Chapter 84
Although the little guy looks innocent, Xiao Zhengxuan has a lot of doubts from Zhuang Zhuang's behavior. Although he has a simple and honest temper, he is not a fool or an idiot. A person who can learn literature and martial arts well, how can he really let a child Obsessed?
Seeing that the senior brother had been teasing Zhuang Zhuang all the time, he said respectfully: "Senior brother, you can joke with him later and let me ask him a few words. Sit down, little guy. Where is your home? What's your father's name?" What's your mother's name again? Tell me honestly, uncle, otherwise I will really ignore you and send you to that fat man just now!"
Seeing Xiao Zhengxuan's non-negotiable tone, Zhuang Zhuang rolled his eyes, and immediately pretended to be honest and said: "Uncle, don't ignore me, that fat man will kill me, you want to know I told you all."
Xiao Zhengxuan said seriously: "Well, I won't send you there, but you have to tell the truth."
Zhuang Zhuang nodded obediently: "Uncle, let me tell you one thing. My family lives in Zhu Da Hutong, but I really don't know what my father's name is. What about my mother?"
The little guy tilted his head and pretended to be thinking hard, and then jumped up after a while: "Ah, I remembered, uncle, my mother has many names! My grandpa is called Niang Yatou, and the uncles are called Niangmeimei." , Brothers, sisters, brothers and sisters all call her aunt, but my mother always says that she is Monkey King, and I privately think she is the bone spirit!"
Xiao Zhengxuan is going to scratch his head!Is this child too young?What about Sun Wukong and Bone Demon, do they really have such names?After asking again and again, he still didn't ask, so he asked anxiously, "You really don't know what your mother's name is?"
Zhuang Zhuang looked at Xiao Zhengxuan with a blink of an eye, scratched his head and said in confusion, "Uncle, my mother's surname is Niang!"
Xiao Zhengxuan wasn't the only one who wanted to cry this time, seeing his junior brother's stunned look, Murong Feng had no choice but to ask him suspiciously: "Little guy, how old are you?"
Zhuang Zhuang leaned on Xiao Zhengxuan's ear and said softly: "Uncle, I just want to tell you, don't tell that bad uncle, anyone who takes the initiative to be my father is not a good person, he must know that my mother is a beautiful person Out of mind! Let me tell you, I tell others that I am five years old, but in fact I am only a little over four years old!"
Murong Feng kept shaking his head and smiled secretly and asked him: "You are only four years old, why didn't you say you are four years old?"
Zhuang Zhuang turned his head and gave him a blank look and said, "You think I'm only two or three years old! Five is older than four! Uncle is such an idiot!"
Being looked down upon by a little guy again and again, Murong Feng despised Xiao Zhuang Zhuang with his mouth open and dissatisfied: "Is there a difference between five years old and four years old? I think you are a fool."
Zhuang Zhuang patted his small chest proudly and said: "Of course there is a difference! My mother said that I am not a three or four-year-old person who doesn't understand anything! I am an adult at the age of five! I won't tell you, we have Generation gap!"
Murong Feng really couldn't laugh or cry: "You little brat, you still want to be called an adult! Second brother, it seems that we are really old!"
Murong Feng sneered nakedly at Huo Zhuangzhuang, he turned around and patted the table angrily, "You're the brat! You actually look down on me, you think I'm a sick cat! I'm a person with personality, don't You're pissing me off, be careful I'll show you off!"
I am so happy!
Murong Feng thought with a smile: What kind of woman is this who gave birth to such a child?
Obviously a child, but pretending to be a grown-up portrait!
"What do you want to show me?"
"Stupid! I want to show you and tell you first?"
Thinking of the fat man's appearance just now, Murong Feng's heart broke out in a cold sweat, this kid's evil idea really cannot be underestimated!
He smiled and looked at Xiao Zhengxuan: "Second brother, if this is really your son, then you will be happy! But your temperament is far worse than his, I'm afraid you made a mistake."
Xiao Zhengxuan's heart moved when he heard what his senior brother said, and he also heard that Zhuang Zhuang said that he was only four years old, something flashed in his mind, thinking to himself: "Whether I make a mistake or not, I have to find out which family this child belongs to. "
Xiao Zhengxuan wanted to ask another question. At this time, three men came down from upstairs. When they saw the two people in the hall, they immediately came over to say hello: "Big Brother, Second Brother, when did you arrive?"
The first one who looks like 23 is their fourth junior brother Chen Zheng, and the other two are the fifth eldest Zhang Zhiming and the sixth Tang Rui who came to Kaoshantun more than five years ago.
Murong Feng asked Chen Zheng: "Fourth, has anyone written a better poem today than the master?"
Chen Zheng shook his head and said in admiration: "No. Brother, that kind of poetry is impossible to write without the kind of heart-wrenching experience. It is not written by ordinary people. Listen, ten years of life and death are boundless. If you don't think about it, you will never forget it. Thousands of miles There is no place to talk about the bleakness of a lonely grave. Even if we meet each other, we should not know each other, our face is covered with dust, and our temples are like frost.
Yelai Youmeng suddenly returns home, Xiaoxuan window, is dressing.There is no words to look at each other, only a thousand lines of tears.It is expected that the place where the heart is broken every year, the bright moon night, and the short Matsuoka. "
"If it wasn't for a person who experienced a huge pain of losing love, he could write such words that make people cry? Brother, I am not at this level!"
When Chen Zheng read out today's Jinjin Tea House's poems, Murong Feng couldn't help savoring them carefully. People who have come down from the battlefield don't have a deep understanding of other things, but there are few ordinary people who can compare to life and death. ?
Because next year will be the first spring boudoir after the war, Jin Yucheng accepted Lin Yu's proposal a month ago and set up a student competition in the building. In each issue, the teahouse will produce a poem or word, and those who participate in the competition will hand in ten Copper coins will receive a competition card, and the competition will be held every half a month. Those who write better poems than the original poems will be rewarded with 200 taels of silver and a recommendation letter.
The assessors were the heads of the four major academies in the capital invited by Xuanyuan Bo.
This time, the scholars who came to the capital to take the exam all wanted to try their luck. Today, Xiao Zhengxuan's brothers were not for the award, but to help him find someone.
Tang Rui sat down, took a sip of tea and said, "Second brother, this poem is comparable to the one left to you by the second sister-in-law."
Hearing this heart-breaking poem, Xiao Zhengxuan was immersed in a huge collision. He muttered to himself: "Ten years of life and death are boundless. If you don't think about it, you will never forget it... If life is just like the first time you see it, what is the autumn wind? Painting fans... In fact, those who die and leave don't know, they left in a cool way, but the people who stay are really wanting to break their hearts!"
Zhang Zhiming asked puzzledly: "Second brother, do you suspect that these two songs were composed by the second sister-in-law?"
Chen Zheng chewed two different poems carefully and said: "Impossible! The second sister-in-law was able to write that poem because she had resentment towards her second brother. But this poem about missing his wife should be written by a man."
Murong Feng nodded: "The fourth brother's analysis is correct. These two poems cannot be written by the same person, they should indeed be written by a woman and a man."
Xiao Zhengxuan also shook his head: "It really can't be! It's just that the people who wrote the poems all have the same state of mind. Back then, I didn't know that such an arrangement would make her so sad, but why didn't you love me? Why?"
Seeing Xiao Zhengxuan's sentimental look, Tang Rui was even more dissatisfied with Lin Yu's behavior. He persuaded, "Second brother, there are more than ten million women in the world. You have done what you want, so don't look for it anymore."
Seeing Xiao Zhengxuan's blank look, Murong Feng stopped Tang Rui's words, how can someone who has never loved once feel the pain of longing?
If a lover is said to be someone who can forget, then it cannot be called a lover.
Murong Feng thought of his troublesome little wife, and went to the small lake in a cool manner. If he was told not to look for her, how would he live in the future?
Listening to the grown-ups saying some incomprehensible words, Zhuang Zhuang sat in Xiao Zhengxuan's arms unnaturally, looking left and right, a large group of grown-ups were discussing Uncle Yuzhen's poems, and the audience were discussing who wrote them, So he said stinkingly: "I don't even know this, it's my Uncle Yuzhen who did it!"
Everyone's eyes lit up, but Chen Zheng shook his head: "It wasn't him who did it, we asked him about it."
Everyone was not interested and had to find some lyricist. Hearing Zhuang Zhuang's speech, everyone turned to look at Zhuang Zhuang and asked, "Big brother, second brother, where did you find this little thing? Could it be that you are in the capital?" Adopted?"
Murong Feng pointed at Xiao Zhengxuan and said with a smile: "Someone recognized your second brother as a father!"
"Ah? Is there such a thing? Second brother, does this child look like you? It can't be the pearl you left behind when you came to the capital, right?" In order to make Xiao Zhengxuan happy, Tang Rui deliberately joked.
Chen Zheng on the side sat down and took a closer look at Zhuang Zhuang. He was surprised and said: "Hey, little guy, why did you run into my second brother's arms? Did you see that my second brother looks a bit like you, and started to recognize Daddy again?" right?"
Seeing that Chen Zheng knew the little guy, Xiao Zhengxuan's heart came alive again, and he asked anxiously, "Fourth, do you know this kid?"
Chen Zheng said with a smile: "This kid often hangs around in this building. He is the nephew of the landlord Jin Sanshao! There are not many students who come here who don't know him. Boy, where is your brother Ye Qing? I didn't come with you today ?”
When Xiao Zhengxuan heard that he was Jin Sanshao's nephew, he felt a sense of loss, and his face became gloomy again. It seemed that his hope had failed again, and the brothers felt sad for a while.
Zhuang Zhuang knew Chen Zheng, so he told him proudly: "Uncle, today I ran away from home alone. My brother Ye Qing went to the academy, and it was only me and brother Dengdeng playing at home. He is too young and boring. , I want to come out to play, my mother told me to take my younger brother, I ran away from home in a fit of anger!"
"What? How old are you, little guy? Just learn to run away from home? Your mother will find you in a while, be careful that your ass is blooming!" Tang Rui pointed at Zhuang Zhuang in surprise.
Zhuang Zhuang said dryly: "My mother won't spank my ass! She often told my three uncles that a man has ambitions in all directions, and he must travel the world, see everything, listen to public opinions, and observe public sentiments in order to be a good man." Officer! Didn't I just come here to check on people's sentiments?"
"Pfft! You're here to check people's sentiments? It's a big tone, do you know what people's sentiments are?" Chen Zheng couldn't help laughing when he heard Zhuang Zhuang's strong words!
He was ridiculed for being ignorant!Zhuang Zhuang rolled his eyes and said, "I won't tell you!"
"Hahaha! Cunning little devil!"
Zhuang Zhuang's words made everyone more curious about his mother, thinking that the child's mother must be a strange woman.
Seeing that the adults were all stunned, Zhuang Zhuang felt that it was very boring, so he climbed down Xiao Zhengxuan's legs and said, "Uncle, I have to go back to the third uncle. If he gets angry, he will be stopped by the elder sister in the building." I went in."
Xiao Zhengxuan reluctantly let go of Zhuang Zhuang and said, "Oh, then go quickly, so that adults don't worry about it!"
Seeing the back of the child going upstairs, Murong Feng gave a hint, and Zhang Zhiming immediately followed.
Seeing Zhuang Zhuang go upstairs, Tang Rui asked Xiao Zhengxuan with puzzled eyes: "Second Brother, this kid really looks like you."
Murong Feng laughed loudly: "It's your second brother who looks like someone else! The little guy recognized your second brother as his father just now, and he said that he should be proud of his resemblance!"
Tang Rui asked even more curiously: "You recognize Second Brother as your father? Does he not have a father? Second Brother, there is something wrong with this kid."
Seeing that everyone was very curious, Murong Feng told everyone about the situation just now. After hearing this, several people held their breath and dared not laugh out loud!
After hearing this, Tang Rui asked hesitantly: "Second Senior Brother, could this child be..."
Xiao Zhengxuan nodded and said, "I hope he is! That's why the elder brother asked the fifth to follow."
(End of this chapter)
Although the little guy looks innocent, Xiao Zhengxuan has a lot of doubts from Zhuang Zhuang's behavior. Although he has a simple and honest temper, he is not a fool or an idiot. A person who can learn literature and martial arts well, how can he really let a child Obsessed?
Seeing that the senior brother had been teasing Zhuang Zhuang all the time, he said respectfully: "Senior brother, you can joke with him later and let me ask him a few words. Sit down, little guy. Where is your home? What's your father's name?" What's your mother's name again? Tell me honestly, uncle, otherwise I will really ignore you and send you to that fat man just now!"
Seeing Xiao Zhengxuan's non-negotiable tone, Zhuang Zhuang rolled his eyes, and immediately pretended to be honest and said: "Uncle, don't ignore me, that fat man will kill me, you want to know I told you all."
Xiao Zhengxuan said seriously: "Well, I won't send you there, but you have to tell the truth."
Zhuang Zhuang nodded obediently: "Uncle, let me tell you one thing. My family lives in Zhu Da Hutong, but I really don't know what my father's name is. What about my mother?"
The little guy tilted his head and pretended to be thinking hard, and then jumped up after a while: "Ah, I remembered, uncle, my mother has many names! My grandpa is called Niang Yatou, and the uncles are called Niangmeimei." , Brothers, sisters, brothers and sisters all call her aunt, but my mother always says that she is Monkey King, and I privately think she is the bone spirit!"
Xiao Zhengxuan is going to scratch his head!Is this child too young?What about Sun Wukong and Bone Demon, do they really have such names?After asking again and again, he still didn't ask, so he asked anxiously, "You really don't know what your mother's name is?"
Zhuang Zhuang looked at Xiao Zhengxuan with a blink of an eye, scratched his head and said in confusion, "Uncle, my mother's surname is Niang!"
Xiao Zhengxuan wasn't the only one who wanted to cry this time, seeing his junior brother's stunned look, Murong Feng had no choice but to ask him suspiciously: "Little guy, how old are you?"
Zhuang Zhuang leaned on Xiao Zhengxuan's ear and said softly: "Uncle, I just want to tell you, don't tell that bad uncle, anyone who takes the initiative to be my father is not a good person, he must know that my mother is a beautiful person Out of mind! Let me tell you, I tell others that I am five years old, but in fact I am only a little over four years old!"
Murong Feng kept shaking his head and smiled secretly and asked him: "You are only four years old, why didn't you say you are four years old?"
Zhuang Zhuang turned his head and gave him a blank look and said, "You think I'm only two or three years old! Five is older than four! Uncle is such an idiot!"
Being looked down upon by a little guy again and again, Murong Feng despised Xiao Zhuang Zhuang with his mouth open and dissatisfied: "Is there a difference between five years old and four years old? I think you are a fool."
Zhuang Zhuang patted his small chest proudly and said: "Of course there is a difference! My mother said that I am not a three or four-year-old person who doesn't understand anything! I am an adult at the age of five! I won't tell you, we have Generation gap!"
Murong Feng really couldn't laugh or cry: "You little brat, you still want to be called an adult! Second brother, it seems that we are really old!"
Murong Feng sneered nakedly at Huo Zhuangzhuang, he turned around and patted the table angrily, "You're the brat! You actually look down on me, you think I'm a sick cat! I'm a person with personality, don't You're pissing me off, be careful I'll show you off!"
I am so happy!
Murong Feng thought with a smile: What kind of woman is this who gave birth to such a child?
Obviously a child, but pretending to be a grown-up portrait!
"What do you want to show me?"
"Stupid! I want to show you and tell you first?"
Thinking of the fat man's appearance just now, Murong Feng's heart broke out in a cold sweat, this kid's evil idea really cannot be underestimated!
He smiled and looked at Xiao Zhengxuan: "Second brother, if this is really your son, then you will be happy! But your temperament is far worse than his, I'm afraid you made a mistake."
Xiao Zhengxuan's heart moved when he heard what his senior brother said, and he also heard that Zhuang Zhuang said that he was only four years old, something flashed in his mind, thinking to himself: "Whether I make a mistake or not, I have to find out which family this child belongs to. "
Xiao Zhengxuan wanted to ask another question. At this time, three men came down from upstairs. When they saw the two people in the hall, they immediately came over to say hello: "Big Brother, Second Brother, when did you arrive?"
The first one who looks like 23 is their fourth junior brother Chen Zheng, and the other two are the fifth eldest Zhang Zhiming and the sixth Tang Rui who came to Kaoshantun more than five years ago.
Murong Feng asked Chen Zheng: "Fourth, has anyone written a better poem today than the master?"
Chen Zheng shook his head and said in admiration: "No. Brother, that kind of poetry is impossible to write without the kind of heart-wrenching experience. It is not written by ordinary people. Listen, ten years of life and death are boundless. If you don't think about it, you will never forget it. Thousands of miles There is no place to talk about the bleakness of a lonely grave. Even if we meet each other, we should not know each other, our face is covered with dust, and our temples are like frost.
Yelai Youmeng suddenly returns home, Xiaoxuan window, is dressing.There is no words to look at each other, only a thousand lines of tears.It is expected that the place where the heart is broken every year, the bright moon night, and the short Matsuoka. "
"If it wasn't for a person who experienced a huge pain of losing love, he could write such words that make people cry? Brother, I am not at this level!"
When Chen Zheng read out today's Jinjin Tea House's poems, Murong Feng couldn't help savoring them carefully. People who have come down from the battlefield don't have a deep understanding of other things, but there are few ordinary people who can compare to life and death. ?
Because next year will be the first spring boudoir after the war, Jin Yucheng accepted Lin Yu's proposal a month ago and set up a student competition in the building. In each issue, the teahouse will produce a poem or word, and those who participate in the competition will hand in ten Copper coins will receive a competition card, and the competition will be held every half a month. Those who write better poems than the original poems will be rewarded with 200 taels of silver and a recommendation letter.
The assessors were the heads of the four major academies in the capital invited by Xuanyuan Bo.
This time, the scholars who came to the capital to take the exam all wanted to try their luck. Today, Xiao Zhengxuan's brothers were not for the award, but to help him find someone.
Tang Rui sat down, took a sip of tea and said, "Second brother, this poem is comparable to the one left to you by the second sister-in-law."
Hearing this heart-breaking poem, Xiao Zhengxuan was immersed in a huge collision. He muttered to himself: "Ten years of life and death are boundless. If you don't think about it, you will never forget it... If life is just like the first time you see it, what is the autumn wind? Painting fans... In fact, those who die and leave don't know, they left in a cool way, but the people who stay are really wanting to break their hearts!"
Zhang Zhiming asked puzzledly: "Second brother, do you suspect that these two songs were composed by the second sister-in-law?"
Chen Zheng chewed two different poems carefully and said: "Impossible! The second sister-in-law was able to write that poem because she had resentment towards her second brother. But this poem about missing his wife should be written by a man."
Murong Feng nodded: "The fourth brother's analysis is correct. These two poems cannot be written by the same person, they should indeed be written by a woman and a man."
Xiao Zhengxuan also shook his head: "It really can't be! It's just that the people who wrote the poems all have the same state of mind. Back then, I didn't know that such an arrangement would make her so sad, but why didn't you love me? Why?"
Seeing Xiao Zhengxuan's sentimental look, Tang Rui was even more dissatisfied with Lin Yu's behavior. He persuaded, "Second brother, there are more than ten million women in the world. You have done what you want, so don't look for it anymore."
Seeing Xiao Zhengxuan's blank look, Murong Feng stopped Tang Rui's words, how can someone who has never loved once feel the pain of longing?
If a lover is said to be someone who can forget, then it cannot be called a lover.
Murong Feng thought of his troublesome little wife, and went to the small lake in a cool manner. If he was told not to look for her, how would he live in the future?
Listening to the grown-ups saying some incomprehensible words, Zhuang Zhuang sat in Xiao Zhengxuan's arms unnaturally, looking left and right, a large group of grown-ups were discussing Uncle Yuzhen's poems, and the audience were discussing who wrote them, So he said stinkingly: "I don't even know this, it's my Uncle Yuzhen who did it!"
Everyone's eyes lit up, but Chen Zheng shook his head: "It wasn't him who did it, we asked him about it."
Everyone was not interested and had to find some lyricist. Hearing Zhuang Zhuang's speech, everyone turned to look at Zhuang Zhuang and asked, "Big brother, second brother, where did you find this little thing? Could it be that you are in the capital?" Adopted?"
Murong Feng pointed at Xiao Zhengxuan and said with a smile: "Someone recognized your second brother as a father!"
"Ah? Is there such a thing? Second brother, does this child look like you? It can't be the pearl you left behind when you came to the capital, right?" In order to make Xiao Zhengxuan happy, Tang Rui deliberately joked.
Chen Zheng on the side sat down and took a closer look at Zhuang Zhuang. He was surprised and said: "Hey, little guy, why did you run into my second brother's arms? Did you see that my second brother looks a bit like you, and started to recognize Daddy again?" right?"
Seeing that Chen Zheng knew the little guy, Xiao Zhengxuan's heart came alive again, and he asked anxiously, "Fourth, do you know this kid?"
Chen Zheng said with a smile: "This kid often hangs around in this building. He is the nephew of the landlord Jin Sanshao! There are not many students who come here who don't know him. Boy, where is your brother Ye Qing? I didn't come with you today ?”
When Xiao Zhengxuan heard that he was Jin Sanshao's nephew, he felt a sense of loss, and his face became gloomy again. It seemed that his hope had failed again, and the brothers felt sad for a while.
Zhuang Zhuang knew Chen Zheng, so he told him proudly: "Uncle, today I ran away from home alone. My brother Ye Qing went to the academy, and it was only me and brother Dengdeng playing at home. He is too young and boring. , I want to come out to play, my mother told me to take my younger brother, I ran away from home in a fit of anger!"
"What? How old are you, little guy? Just learn to run away from home? Your mother will find you in a while, be careful that your ass is blooming!" Tang Rui pointed at Zhuang Zhuang in surprise.
Zhuang Zhuang said dryly: "My mother won't spank my ass! She often told my three uncles that a man has ambitions in all directions, and he must travel the world, see everything, listen to public opinions, and observe public sentiments in order to be a good man." Officer! Didn't I just come here to check on people's sentiments?"
"Pfft! You're here to check people's sentiments? It's a big tone, do you know what people's sentiments are?" Chen Zheng couldn't help laughing when he heard Zhuang Zhuang's strong words!
He was ridiculed for being ignorant!Zhuang Zhuang rolled his eyes and said, "I won't tell you!"
"Hahaha! Cunning little devil!"
Zhuang Zhuang's words made everyone more curious about his mother, thinking that the child's mother must be a strange woman.
Seeing that the adults were all stunned, Zhuang Zhuang felt that it was very boring, so he climbed down Xiao Zhengxuan's legs and said, "Uncle, I have to go back to the third uncle. If he gets angry, he will be stopped by the elder sister in the building." I went in."
Xiao Zhengxuan reluctantly let go of Zhuang Zhuang and said, "Oh, then go quickly, so that adults don't worry about it!"
Seeing the back of the child going upstairs, Murong Feng gave a hint, and Zhang Zhiming immediately followed.
Seeing Zhuang Zhuang go upstairs, Tang Rui asked Xiao Zhengxuan with puzzled eyes: "Second Brother, this kid really looks like you."
Murong Feng laughed loudly: "It's your second brother who looks like someone else! The little guy recognized your second brother as his father just now, and he said that he should be proud of his resemblance!"
Tang Rui asked even more curiously: "You recognize Second Brother as your father? Does he not have a father? Second Brother, there is something wrong with this kid."
Seeing that everyone was very curious, Murong Feng told everyone about the situation just now. After hearing this, several people held their breath and dared not laugh out loud!
After hearing this, Tang Rui asked hesitantly: "Second Senior Brother, could this child be..."
Xiao Zhengxuan nodded and said, "I hope he is! That's why the elder brother asked the fifth to follow."
(End of this chapter)
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