Zhizhang Datang
Chapter 108 I'm Stupid
Chapter 108 I'm a Dude (Happy Holidays)
The Bandit Commander was a majestic man, not even worse than Xi Weizhong in terms of stature, and he was also an enemy that Li Mu told him to focus on. He could be regarded as the most powerful of this group of bandits.
And just looking at his weapons, it was clear that this guy was also taking the brave route, because he used a big hammer that was nearly one person tall, and such a guy was more suitable to be a fierce general.
Originally, he was standing in front of a group of archers led by the fourth master, who was famous for his archery skills, and was shouting in the direction of the door. The shield was protecting him, and beside him stood the third master, who mainly used infantry spears as his main weapon.
After he yelled angrily for the archers behind him to attack, the group of experienced men raised their bows and arrows in the direction of Lin Sen and Ji Xiangruyi without any hesitation, and shot the arrows in one go.
It was just a "click" that was blocked by the roar of the bandit leader, but it made the frightened hands of the fourth master who happened to be standing behind the leader tremble, because the hard bow he was proud of was overwhelmed at this moment. broken.
The long arrow, which was not fully charged, but still powerful, flew out at a very fast speed, aiming directly at the commander in front... the chrysanthemum.
The leader of the chrysanthemum who was attacked felt his ass cool and his ass tightened. He just habitually wanted to relax his ass, but the result was an unbearable burning pain.
He couldn't help howling and let out a cry of pain, he didn't care about the big hammer that he was so proud of, he threw it aside casually, and was about to reach out to grab the long tail that just came out of his buttocks.
The big hammer, which was heavy in weight, crossed a graceful curve, and finally just happened to land on the feet of the third family not far away.
"Without any precautions or worries, you just appeared like this. In my world, you brought me surprises. I can't help myself."
This is probably the best portrayal of San Dangjia's mood at the moment. This big hammer smashed the right foot that San Dangjia used to support, and his left foot was always in a state of being ready to exert strength habitually. The unexpected pain made him stagger to the right, and at the same time couldn't help throwing the spear in his hand.
In the state of force, and with the blessing of painful strength, the speed of the spear was not slow, and it went straight to the second master on the front right without losing momentum.
Originally, the second leader who had been standing at the front of the team with his back turned to everyone, heard his parallel-headed leader screaming in pain, and turned around with concern, wanting to see the situation of the first leader.
The habit of being a sword and shield player made him still put the shield in front of him, but he turned around, and then he turned into an empty door to face the sudden spear throwing.
Originally, he was the second-in-command with high-strength skills that could be attacked and accepted, but he could only watch helplessly as the spear went straight to his crotch with precise aim.
Although he clamped his legs subconsciously, the inertial force of the spear was too strong, and it actually cut through his crotch. He was so proud of it, and even earned it for him from the master. The donkey who took the second head position was taken away entirely.
After being stupefied for a short time, the second leader let out a horrible cry, the high-pitched scream like a capon, which really made those who heard it sad and those who saw it shed tears.
"I wipe!" "I said!" "Oh my God!"
Such exclamation words kept repeating in everyone's mouths, and it felt like it was not enough to express one's shock without swearing.
In the words of later generations, my friends and I were stunned, there is such an operation? !
As the instigator, the fourth master, who caused the other three masters to scream, quietly wanted to shrink back among the archers.
While the other archers who had just woken up from a dream were shocked, they subconsciously moved a little farther away from this seemingly decrepit fourth leader, and instead protruded him to the outside.
Seeing all these changes in his eyes, Lin Sen was in a complicated mood. While witnessing the whole farce, he was also paying attention to the movement of the wave of arrow branches just now.
He basically didn't have to worry about it, but Ji Xiangruyi and the two unlucky ones were still sitting there obediently. When this wave of arrows rained down, he was afraid that it would be...
"What a wave of bear body strokes!"
What shocked Lin Sen even more happened. The archers didn't know whether they were disrupted by the boss's scream, or the level of tacit understanding was too high. lost.
In the end, they were all inserted into the... side of the brothers Jixiang Ruyi, and the two guys were unscathed, not even scratched!
After all, these are the thugs that Li Mu mentioned, and those who can serve as professional archers shouldn't be all so good at it.
Then there is only one conclusion - the two brothers Jixiang Ruyi are the real mascots, the kind with full luck.
If you treat them well, you will have good luck. For example, as long as Lin Sen is around, good things will happen. Sometimes he will meet a lot of delicious prey, and sometimes he will encounter some rare mushrooms. Yidong, it can be said that all wishes come true.
And those who are hostile to them, such as the bandits in front of us, are so unlucky, so unlucky that Lin Sen, who is the enemy of life and death, can't help but shed tears of sympathy for them .
Although the shock in his heart was so strong, Lin Sen didn't delay the business.
Seeing the bandits in a panic, after all, for such a miraculous thing, they must have been a little frightened, fearing that this is the retribution of heaven.
Moreover, several leaders were busy howling, and there was no leader for a while, Lin Sen made a decisive decision and blew the bamboo whistle in his mouth.
The sharp whistle went straight to the sky, and the counterattack began!
First, a wave of arrows rained down most of the archers. The fourth leader who had made great contributions to Lin Sen, because he was isolated from the outside, was the focus of attention, and almost became a hedgehog.
The bandit archers in the other directions were squatting to guard Lin Sen and the others to prevent them from escaping, but they were killed by the bows and arrows shot from the jungle behind them.
Surprised by an unknown number of enemies, the attack can be said to be from all directions. Because of what happened to the leaders, the bandits themselves were a little lacking in courage. They didn't even use the leader to greet them.
Bows and arrows would shoot out from the forest from time to time, and then Li Mu also led people to rush out of the forest at the right time, and went straight to the area where the bandit leaders were originally.
Ghostly figures shuttled back and forth among the bandits, taking away the life of an enemy from time to time, and those who followed were also constantly reaping the lives of the bandits who had no intention of fighting and only cared about running for their lives.
The scene became a one-sided situation, and Lin Sen and his side had already gained the upper hand.
Xi Weizhong and Xi Junqing couldn't hold back either. After shooting all the arrows, they took up their big knives and rushed towards the nearest enemy, leaving only Xi Junmai to help Lin Sen.
With such a rare opportunity to actually fight, Lin Sen certainly didn't intend to let it go.
Some people celebrate today as a single-off festival, some people celebrate today as a carnival, a shopping festival, and of course some people really celebrate today as their own festival!Not sure which one you belong to?The author is more independent. I am not one of the above types. My wife and children are resting, and I am honestly typing at home.
As for chopping hands?It doesn't exist at all, and I can type properly with both hands, mainly because of poverty!There is no online banking, no Alipay, no accounts on various shopping websites such as Taobao, and no Huabei or credit cards. Shopping magic has nothing to do with me.But am I proud?and!No!Have! o(╥﹏╥)o
(End of this chapter)
The Bandit Commander was a majestic man, not even worse than Xi Weizhong in terms of stature, and he was also an enemy that Li Mu told him to focus on. He could be regarded as the most powerful of this group of bandits.
And just looking at his weapons, it was clear that this guy was also taking the brave route, because he used a big hammer that was nearly one person tall, and such a guy was more suitable to be a fierce general.
Originally, he was standing in front of a group of archers led by the fourth master, who was famous for his archery skills, and was shouting in the direction of the door. The shield was protecting him, and beside him stood the third master, who mainly used infantry spears as his main weapon.
After he yelled angrily for the archers behind him to attack, the group of experienced men raised their bows and arrows in the direction of Lin Sen and Ji Xiangruyi without any hesitation, and shot the arrows in one go.
It was just a "click" that was blocked by the roar of the bandit leader, but it made the frightened hands of the fourth master who happened to be standing behind the leader tremble, because the hard bow he was proud of was overwhelmed at this moment. broken.
The long arrow, which was not fully charged, but still powerful, flew out at a very fast speed, aiming directly at the commander in front... the chrysanthemum.
The leader of the chrysanthemum who was attacked felt his ass cool and his ass tightened. He just habitually wanted to relax his ass, but the result was an unbearable burning pain.
He couldn't help howling and let out a cry of pain, he didn't care about the big hammer that he was so proud of, he threw it aside casually, and was about to reach out to grab the long tail that just came out of his buttocks.
The big hammer, which was heavy in weight, crossed a graceful curve, and finally just happened to land on the feet of the third family not far away.
"Without any precautions or worries, you just appeared like this. In my world, you brought me surprises. I can't help myself."
This is probably the best portrayal of San Dangjia's mood at the moment. This big hammer smashed the right foot that San Dangjia used to support, and his left foot was always in a state of being ready to exert strength habitually. The unexpected pain made him stagger to the right, and at the same time couldn't help throwing the spear in his hand.
In the state of force, and with the blessing of painful strength, the speed of the spear was not slow, and it went straight to the second master on the front right without losing momentum.
Originally, the second leader who had been standing at the front of the team with his back turned to everyone, heard his parallel-headed leader screaming in pain, and turned around with concern, wanting to see the situation of the first leader.
The habit of being a sword and shield player made him still put the shield in front of him, but he turned around, and then he turned into an empty door to face the sudden spear throwing.
Originally, he was the second-in-command with high-strength skills that could be attacked and accepted, but he could only watch helplessly as the spear went straight to his crotch with precise aim.
Although he clamped his legs subconsciously, the inertial force of the spear was too strong, and it actually cut through his crotch. He was so proud of it, and even earned it for him from the master. The donkey who took the second head position was taken away entirely.
After being stupefied for a short time, the second leader let out a horrible cry, the high-pitched scream like a capon, which really made those who heard it sad and those who saw it shed tears.
"I wipe!" "I said!" "Oh my God!"
Such exclamation words kept repeating in everyone's mouths, and it felt like it was not enough to express one's shock without swearing.
In the words of later generations, my friends and I were stunned, there is such an operation? !
As the instigator, the fourth master, who caused the other three masters to scream, quietly wanted to shrink back among the archers.
While the other archers who had just woken up from a dream were shocked, they subconsciously moved a little farther away from this seemingly decrepit fourth leader, and instead protruded him to the outside.
Seeing all these changes in his eyes, Lin Sen was in a complicated mood. While witnessing the whole farce, he was also paying attention to the movement of the wave of arrow branches just now.
He basically didn't have to worry about it, but Ji Xiangruyi and the two unlucky ones were still sitting there obediently. When this wave of arrows rained down, he was afraid that it would be...
"What a wave of bear body strokes!"
What shocked Lin Sen even more happened. The archers didn't know whether they were disrupted by the boss's scream, or the level of tacit understanding was too high. lost.
In the end, they were all inserted into the... side of the brothers Jixiang Ruyi, and the two guys were unscathed, not even scratched!
After all, these are the thugs that Li Mu mentioned, and those who can serve as professional archers shouldn't be all so good at it.
Then there is only one conclusion - the two brothers Jixiang Ruyi are the real mascots, the kind with full luck.
If you treat them well, you will have good luck. For example, as long as Lin Sen is around, good things will happen. Sometimes he will meet a lot of delicious prey, and sometimes he will encounter some rare mushrooms. Yidong, it can be said that all wishes come true.
And those who are hostile to them, such as the bandits in front of us, are so unlucky, so unlucky that Lin Sen, who is the enemy of life and death, can't help but shed tears of sympathy for them .
Although the shock in his heart was so strong, Lin Sen didn't delay the business.
Seeing the bandits in a panic, after all, for such a miraculous thing, they must have been a little frightened, fearing that this is the retribution of heaven.
Moreover, several leaders were busy howling, and there was no leader for a while, Lin Sen made a decisive decision and blew the bamboo whistle in his mouth.
The sharp whistle went straight to the sky, and the counterattack began!
First, a wave of arrows rained down most of the archers. The fourth leader who had made great contributions to Lin Sen, because he was isolated from the outside, was the focus of attention, and almost became a hedgehog.
The bandit archers in the other directions were squatting to guard Lin Sen and the others to prevent them from escaping, but they were killed by the bows and arrows shot from the jungle behind them.
Surprised by an unknown number of enemies, the attack can be said to be from all directions. Because of what happened to the leaders, the bandits themselves were a little lacking in courage. They didn't even use the leader to greet them.
Bows and arrows would shoot out from the forest from time to time, and then Li Mu also led people to rush out of the forest at the right time, and went straight to the area where the bandit leaders were originally.
Ghostly figures shuttled back and forth among the bandits, taking away the life of an enemy from time to time, and those who followed were also constantly reaping the lives of the bandits who had no intention of fighting and only cared about running for their lives.
The scene became a one-sided situation, and Lin Sen and his side had already gained the upper hand.
Xi Weizhong and Xi Junqing couldn't hold back either. After shooting all the arrows, they took up their big knives and rushed towards the nearest enemy, leaving only Xi Junmai to help Lin Sen.
With such a rare opportunity to actually fight, Lin Sen certainly didn't intend to let it go.
Some people celebrate today as a single-off festival, some people celebrate today as a carnival, a shopping festival, and of course some people really celebrate today as their own festival!Not sure which one you belong to?The author is more independent. I am not one of the above types. My wife and children are resting, and I am honestly typing at home.
As for chopping hands?It doesn't exist at all, and I can type properly with both hands, mainly because of poverty!There is no online banking, no Alipay, no accounts on various shopping websites such as Taobao, and no Huabei or credit cards. Shopping magic has nothing to do with me.But am I proud?and!No!Have! o(╥﹏╥)o
(End of this chapter)
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