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Chapter 899 Color Head
Chapter 899 The color on the head (2) ([-])
"Oh, really? There was indeed a lot of blood!"
"Those who retired early retired early, those who were dismissed were dismissed, and those who were transferred were transferred. Several people were arrested, some escaped, some disappeared, and even some committed suicide! In his office, he was stabbed 31 times in his body, four limbs His tendons and hamstrings were all severed, the fatal knife was his throat, and he died on the office chair he had been sitting in. It took less than a morning for him to be confirmed as a suicide, and the family members signed it!"
Hearing this kind of thing, Wang Haitian laughed.
"Haha, it's really interesting. Compared with us, the so-called samurai harakiri of the little devils are nothing, not even shit. Our people are fierce and can commit suicide like that. Try the knife on your own body first , Stabbing more than twenty knives was not enough, so I cut off all the tendons and hamstrings. Then I went to the office chair, sat down and gave myself the deadliest knife with the knife. Hero! Hero! With this kind of hero Compared to heroes, those little devils who cut seppuku, they are even worse than shit! Haha!"
Wang Haitian laughed a little too much. Team Sun put the wine glass heavily on the table and said in a suppressed voice: "Wang Haitian, you are too much! All conflicts are caused by you!"
"Yes, many things happened because of me! But who can guarantee that without me, those things would not have happened? It's just that it's the difference between dying early and dying late. Besides, these days, say The truth hurts ourselves, and telling lies hurts others. It’s better for us to tell jokes. Jokes are the best, and they don’t hurt anyone. But don’t make it to the end that you can’t even tell jokes, so that everyone stops talking!”
"Hmph, who dares not let you talk?!"
"Many people, many people hope that I can't speak. In their eyes, at least everyone can't speak, and become dumb, deaf, and blind. Don't speak, can't hear, let alone see. Work honestly every day, and be honest. Exploitation, being oppressed, making money for them to enjoy, giving birth to a daughter for them to take care of, and then letting them transfer all their children and property abroad! Tell me, isn’t this a good joke! Haha!”
Team Sun stopped talking and only drank!What he is doing now is to keep others from speaking, so that others can be regarded as obedient fools.
Since you don't talk, drink and eat.Everyone in the room had almost eaten, and beer, wine, and liquor were brought up box by box.My table was almost full, so I went to another table to challenge.Those with a bit of status don't forget to come over and have a toast with Wang Haitian.
As a courtesy, Wang Haitian accepted the toast.How should I put it, these people are helping themselves and working hard for themselves, so they still have to give some face.But one after another, it was really endless. Wang Haitian himself forgot how many bottles of imported wine and liquor he drank. In this case, beer is plain water.
A case of empty wine bottles was taken down, another case was brought in, and it dried up quickly.Wang Haitian went to the toilet three times and couldn't take it anymore.Seeing that Wang Haitian was so good at drinking, the group of people put in all their strength, drank one and made up for two, without giving up at all.
(End of this chapter)
"Oh, really? There was indeed a lot of blood!"
"Those who retired early retired early, those who were dismissed were dismissed, and those who were transferred were transferred. Several people were arrested, some escaped, some disappeared, and even some committed suicide! In his office, he was stabbed 31 times in his body, four limbs His tendons and hamstrings were all severed, the fatal knife was his throat, and he died on the office chair he had been sitting in. It took less than a morning for him to be confirmed as a suicide, and the family members signed it!"
Hearing this kind of thing, Wang Haitian laughed.
"Haha, it's really interesting. Compared with us, the so-called samurai harakiri of the little devils are nothing, not even shit. Our people are fierce and can commit suicide like that. Try the knife on your own body first , Stabbing more than twenty knives was not enough, so I cut off all the tendons and hamstrings. Then I went to the office chair, sat down and gave myself the deadliest knife with the knife. Hero! Hero! With this kind of hero Compared to heroes, those little devils who cut seppuku, they are even worse than shit! Haha!"
Wang Haitian laughed a little too much. Team Sun put the wine glass heavily on the table and said in a suppressed voice: "Wang Haitian, you are too much! All conflicts are caused by you!"
"Yes, many things happened because of me! But who can guarantee that without me, those things would not have happened? It's just that it's the difference between dying early and dying late. Besides, these days, say The truth hurts ourselves, and telling lies hurts others. It’s better for us to tell jokes. Jokes are the best, and they don’t hurt anyone. But don’t make it to the end that you can’t even tell jokes, so that everyone stops talking!”
"Hmph, who dares not let you talk?!"
"Many people, many people hope that I can't speak. In their eyes, at least everyone can't speak, and become dumb, deaf, and blind. Don't speak, can't hear, let alone see. Work honestly every day, and be honest. Exploitation, being oppressed, making money for them to enjoy, giving birth to a daughter for them to take care of, and then letting them transfer all their children and property abroad! Tell me, isn’t this a good joke! Haha!”
Team Sun stopped talking and only drank!What he is doing now is to keep others from speaking, so that others can be regarded as obedient fools.
Since you don't talk, drink and eat.Everyone in the room had almost eaten, and beer, wine, and liquor were brought up box by box.My table was almost full, so I went to another table to challenge.Those with a bit of status don't forget to come over and have a toast with Wang Haitian.
As a courtesy, Wang Haitian accepted the toast.How should I put it, these people are helping themselves and working hard for themselves, so they still have to give some face.But one after another, it was really endless. Wang Haitian himself forgot how many bottles of imported wine and liquor he drank. In this case, beer is plain water.
A case of empty wine bottles was taken down, another case was brought in, and it dried up quickly.Wang Haitian went to the toilet three times and couldn't take it anymore.Seeing that Wang Haitian was so good at drinking, the group of people put in all their strength, drank one and made up for two, without giving up at all.
(End of this chapter)
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