Adorable disciples from heaven: God, please respect yourself

Chapter 1 I am a little bird

The bright sun shines on the earth through the clouds, and the warm breeze blows over her face, making her feel even more flooded.

It was a good time to take a nap, but she actually hid in the clouds and counted the immortals coming and going, how stupid she was.

Since she traveled here a month ago, she has spent the whole day like this, eating, drinking, sleeping, and ignoring other things.In heaven, such rice worms live every day, how can they not grow flesh?If she hadn't worked hard to practice flying every day, maybe she would be a dingy meatball.

Tianhou Empress's Peach Blossom Conference was held as scheduled, but she was just a sparrow who hadn't cultivated to become a fairy. No, she wasn't even a demon, she just had some psychics.

It is extremely ridiculous to say this, thinking that in her previous life, after completing a task, she bought a bunch of grilled bird racks to reward herself. She planned to eat more, but the bone got stuck in her throat and she couldn't straighten it out for a while. He was so angry that he choked to death.It's really a person carrying it on their backs, and even drinking saliva feels like stuffing their teeth.

Isn't it just a luminous cup from an unknown dynasty, but she traded her life for it. I really don't understand if the boss will go to her house to find her after he finds out that she hasn't appeared many times.If you find her corpse, you must treat her corpse kindly. Although it would be ugly to choke to death, she is considered to have died of work anyway!

Xia Xiaoxiao thought about it, but was attracted by a very fragrant smell.

When it comes to food, her nose is naturally more sensitive than a dog's. At this time, she smelled such a fresh smell, and she must be a good thing. She has been pecking at peaches every day, and she is about to become a monkey. It's time for a new one. Taste it.

She turned around very lively, and then set her sights on a group of slim women, with fluttering sleeves and long, white arms, they must be so-called fairies, they are really pretty, with She had a fight in her previous life.

It is often said in the book that after time travel, everyone will become a beautiful woman, but she didn't. Instead, she became a dingy little sparrow. This difference is too big!Even if she is not a beautiful woman, she should at least be a person with hands and feet!

It took seven days and seven nights to accept the fact of becoming a sparrow, but now that I think about it, I am not calm anymore. Why is all this?Didn't she just have the word "little" in her name, plus she likes to do some sneaky things, she has offended someone, and turned into a little sparrow. Not only is her body small, but her head is even smaller, which completely hinders her. The development of her high IQ of the new human beings in the 21st century.

"Cuckoo" is hungry, let's not think about those entangled things for now, the world is big, and eating is the biggest thing, if anyone prevents her from eating, she will definitely work hard.

Xia Xiaoxiao flapped her wings twice and flew down from the clouds, but unexpectedly bumped into someone.

"Ouch! Who doesn't have eyes? I can't see such a big size. It seems that it is necessary to deepen the prescription of glasses." Xia Xiaoxiao flapped her wings twice with some headaches, and her heart was full of complaints.

Yu Jingxuan dragged the small bird in his arms to his hand, seeing its dingy body, it looked like a sparrow, and frowned in displeasure, just about to throw it away , and saw the little sparrow speak.

"Handsome, you look delicious (beautiful)."

tasty?Is this ugly bird hungry?He didn't pay attention to her, but reached out and threw her away. Since he was hungry, he went to find bugs to eat. He didn't have time to play with her.

Seeing that this handsome guy is so indifferent, Xia Xiaoxiao really doesn't want to hook up with him, but this cold temperament just suits her appetite.Dust flew up from the ground, and then landed on the shoulder of this handsome ice guy.

"Ugly little bird, get down."

His voice was like the cold wind in December, making her shiver in bursts.It simply left his shoulder and got into his chest.

A fleshy thing drilled into his chest. Although he didn't like it very much, the warm feeling of the flesh was quite comfortable, so he didn't open his mouth to stop it.

Xia Xiaoxiao found an extremely comfortable position in his arms, and then stretched.This handsome guy's embrace is much more comfortable than Baiyun's, not only warm, but also soft, and more importantly, the faint bamboo fragrance helps to sleep.

"My lord, why are you staying outside the Pantao Conference instead of going in?" The Taoist priest in a white fairy robe slowly walked towards him.

Yu Jingxuan originally wanted to take out the ugly little bird in his arms, but he met an acquaintance in front of him, so he gave up that idea. Molested, what a shameful thing this is!

"I'm planning to go in. Now that I've met Taiyi Xingjun, let's go together." Archer stepped forward with his usual expression, as if nothing happened just now.

Tin Hau has three daughters in total, and in such auspicious days, they will definitely come out to show their talents one by one.I saw three women in red, purple and white dance clothes coming from the sky. Don't think too much, these are the three princesses Yuhongluan, Yuzixiao and Yubaixuan.

The big red dance clothes are like flames, flying wildly in the air; the purple Changxiao blew out a melodious sound, with a brisk rhythm, and matched with that crazy dancing posture, it really complements each other and looks extremely festive.

Thinking of such a perfect cooperation, the three princesses must be helpless, but unexpectedly, when she opened her mouth, her voice like an oriole in the valley quickly brought people to a secret place, it was really wonderful!

At the end of the song, all the immortals gave thunderous applause, but Yu Jingxuan just casually picked up the cup in his hand and drank it down, as if he hadn't even seen the scene just now.

After drinking a cup of fine nectar and jade liquid, the aroma instantly overflowed, and even the whole body became warm. This jade liquid is indeed the treasure of the Queen of Heaven, and it is indeed not comparable to ordinary products.

Xia Xiaoxiao was shocked by the sudden warm current. What happened to this handsome guy? Why did his body suddenly become so warm? She couldn't get used to it. small head.

In an instant, a clear and mellow smell penetrated into the tip of her nose. Isn't this the smell she smelled on the road before, but now she smells it so clearly, could it be that this delicious food is right in front of her eyes?

Her chubby body quickly got out of Yu Jingxuan's arms, and ran to the table, and finally stopped in front of a cup, the aroma came from it.

Yu Jingxuan had already noticed that she had gotten out of her clothes, and after coming to the Pantao Conference, he almost forgot about such a thing, so seeing her gray body, he was still stunned for a moment .

When he wanted to grab her, she had already knocked over the cup, and the jade liquid in it drenched her thoroughly from the beginning to the end.

(End of this chapter)