I ruined the earth

Chapter 55
"Master! Look at the sky! There is a big iron bird in the sky!" Jiang Xiaoguo excitedly grabbed Jiang Zhe's pants, jumped onto Jiang Zhe's shoulders, rode on Jiang Zhe's neck, and pointed at the big iron bird in the sky. Call.

Then the girl pointed to a group of people in the distance and shouted: "Master, look quickly, there are so many little juniors!"

Jiang Zhe was stunned when he heard the sound, and sure enough, there were a group of young girls in the robes of Yunwu Jiange walking down the street in the distance.

Jiang Zhe was puzzled, he had never seen these disciples in the Yunwu Jiange.

At this moment, the owner of the canteen next door smiled: "What kind of brother, they are all counterfeit goods."

Jiang Zhe walked over and asked, "What do you mean? It's all fake?"

The boss looked at Jiang Zhe with a smile and said, "What? You don't know?"

Jiang Zhe looked down at his clothes, and then remembered that he was still wearing the robe of Yunwu Jiange, and he didn't even take off the mask representing Yu Zhe.

Obviously, the boss also regarded him as a counterfeit.

Jiang Zhe coughed dryly and said, "Same as me?"

The boss laughed loudly and said: "This is not nonsense, you young people like to follow the trend and follow the trend. But then again, the robes of Yunwu Jiange are very beautiful. By the way, brother, where did you buy this robe? It feels like the material Not bad, isn't it cheap?"

Jiang Zhe asked back, "Where did they all buy it?"

The boss said: "On the Internet, this kind of robes are sold out in online stores now, with prices ranging from low to high, but such a good material as yours is really rare."

At this moment, a cry came from not far away.

When Jiang Zhe turned his head, he saw the little fox running back. Not far behind her, there was a snot-nosed baby crying loudly.

Look at the little fox holding a lollipop impressively in his hand, and winking at him, as if he hastened to run.

Jiang Zhe's face turned dark immediately.

Jiang Zhe grabbed the little fox's clothes and lifted her up.

The little fox was lifted into the air, spun around naturally, and finally faced Jiang Zhe, grinning at Jiang Zhe: "Hee..."

Jiang Zhe snatched the lollipop, walked over and gave it back to the snot-nosed baby, and then gave the little fox a hard look: "You are not allowed to steal things from children!"

The little fox put his hands behind his back, raised his head, looked at the 45-degree angle, wrinkled his nose in disapproval and said: "If you like it, don't let others snatch it... I always snatch it in the mountains... "

Only then did Jiang Zhe remember that when the two of them met, the little fox was just using stealth tricks.

Moreover, foxes seem to feel justified in stealing from others.

The two of them didn't dare to say that they had enough food and clothing before, but they did, so the little fox never had a chance to cheat, kidnap and steal.

In Yunwu Jiange, all kinds of resources are more than enough, and she doesn't need to do that.

So much so that Jiang Zhe forgot to set rules for this little thing.

Thinking of this, Jiang Zhe raised his hand to her little head and said, "No snatching or stealing from now on, you know?"

"Isn't it okay for adults too?" The little fox asked unconvinced.

Jiang Zhe nodded: "No way!"

The little fox immediately took out a wallet from his pocket and handed it in, then pointed to the shop owner and said, "The old man's."

Jiang Zhe suddenly had black lines all over his forehead...

The store owner quickly searched his pockets, but the wallet was really gone.

Jiang Zhe hurriedly sent it to someone else. Fortunately, the shop owner was easy to talk to, and the little fox was indeed cute.People are so unreasonable, they are very tolerant towards cute and beautiful things.

Not only was the boss not angry, but he thought the little fox was cute and gave her a lollipop.

Regarding this, Jiang Zhe could only smile wryly.

Along the way, Jiang Zhe walked behind, and the little fox walked ahead happily with a lollipop in its mouth. There was no way, Jiang Zhe was afraid that if this little thing didn't pay attention, it would do something like a chicken and a dog.Must watch closely!

Even so, the little thing is not honest.

When passing by the clothing store, she screamed excitedly, pointing to the clothes inside and shouting: "Master, Master, that dress is so beautiful! No one has looked at it yet!"

Jiang Zhe was sweating profusely on his forehead, and he could understand that his clothes were floating around, but what does it mean that no one is watching?Are you trying to steal something again? !

Seeing this, he rubbed the space between his brows, and dragged the little thing away from the transparent window.

"Master, why don't those tin bastards leave?" The little fox pointed to the driveway in front of the traffic lights.

Jiang Zhe rubbed the space between his brows again, gritted his teeth and said, "How many times have I told you? It's a car, a car, a car!"

The little fox snorted and said, "Why is it called a car? Didn't he get angry? Or should he be angry before he leaves?"

Then the little fox yelled at the cars: "Big idiot! Big idiot...Master, he has such a character, he doesn't get angry."

Jiang Zhe said weakly: "That's a car, not anger."

"Then why is it called a car and not a tin bastard?" the little fox asked.

Jiang Zhe said: "Because in the earliest days, the engine in the car did not burn oil, but a steam engine. Do you know steam? Steam is..."

Jiang Zhe was weak along the way, but patiently taught the little fox about cars.

When he was a child, Jiang Zhe asked: "Do you understand why it is called a car now?"

The little fox stared at Jiang Zhe with wide eyes, and asked something that made him collapse: "Ah? Were you talking to me just now?"

Jiang Zhe froze for a moment, then asked, "I was talking just now, didn't you hear me?"

The little fox scratched his head: "I thought you were talking to yourself, but you didn't listen."

"Since when did you not listen?"

"Just when you said steam."

"what!!!!!!"

Jiang Zhe looked up to the sky and howled...

When Jiang Zhe's wailing ended, the little fox asked cutely: "By the way, Master, why is it called a car?"

"Not a car!"

The little fox was at a loss: "What's that called?"

"Tin bastard!"

"Oh... as expected, it's called Tiepi Wangba."

Jiang Zhe: "@#￥......"

The two walked through the city all the way, and then walked along the highway, heading straight to the bay area known as the first bay of the Xiangjiang River.

There, as Jiang Zhe had seen before, was a place where a large number of fish gathered.

In the end, after walking not far, I saw the police blocking the road ahead, many cars turned back, and pedestrians were not allowed to pass.

After inquiring, Jiang Zhe found out that since it was on the news, the number of people going to the first bay of the Xiangjiang River to see the fish nests has skyrocketed, so that it was once overcrowded.

For the sake of safety, the road can only be temporarily closed, unless the residents inside are not allowed to enter at all.

At this moment, Jiang Zhe saw a police car driving past with a commercial vehicle.

"Expert again."

(End of this chapter)