and trouble us!" A little boy said with his hands on his hips.

That's right, this is Ye Baihe.

"Brother, you are so powerful!" Ye Baili looked at her brother adoringly, and then looked at Lan Liyuan, who was also a little surprised, "Ahaha, is my brother the most powerful?"

Lan Liyuan seemed a little awkward, he looked at Ye Baili, then at Ye Baihe, and said reluctantly: "Yeah, your brother is very good." In fact, he wanted to say that he thought she was also very good.

But since Ye Baili didn't ask, he didn't say anything.

"Now... let's punish this person well and let him know that we are not easy to bully!" Ye Baihe started to think of a way like a little adult, and then greeted the two of them over, chattering a lot.

"Okay, let's do it!" Ye Baili agreed very much.

Seeing that Ye Baili had no objection, Lan Liyuan also nodded.

The two children quickly found rope and firewood, and then Ye Baihe used his spiritual power to transform a shelf.

The three children tied up the hidden master very hard, but the master was still struggling halfway, probably because he felt that it was too shameful to be caught by the three children.

However, these three children are not easy to deal with.

"Be honest!" Ye Baili was holding a wooden stick in his hand at that time, and directly...hit the stick on the head of this man.Of course, it was a small wooden stick. The man was not unconscious, but the pain was severe.

His mouth was covered with flour, and he couldn't open his mouth, so he could only silently remember a few people in his heart.Well, these children are so bold that they dare to play with him. Let's see how he will deal with these people after he goes out!
While still thinking about it, the children finally tied him up, and Ye Baihe continued to mobilize his spiritual power, and hung him on... a shelf.

This appearance, if you take a closer look, probably looks like a wild boar being grilled in the wild.

"Li Yuan, light the fire, Li'er, put the seasoning, and I'll be in charge of watching this person." Ye Baihe commanded happily, standing there with his hands behind his back, and began to supervise decently.

Ye Baili was unambiguous, and poured the seasoning directly up bottle by bottle.

It's in a good position - the nostrils.

Although it is said that the nostrils of this hidden master are all flour, but!It can still be sucked in more or less!With so many seasonings, it will choke people to death, okay?

Blue Oak Abyss is not bad either, and the location of the fire is also very suitable - buttocks!
This man's ass was gloriously... scorched in such an environment.

The most important thing is that this is a bunch of little kids!
A hidden master, who was messed up by three little kids, will make people laugh to death if it gets out, right?

"Li'er, put more seasoning. Liyuan, the fire isn't big enough." Ye Baihe commanded, then took out a wooden stick and hit the hidden master directly, "Don't move around, be careful of me!" Kill you!"

The voices of these children are still very immature, the more threatened, the more... a sense of shame in the heart of this hidden master.

Being teased by a few children is really useless!

After tossing for a long time, the children felt satisfied and stopped.

but!It's not over yet!
"He's too dirty, let's wash him and let him go!" Ye Baili blinked and said.She smiled and looked at the hidden master with a responsible face.

However, the hidden master just wanted to roar: "You let me go back!"

Ye Baihe agreed, but they didn't follow the normal steps. ,

They directly threw the person into the big tank, and then started a fire below to burn firewood, and poured cold water directly into it.

The flour sticking to the body is already sticky enough, but when the water comes down, it's okay, I guess it really doesn't matter if I don't peel off a layer of skin.And then... the worst thing was that the seasonings on his body began to dissolve in the water, and the water temperature began to rise.

A scent began to spread in the air.

This hidden world expert is very sure of the collapse, this is emanating from his body, it is the fragrance of that kind of food!

Several children continued the discussion from above.

"He seems to be stuck."

"Well, it's very pitiful."

"Li'er, don't come down, Liyuan and I can do it." Saying that, Ye Baihe and Lan Liyuan jumped straight down.

Their method is also very simple and rude, directly pulling the flour from the body of this hidden master.This flour is also mixed with something, which is very sticky, like super glue, and it is difficult to get off after it is stained.

The master began to twitch in pain.

The most exaggerated thing is, what does it mean that all the hairs on this body are pulled off!
"Hey, Liyuan, what do you think this is?" Ye Baihe pulled out a bunch of fine hair, and showed it to Lan Liyuan with great interest.

Lan Liyuan is a little older, so he still knows about it.He looked at the hidden master and blinked: "It's the fine hair, right? But the fine hair is too long, so it's fine to pull it out. Come on, come on, I'll help you. It might look good if you pull it out!"

So the two unlucky kids started to pull out their buttocks vigorously.

Even... a lot of hair was pulled out.

Ye Baili looked excitedly on it, and kept shouting: "You guys work harder, it will be cleaned soon, I'll go to boil hot water, and I'll put it down later!"

This hidden master has been tossed to pieces...

Finally, the two brats got almost done, so they jumped on it.

Ye Baili poured down a large pot of hot water with a "splash".This scene is probably like the process when a plucked chicken starts to be scalded.

Well... that's about it.

Because the hidden world master didn't even have the strength to howl, and just looked at the children who were full of interest.

(End of this chapter)