Three Kingdoms: The opening system forced me to marry Diaochan

Chapter 108

Qin Lang still hasn't reacted, what's going on?Didn't you let me write a poem to appease Miss Qiao?

Why did it become Liu Xieshi's poetry in such a short period of time?

This kid knows how to write poems. Apart from being beaten and scolded every day, he has a strong ability to endure, and feels good about himself, he has no other advantages.

Could it be that Miss Da Qiao and Miss Xiao Qiao have some kind of supernatural power that outsiders don't know about, that they can see a person's hidden ability?
Could it be that Liu Xie has been hiding his clumsiness, but is actually pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?

If that's the case, damn it, this Liu Xie is amazing!
It is more tolerable than Yue Wang Goujian!
It's just... wait, then it's about me being a time traveler, did these two girls see it?

Qin Lang didn't dare not to think about it, after all, even the system can exist. In the system space, there is a snake in the wine gourd that Hua Tuo gave him. What else is there in this world?

Otherwise, I can't explain why a high-quality girl like Da Qiao is so easy to fall into?
Let's take a look at Liu Xie's poetry and prose attainments.

You can also use this matter to test whether your kid is hiding his clumsiness!

No matter what, I want to seriously take out a poem to see the reactions of you Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, and your Liu Xie!

Qin Lang thought hard and became more cautious.

Then he can only be more cautious, after all, he has been tricked by the ancients several times in the Three Kingdoms.

It's just that Qin Lang hasn't realized that as a modern person, even if he knows the general environment of the ancient times, he still can't truly appreciate how deeply the constraints of this era on the ancients are in the soul.

Then naturally, I can only think wildly and find a plausible explanation.

"Officer Qin, how are you doing?"

Liu Xie was furious, I've been squinting at you for a long time, you should give me some reaction!
Pretending to be coercive is an instinct. Even if the ancients didn't know the word "pretending to be coercive", they knew how to act like this.

But you have to cooperate with me, if you don't cooperate, how can I pretend to be forced?
Don't hurry, my eyes are almost popping out, and my neck is about to break!

"Why don't you ask Your Majesty to do it first?" Da Qiao asked tentatively.

It's not good to be deadlocked like this. He is the emperor, and he wants to save face after all.

What's more, I still hope that the emperor can write a poem that will move people!

Xiao Qiao was a little impatient, and said, "Hurry up, don't delay!"

What good poetry can a pig's head make?
Only Qin officials, people look forward to, how can a person who is so proficient in music and music not understand poetry?
Hmph... What's wrong with the Son of Heaven, isn't he a waste who is slept with as a concubine by others every day!
At this moment, Xiao Qiao made up her mind instead. Even if the poetic proficiency of this Qin official is not as good as the rhythm, she must find a way to get the best of both worlds.

"Officer, what do you think, you are talking!"

Liu Xie was even more impatient, his inspiration had already flooded in like a tide, and he was even about to vent it out soon.

But officer, you talk, don't you know that I have long regarded you as someone who must be defeated?
You have already become my obsession second only to restoring the authority of the Han Dynasty in my heart.

Today... is the beginning of me making the world look at you with admiration!
This moment is my, the hardest moment!

And it will definitely not be like the last time, the wrong timing, the wrong opportunity!
"Has this kid eaten gunpowder?" Qin Lang was quite puzzled.

The wisdom of the ancient people should not be underestimated. Some Taoist priests made alchemy every day, and they might really be able to make elixirs with stimulant effects.

This kid Liu Xie hides very deeply!

"That's all right, you come first, let me take a look at your skills!" Qin Lang said.

"Hehe, you've reacted!" Liu Xie sneered.

Along the way, I learned how to be an emperor from you, but I also got beaten up by you.

Now, it's time for a complete turnaround!
My writing is like a fountain, and my inspiration is like a wave...

listen!
"There are 3000 beauties in the harem, and iron pestles are ground into embroidery needles.

There are three thousand guests in the hall, but no one is a bosom friend.

What is the love in the world, the goddess of bamboo forest and stream play.

I take off my robes with the girl, and the night wind tent warms the jade. "

Liu Xie was full of spirits, looking up at the sky, unwilling to come out of this rhyme for a long time.

This poem can be said to be the pinnacle of his life, and it is also a masterpiece in this life!
Not only out of emotion, but also with painstaking efforts.

It is simply that the poem frightens ghosts and gods, and the rhyme moves the world!
Big Joe was stunned.

Xiao Qiao began to gnash her teeth, it was so obvious that she was playing hooligan again!
What is grinding an iron pestle into an embroidery needle?
Did those three thousand beauties of yours grind Dong Zhuo into a needle?Are you grinding?
What else can you do but brag?
What does it mean to be full of flowers and drunk with three thousand guests, but no one is a bosom friend?

Is your confidant only looking for in the drunkenness?

The next sentence is even more exaggerated. It's easy to say what the feelings in the world are, but this sentence of playing with the goddess in the bamboo forest stream is Chi Guoguo's molestation!
You are an emperor, but you went to do that peeping thing, and you were caught and beaten.

For this reason, Qin officials and others disdain to be with you, but you are still complacent about this matter, what kind of drama goddess?

This poem only has the word "goddess", which can be regarded as a perfect complement to each other, but in the vulgar lines, it is unbearable!
As for the last sentence, "I and the girl undressed, and the night wind tent warms the jade."

It's Chi Guoguo's shamelessness!
Who will undress you?

Don't say that I am not married to you yet, even if I am married, I can't praise it in such a public way!
Where else should the little girl's face be placed?
You Liu Xie, are you really forcing me to hang on the beam?
Xiao Qiao stood there in a daze, her eyes glazed over, as if her soul had disappeared.

Liu Xie thought that Xiao Qiao was shocked, and laughed even more wildly, "Hahaha, I don't think there are any talented people in the world. What do girls think, officials... what do you think?"

"Don't tell me, this kid is still a little good!" Qin Lang nodded, if this poem was placed in the prosperous age, if it was in a romantic place such as a brothel, it would be really good.

But it's a bit of a fool to use it here!

You looked at Big Qiao and Little Qiao's arms by the stream, and he almost died to show his ambition.

Now that you haven't got it yet, just teasing like this, who do you really think you can fool with your status as a down-and-out emperor?

In the history of the Three Kingdoms, after Da Qiao married Sun Ce as his concubine, the child he gave birth became a legitimate son.

If it hadn't been a misstep too early, the successor of Soochow might not necessarily be Sun Quan.

After Xiao Qiao married Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu fell in love with her, and the two respected each other like a guest.

And Zhou Yu was willing to be angry for Xiao Qiao, confronted Cao Cao's millions of soldiers, and fought the famous Battle of Chibi!

Are these two women ordinary people?
Don't look at me, the assassin hero, who has a great reputation, can control people, and shake all women in the world, but this is only one of the reasons!

We still have good looks!

What do you Liu Xie have?
You really have to be soft!

"I...I..." Suddenly, Xiao Qiao let out a mournful cry, "Sister, I want to kill this rascal!"

(End of this chapter)