Journey to the West: Start by rejecting the Guanyin layout

Chapter 49 Howling Dog and Jade Rabbit Go to Lu Feng
Jade Rabbit was running in a hurry when a black dog suddenly appeared in front of him.

"stop!"

Yutu scolded: "Silly dog, go away, don't get in my way, I still have things to do!"

The black dog said: "Yutu, you are not in the Guanghan Palace to accompany Fairy Chang'e, but you come out alone, do you want to sneak into the lower realm to become a demon?"

Yutu said: "I said Xiaotiangou, and I didn't offend you. How can you insult people innocently?"

Roaring Sky Dog's expression was indifferent: "Recently, some demons have often sneaked into the lower realm. Several of the 28 constellations have escaped to join the Tao of Ruyi Zhenxian. The Jade Emperor ordered me to patrol the place. If someone sneaks down to the mortal world without orders , arrest them all! Do you want me to do it or come with me yourself?"

Yutu panicked, she couldn't handle Xiaotiangou.

"Hey, Brother Dog, don't be angry, you have something to say."

Xiaotiangou sneered and said: "Now I know it's time to beg for mercy, it's too late! Call me silly dog ​​if you have nothing to do, brother dog if you have something to do, go to hell, bitch!"

Yutu put his heart on the line, and sneered: "Okay, let's go! Talking to you, a silly dog ​​who has no ambitions, and the master rewards a bone for a long time, is nothing!"

The Xiaotian dog said angrily: "What do you mean? When did you see me get a bone?"

Jade Rabbit said: "Isn't it? What age is it now? Anyone with a discerning eye knows that the Jade Emperor will not live in this heavenly palace for long. Even the 28 stars have people who have abandoned the dark for the bright, and you are still foolish enough to give your life to the Jade Emperor. You say, you stand for the heavenly palace." With so much credit, what have you got?"

Xiaotiangou's face was ugly, and these words were a bit heartbreaking.

Yutu went on to say: "Oh, actually, I'm not worth it for you. Xiao Tiangou, according to your ability, if you descended to the world to be a demon, you will definitely become the leader of the world's demon dogs, and maybe you can even become the seat of Ruyi Zhenxian. Honorable guest, when the time comes to eat flat peaches, drink royal wine, and drink with all the demon kings of the immortal family, what a high position and authority, and a happy and happy life."

"But now, alas... you really don't know how to make progress!"

Xiaotiangou struggled inwardly, and asked, "True Immortal Ruyi, would you really treat me like that?"

Yutu's life-saving is the most important thing at this time, so of course he dares to say anything: "Naturally, if you don't believe me, let's go to Juxian Nunnery to have a look together. I heard that the Ruyi Immortal has won a big victory and is holding a celebration banquet. On such a happy day, even if he doesn't like you, he won't fight with us, right?"

"If he really values ​​us, we'll stay. If he doesn't, we'll eat and drink from him, and then sneak back."

Xiao Tiangou figured it out: "Okay, if the Ruyi Immortal Venerable really respects the virtuous, I, Xiao Tiangou, will also learn from a good bird and choose a tree to live in, and submit to him."

"Great, Brother Dog, let's hurry up, it will be too late after the celebration is over."

One dog and one rabbit ran to the lower realm, came to Jieyang Mountain, and outside Juxian Temple, they also changed from beast bodies to half-demon forms.

Lu Feng's first disciple sat at the gate of Juxian Temple, and he took a pen to record visitor information.

The old Taoist asked: "May I ask who are your surnames, and what is your purpose?"

Xiaotianquan cupped his hands: "I am the beast named Xiaotiangou under Zhenjun Erlang's seat. I heard that Immortal Ruyi is throwing a celebration banquet today, so I am here to congratulate you!"

Jade Rabbit said: "I am Jade Rabbit, the spiritual pet of Fairy Chang'e in Guanghan Palace, and I'm here to congratulate you too!"

The old Taoist wrote down his name: "You two can go in and have a meal directly, and there is no need to bother Immortal Ruyi."

Xiaotiangou's face was a little unhappy, he came from a long distance, not just for a meal, he turned around and wanted to leave.

Yutu pulled him back and said, "Brother Dog, don't worry, Immortal Ruyi has a lot of things to do today, so how can he cover everything, go ahead."

Xiaotiangou muttered: "Where is the courtesy here?"

After entering, Xiao Tiangou was stunned when he saw the people eating inside.

They are all great immortals from the upper eight caves, the middle eight caves, and the lower eight caves, as well as the leader of Tongtian, the demon clan Wutian, the top ten ancient holy beasts, and Zhao Gongming and Sanxiao empress.

There are also the Monkey King, the Bull Demon King, and the demon kings of the Golden Winged Roc Eagle level.

The little bit of pride in Xiaotiangou's heart was instantly smashed into bubbles.

What surprised Xiao Tiangou even more was that the people walking around, serving food and wine, and serving were actually Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea, Venerable Manjusri and Samantabhadra, and five hundred arhats.

Xiaotiangou was stunned, how long has it been since he came down to earth, how come I almost don't know this world anymore!
In the past, the monster race used Vajra Bodhisattva as a mount, but now it is completely reversed. Bodhisattva King Kong is used as a servant by the monster race?
Immortal Ruyi, this is too awesome!

I didn't expect that I, the monster clan, would really turn over and sing as a serf, and become a master for once!

Xiaotiangou felt great emotion in his heart, and he must hug Immortal Ruyi's thigh tightly in the future, and do a great cause with him.

As for the master Erlang Zhenjun, fuck him!
Yutu looked at everything in front of her, feeling like a dream. In the past, where did she have the opportunity to eat at the same table with these gods and monsters?

Where is the opportunity to be served by Bodhisattva Vajra?

Usually, at most, she is taken by Fairy Chang'e to participate in some gatherings in the heavenly court, but she has no part in what to eat and drink. In the end, she has to go back to Guanghan Palace to eat radishes and grass.

And there is no human right at all, others can touch and hug if they want, and now they can finally sit upright and eat what they like. This place is simply a paradise for the monster race.

Guanghan Palace, I don't want to go back in my life, I want to stay by the side of Immortal Ruyi, and be the most beautiful and dancing rabbit spirit!
Xiaotiangou is drinking wine and eating meat. Not far away are Monkey King, Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan, Scorpion Jing, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, Little White Dragon, Nine-Headed Insect, etc.

Then I heard Zhu Bajie yelling loudly: "You didn't see it at the time. The Nuwa Empress took out the innate spiritual treasure red hydrangea. That treasure is sure to die if you are below a saint, and you will be injured if you touch it above a saint. Guess what, I'm an old pig." Here, what did you say?"

Drifting asked: "Old pig, what did you say at that time?"

"My old pig said: Hey, Empress Nuwa, are you lonely when you come out with the red hydrangea? Lonely, my old pig will accompany you."

"oops!"

Everyone was shocked.

Drifting said urgently: "Brother, why are you so courageous? Are you a saint?"

Zhu Bajie laughed and said: "What's wrong with the sage? Later, the immortal master subdued Nuwa and told us to carry Nuwa to the prison. Nuwa was still writhing and struggling. I slapped Empress Nuwa on the cheek." On the butt, she'll be honest right away."

Xiao Bailong didn't believe it: "It's fake, you can spank a saint's ass?"

Zhu Bajie said: "It's absolutely true, if you don't believe me ask Brother Niu, did I spank Nuwa's ass?"

The Bull Demon King nodded and said: "It was a beating. The Nuwa Empress was so angry that she cried at that time. There is nothing she can do about the old pig."

The Nine-Headed Insect raised its eyebrows, and said with a lewd smile: "Old pig, how does it feel to spank a saint's ass?"

Zhu Bajie said: "How do you feel? It's not like you don't know that the upper body of the Nuwa empress is a human, and the lower body is a snake. The scales are thick. If you slap it down, it will pierce your hand!"

Everyone laughed out loud.

Xiao Tiangou looked enviously at the triumphant Zhu Bajie. He used to think that Zhu Bajie was greedy for life and afraid of death, but he didn't expect him to be so heroic that he dared to offend a saint.

This is the life a man should live, happy!
(End of this chapter)