Big Joe, Little Joe loves me

Chapter 252 The Tiger's Butt Can't Be Touched
It is said that a little farewell is better than a newlywed.

Liu Gan didn't feel this way before, but now that he met Da Qiao, he really experienced this feeling for a while.

Especially the night before going home, looking at the dots of stars above his head, what Liu Gan was thinking in his mind was all about Da Qiao.

The lover complains about the night, and the lovesickness begins at night.

That night, Liu Gan deeply felt the lovesickness in Zhang Jiuling's poem.

Later, Liu Gan woke up all the people before dawn, rushed all night like an arrow, and finally returned home at noon.

"Miss, you're getting thinner."

This was the first line Liu Gan uttered after seeing Da Qiao.

Da Qiao snuggled into her husband's arms, and said with a sweet smile, "Is there any? Are you dazzled? Why do I think I have gained weight? Recently, when I looked in the mirror, my face became round."

Liu Gan looked at Da Qiao's face carefully, and said with piercing eyes: "No, it's still so beautiful. There is a saying that a beautiful woman takes flowers as her appearance, birds as her voice, moon as her god, willow as her form, and beauty as her body. Jade is the bones, ice and snow are the muscles, autumn water is the posture, and poetry is the heart. Before, I never believed that there is such a beauty in the world, until I met you, my lady, I finally know what a real beauty is!"

Da Qiao's eyes were as clear as a lake, and she exclaimed: "Is the king's mouth wiped with honey today? With flowers as her appearance, the moon as her god, autumn water as her posture, and her poetry as her heart, I am so impressed by this beauty." I can't bear it!"

"Why can't I afford it? If my wife can't afford it, who else in this world can afford it?" Liu Gan held Da Qiao's hand, and the man's deep eyes were affectionate, "My wife is the number one in the world." , no, she is the most peerless beauty in ancient and modern times, no one can match her!"

Da Qiao smiled like a flower: "Your Majesty is not afraid that outsiders will make jokes when he speaks such big words."

Liu Gan snorted softly and said, "Whoever dares to make a joke, I'll cut off his head!"

As soon as the words came out, Da Qiao's smile froze immediately, and he said seriously: "Husband, you have been too murderous recently, this is not a good thing, in the future, don't kill people easily, this karma is too much, whether you repay it or not, it is not good !"

Liu Gan nodded and said with a smile: "My lady's words are reasonable, as a husband, I must remember my lady's teachings."

Seeing Liu Gan's cynical smile, as if he didn't take it to heart, Da Qiao couldn't help but give him a blank look, and said something more if he wanted to, but he didn't know how to say it.

Although honest words are harsh to the ear and good for action, but if you say too much harsh words, it will easily affect the relationship between the two after all.

Such a simple truth is not as exaggerated, and Da Qiao, who has always been gentle and caring, still understands it clearly.

Husband and wife want to cherish each other and respect each other as guests. In many things, it is the best measure to stop.

Later, Liu Gan and Da Qiao had lunch together.

During the period, he found that the brows of Da Qiao Yuanshan Handai seemed a little uneasy, as if he had something on his mind.

He asked Da Qiao twice, and he got the same answer: I'm fine.

Liu Gan is no longer an immature young man with emotional intelligence. If a woman says it's okay, 90.00% of it is [-]%.

Because, even if a woman is telling the truth, a man should take the situation seriously.

In this way, a woman will know that a man really cares about her, and she will be fine if something happens, and she will be happy if nothing happens.

This is exactly the beautiful vision that most women want to see most.

Liu Gan guessed that Da Qiao had something on his mind, but Da Qiao didn't want to say it, so it was inconvenient for him to keep asking.

It is difficult to ask verbally, but in my heart I am always worried about what Da Qiao is thinking.

So, Liu Gan found a place where no one was around, and asked the two maids who served Da Qiao closely: "What's bothering the queen recently, and you must be aware of it by staying with her all day long?"

The little green man said quickly: "Returning to what the king said, the queen has been doing well recently, except that she misses the king when the king is away, there is nothing wrong with the rest of the time."

Liu Gan frowned and said, "Really, then why is the queen a little unhappy today? What happened today?"

"My lord, I may know why the queen is unhappy." Xiaohuan hesitated slightly.

Liu Gan stared at her closely and asked, "What's the matter?"

Xiaohuan came slowly: "Today, Qiao Feng sent a xylophone. The queen liked that xylophone very much, and even played a piece impromptu. The woman who claimed to be a princess said a bunch of words, and then begged Qin away."

"Princess! Which princess?" Liu Gan asked.

Xiaolu said: "I remember, maidservant, what is the name of Wannian Princess, I heard that she is His Majesty's sister."

Xiaohuan nodded and said: "Yes, yes, yes, I also remembered, it is called Wannian Princess, this princess is very unfriendly, she took Qin away as soon as she came, and asked Qiao Feng to escort her back by name, from the beginning In the end, I didn't pay attention to the queen."

Hearing this, Liu Gan couldn't help squinting his eyes, secretly thinking about Xiaohuan's words.

Liu Gan has heard of this Wannian princess before, the so-called good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, the famous widow princess, it's hard not to let people know her name.

It wasn't long before this Wannian princess came to Lujiang, and there were many people who came with her, all of whom were relatives of Liu Xie.

That is, the so-called royal relatives.

Although Liu Gan has never met these royal relatives, he has also heard some rumors through hearsay.

It is rumored that these relatives of the emperor, headed by Fu Wan, organize people to incite the officials every now and then to spread some negative news about Liu Gan.

From trivial matters to serious matters, Fu Wan and others spread rumors in every detail. They thought they were doing it secretly, but in fact everything was under Liu Gan's surveillance.

One of the most widely spread incidents is the incident that Liu Xie made a slip of the tongue and wanted to abolish the empress after he was drunk.

Although Liu Xie did not really announce the abolition of the Empress, Fu Wan and others shifted the responsibility for this matter to Liu Gan, saying that everything was a conspiracy planned by Liu Gan, and they also cited a lot of arguments and motives .

Liu Gan can guess what their purpose is by just using his toes.

Liu Gan didn't care about these people, because in his eyes, these people were a bunch of clowns. If he really wanted to deal with these people, he would be able to ransack everyone's family and exterminate them by just flipping his hands.

However, now these people gradually began to intensify. Not only did they secretly slander Liu Gan, but they also blatantly extended their bullying hands and feet to Da Qiao!
Is this okay?

Tolerable or unbearable!
Liu Gan secretly made up his mind, it's time to teach these so-called royal relatives a lesson!

He wants everyone to understand the truth that a tiger's butt cannot be touched!

If you touch it, you will have to pay a heavy price!

(End of this chapter)