Feng Shui Anecdote

Chapter 278 Come on!Come up to die!

"What should I do? Grandma!" I asked my grandma.

"Don't worry! Kun'er, don't worry! There will be a solution! There will be a solution!" Grandma comforted me.

But I can see that grandma is just talking to comfort me, and she has nothing to do at this time!

"Hey! Hey, hey, hey... I won't let you die like this! I will slowly torture you to death! Tormented to death!!! Hahaha!!!" The voice of that son of a bitch was extremely harsh.

"Yukun! What should we do? How about we go out from here first! There is a formation you have arranged outside, which can help us resist it!" Dong Hao said to me.

Before I could answer, Grandma Benha shouted in a deep voice: "You two boys, sit down for me too, you have also been infected by this beast's blood leech Gu! This kind of Gu is very vicious, as long as you move, you will Induce the poison! So, don't move!"

After Grandma Benha finished speaking, Grandma also said: "Yes! This blood leech Gu has another name, Shibude!"

Dong Hao and Dali heard the words, and quickly sat down obediently.

"Ten steps dead, what do you mean?" I asked my grandmother.

"It means that after the voodoo attack, as long as you walk ten steps, you will die!" Grandma explained.

"But we fought that six-eyed ghost, and then we didn't take ten steps to get here!?" I asked my grandmother.

"At that time, the poison hadn't occurred yet! It was because we walked so many steps that the poison occurred! After the poison occurred, it was silent and painless. If you didn't pay attention to your palms, you wouldn't feel it. Anything unusual!" said the grandmother.

"Then...then...why did that person remind us that when we go out, won't we die on the road?" I asked suspiciously.

As soon as I finished asking my question, before my grandma answered me, the voice rang out: "Hey! You bastard, you asked a good question! Why should I remind you!? That's because I don't want you to die so cheaply! I I want you to die slowly! Die slowly! I want you to suffer enough before you die!!"

I'm going, this person is simply a pervert! !
"Then... grandma, is it okay if you don't move?" I asked my grandma.

That bastard seemed to be very proud at this time, I was asking my grandma, but he rushed to answer: "It's so simple, even if you don't move! You will die! But it was slowly sucked by my leech Gu. Dry the blood in your body and die, you will all end up turning into a mummified corpse, a shriveled corpse! Hahahahaha..."

"Is there no way to save it??" I hurriedly asked directly and loudly.

"Yes! Of course there is a way to save it! You have to use it... Damn, you bastard, you are too cunning! Do you think I will tell you?? You bastard! You are as cunning as that bastard!!! You bastard!!" That The voice roared furiously.

I go!This person is not only a psychopath, but also seems to have some mental problems.

"Grandma, why is this bastard hiding and refusing to show up??" I walked up to my grandma and asked her softly.

I asked my grandma a question softly, but my grandma answered me loudly: "Hmph, if he dares to show up, I can plant poisonous poison on him! So, he dare not show up!!"

"Huh! Don't use aggressive tactics against me, I won't be fooled by you! You are already the turtle in my urn, do I have to show up? Do I have to take risks?" Gouwazi said somewhere.

I go!This... this has become a dead end!Grandma, Grandma Benha, Dali and Dong Hao can't move at this time!Just sit where you are!

And although I can move, with my ability, I am no match for a Gu master with purple Gu!Even if I run now and successfully run out, grandma and the others can't move!Are they still here? ?

I began to think about countermeasures in my heart!I hope to find a way to untangle this deadlock.

"Kun'er, come here with your ears!!" Grandma waved to me and said.

I quickly handed over my ears.

"Hurry up and adjust your breathing, and I will let my brothers and sisters escort you out together in a while! After you go out, hurry to find your grandpa, the seal master, and he will find a way to save us!" Grandma whispered in my ear.

"But..." I said.

Before I could finish my sentence, I was interrupted by my grandma!
She pulled me and pulled me to her head, and then she continued to whisper into my ear: "But what!? This is the only way to solve this deadlock! If you call If it comes quickly, we will still be saved, but if it comes slowly, we will all die!"

I muttered to myself!I secretly weighed it in my heart!
Grandma's method may be the only way for now.

I just took out my mobile phone to check, there is no signal here, it must be that the bastard has tampered with it, preventing us from using the phone to contact people outside.

Therefore, now a person must run out for help.

And now I am the only one who has not been hit by the leech Gu, the only one who can move freely!
But if I want to leave, that beast will definitely come out to stop me!I must not be his opponent.

Grandma wants to use her soul and Gu worms to help me escape, but I don't know if I can escape successfully.

"Hurry up! Breath adjustment!" Grandma shouted to me.

When I heard this, I sat down reluctantly and started to adjust my breath!
Before, I set up a formation of Liuhe Realm on it, so it also consumed some spiritual power.Therefore, in order to increase the chances of escaping, I must recover to the best condition.

"Hmph, this evil seed is just a little alchemist in the Liuhe Realm, do you think he can escape!??" Seeing me start to adjust my breath, the man seemed to have seen through our plan, he snorted coldly.

After he finished speaking, he continued: "Alright! You can adjust your breathing slowly! Wait until you finish adjusting your breathing! Come out! I'll wait for you outside! I want to beat you up too, to relieve my anger!"

I go!This bastard seems to have a clear understanding of our situation here!

"Grandma! What to do! He seems very sure!" I said to my grandma.

"Hey..." Grandma let out a long sigh when she heard the words.

"Forget it! Kun'er, don't go out! Let's figure out a way!" Grandma said.

I responded and continued to adjust my breath!
Grandma and the others also started to adjust their breathing with their eyes closed.

And that beast didn't seem to want us to adjust our breathing with peace of mind, and kept croaking like a toad.

"Hmph! Now you know you regret it????"

"If I had known this before, why bother? If you didn't object to Sister Longnu being with me, Sister Longnv wouldn't have gone to the north! She wouldn't have known that bastard Chang Xiaolong if she hadn't gone to the north! She wanted If she doesn't know that bastard Chang Xiaolong, she won't marry that bastard. If she doesn't stay with that bastard, she won't go to Kunlun Mountains! And she won't die!!"

"So, you guys killed Sister Longnu!"

"No, it's the dragon girl sister who you and that bastard Chang Xiaolong killed together!"

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He has been talking non-stop.

And all of us are adjusting our breath, no one pays attention to him at all!
He babbled on for a long time, and seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he seemed to feel bored, so he yelled: "Bastards, you bastards! Isn't what I said the truth? Don't you know it's wrong until now? "

And I have almost adjusted my pranayama!

He kept scolding my father, and I was naturally upset all the time. Seeing that he was still nagging, I stood up and yelled: "Scumbag, shut up! Come out! I'll knock you Dog teeth!"

Hearing my yell, that bastard couldn't help but yelled angrily: "You!! You bastard! You bastard! How dare you scold me! I'll kill you!"

"Kill me!? Come on! If my father can kill you once, I can kill you a second time! You come out! I promise not to kill you!" I said intentionally.

Grandma said before that as long as he comes out, grandma can plant Gu worms on him.So, I deliberately provoke him like this!
"You!!! You! Bastard! I pulled your skin!" the bastard yelled.

At the same time, I heard heavy footsteps on the ceiling.

be cheated! !

I was overjoyed.

However, I was quickly disappointed!

The footsteps stopped without a second sound.

That bastard's voice also came: "Hey! You bastard, I almost fell for you! How cunning! So cunning! Just as cunning as your bastard father Chang Xiaolong!"

"Miscellaneous, if you call me 'evil seed' again, I will cut your tongue off!" I yelled.

"Okay! I want to cut my tongue! You come up! I'm standing in that bird formation you arranged and waited for you! Come! Come up!" The bastard's voice seemed a little playful.

Damn, what he said made me choke, I can't beat him!I am not his opponent!He actually dared to say that he was waiting for me in the formation I had arranged, which proves that even if I activate my strongest formation, I can't help him.Am I courting death if I take the initiative to go up?
"Don't go!" Grandma shouted to me.

"But..." I said to my grandmother.

"But what! You are looking for death if you go up! Don't go!" Grandma shouted to Low.

Grandma was right!I'm really looking for death when I go up here!Knowing that going up is going to die, if I still insist on going, it can't be said to be brave, but stupid.

"Hey! Sinister, aren't you very awesome? What's the matter? Are you angry? Huh, you can't help yourself now! You can either come up and fight me right away! Or I'll kill one of them right away! You choose!" That The bastard's voice was unusually domineering.

He continued: "I'll count by dozens, if you don't come up, I'll do it!"

After he finished speaking, he immediately began to count: "Ten... nine... eight..."

"Grandma, can he really kill you immediately!?" I asked my grandma.

When grandma heard my question, she nodded and said, "He can't kill me and you, Grandma Benha, but Dong Hao and Dali..."

I go!This is bad! !If I had known this earlier, I would not have provoked him.

"Six...five...four..."

The bastard counted slowly.

I go!What should I do?

"Two..." The bastard elongated his voice.

"Okay! Stop counting! I'll come up, sir!" I yelled.

"Okay! It's still a man! Come on! Come up to die!" The bastard's voice was full of laughter.

(End of this chapter)