Chapter 142 Bodhisattva gave birth to monkeys for me?
With the sound of a baby crying, Tang Sanzang was completely stunned.

"I'm becoming a father?"

He muttered there.

Looking at Manjushri Bodhisattva who gave birth to a baby, Lishan old mother Guanyin Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva turned pale.

Li Shan's old mother looked at the monkeys in a daze, she wouldn't give birth to a group of monkeys, would she?
Puxian Bodhisattva frowned, he slept with Zhu Bajie, so he wouldn't be the next litter of piglets, right?
The one with the ugliest face was Guanyin Bodhisattva, trembling all over, hoping that he would not give birth to a horse.

But things backfired, just when they were thinking about this question, they suddenly felt a sharp pain in their stomachs.

Moments later, the mother and daughter also had a baby together.

A pig, a monkey, and a horse made Sha Wujing beside him thoughtful.

Good guy, the four Bodhisattvas originally wanted to test the Zen mind of Tang Sanzang and his disciples, what should they do now?

Although they felt something was wrong with the plot, they couldn't resist without their mana, so they could only proceed according to the plot.

Tang Sanzang looked at the child who looked almost the same as himself in his arms, and he was a little at a loss.

Since he was a child, he ate vegetarian food and recited Buddhism, and his heart was devoted to promoting Buddhism. He never thought that he would have children.

Since the last time the Buddha fed him Nezha's lotus root, his Buddha's heart was shaken again.

Is it to continue to seek the scriptures in the Western Paradise?
Or stay here and raise the kids?

The monkey looked at the little monkey jumping up and down when he was born, and was extremely speechless.

Li Shan's old mother actually gave birth to a monkey for herself, what should I do?

Zhu Bajie looked at the little piggy who was working hard to cook, and was as happy as a child weighing more than 300 catties.

Since he was demoted to the earth, he lived with his second sister and Gao Cuilan for many years, but he never gave birth to any offspring.

In the stable, the white dragon horse looked at the pony who wanted to stand up, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

Although he looks like a horse now, his body is still the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea.

How can a horse be born?

This unscientific!

Sha Wujing:? ? ?
Good guy, it's obviously me who is going to marry me, but why doesn't the child have my own part?

Time passed day by day, and Tang Sanzang made up his mind to leave tomorrow, but he never left.

As Little Sanzang, Little Bajie, Little Monkey, and Little White Horse grew bigger and bigger, the hearts of the four masters and apprentices to learn from the scriptures became less and less firm.

The four Bodhisattvas were very worried. Originally, they came to strengthen their faith in learning scriptures.

But how did it come to this point now?
They made up their minds, that is to get rid of all these lifelong shames!

Just as they were doing it, they were caught by Tang Sanzang and the others.

They saw with their own eyes the children they loved die tragically at their hands.

Suddenly, the four Bodhisattvas found that they had changed and returned to their real bodies.

Tang Sanzang was completely stupid!

The Bodhisattva killed their child, but the child was born to them and the Bodhisattva.

At the thought of having a child with the Bodhisattva, the three of them, except the monkey, were going crazy.

Especially Zhu Bajie, who has slept with a big man, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, for so many years.

The white dragon horse roared unwillingly, never expecting that Guanyin Bodhisattva would covet him for a long time, and even resorted to such a method.

The four bodhisattvas felt so ashamed when they saw that their true colors were revealed.

How should they face Tang Sanzang and their master and apprentice in the future?

Bang bang bang!
When the four bodhisattvas thought it was better to die, they suddenly exploded into powder.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and the others are fine, leaving a trace of true spirit alive in Yuxu Palace.

But Li Shan's old mother was much more miserable, and was directly wiped out by Lu Yu to the scum.

After a period of trance, Tang Sanzang and his disciples found themselves on a bare mountain.

At this time, the sky was just getting bright, and it was still the second day of lodging.

"Could it be Huangliang Yimeng?"

He muttered to himself.

When Zhu Bajie remembered the face of Puxian Bodhisattva, he couldn't help but ran to the side and vomited profusely.

Tang Sanzang's face also turned extremely pale, after all, it was Manjushri Bodhisattva who gave birth to him in the dream.

From then on, the four masters and apprentices could no longer look directly at these bodhisattvas.

"Master, let's go!"

Sha Wujing shouted at the few people who were in a daze.

Tang Sanzang and the others took a last look at the open space, silently saying goodbye to the child in their hearts.

Lu Yu's spirit stood there watching their leaving backs, feeling like a devil.

But this Western religion requires that the four elements are all empty and the six roots are clean and cut off the world of mortals. Is it true?

They let believers regard money as dung, but they built gorgeous temples and cast golden bodies.

They let believers abandon their emotions, so why are there Huanxi Buddha and Huanxi Zen?

Western religion is nothing but a group of hypocrites who treat themselves more leniently than others.

From the shameless reception and guidance of the Taoist Qunti Taoist, to the interception of the traitor Tathagata Buddha, is such a person worthy of belief?
(I originally wanted to write about the relationship in a mess, but it doesn't seem too interesting, so let's leave it at that)
(End of this chapter)

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