Big Song Xiaohou Ye

Chapter 160 Li Ce's Means

"Xiwen, these people may be the envoys of the Liao Kingdom. You just came back, so it's better not to be troublesome, so as not to get burned." The man's companion pulled his lapel and reminded in a low voice.

"Are we people who are afraid of things? When you enter the Great Song Dynasty, you must obey the laws and regulations of the Great Song Dynasty. If the emperor breaks the law, he is as guilty as the common people, let alone a few Liao people." The man turned his head and said righteously.

His companion looked a little embarrassed, shook his head and sighed.

"Who are you?" the Liao leader asked.

"Song people!" The man replied loudly.

"Hmph, just you, a scholar with no strength to restrain a chicken, can you stop me, a warrior of the Liao Dynasty?" the Liao man sneered.

"There are so many people here, can't you see?" The man stretched out his hand and sneered.

"Do you think everyone else is the same as you? Besides, I am the envoy of Daliao. Is this how you Song people treat guests?" This Liao man was quite cunning.

"The ones who respect us are our guests, and the ones who deliberately make trouble are our enemies!" the man said coldly.

"Okay!" Guan Zhen couldn't help shouting.

When the man said such a remark, many people nodded in agreement.

The Liao people concluded for a while, and he was able to speak eloquently, so how could he be the opponent of these scholars.

"Hmph, you Song people are sharp-tongued, I won't waste my words here with you!" Liao people turned around and left after speaking.

"Stop them!" The man shouted, and suddenly two people rushed out from behind him and stopped in front of several Liao people.

"Things that don't know how to live or die!" The Liao man in the lead shouted angrily, and suddenly stretched out his hand to grab the person in front of him. This Liao man shot very fast, and he was actually a master of martial arts. He was directly grabbed by the neck and lifted up.The leader of the Liao people is Yelu Xinghe, a general in the Liao army. He is used to fighting and brave, and he is well-known in the Liao army. Moreover, the Liao people have always looked down on the Song people. In their eyes, the scholars in the Song Dynasty are all They are nerds who have no power to restrain their chickens, so they are nothing to be afraid of.

Seeing that Yelu Xinghe made a move, his companion also attacked the other Han. The two Hans were ordinary servants who only knew some superficial skills. How could they be the opponents of these Liao people? land.

The man's face became extremely ugly, his companion pulled him again and said, "Xiwen, forget it."

"No, as long as I, Fan Zhongyan, are here today, I will never let them leave!" the man said angrily, and strode towards those Liao people after speaking.

Li Ce was shocked - Fan Zhongyan?Oh my God!He just felt his head explode!Could this person be Fan Zhongyan? !

The leader of the Liao people saw Fan Zhongyan approaching without fear, with a cruel smile on his face, he clenched his right fist tightly, and shot when he got close.

Li Ce hurriedly shouted: "Mr. Fan, be careful!" He had just finished shouting when Yelu Xinghe raised his right fist.

"Save people!" Li Ce yelled, and rushed out in one stride.

Yelu Xinghe sneered, raised his fist and punched Fan Zhongyan, but Fan Zhongyan was fearless, and he also clenched his right fist to parry.But at this moment, he suddenly felt a huge force pushing himself out.

"Bang!" There was a muffled sound, and Yelu Xinghe let out a "Hey", he stared suspiciously at the young man in front of him, this young man only looked around twenty, he looked weak and weak, he did not expect to be able to receive a punch from himself And unscathed.

The young man in front of him was undoubtedly Li Ce. In an emergency, he didn't care too much, and pushed Fan Zhongyan out. He knew that Fan Zhongyan in history didn't know martial arts. .

Fan Zhongyan also understood that it was Li Ce who blocked the punch for him just now, and he clasped his fists at Li Ce gratefully and said, "Little brother, thank you for your shot."

"I have admired Mr. Fan's name for a long time. When I saw Mr. Fan's demeanor today, he really deserves his reputation! You are welcome, Mr. Li Ce." Li Ce laughed.

"Have you heard of me?" Fan Zhongyan asked suspiciously. He was only a magistrate at this time, and this time he was ordered to serve in Beijing. There were hundreds if not thousands of magistrates like him in the Song Dynasty. At the stage, the name was not very famous, so Li Ce said that he had heard of his name, and he was a little surprised.

"Haha... Mr. Fan who worries about the world's worries first, and enjoys the world's joys later, who knows who doesn't know who doesn't?" Li Ce said adoringly.

"Worry about the world's worries first, and enjoy the world's joys later?" Fan Zhongyan was startled, and stared at Li Ce with wide eyes.

Seeing his surprised look, Li Ce's eyelids twitched and he said, "Did I recite it wrong? No, everyone who has taken Chinese classes knows this famous sentence."

"I didn't expect that my younger generation in the Song Dynasty had such a talent. Xiwen, I opened my eyes today! Haha... Good! Good! Worry about the world's worries first, and enjoy the world's joys later! So bold! So responsible!" Fan Zhongyan said like Drinking alcohol, his face was flushed, and he looked extremely excited.

Li Ce was taken aback, could it be that Fan Zhongyan hadn't written this famous sentence through the ages?It's broken, it's broken, I actually sold a big ax in front of Lu Ban's door...

"What's your name, little brother?" Fan Zhongyan seemed to have forgotten that there were Liao people around him, and started talking with Li Ce instead.

"Sir, just call me Li Ce." Li Ce stole someone's famous line just now, feeling somewhat guilty in his heart.

"Hey~ little brother has such ambition, I, Xiwen, feel ashamed, I am a few years older than you, you can just call me brother Xiwen." Xiwen is Fan Zhongyan's cousin, he is 33 years old, It can be regarded as the same generation as Li Ce.

Haha...the two looked at each other and laughed, feeling like they hated seeing each other late.

"You want to keep our Daliao warriors just because you are a little baby? You really don't have anyone in the Song Dynasty, haha..." Yelu Xinghe looked around at the Song people who were watching the excitement, and laughed wantonly.

Li Ce didn't want to argue with him, but this guy was obviously despising himself, and besides, they had already hurt someone, according to Fan Zhongyan's temper, this matter must not be let go.

Sure enough, Fan Zhongyan said: "My Song Dynasty is a country of etiquette. You Liao people have always been rude and mean. We didn't have the same knowledge as you, but today you hurt someone and want to leave in a big way. It's too disrespectful to put us in Song Dynasty. It's in my eyes."

"Hmph, didn't you just play with you girls? It's an honor for us Daliao warriors to play with you girls!" Yelu Xinghe was getting drunk at this time, and he was getting more and more arrogant and had already started to play tricks.

Li Ce finally got angry, this guy is too arrogant and domineering, this is the capital of Song Dynasty!You Liao people cannot tolerate being trampled on like this.

"Then I want your mother to be honored as well." Li Ce said lightly, his voice was not loud, but everyone around could hear him clearly.

"Haha..." Song people all burst into laughter, especially Guan Zhen laughed the most exaggeratedly.

"You're looking for death!" Yelu Xinghe's face turned livid instantly, and he took a sudden step forward, wanting to grab Li Ce's collar.

Li Ce quickly took a step back, and Di Qing stood in front of him in an instant, blocking Yelu Xinghe's movement.

"Brother Fan, just leave this matter to my two brothers." Li Ce smiled and pulled Fan Zhongyan aside.

Yelu Xinghe looked at Di Qing with a cold face, and came out another person who was not afraid of death. If you Song people are not allowed to experience the military power of Daliao today, you will not let it go. Song people are so troublesome!

Yelu Xinghe suddenly hugged Di Qing in a bear hug, and fell to the ground. He was big and thick, like a brown bear. With such a sudden killing move, everyone looked sideways in shock.

"Huh?" Yelu Xinghe was stunned again, he hugged Di Qing, but he didn't move him, he mustered all his strength, but Di Qing's feet seemed to grow on the ground, and he didn't move at all!

Di Qing looked at him with a sneer, Yelu Xinghe blushed, and suddenly elbowed him in the heart!
"Pa" Di Qing reached out his hand in time to block his elbow, and then he slashed at Yelu Xinghe's neck with a palm knife in his left hand.After years of fighting on the Yelu Xinghe battlefield, he instinctively felt a gust of cool wind blowing from the back of his neck, and he hurriedly lowered his head and rolled on the ground, hiding aside.

Although Yelu Xinghe dodged the blow in embarrassment, he also figured out Di Qing's background. This handsome young man is extremely skilled in martial arts. I am afraid that he is not his opponent. I made up my mind to make a quick decision, not to delay it for a long time.

"Let's go together, go back to bed after playing." Yelu Xinghe greeted the other three.

The four immediately surrounded Di Qing and stared at him covetously.

Guan said angrily, "Aren't you shameless? You can't fight alone, so you want to win more? Second brother, let me help you!" As he said that, he was about to rush forward.

"Guan Zhen, a few Liao dogs can't do anything to me." Di Qing said mockingly.

"Kill him!" A Liao man roared, pulled out his dagger and stabbed at Di Qing, and the rest of them also yelled and attacked him.

Di Qing dodged, dodged the dagger, and kicked the man's rear buttocks. The Liao man was already rushing fast, but Di Qing kicked him from behind again, and rolled out immediately.

At this time, another Liao man had already punched him with his right fist. Di Qing didn't give in, grabbed his right fist, raised his leg high, and kicked him flying.

Yelu Xinghe let out a roar, and rushed towards Di Qing with the other remaining companion, one attacking left and the other attacking right, trying to make Di Qing unable to parry.Yelu Xinghe's fist hit Di Qing's right rib directly, while the other person directly hit his left rib. Seeing that he was about to hit Di Qing, Di Qing suddenly took a step to the left without moving his body, and flashed to Yelu Xinghe's right side in an instant. He raised his foot and kicked Yelu Xinghe's crotch viciously!

Yelu Xinghe suddenly saw Di Qing flashing, and lost his target in front of his eyes, his heart skipped a beat, he thought it was bad!Then there was a sharp pain in my crotch, and a strong force came like a mountain, and my body flew out, and another Liao man was directly knocked away by him.

"Good skill!" Fan Zhongyan couldn't help but praise.

Just as Li Ce was about to introduce them to the two with a smile, he was taken aback for a moment. He remembered something: Fan Zhongyan was Di Qing's half master in history!Di Qing learned the art of war from him.

"Brother Li, what are you thinking?" Fan Zhongyan asked when he saw that he was a little lost.

"Oh, it's nothing, it's nothing, I just remembered something suddenly, haha." Li Ce said.

Seeing that he didn't speak or ask, Fan Zhongyan turned to Yelu Xinghe, who was lying on the ground, and said, "Just now two of my servants were injured by you, and now you have suffered, so the matter is settled, but girls You still have to pay for the medical expenses.”

At this time, Yelu Xinghe's bones seemed to be falling apart, and his body was in terribly painful pain, but he still refused to give in. He gritted his teeth and said: "How dare you be rude to my Daliao envoy, I will report your state to your emperor!" !"

Li Ce shook his head secretly, it's not enough to deal with people like Yelu Xinghe who just preached blindly, he must have some serious information.He walked slowly to Yelu Xinghe's side, stretched out his foot and kicked him and said, "I won't talk nonsense with you, I just ask you if you will pay or not, if you don't pay, I will find someone else to torment you just now. you."

Yelu Xinghe endured the pain and laughed, "I'm a man, so why don't you find a few girls from Song Dynasty to serve me?"

Li Ce said lightly: "I will find a few bitches to serve you."

Yelu Xinghe suddenly frowned and said proudly: "We Daliao warriors can't be scared, it's just a few vicious dogs, I don't know how many hungry wolves have slaughtered in my life!"

Li Ce smiled coldly and said, "Are you sure? Well, let you try it. I can guarantee that you will never forget it. I will strip all of your clothes, tie your hands and feet, and find Four bitches, fed them the strongest aphrodisiacs, and then locked you all in a room, geez, it's exciting to think about."

quiet!Absolute silence!The noisy crowd just now suddenly fell silent... Everyone was deeply shocked by Li Ce's words, this kid... is cruel enough!
Fan Zhongyan couldn't help but his cheeks twitched twice. He looked at Li Ce with some embarrassment, but Li Ce remained as if nothing happened.

Yelu Xinghe's face turned pale in an instant, and even his eyes were a little blank. He even forgot about his body. At this moment, he felt a chill rising from his tailbone, and goose bumps appeared on his body...

Li Ce continued to talk to himself: "I heard that there is an aphrodisiac called Qiyan Hehuansan in this world. I feel domineering just by hearing the name. How about feeding each of you a little and throwing you in, will it be effective? How about something better?"

boom!Everyone only felt that the sky was thundering, and the three views were completely destroyed...

Fan Zhongyan took a step back quietly, regretting that he called him a brother and brother just now, this guy looked gentle on the surface, but he didn't expect to be so fierce on the inside!

Yelu Xinghe looked at Li Ce with his mouth half open as if he was stupid, Li Ce coughed lightly and said, "I really want to challenge myself, right?"

Yelu Xinghe shook his head violently, he swallowed and said, "How much is the compensation?"

Li Ce looked at Shopkeeper Qian. At this moment, Shopkeeper Qian was still immersed in the scene of the rolling sky and thunder. He didn't say until the woman next to him poked him, "Including the medical expenses, the total is 150 taels."

Li Ce said to Yelu Xinghe, "A total of 300 taels."

"Isn't it 150 taels! I heard it all." Yelu Xinghe said with a straight neck.

Li Ce didn't speak, but just stared at him with such an unkind expression. Yelu Xinghe's psychological defense line had already collapsed at this time. The corners of his mouth twitched twice, and finally said dejectedly: "It's only 300 taels."

The imperial street in front of the Fanlou gate was already brightly lit. Li Ce and Fan Zhongyan were walking on the road. Fan Zhongyan couldn't help but shook his head and said with a smile: "Brother Li is really doing extraordinary things. Today is also an eye-opener for me."

Li Ce said modestly: "It's just a small trick, what Brother Fan is doing is the great way."

"Haha... You and I hit it off right away. If it wasn't for Brother Tomorrow, I still have something important to do. I must have a few drinks with you tonight." Fan Zhongyan stopped in his tracks, and a carriage appeared behind him, which seemed to be coming. pick him up.

Li Ce nodded and said: "I also benefited a lot from talking with Brother Fan. I will ask Brother Fan when I have the opportunity in the future."

"Okay, I don't know where you live, little brother, and what are you doing?" Fan Zhongyan asked before getting into the carriage.

"Eh..." Li Ce pondered for a while, he didn't know what to say, he really didn't know how to describe his current state.

"Haha...it's okay, I live near Taiping Xingguo Temple, you can go to see me when you are free." Fan Zhongyan turned and got on the carriage.

"Brother, is this person famous? I've never seen you respect someone so much." Guan Zhen couldn't help asking after seeing Fan Zhongyan leave.

"It's not just famous, Di Qing, you have to learn a lot from this person in the future." Li Ce suddenly said this.

Di Qing looked at him suspiciously, Li Ce laughed and said, "You don't need to ask me, you will understand in the future."

(End of this chapter)