Return of the Concubine: The Evil King's Useless Crazy Concubine
Chapter 539 Scared Your Father and Me to Death
Chapter 539 Scared Your Father and Me to Death
Lan Xiruo fell down.
Eldest sister, we were originally here, okay?
Can a woman in love ignore the facts?
No... in love?
Wait!
"That...you two?" Lan Xiruo looked at Zi Yueli with questioning eyes, "Who...can you explain to me?"
Ziyueli took the first step: "That's what you saw, that's right, we are together." He smiled brightly, continued to rub Xia Luoyu's hair, and then patted his head.
amount……
this……
"No, no, Xiruo, don't listen to his nonsense, we are not together, what a mess." Xia Luoyu quickly ran to Lan Xiruo's side, straightening out Zi Yueli's abused hair.
amount……
Lan Xiruo was dizzy: Is this the wishful thinking of God Zi?
"Luo Yu, your words don't count, you obviously promised me!" Zi Yueli stared, looking a little unhappy.
Xia Luoyu was dumbfounded: "When did I promise you?"
"When I'm dreaming." Our Zi Dashen said such a sentence very coldly, and his face didn't even blush and his heart beat.
Awesome my bro...
Lan Xiruo could only say this in her heart.
"It doesn't count when you're dreaming, what's the matter with you, you're playing tricks!" Xia Luoyu spoke confidently because of Lan Xiruo by his side.Otherwise, in normal times...how could she have the guts to challenge Ziyueli?
Zi Yueli continued to throw out a sentence: "A gentleman's words are hard to follow, even if they are said in a dream, they must be obeyed."
Xia Luoyu went crazy: "I'm not a gentleman, can't I?"
Zi Yueli continued to speak slowly: "But I am a gentleman, I have already agreed in my dream."
puff……
This logic...
If Lan Xi gives one hundred and one points, he won't be afraid to be proud!
Xia Luoyu had nothing to say, and only then did she realize that this Great Purple God was, actually... his skills were so shameless...
But she absolutely dare not say this, otherwise she will be really miserable when Lan Xiruo leaves.
"Okay, okay, you guys should stay calm..." Lan Xiruo held her forehead, she was convinced by the show of affection.
There is nothing wrong with it!
"It's so lively, are they all here?" A voice rang out again.
Lan Xiruo's eyes widened: Mother?
Where's her little milk bag?
"Ahhhh, come down, come down! Do you hear that! Don't scratch my hair, and don't pick my nostrils! No mouth! Ahhh, don't scratch it, come down! Hurry up!" Feng Qing There was another frantic voice behind the song.
That's right, the Emperor of Chaos.
Lan Xiruo covered her face: This picture is too beautiful, so don't look at it.
I saw that Chaos Great Emperor was very sloppy, with crumpled robes and water stains.The hairstyle has become a classic chicken coop, Ye Baihe and Ye Baili happily lay on him, poking here and there...
I didn't realize that this is a person at all, and it will be played badly.
Behind them, there was actually a group of subordinates.
Lan Xiruo was taken aback: "Who are you?"
The Chaos Emperor managed to take Ye Baili's hand out of his mouth, took a deep breath and said, "The two children are fighting to death, and they must find their mother."
It's not just a matter of making a fuss, it's a matter of two little ancestors almost blowing up the whole house.
No exaggeration!
The two children thought that the house might have collapsed, and they could go to their mother, so they started planning.Their spiritual power is also very strong, so they flood the house, set fire to it, and attack in various ways.
This house... is really going to collapse.
The originally tall and majestic house, just like that... was destroyed by two little ancestors.
Although Lan Xiruo didn't know what happened, but looking at the Emperor of Chaos, probably...it's not very good.
"Mother!" As soon as the two brats saw Lan Xiruo, they jumped up happily, one on one side and the other on the other, and kissed her cheek fiercely.
The dear Ye Huaao couldn't stand it any longer, and directly pulled the two children up by the collar: "Stop kissing, are you ashamed?"
The two children didn't care about this, and looked at Ye Huaao with a smile: "Ahahaha, Daddy is jealous."
Ye Hua was speechless.
Who called this?
You know too much, right?
Lan Xiruo just looked at the two children with a smile, her heart was full.Now, she finally doesn't have to worry anymore.
No matter what the two children did, Lan Xiruo could only say: Well done!As expected of a mother's child!
It is estimated that the Emperor of Chaos knew what Lan Xiruo was thinking, so he would... go crazy, right?
Well, it must be crazy.
Lan Liyuan stood at the back, seeing Ye Baili's cheerful appearance, seemed relieved, and then stood in front of Shen Yue and Lan Yaoche.Standing there very coolly, neither hugging nor talking, seems to say "I am the most handsome one".
The appearance of this little adult made others dumbfounded.
Lan Xiruo felt that things might turn against each other, neither Shen Yue nor Lan Yaoche had such a cold temperament, but they gave birth to a cold child... um... That's it.
Now that everyone is here, Lan Xiruo feels that the main hall is bustling.
"Hey, why are there so many people, your father and I are scared to death." Lan Ningjue shouted directly when he saw a room full of people as soon as he entered.
Lan Xiruo covered her face: "Daddy, those subordinates outside, you can help arrange it, and arrange it with the masters of our Lan family. From now on, they will be part of our strength."
Lan Ningjue nodded and went to make arrangements.
Perhaps, when Lan Ning was absolutely normal, it was only when he was busy.
Now that so many people came here, the meeting couldn't go on, Lan Xiruo turned to ask Xia Luoyu: "You are all here, what should the Xia family do?"
Xia Luoyu grinned and said, "Isn't the Patriarch of the Meng Family losing power now? Naturally, the Xia Family is not afraid of him. And daddy said, the Patriarch of the Meng Family hates you even more..."
Come on, honestly...
Lan Xiruo suddenly wanted to throw Xia Luoyu out.
But looking at Ziyueli who looked doting on her face, it's okay... let's keep it, this great god finally opened his eyes, it's not easy.
This meeting completely failed under the disturbance of the two brats. Lan Xiruo helplessly shook her head while hugging the two brats: "Let's discuss it tomorrow. I'll take care of them first." So she let Ye Huaao carried the two children into the room.
That's right, still carrying it.
Lan Xiruo rubbed her acupoints, feeling that the days to come would not be peaceful.Two brats, a bunch of abnormal people, and a few loving ones pop up from time to time.
Well, it's a beautiful life.
Feng Qingge and Lan Ningjue were finally reunited, but it didn't follow the routine, with some greasy hugs and the like.
"You still want to come back? You still want to come back? Hmph, where have you been running wild these days? Do you feel that you can live without me?" Lan Ningjue was very arrogant.
Feng Qingge has gotten used to Lan Ningjue's appearance, she curled her lips: "Yeah, I'm quite at ease. It's not bad without a tease by my side."
A funny guy……
Lan Ning must be sad...
He is such a serious person, why is he so funny?
Why... so funny?
"No, Ge'er, if you don't make it clear to me today, I will never end with you!" Lan Ningjue shouted, looking at Feng Qingge angrily, "Where do you think I am being funny?"
They learned the word funny from Lan Xiruo, but they didn't expect Feng Qingge to use it to describe their own men.
Feng Qingge blinked: "Everywhere is funny."
I thought that Lan Ning would never let go of him, but I didn't expect...
"Ah, Ge'er, you don't love me anymore, you must be someone outside, woo woo, why are you like this... You didn't treat me like this before, you have changed, you have changed... ..." Lan Ning cried so loudly that it was earth-shattering.
Lan Xiruo was playing with the two little milk bags when she heard this voice.
My god... Lan Xiruo thought.
Feng Qingge also had a headache. She clutched her forehead, and it took a while to recover: "Lan Ningjue, you'd better talk to me, or I'll beat you up!"
beat?
Lan Ningjue snorted in her heart very arrogantly, and continued to cry heartbreakingly.
have to……
Feng Qingge really beat someone up.
"Ah, Ge'er, you're treating me like this, you've changed!" Lan Ning screamed terribly.
Feng Qingge was speechless: "It's obvious that you have changed, okay? I haven't seen you for so long, how come you... have reached a new level of funnyness?"
So, this farce has continued.
Lan Ningjue didn't calm down until Feng Qingge knocked Lan Ningjue unconscious.
Lan Xiruo teased Ye Baili and Ye Baihe with great interest, thinking that the two children were both smart and monkey.
"Tell mother, what have you been playing these days?"
With this question, the two children suddenly became excited.
"Mother, mother, let's ride a big horse! Let me tell you secretly, that strange big sister can run very fast. Once I set her on fire, she will run very fast." Ye Baili said mysteriously Said to Lan Xiruo.
amount……
weird big sister...
Lan Xiruo knew that they were talking about the Emperor of Chaos.Because this guy's body is still Lan Youyou's, so... ahem, the two little guys regard him as a strange big sister.
However, using fire...the two little guys are quite creative.
"Mother, mother, there are more, we will tear down the house to play." Ye Baihe also said.
Uh... demolition of the house... to play?
"Mother, it's that strange big sister. If she doesn't play with us, we will demolish his house, and then he will play with us."
This guy said it for granted.
amount……
this……
Why did Lan Xiruo feel that the Emperor of Chaos had such a miserable life?
"Also, we will also draw a turtle on the face of the strange big sister, which is fun." Ye Baili said with a smile.
"Mother, we will also use her to cook soup and cook rice. We bury the eldest sister in the rice, and the rice will be cooked by itself."
(End of this chapter)
Lan Xiruo fell down.
Eldest sister, we were originally here, okay?
Can a woman in love ignore the facts?
No... in love?
Wait!
"That...you two?" Lan Xiruo looked at Zi Yueli with questioning eyes, "Who...can you explain to me?"
Ziyueli took the first step: "That's what you saw, that's right, we are together." He smiled brightly, continued to rub Xia Luoyu's hair, and then patted his head.
amount……
this……
"No, no, Xiruo, don't listen to his nonsense, we are not together, what a mess." Xia Luoyu quickly ran to Lan Xiruo's side, straightening out Zi Yueli's abused hair.
amount……
Lan Xiruo was dizzy: Is this the wishful thinking of God Zi?
"Luo Yu, your words don't count, you obviously promised me!" Zi Yueli stared, looking a little unhappy.
Xia Luoyu was dumbfounded: "When did I promise you?"
"When I'm dreaming." Our Zi Dashen said such a sentence very coldly, and his face didn't even blush and his heart beat.
Awesome my bro...
Lan Xiruo could only say this in her heart.
"It doesn't count when you're dreaming, what's the matter with you, you're playing tricks!" Xia Luoyu spoke confidently because of Lan Xiruo by his side.Otherwise, in normal times...how could she have the guts to challenge Ziyueli?
Zi Yueli continued to throw out a sentence: "A gentleman's words are hard to follow, even if they are said in a dream, they must be obeyed."
Xia Luoyu went crazy: "I'm not a gentleman, can't I?"
Zi Yueli continued to speak slowly: "But I am a gentleman, I have already agreed in my dream."
puff……
This logic...
If Lan Xi gives one hundred and one points, he won't be afraid to be proud!
Xia Luoyu had nothing to say, and only then did she realize that this Great Purple God was, actually... his skills were so shameless...
But she absolutely dare not say this, otherwise she will be really miserable when Lan Xiruo leaves.
"Okay, okay, you guys should stay calm..." Lan Xiruo held her forehead, she was convinced by the show of affection.
There is nothing wrong with it!
"It's so lively, are they all here?" A voice rang out again.
Lan Xiruo's eyes widened: Mother?
Where's her little milk bag?
"Ahhhh, come down, come down! Do you hear that! Don't scratch my hair, and don't pick my nostrils! No mouth! Ahhh, don't scratch it, come down! Hurry up!" Feng Qing There was another frantic voice behind the song.
That's right, the Emperor of Chaos.
Lan Xiruo covered her face: This picture is too beautiful, so don't look at it.
I saw that Chaos Great Emperor was very sloppy, with crumpled robes and water stains.The hairstyle has become a classic chicken coop, Ye Baihe and Ye Baili happily lay on him, poking here and there...
I didn't realize that this is a person at all, and it will be played badly.
Behind them, there was actually a group of subordinates.
Lan Xiruo was taken aback: "Who are you?"
The Chaos Emperor managed to take Ye Baili's hand out of his mouth, took a deep breath and said, "The two children are fighting to death, and they must find their mother."
It's not just a matter of making a fuss, it's a matter of two little ancestors almost blowing up the whole house.
No exaggeration!
The two children thought that the house might have collapsed, and they could go to their mother, so they started planning.Their spiritual power is also very strong, so they flood the house, set fire to it, and attack in various ways.
This house... is really going to collapse.
The originally tall and majestic house, just like that... was destroyed by two little ancestors.
Although Lan Xiruo didn't know what happened, but looking at the Emperor of Chaos, probably...it's not very good.
"Mother!" As soon as the two brats saw Lan Xiruo, they jumped up happily, one on one side and the other on the other, and kissed her cheek fiercely.
The dear Ye Huaao couldn't stand it any longer, and directly pulled the two children up by the collar: "Stop kissing, are you ashamed?"
The two children didn't care about this, and looked at Ye Huaao with a smile: "Ahahaha, Daddy is jealous."
Ye Hua was speechless.
Who called this?
You know too much, right?
Lan Xiruo just looked at the two children with a smile, her heart was full.Now, she finally doesn't have to worry anymore.
No matter what the two children did, Lan Xiruo could only say: Well done!As expected of a mother's child!
It is estimated that the Emperor of Chaos knew what Lan Xiruo was thinking, so he would... go crazy, right?
Well, it must be crazy.
Lan Liyuan stood at the back, seeing Ye Baili's cheerful appearance, seemed relieved, and then stood in front of Shen Yue and Lan Yaoche.Standing there very coolly, neither hugging nor talking, seems to say "I am the most handsome one".
The appearance of this little adult made others dumbfounded.
Lan Xiruo felt that things might turn against each other, neither Shen Yue nor Lan Yaoche had such a cold temperament, but they gave birth to a cold child... um... That's it.
Now that everyone is here, Lan Xiruo feels that the main hall is bustling.
"Hey, why are there so many people, your father and I are scared to death." Lan Ningjue shouted directly when he saw a room full of people as soon as he entered.
Lan Xiruo covered her face: "Daddy, those subordinates outside, you can help arrange it, and arrange it with the masters of our Lan family. From now on, they will be part of our strength."
Lan Ningjue nodded and went to make arrangements.
Perhaps, when Lan Ning was absolutely normal, it was only when he was busy.
Now that so many people came here, the meeting couldn't go on, Lan Xiruo turned to ask Xia Luoyu: "You are all here, what should the Xia family do?"
Xia Luoyu grinned and said, "Isn't the Patriarch of the Meng Family losing power now? Naturally, the Xia Family is not afraid of him. And daddy said, the Patriarch of the Meng Family hates you even more..."
Come on, honestly...
Lan Xiruo suddenly wanted to throw Xia Luoyu out.
But looking at Ziyueli who looked doting on her face, it's okay... let's keep it, this great god finally opened his eyes, it's not easy.
This meeting completely failed under the disturbance of the two brats. Lan Xiruo helplessly shook her head while hugging the two brats: "Let's discuss it tomorrow. I'll take care of them first." So she let Ye Huaao carried the two children into the room.
That's right, still carrying it.
Lan Xiruo rubbed her acupoints, feeling that the days to come would not be peaceful.Two brats, a bunch of abnormal people, and a few loving ones pop up from time to time.
Well, it's a beautiful life.
Feng Qingge and Lan Ningjue were finally reunited, but it didn't follow the routine, with some greasy hugs and the like.
"You still want to come back? You still want to come back? Hmph, where have you been running wild these days? Do you feel that you can live without me?" Lan Ningjue was very arrogant.
Feng Qingge has gotten used to Lan Ningjue's appearance, she curled her lips: "Yeah, I'm quite at ease. It's not bad without a tease by my side."
A funny guy……
Lan Ning must be sad...
He is such a serious person, why is he so funny?
Why... so funny?
"No, Ge'er, if you don't make it clear to me today, I will never end with you!" Lan Ningjue shouted, looking at Feng Qingge angrily, "Where do you think I am being funny?"
They learned the word funny from Lan Xiruo, but they didn't expect Feng Qingge to use it to describe their own men.
Feng Qingge blinked: "Everywhere is funny."
I thought that Lan Ning would never let go of him, but I didn't expect...
"Ah, Ge'er, you don't love me anymore, you must be someone outside, woo woo, why are you like this... You didn't treat me like this before, you have changed, you have changed... ..." Lan Ning cried so loudly that it was earth-shattering.
Lan Xiruo was playing with the two little milk bags when she heard this voice.
My god... Lan Xiruo thought.
Feng Qingge also had a headache. She clutched her forehead, and it took a while to recover: "Lan Ningjue, you'd better talk to me, or I'll beat you up!"
beat?
Lan Ningjue snorted in her heart very arrogantly, and continued to cry heartbreakingly.
have to……
Feng Qingge really beat someone up.
"Ah, Ge'er, you're treating me like this, you've changed!" Lan Ning screamed terribly.
Feng Qingge was speechless: "It's obvious that you have changed, okay? I haven't seen you for so long, how come you... have reached a new level of funnyness?"
So, this farce has continued.
Lan Ningjue didn't calm down until Feng Qingge knocked Lan Ningjue unconscious.
Lan Xiruo teased Ye Baili and Ye Baihe with great interest, thinking that the two children were both smart and monkey.
"Tell mother, what have you been playing these days?"
With this question, the two children suddenly became excited.
"Mother, mother, let's ride a big horse! Let me tell you secretly, that strange big sister can run very fast. Once I set her on fire, she will run very fast." Ye Baili said mysteriously Said to Lan Xiruo.
amount……
weird big sister...
Lan Xiruo knew that they were talking about the Emperor of Chaos.Because this guy's body is still Lan Youyou's, so... ahem, the two little guys regard him as a strange big sister.
However, using fire...the two little guys are quite creative.
"Mother, mother, there are more, we will tear down the house to play." Ye Baihe also said.
Uh... demolition of the house... to play?
"Mother, it's that strange big sister. If she doesn't play with us, we will demolish his house, and then he will play with us."
This guy said it for granted.
amount……
this……
Why did Lan Xiruo feel that the Emperor of Chaos had such a miserable life?
"Also, we will also draw a turtle on the face of the strange big sister, which is fun." Ye Baili said with a smile.
"Mother, we will also use her to cook soup and cook rice. We bury the eldest sister in the rice, and the rice will be cooked by itself."
(End of this chapter)
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