Return of the Concubine: The Evil King's Useless Crazy Concubine

Chapter 551 I Can't Praise You To Death!

Damn, you can't kill without nodding your head. What do you mean by playing with me? !

Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!

but!

The tree has been immersed in its own world, completely oblivious to the ferocious expressions on their faces.

In the end, when these people were played with bruised noses and swollen faces, and there was no good place on their bodies, the tree was also tired.

Like a human, the tree took a deep breath, then let out a sound like a sigh, and after that, it directly spread its branches.

These people...

He fell to the ground, head on the ground.

Shu looked at Lan Xiruo, nodded respectfully, then returned to the black hole of the space with a twist, and the gate of the space closed again.

Lan Xiruo threw these people out, then exchanged glances with Shen Yue, and after explaining the situation to everyone, it was up to the Dragon King to use the soul-returning flower to enter her child's dream.

The Dragon King said that these two children should all be trapped in a dream, and the only way to do it is to pull them out.

Lan Xiruo entered Ye Baili's dream, and here was a place that seemed so normal that it couldn't be normal anymore.

Originally, she was still thinking that her child might be attracted by some strange dream, which made her unable to wake up for so long...

Lan Xiruo walked slowly, the little person not far away seemed to be busy with something.

Lan Xiruo blinked and walked over.

"Ahahaha, this one is delicious, this one can be eaten, and this one~" Xiao Li'er happily looked at the things in front of her, happily.

In front of me...is a pile of... seasonings and various vegetables, and what is stewed in the pot...is...Ye Huaao?

amount……

This scene, no matter how you think about it, feels a little weird.

Lan Xiruo shook her body: This child...could it be that he even dreamed of his father cooking his own house?

She held her forehead, wondering if Ye Huaao would die of anger when she saw it.

"Xiao Li'er?" Lan Xiruo called out tentatively, wondering if she could hear her voice.

Ye Baili turned her head and looked at Lan Xiruo with a smile: "Huh? Is it a strange sister?" She rushed over happily, "Hehehe, you came at the right time. This pot is so big that it can still put you Put it in." As he spoke, he was about to pull her into the pot.

Lan Xiruo broke into a cold sweat: "This, no need."

Ye Baili turned her head and looked at her: "Hmph, my sister is bad, I will tell my mother when she comes!" She put her hips on her hips, pouted her mouth, and looked like she was being bullied.

Lan Xiruo was dumbfounded: This...

"I am your mother." Lan Xiruo really didn't understand why Ye Baili recognized her as the Emperor of Chaos.

However, Ye Baili's mind was still active, and she looked at Lan Xiruo and said with a smile: "If you were my mother, I would still be your father!"

What kind of logic is this?

If Lan Xi didn't understand, she said that she was incapable of accepting...

While speaking, Ye Baili directly mobilized his spiritual power, and threw Lan Xiruo into the pot.

The water temperature is not hot, just right.Lan Xiruo looked at Ye Huaao who was soaking in the water, and felt a little...frightened.

This is not true, is it?So... is this a fantasy?

"Ruo'er, you're here too?" Ye Huaao in the pot suddenly smiled at her, "I knew my wife wouldn't let me be stewed alone."

……

sure?
Lan Xiruo took a deep breath: "Hehehe..." She tried her best to make herself look a little bit normal, just smiled awkwardly.

"Hahaha, it's strange that my sister and father were boiled together. No...it's strange that my sister is a woman and my father is a man...that is to say...is this the legendary mandarin duck bath?" Ye Baili suddenly clapped his hands and shouted , jumped up excitedly.

Immediately, she straightened her face again: "Hmph, no, it's an unforgivable crime for Daddy to take a bath with a woman other than mother!"

As she said that, she began to increase her firepower: "Hmph, such a father and a strange sister, don't mind!"

The water temperature began to rise gradually, and Lan Xiruo felt... maybe her baby had some problems with her head.

Otherwise, how could he have misunderstood her?
And... still fantasizing about cooking Daddy?
……

Outside, the Dragon King slapped his head: "Oh, I forgot to say, they will become random people after they enter the dream."

Everyone: Is this how you became the Dragon King?
The Dragon King patted his head: "Hehehe...it's okay, I know Xiruo can handle it."

This is no belief, it is clearly making excuses for one's own mistakes.

Ye Huaao directly slapped him across the face: "You know what a fool!"

Lan Yaoche also slapped: "That's right, you know what a fart!"

Dragon King: I am so wronged!
He looked at Bing Mowei weakly, and found that she also looked at him with hopeless eyes, and she had no intention of helping at all.

"Mowei..." The Dragon King looked pitiful.

Bingmo raised her eyebrows slightly: "Why, I did something wrong, are you going to pretend to be pitiful?"

Uh... the lady is so fierce, she is not gentle at all.

……

The water was getting hotter and hotter, Lan Xiruo saw that one of the petals of the soul-returning flower was missing, and she also became anxious, and jumped out directly: "Li'er, stop playing, let's go back!"

Ye Baili blinked: "Go back? Where?"

"Of course it's at home, mother is still waiting for you at home." Lan Xiruo knew that it would be useless to explain to her that she was mother now, so she simply... temporarily recognized her identity.

Ye Baili poked her chin with her hand, then tilted her head: "How do you know? Are you a bad person? Strange sister, you are so weird today."

amount……

bad boy……

Lan Xiruo said that it is not a good sign for her children to think too much about things.

"Anyway, I have to go back now." Lan Xiruo stroked Ye Baili's hair, "I won't harm you, do you remember how you got in here?"

Ye Baili scratched her hair: "How did you get in? I opened my eyes and this is here."

Lan Xiruo continued to guide: "Then before you came in, does Xiao Li'er remember what happened?"

Ye Baili tried hard to recall, and suddenly became angry: "Yes, I remember that there are bad people, yes, they are bad people, they want to kill mother. No, I want to go out to save her, I want to kill those bad people!"

She was a little emotional and was about to rush out.

However, at this time, all the furnishings suddenly disappeared in an instant, replaced by a strange-looking blue environment.

It's not the sea, there's no water, it looks... It's just a weird variation of the normal environment.

Lan Xiruo frowned, looked at the excited Ye Baili, and quickly stopped: "Li'er, don't do this, or we won't be able to get out!"

Ye Baili looked at Lan Xiruo, and then looked at the surrounding environment: "But, it's them, it's them who want to kill my mother, and they blame me for being playful, if I pay more attention, those bad guys will never catch me. "

Lan Xiruo patted Ye Baili's little head: "Okay, Li'er, be good, we didn't mean to blame you. You have to calm down now, mother is fine, she's fine, you know? "

Only then did Ye Baili look at Lan Xiruo with suspicion: "Really?"

Lan Xiruo nodded heavily.

Finally, Ye Baili calmed down, the surroundings became normal again, the pot was still boiling... Ye Huaao.

When Lan Xiruo saw Ye Huaao, she somehow felt a little... pain in the ass.This... that... ahem, can... not like this?
Lan Xiruo covered her face, feeling that her daughter seemed to be a little bit weird.

"Li'er, tell me, why did you cook Daddy?" For the sake of her daughter's physical and mental health, Lan Xiruo decided to ask.

Ye Baili said with a smile: "Because Daddy is fun."

fun?

Lan Xiruo felt her face twitch.

"Also, he wants to rob mother. As soon as father comes over, mother will ignore me. So I am punishing father. Who told him to rob mother." Ye Baili said very proudly, "Isn't it great?"

Lan Xiruo's answer is no, and it's no answer if she doesn't answer...

"Li'er, I think your father is quite pitiful." Lan Xiruo sighed, and decided to educate her daughter well while she was here.

"Why?" Ye Baili put her hands on her hips again, then looked at Lan Xiruo, up and down, left and right, and suddenly showed an expression of enlightenment, "I see, you like my dad too, right? Hmph, I knew it……"

like?

she?
and also?
Lan Xiruo reacted for a long time before realizing that this guy recognized herself as the Emperor of Chaos, and suddenly felt an inexplicable sadness.

"Let me tell you, why do you know daddy so well, and why do you often talk about things with my daddy. Humph, let me tell you, no way! My daddy belongs to my mother." Ye Baili said with awe-inspiring justice, as if if she Say one more word, and she will get angry.

She does like Ye Huaao, but she is Lan Xiruo!

After explaining for a long time, she found that no matter how she explained, it was completely useless. Lan Xiruo was so tired that she gave up completely.

Fine……

So be it……

Lan Xiruo sighed, feeling that she couldn't communicate with her children at all, she was so tired...

"In this case, you have to be boiled together!" Ye Baili looked very proud as if she was helping her mother eliminate her rival in love.

"My mother will definitely praise me!" When Lan Xiruo was stuffed into the pot, Ye Baili said these words suddenly.

……

Well, praise, must praise, praise can't kill you!
Lan Xiruo gritted her teeth and thought.

You are so daring, you boiled your father and mother, and you don't even know your own mother.

There are still such children...

"Let me tell you, you played and cooked, you should go back, your mother should be in a hurry." Lan Xiruo was in a mess of sadness.

Ye Baili looked at Lan Xiruo very seriously, then shook her head, and excitedly started cooking soup when Lan Xiruo soaked in the water...

Vegetables, seasonings, and all kinds of things are all added in.

Hmm... I didn't consider the feelings of the parties at all.

(End of this chapter)