gossip princess

Chapter 73 Someone Is Farting
"Scary, someone is farting, I'm wasting my time!" Qian Manduo heard Le Han's smiling voice, his face turned black, his chrysanthemum tightened again, and he couldn't help turning around and running away.

Not long after, Le Han came out of the latrine, saw no one outside, looked suspiciously at Xiao Bai and asked, "Where did she go?"

Xiaobai tilted his head, and his golden eyes stared at a vegetable field to the east. There was a melon field not far from the vegetable field.

Where is she going to send it?
Le Han looked at the melon shed from a distance, chuckled softly, and said casually: "It's not a waste to use materials on the spot, and I can't tell that she is still a thrifty person."

Because of this, he still felt unsatisfactory, so Xiaobai called Zhao San to explain: "I'm a little thirsty, so I went to the melon patch to pick a watermelon."

Zhao San answered yes, braving the scorching sun and hurried to the melon field to pick melons for him.

Qian Manduo was pulling his stomach when he suddenly heard footsteps, his face was shocked, his stomach was cramping, he became constipated nervously, his forehead began to sweat, he held his breath and listened carefully to the sound of footsteps.

After a while, the footsteps got closer and closer, and it was estimated that the person coming was less than five meters away from the shed.What should we do, leave here or stick to our positions?This is a very serious issue that requires deep consideration.

The footsteps became more and more exhausted, and suddenly Zhao San's familiar rough voice came from outside the shed: "Why is it so stinky, who is taking revenge on the melon field again!"

Look at the hearts of the people, at first glance, it is full of anger and resentment!
The people-like voice made Qian Manduo burst into tears, and his excitement was beyond words: "Zhao San, the head of the family borrowed the shed to use the toilet, and you stayed outside."

"Second Master?" Zhao San was surprised, and stared blankly for a long time, "Second Master, why did you come here to shit? Isn't the toilet empty?"

Mentioning this brought tears to his eyes, Qian Manduo was extremely angry, and said through gritted teeth: "There is a sweeping star at the door, who would dare to go to the toilet when it stares at me?"

"The second leader is talking about Xiaobai?" Zhao San imagined the scene of Xiaobai guarding the toilet, and immediately broke into a cold sweat, pinching the cold sweat for the second leader.

"Xiaobai, this name suits him very well. He is small and white-headed, so he just fits the name. It seems that Le Han still has the ability to choose names." Qian Manduo suddenly let out a loud fart when he was excited, In an instant, the embarrassment on his face was extremely awkward, and the black line fell straight down.

Zhao San silently chose to be deaf and listen, and turned to pick melons in the melon field.

Hearing that his footsteps moved a lot farther away, Qian Manduo breathed a sigh of relief, covered his nose with one hand, and asked Zhao San in a low voice, "You have stayed here as a slave for the past six months, and never thought about going back to the cottage? Look at you Isn’t this virtue a woman, wild flowers are blooming everywhere in the world, and house flowers are easy to perish, so why bother to poison a single flower to death.”

"Second Master, you are also a woman, so don't speak too harshly." Zhao San rolled his eyes and reminded Er Master to be careful with his words when persuading him.

"Fart, I'm trying to comfort you, understand?" A fool, no wonder the girl doesn't want you.Too excited, there were several loud farts in the shed, and then it was quiet.

Zhao San was ashamed, and muttered in a low voice with a dark face: "The second master is farting."

At this time, Qian Manduo really thought that his hearing was not too good. Hearing Zhao San's words, he growled with a stinky face: "Don't change the subject, answer the question of the head, why don't you go back to the village, and be punished by the police?" Is it fun to be enslaved, or is it better for that weird person Le Han to give you Gao Yuefeng?"

As soon as this matter was mentioned, Zhao San was filled with grievance and sadness, and immediately burst into tears to complain: "Second master, this master is an evil spirit, I shouldn't have dragged Xiao Taohua to Banpoya..."

"Wait, does this matter have anything to do with Xiao Taohua?" A suspicious voice came from the shed.

"Second Master, don't interrupt me. After listening to it, you will understand everything. It's a bloody lesson, it's miserable..."

"Get to the point!" Qian Manduo reminded Zhao San with a black line.

Zhao San immediately withdrew his words and got back on track and continued: "That day I took Xiao Taohua to Banpoya to send a token of love, but Xiao Taohua didn't seem to like me, and she refused to accept my jade hairpin. I felt so sad, so sad. I still insisted on giving the jade hairpin to Xiao Taohua and decided to become her big brother next door to protect her, but Xiao Taohua still refused, so we pushed back and forth, and if I was not careful, I was pushed to the edge of the cliff and fell on broken stones."

Oh, so that's the case, no wonder Xiao Taohua cried so much on the day he disappeared, and a month later she quarreled and shaved her hair and became a nun.

"After falling off the cliff, I was rescued by my master Le Han when I was seriously injured. This kid is a weirdo. He doesn't take money for medical expenses. He insists on making me a handyman to do farm work and sweep the yard. Sometimes he has to risk his life to try new medicines. Medicine. Handyman No. [-] has been turned into a fool by him. He came to Youyaoju a year earlier than me, and since he became stupid, he has completely become a person who tries new medicines. Very pitiful!" Zhao San thought of the silly handyman On the [-]st, the whole body was shivering.

"Well, it sounds a bit hateful and deserves to be beaten." Qian Manduo nodded in agreement, and then remembered something. She was the new handyman No. [-] in You Yaoju, Zhao San was No. [-], and No. [-] was stupid and sat every day. There was a smirk on Tianlong, it seemed that only handyman No. [-] hadn't seen it.

"Have you seen Handyman No. [-] in the half year since you came here?" No. [-] seemed very interesting, and it was worth asking.

"Ah?" Zhao San's complexion changed drastically, and he didn't dare to speak. Le Han seemed to have heard the conversation in the distance, and was looking at him with cold eyes. The second handyman was Le Han's scar, and whoever promoted him died early.

Zhao San wiped off his cold sweat, and ran away holding the watermelon he picked: "Second master, the master is still waiting for me to send the watermelon, so I'm leaving first."

"Stop!" At some point, Qian Manduo had finished his work, and walked out of the dilapidated shed with a relaxed expression.

Seeing her coming out, Zhao San was even more flustered. With the gossip of the second leader, he must ask the bottom line to break the casserole. Although he knew about the number two matter, he dared not say it. The two were less important, so he had no choice but to run away. .

"Okay, I've been a handyman for half a year, and I'm good at it!" Qian Manduo looked at Zhao San's back as he fled in a hurry, smiled evilly, and squeezed his knuckles to prepare for violent enforcement of the village rules.

That night, Zhao San was beaten into a pig's head, and had to fully confess about Handyman No. [-] during Qian Manduo's torture to extract a confession.

For the sake of safety, the conversation had to be kept secret. Zhao San carefully led Erdangjia all the way outside the melon shed under the moonlight. He planned to enter the shed, but remembered that Erdangjia had used the toilet during the day, so he had to stay outside.

The two squatted outside the latrine, and Zhao San looked around very carefully before speaking, making sure that no one dared to speak: "Second Master, I can only tell you this matter secretly, and I can't let the boy surnamed Le know, otherwise Number Two will be arrested." Come back and toss to death."

"I know that, so you don't need to worry about it." Qian Manduo rolled his eyes to signal him to get to the point.

Zhao San lowered his voice and said with a bit of reproach: "I blame the second leader for his unscrupulous business..."

"Huh? Is my mother's business not serious?"

Qian Manduo was so angry that her voice was raised in vain, so scared that Zhao San rushed forward, covered her mouth with his hands, and apologized beggingly: "I was wrong, please, the second master, don't make loud noises, and the kid surnamed Le will find out carefully." .”

(End of this chapter)