Daming female push officer

Chapter 173 Brother, Hurry Up!

Chapter 173 Brother, Hurry Up! (one more)
But after those two ghosts almost overdid...

Then they turned back and continued arguing on their own.

It's just that this time, both of them behaved very carefully, and they didn't see the wretchedness just now.

The white-clothed ghost with a white face let go of the red-clothed collar, slowly puffed out his chest, raised his little finger, stroked his beard one by one, and said thoughtfully: "Unknowingly, you and I are talking about Such profound questions!"

The red face also took a step back, shaking his head like an old pedant, "Very, very! It seems that you and my brother still care about the world and pay attention to people's hearts."

Bailian clapped his hands, and shouted excitedly but without losing his grace: "Brother Yu has another proposal!"

"Oh? Please tell me, brother!" The red-faced expression was also very respectful.

"I see this woman, at the last moment, burst out with a strong desire to survive. Although she couldn't protect herself, she aroused huge energy, and finally reversed the baby's fate. This is the first time that Brother Yu meet."

"Very true, very true, this is the first time my little brother has traveled for two thousand years."

"So, Brother Yu suggests, make another bet!"

The corner of Yun Xi's mouth was about to twitch and froth came out.

What's happening here?Seeing that she is awake, do you just pretend to be dignified?
When she is deaf or blind?
Such a brazen face-to-face display!It's just devoid of conscience!

Wait, she couldn't help but slap herself, what the fuck!Around around, I pretended to be sour.

The white-faced ghost glanced at Yun Xi who was struggling, and smiled, "I bet her desire to survive is extraordinary, and in the next life, it will be..."

must what?
Yun Xi was very pleasantly surprised. Could it be that she will create some kind of legend in her next life? !

But this is not the most important thing. What is important is that she will keep her divine knowledge until the next life?
Is it because of her extraordinary talent that she is entitled to live an extra life?
Time travel or rebirth?
Yun Xi's eyes were shining brightly.

If she is really reborn, she promises to study hard and improve every day, and torture all the scum!
But I heard the white-faced ghost slowly say: "I bet her desire to survive is extraordinary, and in the next life, she will definitely be more resistant to beatings!"

With a puff, Yunxi spurted out a big mouthful of old blood.

She also thought that she would say: The next life must be extraordinary, must be awesome, etc., but in the end it is resistant to beatings!
She wants to beat and beat them both now!
Who would have thought that the red-faced Guicha Lanhua flicked her finger, and she became a shining ice sculpture when she was so angry!
She cursed in the bottom of her heart!
It is said that the King of Hades is easy to see, but the imp is hard to deal with. She only really saw it today!

God!It's so arrogant to be so big!
As if seeing what she was thinking, the red-faced ghost errand smiled slyly, then turned to his companion and said, "I don't think so, no matter how evil a person is, there is always kindness in his heart, let alone this girl is not so evil as to be insane." , that formidable power is the power of rare books, it only depends on how far people can arouse it."

The white-faced ghost snapped his fingers and said excitedly: "That's great! Since you and I have different positions, it's easier to gamble! The bet is still 1000 years!"

The red-faced ghost stroking his beard and laughing loudly, "Very good! Very good!"

As he spoke, he waved his hand, motioning the boy with a fair face to get closer, "Where do you think you should go for the experiment?"

The white-faced ghost said with a mysterious smile: "Just before the apocalypse, since then, people's hearts will be in chaos, and the world will gradually become a Shura field where human lives are not as good as humble dogs."

The smile in his eyes became more sinister, "At that time, we have escaped the uprising of the people, the looting by the officers and soldiers, the persecution by the traitors, the crushing by the upstarts, the internal weapons, and the gold and iron hooves. , there are self-harm and mutual harm over there, all kinds of things are more than enough to test her!"

Although the movements were whispers, the voice was so loud that every word entered Yunxi's ears clearly and abnormally, piercing her heart like a knife!

She stood there blankly like a popsicle, but a hundred thousand beasts galloped past her heart!

Although the academic qualifications are average, I have also heard of millions of wise people killing each other, and I have even heard of the Jiading Three Massacres, all kinds of hellish scenes of leaving their hair without leaving their heads.

Oh my god!O earth!
Hurry up and send an angel sister to wake me up!
If you can't wake up, come and rescue me!

Next time, I must study hard and make progress every day, and I will never mess with any black skills!
"Sister Angel is not in the same system as us, don't be too naive!"

At some point, the two ghost messengers had an extra baseball bat in their hands.Among them, the red-faced and long-bearded man looked at Yun Xi, holding a stick in his hand, and smiled maliciously.

She felt a white light flash before her eyes, and she exclaimed, and her body quickly shrank into a shining baseball.

"Baseball is not in the same system as you!" Yun Qiuqiu cried and shook, "What are you guys doing?"

"Do a good job!" The red-faced ghost guard bent over and looked at Yun Qiuqiu with a smile.

The white-faced ghost couldn't help nodding, "No, if you didn't save that child before, or if you were a complete villain, you would have gone to hell long ago. Wouldn't it be a great thing to have another life?"

"Besides, this bet is of great significance. No matter how you think about it, we are all too great! Hahaha" the two laughed together.

"Then choose another place, wouldn't it be better? For example, the prosperity of Wenjing, Kaiyuan, Renxuan, Kanggan, etc., it is more reliable to experiment!" Yun Qiuqiu still did not give up the last hope, "Otherwise, modern times will be reborn. That's fine too!"

In fact, she only wants to go to the last one. Once she succeeds, the economic situation is under control, and she can wake up laughing from sleep.

The ghost messengers completely ignored her suggestion and started guessing their fists on their own.

"Rock paper scissors! Rock paper scissors! Rock paper scissors!"

Yun Qiuqiu suppressed his voice, another [-] grass-mud horses galloped past in front of his eyes!

"I will produce scissors and you will produce cloth! Haha! I won! I will swing this stick!" The white-faced ghost dancer jumped up and down happily, without the slightest ghost-like aura at all.

Then, with a swing of the baseball bat, the cloud ball flew out in an instant!

Yun Qiuqiu howled silently, flickered in the blue sky, and then disappeared.

All the way, light and shadow overlapped and changed, and when she opened her eyes again, she took a deep gulp of water.

"Woo... woo..." She covered her mouth and quickly blocked the little air left in her lungs.

Large pieces of silver bubbles rose and shattered in front of the eyes, and shattered into large pieces of dark blue cold water.She shook her head, looking hard at the surrounding situation, her soft long hair fluttered in the water, intertwined with blue or green strips of water.

Surrounded by water, she raised her head as hard as she could, and she saw a faint cloud of sunlight, swaying with the water patterns.

Just as she was about to go upstream, she suddenly saw a silver chain break through the water, passing by her hair, and go straight to the bottom of the water!It was at that moment that Yunxi captured the three souls and two souls of Yunnan.

After that moment, Yunxi embarked on the road of becoming Yunxi.

Yunxi closed her eyes lightly, the smokey past was swirling in her mind, making her time stop.

In the hallucination, she seemed to have passed a century, but in reality, the time had only passed by in the blink of an eye.

Yunxi didn't know why when he deduced Yao Guangbai, it would trigger his deepest memory.

But now that he is awake, he can no longer fall into self-pity and cannot extricate himself in vain.

What she has to do now is to clearly explain Yao Guangbai's tricks.

"I still remember that time it was in the kitchen. Yunxi was only eleven or twelve years old, and she was very naive. She felt that white flour was scattered in the air, especially like snowflakes. So she turned out of the kitchen while the cook was lighting the fire. The biggest flour sack in the bag, and commanded the servants to climb to the highest point, and threw the whole sack of flour into the air with the cook on their backs."

At this point, Yunxi turned to Yunnan, and asked as if seeking advice: "Brother, do you still remember that time, the idea of ​​hanging the flour bag in the air to pretend it was snowing was your idea."

The corner of Yunnan's mouth twitched, and he was stunned for a moment, and a forced smile appeared in his phoenix eyes: "That time, when my father told us the allusion of Xie Dongshan's nephews and nephews who were studying and teaching in Xie Dongshan, "What does the snow look like?" Hu'er replied: "Sprinkling salt in the air can be imitated." Xie Lingjiang replied: "If the catkins are blown by the wind." At that time, you had to find another way, and insisted: "The noodles are hung upside down on a swing." Let me give you an idea."

Yunxi's mischievous experience in childhood was just nonsense, but she wanted to use a reasonable argument to explain the principle of powder explosions in later generations, so she forced Yunnan to serve as a foil.

But she didn't expect that Yunnan would do such a good job as a foil, citing scriptures and allusions at her fingertips, and portraying it so vividly that even she herself almost believed that those past events really happened.

Taking advantage of the warm atmosphere created by Yunnan, Yunxi hurriedly continued: "As a result, when the air was covered with powder, the cook happened to light the firewood on the other side, and I was hiding outside the door, trying to get out from here." Looking at the snowy scene from a distance, I almost lost my life..." "What happened?" Xi Dailun asked urgently.

"Huge explosions, bright red flames, and servants and cooks covered in fire." At this point, the expression on Yunxi's face suddenly became serious, and his voice became much lower, "When the dust is in the When it is densely covered in mid-air, if an open flame is ignited, a big explosion will occur, and the more the powder flies in the air, the larger the explosion will be."

Following Yunxi's depressed and depressed tone, the people in the room became inexplicably solemn for a moment.

Some people were imagining the tragic scene in Yunxi's mouth, while others recalled the two big explosions that happened in succession before.

It was a sea of ​​flames that spread rapidly, and the tumbling flames completely engulfed the people in the courtyard in an instant.

Wails, screams, groans, and cries intertwined and intertwined, almost piercing people's eardrums.

"So... tonight's big explosion was flour?" Yang Tuo murmured in disbelief with the light of surprise in his long and narrow eyes.

"It's just white flour, can it have such a great lethality?" Han Qianhu tilted his head and looked at the faces of the people around him, as if he still couldn't believe it.

Yunxi nodded solemnly, "This is indeed hard to believe, but as long as Li Gongfang makes a bow that can eject flour sacks, or some simple mechanism, aim at the place where many torches are inserted in front of you. A small open space can verify the authenticity."

"Scribe Yun, I believe," Li Ru stepped forward and said, "If it was a cannon, there would definitely be a house in the yard that was smashed by the cannonball or a big hole in the ground, but these are all No. More importantly, under the guidance of scribe Yun, we found traces of flour on the ground hit by the hidden weapon of white smoke!"

As Li Ru said, he removed the powder evidence bag collected earlier from his body.You took an empty wooden tray from the evidence table, poured the powder on it carefully, held it with both hands, and brought it to everyone one by one.

Everyone looked down, and they saw that there was still a bit of white in the black, black, yellow and yellow powder poured on the tray.

"My dear mother, who would have thought that just some white noodles can be more powerful than artillery!" Xi Dailun couldn't help exclaiming, and the boss Bian also clicked his tongue in amazement.

Under Yunxi's request, Han Qianhu, Fu Shengliang, Yang Tuo, and Hu Ke all twirled the powder with their own hands.Han Qianhu even squeezed some, put them in his mouth and smacked them.

"Well, it's indeed flour." Han Qianhu moved his eyes, smacked his lips, and nodded suddenly after a while.

Only Tang Qixing who was sitting on the couch seemed to be frozen, without any expression.And Yin Sanyu standing behind him has been watching him intently.

"Actually, whether it's the smog firecrackers, the hidden fireworks, or the later flour mechanism, it should be Tang Tiqi's fog trap that he set up in order to escape smoothly after killing Mr. Yang." Yunxi straightened up. Looking at Tang Qixing, he said with a light smile, "Although he didn't fully understand the trick of stealing dragons and turning phoenixes formulated by our torture room and Master Yang, he still planned for the worst. It's said that there are three caves for cunning rabbits, but our Tang Tiqi, or the bandit Yao Guangbai set up more than three escape protections?"

Everyone followed Yunxi's gaze and looked at Tang Qixing together.

Although the current Tang Qixing lowered his head a little, making it hard for people to see the expression on his face, but everyone felt that there was a faint cold light on him.

Yunxi walked slowly towards Tang Qixing while talking, "However, what I admire even more is that these mechanisms, which were originally used as escape cover, were temporarily changed in just a moment. And that time In an instant, when Tang Tiqi saw the black cat that was deliberately put into the mourning hall, he was not stimulated by the expected smell. After that, the black cat hesitated for a moment, but ran to the next door instead. At that time, our brother and sister and Yin Butou were in On the top of the wall, I saw a black cat, wandering on the wall for a while, presumably the black cat was sending a signal to Tang Tiqi. In this very short period of time, Tang Tiqi temporarily changed his plan and moved The props used for defense are directly used as offensive weapons. The quick response and the level of design before and after the short-term trick operation are really impressive."

Speaking of this, Yunxi had already walked in front of Tang Qixing, Yin Sanyu feared that Tang Qixing would explode and hurt Yunxi, so he tensed up every nerve in his body, hoping to subdue Tang Qixing before Tang Qixing made a move!

Tang Qixing kept his head down and said nothing.

Yunxi walked to the couch, stretched out his hand, wiped Tang Qixing's boots, and said with a smile: "It seems that Tang Tiqi hadn't changed into Yao Guangbai's clothes when he was handling the flour. There's a lot of white flour left."

Hearing this, Yang Tuo closed his eyes and let out a long breath, as if he had finally settled his mind and could finally relax a bit.

Han Qianhu's face was full of clouds, he looked at Tang Qixing with complicated eyes, but his hand holding Xiu Chundao tightened unconsciously.

Tang Qixing finally raised his head slowly, with a strange smile on his pale face, "I have said so much, but I still haven't said why I pretended to be Yao Guangbai? As a Jinyiwei with infinite glory, why should I Want to pretend to be a thief? A stupid thief who is willing to give all the jewels to poor people, who can kill Yang Zhou several times, but wants to make it difficult for himself to reveal his plan? In a case, witnesses and physical evidence are of course important. But motivation is equally important, isn't it? Without motivation, it is possible to wrongly judge the case. For a genius who comes from a family of officials, isn't it the greatest shame not to be able to find the criminal's motive?"

Tang Qixing stared straight at Yunxi with bloodshot scarlet eyes.His voice was very soft, but with strong ridicule and provocation.

Not knowing whether it was captured by his gaze or stopped by his question, Yunxi was really speechless for a while.

If it was said that Tang Qixing had been hit by her seven inches before, then now it was her turn to be hit by him.

Because this question was also something she couldn't figure out.

Because a person will not target or even be hostile to himself or the social class he belongs to.

But Tang Qixing was a member of the bureaucratic system of Ming Dynasty, and Yao Guangbai had always targeted corrupt officials and mediocrity, even if he was a wealthy businessman, he would not take action.The contradiction between them is really the dead spot of reasoning that she can't figure out.

"Your motive is very simple." A cold male voice suddenly sounded faintly.

For a moment, everyone's eyes were attracted by Yunnan, which was speaking again.

Even Tang Qixing's attention was attracted.

Tang Qixing looked at the calm Yunnan, and suddenly let out a low laugh. At the end of the laugh, he even raised his head, put his hands on his chest, and trembled slightly.

"What are you laughing at?" Yunxi glared at Tang Qixing as if she had been insulted.

"I laugh at your brother for being too mysterious!" Tang Qixing smiled slowly, and glanced at Yunxi contemptuously, "Not to mention how complicated Yao Guangbai's previous actions were, let's just say that this time he targeted the Yang family. Not only are there too many inconsistencies in what he does, but the targets he targets are even more complicated, how can the motives of the wealthy people and Bai Lianzhu be so simple?"

Just as Yunxi was about to argue, she was stopped by Yunnan's raised hand.

Yunnan took a few steps forward, with a calm face, and said, "Sometimes, the more complicated the reason behind the incident, the simpler it is."

"Then what kind of simple method is it?" Tang Qixing tilted his head and looked at Yunnan with a smile.

"It's so simple that it can be described in two words." Yunnan smiled faintly.

"Which two words?" Tang Qixing raised his eyebrows.

 I am a small footnote O(∩_∩)O haha~
  The scriptures quoted by Nange are published in "Book of Jin·Wang Ning's Wife Xie's Biography" and "Shishuoxinyu·Words".
  Xie An Hanxue tasted the inner collection every day, and lectured on the essays with his children.

  This story tells the story of Xie Anxie Dongshan in the Eastern Jin Dynasty when he was teaching his children.

  Hu'er is Xie Lang, and Xie Lingjiang's Ling Jiang is the character of Xie Daoyun, a strange woman in Chinese history.

  Among them, the white snow is so similar, the salt is sprinkled in the sky, and the willow catkins are blown by the wind are all famous poems in history.

  And "noodles hanging upside down on a swing" was added by Yunnan according to the context of Yunxi Baimian and Yunxi's character, and the copyright belongs to Jiuwei O(∩_∩)O haha~
  I've been really busy these days, I gritted my teeth and vomited blood and persisted in the daily nine thousand middle school o(╥﹏╥)o
  The first update will be delivered today, and the second update will be delivered at ten o'clock later

  
 
(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like