Journey to the West: Start by rejecting the Guanyin layout

Chapter 272 Love 36 Strategies
"Open the door."

After an unknown amount of time, a voice came from outside the door.

"Goddess Yaoji, what is it that is worth your trip?"

"Stop rambling, don't ask what you shouldn't ask."

"Yes."

As the door was opened, light was also refracted in, and a beautiful face full of anger could be vaguely seen.

Yao Ji strode in and was relieved to see that Lu Feng was fine. Although Tian Kui has a strong and arrogant temperament, he still wouldn't take human life at will.

Lu Feng smiled lightly, and looked at Yao Ji: "How about it, I told you that you would come to invite me, so you should slap me in the face now."

Yao Ji's chest suddenly boiled with anger: This bastard, who came to save him by himself, dared to make trouble!
If it wasn't for the order of the elder Shenyan, he would have been locked up for an extra month.

Yao Ji ordered coldly: "Come with me."

Lu Feng was lazily lying on the cold bed, shaking his head.

"It's easy to please God, but it's hard to send God away. If you say lock me in, then lock me in, and then leave as soon as you say. If I listen to you, wouldn't it be embarrassing?"

Yao Ji asked: "Do you want to save face, or do you want to leave here?"

"What a coincidence, I want them all."

Yao Ji was furious: "I'm warning you, Lu Feng, whoever offends me will end badly. I've come to take you out personally, and I've given you enough face. You'd better accept it as soon as you see it."

Lu Feng couldn't help laughing: "Goddess, it wasn't your intention to take me out, right? Since you were ordered to invite me, you'd better put a good attitude on me, otherwise even if I go out, what you want , can’t get it either.”

Yao Ji gritted her teeth in hatred: "Then what do you want?"

Lu Feng said: "Squeeze your shoulders and beat your legs, serve tea and water, wash and cook, make the bed and fold the quilt, you can choose one."

"what?"

Yao Ji couldn't believe her ears, a little soldier dared to make such a rude request to herself, and said disdainfully: "You actually want me to squeeze my shoulders and beat my legs? In my life, my parents didn't even Having enjoyed this kind of treatment, what are you? Do you think you are 'Heaven'?"

Lu Feng said: "Of course I can't be compared with 'Heaven', but well, if you don't agree, I won't leave."

"Then I will take you away by force."

"Try it, if you dare to use strong, I can't give you the recipe for wine making, and you have to shout that Goddess Yaoji is belittling me."

"You... shameless!"

"Huh, each other!"

Yaoji thought for a while, but it was impossible to pinch her shoulders and beat her legs. This kind of soldier who wants to eat swan meat feels disgusting even if she touches it by herself. lost face.

Washing and cooking, I have never washed or cooked, and it is unrealistic.

After making the bed and folding the quilt, Yao Ji's face was reddish, and she made the bed and folded the quilt for Lu Feng, and if this kid went on to yell nonsense, she really couldn't tell.

After thinking about it for a while, I can't do the same thing that seems to be very simple.

Do not!
can do it!
Yaoji suddenly thought that she had actually cooked food, although she only made it once, and what she cooked was dark cooking, she almost poisoned herself to death, and suffered for several days.

Doesn't this guy just want to cook by himself, just do it, I'm afraid you won't eat it!

Yao Ji laughed triumphantly, seeing Lu Feng's playful eyes, she quickly put away her smiling face.

"You wait for me, I will be back soon."

Then he walked away, the inspector captain Duan Yi next to him was full of admiration, he gave Lu Feng a thumbs up, and asked the goddess to do what a maid would do, he is simply a role model for us.

"Hey, brother Lu Feng, why are you so bold, you dare to tease even a goddess?"

Lu Feng pointed to his heart and forehead, and said: "Hey, what is this, but let me tell you, I come out to hang out, relying on this and this."

Inspector Captain Duan Yi asked: "I know the courage, what does the head mean?"

Lu Feng laughed and scolded: "You idiot, if you want to date a goddess, you have to date the most beautiful goddess, and you have to be courageous. You must not get used to it. You have to impress him."

"Also, you have to be flexible, and it's best to get her a handle. In this case, even if she is angry, she has nothing to do with us, and she has to coax us obediently."

Duan Yi's face was full of admiration: "Tall, it's really tall, our brothers still want to spy on fairies, Brother Lu Feng is already dating the first goddess, it's amazing!"

"Tell you, you need to pay attention to tactics when picking up a girl. For example, an arrogant woman like the goddess Yao Ji will get anxious first, and then hug her very domineeringly. One kiss, one coaxing is done, and the result is twice the result with half the effort. It's called playing hard to get."

Duan Yi was taken aback: "That's okay, isn't it too dangerous, be careful that she tears your mouth apart."

"Look at how promising you are. You don't even have the guts. How can you do something big? Then, I'll come up with another plan."

Lu Feng asked: "Goddess Yao Ji imprisoned me here, but came to me again to let me out, do you know why?"

Duan Yi shook his head: "I don't know, why?"

Lu Feng asked: "You always know what the winery is about to close, right?"

Duan Yi felt a little regretful, he is also a loyal lover of spirits: "I know this, what a pity, I won't be able to drink good wine in the future."

Lu Feng said: "You can rest assured that you will definitely be able to drink it. But soon you will become the Great Elder of God Eyes to do this business. Moreover, the Great Elder God Eyes specially sent Yao Ji over to invite us over and give them advice. How to make wine."

Duan Yi suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's the case, no wonder the goddess will visit you in person. Hey, then what is the strategy you mentioned?"

Lu Feng explained: "After I was invited, I didn't say anything, just said that Goddess Yao Ji was rude to me, so I refused to hand in the formula. At that time, the elder Shenyan will definitely reprimand Yao Ji severely."

"To put it simply, Yao Ji is attacking me with all her strength. I have to find a way to get the Great Elder Shenyan to attack her. I will not speak and stand aside to watch. This is called watching the fire from the other side. Wait until the elder Shenyan cleans up Yaoji It's almost done, when her heart is fragile and helpless, I will make a move again, sacrifice the formula, take it in one fell swoop, and fish in troubled waters!"

"oops!"

Duan Yi slapped his thigh, almost throwing himself to the ground: "Brother, you are too strong, it seems that Goddess Yaoji can't escape your grasp, boss, I want to worship you as my teacher, and teach me a few tricks Bar."

Lu Feng said with a smile: "It's common to see a teacher, but we are all brothers. If you want to learn, it is right to teach you two tricks."

"Old Duan, let me tell you, as long as you dare to think and do it, there is nothing you can't do. And I heard, haven't you met a fairy before?"

Duan Yi sighed: "Yeah, at that time I was young and ignorant, and my personality was too straightforward. Because of a date, I suddenly received a task from the superior and was late. As a result, my girlfriend got angry and blew it up. Boss, help me." .”

Lu Feng thought for a while and said: "Of course there is no problem with this. For example, let's say that you are dating a fairy. You are late and she scolds you. Listen first and don't talk back. Wait until she says, what are you doing? What can't be done, turn against her immediately, why do you think I'm poor, if I can't, I'll leave, at this time you just wait for her, come to coax you obediently, this trick is mainly to take advantage of the other party's moral advantage."

Duan Yi's eyes lit up: "Gao Ming, why didn't I think of this at the beginning, I just know that it's not easy for me to be a job, and that she can't understand me at all. Boss, is there any more?"

Lu Feng said: "Also, when your conflict has intensified to an irreconcilable level, then you just lie on the ground and pretend to be sick. At this time, you mainly take advantage of the other party's sympathy."

Duan Yi raised his thumb: "If I had one-tenth of Brother Lu's brains, I wouldn't have broken up."

"Boss, you continue."

Lu Feng shook his head and said: "Stop talking, you won't be able to remember if you talk too much, this thing is about practical exercises, play by ear, you can understand it slowly."

"Okay, thank you Brother Lu."

Duan Yi nodded, and was about to write down everything Lu Feng said, and write it down as 36 tricks of love. Just as he turned around, he suddenly found another person standing at the door at some point.

(End of this chapter)