Big Song Xiaohou Ye

Chapter 178 Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Meeting ([-])

Yan Shu waved his hands and said, "Everyone, this year's Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Club will still be hosted by the old man. First of all, I would like to thank you all for coming to join me. Today, all of you present here are the young heroes of my Song Dynasty generation. I am very grateful to be sitting with you." Ah, haha... well, I won't say much else, this year's poetry fair is still in the old rules, so some people who are participating for the first time may not understand, so Mr. Zhang will explain the rules to everyone."

The person called Mr. Zhang is called Zhang Yuan, and it can be said that he is the deputy host of this poetry meeting. This person is very famous and knows everything about poetry and songs.He came from a poor family, but he studied hard since he was a child. When he came to the capital six years ago, he was a blockbuster. Many people in his batch were obviously not as talented as him, but they all passed the Jinshi examination, but he was the only one who lost his name every time.

Zhang Yuan is 26 years old this year. He has wide cheeks, thin body and pale complexion. He has studied hard for a long time, which makes his body not very good.

Many people here know Zhang Yuan, and they not only envy his talent, but also sympathize with his experience.Especially some bold women, when they saw him get up, they were already scrambling to wink secretly.

Li Ce secretly said: Whoever said that women in ancient times were reserved, but today these so-called beauties see the talents they like, and they don't hide it. See how they are all young, even compared to men.

Everyone in Zhang Yuanchao arched their hands and said: "This year's poetry meeting consists of two parts. The first is to guess the crossword puzzle. You can specify who will guess it, or you can rush to answer it, but those who can't guess it will be fined. If you have a good work, just show it."

After Zhang Yuan explained a few words, he cupped his hands again and said, "The first crossword puzzle will come first, everyone listen carefully."

He paused for a while and said: "Wearing a square hat on his head and a bow on his chest, I ask you where to go? Catch big bugs in the deep mountains."

Zhang Yuan's doggerel was quite funny, and several girls were amused by him.After he finished speaking, he added: "Guess whatever you want, I'm just throwing bricks and attracting jade." After speaking, he sat down again.

A girl who was winking earlier stood up immediately and said, "It's the word for bow and arrow."

Zhang Yuan shook his head with a smile, and everyone looked at it with disdain, how could it be so simple.

The girl didn't give up and said again: "There is a bow on the chest, isn't it just a bow..." The expression was a bit coquettish.

Zhang Yuandao: "What about wearing a square hat and catching big bugs in the mountains?"

The woman bit her lips lightly as if thinking, but then she smiled and said: "Okay, I'll drink." She held up the wine glass to respect Zhang Yuan, covered her face and drank.

Li Ce patted his thigh and said, "This chick is amazing. Even if she guesses wrong, she must be the first to stand up. The purpose is to attract Zhang Yuan's attention. It's a pity that this person is not a man, otherwise he must be a master at picking up girls."

Zhao Qin'er whispered: "You think everyone is like you, and there's nothing shameful in guessing wrong. It's not as embarrassing as you think."

Li Ce didn't argue with her, just smiled and drank on his own. What kind of poetry meeting, fan meeting is not bad.

At this time another woman stood up and said, "I guess it's the strong character of a robber. I don't know if Mr. Zhang is right?" The woman got up together, and Li Ce and Zhao Qin'er were surprised at the same time. This person was actually Princess Zhao Ziyu, Zhao Ji's son. Sister, why is she here?It's just that because she was sitting in the second row, neither of them noticed her just now.

Zhang Yuan smiled and nodded, "How to solve it?"

Zhao Ziyu glanced at Zhang Yuan with joy, and said with a coquettish smile, "Wearing a square hat on your head is a word for word, a bow on your chest is a word for bow, and catching big bugs in the deep mountains is a word for worms. These three words come together. Isn't together a strong word?" After speaking, he giggled.

Zhao Ziyu is naturally charming, she just smiles like that, she has a charm that confuses all living beings, everyone present has long been attracted by her, and after hearing her explanation, they all nodded in admiration, unexpectedly, a girl guessed it first, and Still a big beauty!

The appearance of Zhao Ziyu caught Zhang Yuan's attention. He was wondering whose family this girl was, why she had such an outstanding temperament, and what was even more rare was that she was also quick-witted. He had never seen her in the previous poetry conferences.

Zhang Yuan nodded and said: "Young lady is really quick-witted, I drank this glass."

Zhao Ziyu said coquettishly, "Mr. Zhang is really a good drinker."

In terms of appearance alone, Zhao Ziyu is indeed a great beauty, but she is not so beautiful that people are intoxicated. The main reason is her charming and soft temperament, especially her seductive and charming eyes. There are spring waves surging inside, any man who sees it will have the idea of ​​wanting to ravage her!
Several sons of aristocratic families have been secretly inquiring about Zhao Ziyu's life experience.

But a voice lazily said: "Don't ask around, you can't climb that person."

"Master Ding, you have seen and learned a lot, so you must recognize this little lady, tell me about it?" a talented man said wretchedly.

It turned out that this person was the youngest son of Prime Minister Ding Wei——Ding Qi. He got a ticket at a high price, and mixed in with a bunch of dudes from aristocratic families, just to make a fool of himself.

Ding Qi is rich and powerful, and there are countless girls around him on weekdays, but those girls are all ordinary things, even if they are as beautiful as flowers, they are just vases with no connotation. After a long time, Ding Qi will naturally get bored, don't look at him I am an idiot, but I also like talented women.So he wanted to take the opportunity of this poetry meeting to search for a few female talents. His idea was that although I have no talent, my young master, I have wealth!

Ding Qi was flattered by these dandies, and proudly said: "This is Princess Yonggu of our Great Song Dynasty, the elder sister of King Xiao Yuan, just you guys who want to miss her like this? Don't take a pee." Take care of yourselves."

The dudes were dumbfounded when they heard this, it turned out that she was a princess!Several people couldn't help looking at Zhao Ziyu in awe, they couldn't afford to offend this little girl.

Zhao Ziyu waited for Zhang Yuan to finish drinking, gave him a seductive smile, and then sat down.

Zhao Qin'er enviously said: "I never thought that sister Ziyu would be so talented."

Li Ce sneered and said, "What kind of talent? I think those dirty talents around her thought it up for her, right?"

He pointed to the scholars around Zhao Ziyu, and Zhao Qin'er saw some scholars whispering to her.

At this time someone stood up again and said: "Xiao Ke also has a crossword puzzle, going out of the East China Sea, entering the West Mountain, writing the time square, and drawing the time circle."

"It's simple, it's the day of the sun." As soon as he finished speaking, someone stood up and said.

The scholar who solved the mystery shook his head, raised his glass and drank.

In the middle, there were people constantly solving riddles and puzzles, and the atmosphere of the poetry meeting was very harmonious.

Zhao Qin'er listened with gusto, nervous and excited from time to time, but Li Ce was drowsy at the side, guessing words, what's the fun.

Li Ce was thinking about the Sanhe Chamber of Commerce today, when Zhao Qiner suddenly poked him and said, "Do you know?"

Li Ce was taken aback and said, "You know what?"

"A crossword puzzle, there is no half tile on the top, no place to stand on the bottom, a gourd is hung on the waist, and the mouth is full of yin and yang." Zhao Qin'er whispered anxiously.

"Damn, how could someone come up with such a weird crossword puzzle, how would I know." Li Ce rolled his eyes and said.

Zhao Qin'er couldn't help being anxious, biting her lip and thinking hard.

But Zhao Ziyu laughed and said: "Sister Qin'er, can't you guess it?"

Only then did Li Ce know that it was Zhao Ziyu who asked Zhao Qin'er to solve the riddle by name. He thought hard for a while, but he really couldn't figure out what the word was. Crossword puzzles are not his specialty, so let him answer the two couplets. How many more can he cover.

After thinking for a long time, some people got impatient with the wait, Zhao Qin'er finally said dejectedly: "I can't figure it out, I'd better have a drink." She picked up the wine glass, covered her face and took a drink.

First, there was a girl who was so charming that everyone couldn't stand it, and now there was another girl who was pure and like a fairy. This year's poetry meeting was dedicated to these two girls, and it was a worthwhile trip!A group of talents commented and sighed one after another, but these people pretended to just appreciate the comments on the surface, but those pairs of hungry wolf-like eyes, that faint green light never left the girl!
Although Li Ce saw pairs of naked eyes cast here, he didn't care about these so-called talents at this time.

He was worried about Zhao Qin'er drinking. Although he wanted to stop her from drinking, he had no choice but to make a rule in advance. If the loser drinks, he can't openly cheat.

"What is the word?" someone asked.

"Why don't we try it next time," Zhang Yuan said.

"Wow, Zhang Dacai is really powerful." A girl said in a nympho.

"I guess it's a divination word. There are no tiles on the top, no ground on the bottom, and there is a dot on the waist. I don't know if it is right?" Zhang Yuan said slowly.

"Mr. Zhang is indeed a great talent, yes, it is a divination word." Zhao Ziyu said.

I thought it was over, but just as Zhao Ziyu sat down, another person beside him got up and said, "I also have a crossword puzzle, and I want to ask the girl just now to guess it."

Zhao Qin'er's face changed, it's me again?
As soon as Li Ce slapped the table, he would scold his mother. Isn't this an obvious bully!

Zhao Qin'er stopped him with her eyes, and replied reluctantly: "Please tell me, my lord."

The man smiled and said, "There are Tang Yu, but Yao and Shun don't; there are Shang and Zhou, but Tang and Wu don't; there are ancient sayings, but there are no modern texts." After finishing speaking, he looked at Zhao Qin'er and waited for her to answer.

Zhao Qin'er frowned, and began to meditate hard.

Li Ce stared at the scholar with big eyes, his eyes were full of threats, the boy asked you to stand in for others, and when we leave this garden later, let's see how the young master will deal with you!
Zhao Qin'er thought for a long time and still couldn't figure it out. Li Ce also helped to think hard, but he also had no idea. He didn't know anything about Shang Zhou Yaoshun.

Zhao Qin'er was helpless until she lowered her head again and said, "I admit defeat." She picked up the wine glass, frowned and drank it down again.

"Haha... the girl is good at drinking." The scholar who figured out the mystery said in admiration.

"I don't know if anyone else can guess?" The man continued to ask.

Yan Shu knew the two princesses, and when he saw the two of them pinching each other, he felt a great headache. He decided to come out to save the situation and said, "This riddle, I will solve it. In fact, the answer is simple. It's just a hole. Tang Yuyou, Yao Shun There are none; there are Shang and Zhou Dynasties, but there are none in Tang and Wu; there are ancient sayings, but there are none in modern texts, so what is it if it is not words?"

Li Ce lowered his head and thought, it seems that this is really the case, and I don't know how these people can come up with so many twists and turns, they are really full.

"Master Yan has a great opinion, Xiaosheng admires it." The man complimented Yan Shu and sat down again.

As soon as he sat down, another person got up and said, "Since this girl is so good at drinking, I would like to ask you to guess."

fuck!again?

"Damn! How shameless?" Li Ce finally couldn't help but slapped the table and scolded.

Zhao Qin'er's face was flushed after drinking two glasses of wine. If this girl gets drunk later, why send her back?So Li Ce couldn't let her drink, both public and private.

Everyone was waiting to see this little beauty drink, but Li Ce would suddenly attack. His loud shout stunned everyone present.

Zhao Qin'er blushed and pulled his skirt, asking him to sit down, but Li Ce waved his hands and said, "There are so many big men bullying a little girl. You are not ashamed, but you still claim to read some sage books and respect the way of Confucius and Mencius, and the sages will teach you." Are you this?" Li Ce scolded the man who stood up and covered his face.

The scholar was dumbfounded, obviously he had never encountered such a situation before, he was furious when he was reprimanded by Li Ce in public, and immediately retorted: "Don't you hear that a gentle lady is a gentleman..."

"Your uncle! How dare you call yourself a gentleman? Although I don't read much, I know that a gentleman doesn't take advantage of others." Li Ce cursed again before he could finish speaking.

"It's an insult to the gentleman!" The standing scholar was trembling with anger, and wanted to scold him, but in front of so many people, he couldn't hold back his face.

"Where did this kid come from?" Someone asked.

"To be able to sit in the first row, he must either have outstanding literary talent or a prominent family background. Seeing how domineering this kid is, he must be a dude. It's better not to provoke him." Some people commented.

Ding Qi's complexion changed drastically, and the few friends beside him were very surprised when they saw him showing a rare expression of fear. This Ding Qi is usually fearless, and he walks sideways in the whole capital. Who can make him so panicked.

One of them whispered, "Master Ding?"

Ding Qi shuddered, and said in a low voice: "Why is this evil star here? He came with the princess."

"Evil star? What evil star? And the people you, Mr. Ding, are afraid of?" Someone laughed.

"You know what! The girl opposite is Princess Yongyu! That's His Majesty's younger sister, the only daughter of the Empress Dowager! The white-faced kid next to him is a celebrity in front of His Majesty. Damn, how could he even come to participate in today's poetry ceremony as a general?" Yes." Ding Qi cursed angrily.

When the dandies heard this, they were even more shocked. How could there be two princesses in this poem today?And it seems that these two princesses are still a bit at odds?Looking at Ding Qi's expression again, he is naturally not afraid of the princess, could it be the white-faced boy he mentioned?

Afraid of making things worse, Yan Shu stood up and said, "Everyone guessing crossword puzzles is just for entertainment. Don't take it seriously. Don't hurt your temper. This young man is also too impulsive in fighting against injustice. You are also wrong. You can't catch anyone alone." Let’s pour it? The poetry meeting will continue, so how about everyone taking a step back?”

Yan Shu was a peacemaker, she didn't want to offend either of the two princesses, so she comforted both of them.

"Master Yan is right. Although this kid is arrogant and vulgar, those people have gone too far." The gifted scholars and beauties who watched the excitement discussed.

Now that Yan Shu had spoken, the scholar who got up didn't dare to make things difficult any more, he shook his head and was about to sit down, but Li Ce suddenly said: "Wait a minute, isn't it just an anagram, I can do it too, just listen to me. "

The scholar was taken aback for a moment, the boy was still unwilling to let it go, he actually asked his name to answer.

Zhao Qin'er was touched by his righteousness, but she also knew that he was an idiot, how could he know how to solve crossword puzzles, but don't make too much of it, so she would not embarrass him later, she gently tugged on his lapel to ask him to sit down.

Li Ce waved his hands and sneered, "It's okay, I'll test them too."

(End of this chapter)