Journey to the West: Great Sage, please release the Tathagata child

Chapter 286 The Role of Newspapers

When the empress entered the room, the imperial doctor and the maids in the palace had already comforted Tang Sanzang with delicious food.

So when the empress walked into the room, what she saw was a monk with a big belly, with her breasts exposed, holding a roast chicken and gnawing wildly, and it was so hard to die. I am willing to bake it at the request of Mao Erjie.

My roast chicken is really used to feed the dogs!The empress looked at Tang Sanzang's greasy face, and instantly had a much lower impression of Tang Sanzang. After all, the impression of the monk of wine and meat and the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty is indeed far apart.

Seeing the empress come in, Tang Sanzang felt ashamed to some extent, quickly put down the roast chicken, wanted to pay respects, but found his hands were greasy, quickly wiped the oil on his body, and then clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, Your Majesty, poor monk Be polite!"

Seeing Tang Sanzang wearing a good monk robe and smearing him with oil, the Empress's impression of Tang Sanzang dropped another ten thousand points in an instant, but she was able to maintain restraint at last.

"Well, no courtesy, Elder Tang, you don't have to be polite, I just came over to take a look, and get some monk robes for the elder by the way."

The empress reluctantly took out the monk's robe and handed it to Tang Sanzang. This was also strongly requested by the second sister Mao, and it could almost be said that it was made on the spot.

Because the second sister Mao said that this way can make Tang Sanzang feel the sincerity of the Queen of Xiliang, and make Tang Sanzang stay in the daughter's country with all his heart and don't want to go west.

"Well, thank you, Your Majesty!" Tang Sanzang was really excited, and quickly took it.

Of course he could tell that the monk's robe was newly made. Thinking that it might have been sewn by the Empress herself, Tang Sanzang couldn't wait to change it on the spot for no reason.

"Ah..." Tang Sanzang's scream suddenly came from the room, which startled the empress.

Looking at Tang Sanzang again, he saw that there were many places on the monk's body with a big belly, and a large amount of blood oozed from the monk's robe. Seeing himself soaked in blood, Tang Sanzang felt dizzy for a while, and fell straight upside down.

"Hey, imperial doctor, come quickly, this, why is this?" The empress was stunned, how could Tang Sanzang make himself look like this just by wearing clothes?
"What are you trying to do? Who made these clothes?" Canopy and Roller Blind came after hearing the news, and the Bone Demon also came to watch the fun, and finally uncovered the monk's robe on Tang Sanzang's body, and unexpectedly found that there were more clothes inside. Hanging embroidery needles.

The empress stared at her almond-shaped eyes, and she finally remembered that because the second sister Mao insisted on making her sew the monk's robe, the empress found it troublesome and forgot to take the needle until the end. A needle was not removed.

But Tang Sanzang had no defense against the empress, and immediately turned into a hedgehog after wearing it, which almost made a big mistake!
"Zhen, I really didn't mean it!" The empress wanted to cry without tears, and wanted to explain her innocence, but anyone who saw the scene in front of her couldn't help thinking about it.

Fortunately, the canopy and the shutter didn't care about Tang Sanzang's life and death at all, and they didn't care about what the empress did.

As for Tang Sanzang, after waking up and hearing the empress' explanation, he didn't suspect him, but knew that the monk's robe was really sewn by the empress herself, and immediately said that he would wear this monk's robe from now on, making the empress dumbfounded.

In this way, Tang Sanzang and his party just stayed in the country of daughters. As Tang Sanzang's belly grew day by day, seeing that he was about to give birth, after knowing that the birth spring was hopeless, Tang Sanzang also gave up and stayed in the country of daughters to wait for delivery.

"Here, Mrs. Wen is ready? It won't be very painful during childbirth, right?" Tang Sanzang walked around the room with his stomach supported by the imperial doctor, doing prenatal exercises.

Because the stomach is too big, Tang Sanzang can't wear clothes now, and the whole belly is exposed to the air.

If it weren't for his bald head and voice when speaking, anyone would regard him as a woman about to give birth.

"Elder Tang, don't worry, everything has been prepared. Six stable women and three groups of imperial doctors will guard you all day long, so that the elder will have someone to take care of you when you are going to give birth."

The imperial doctor was full of confidence, but he only spoke half of what he said, and did not tell Tang Sanzang explicitly.

Giving birth in this era, even a woman has to go through hell, let alone a man.

The imperial doctors are very conflicted recently, because women have experience in giving birth, but the problem is that when men give birth, no one knows where the baby comes from in the end!

"Hehe, Tianpeng, we must do it this time. We must not let Tang Sanzang die in a dystocia. We must let him see the child he gave birth to with his own eyes, haha..." Rolling shutter had a wicked look on his face, and the canopy stood aside. Take it for granted.

It was really the first time for a man to give birth to a child, so naturally Tang Sanzang couldn't be allowed to die.

They have already planned that the two of them will be divided into shifts, and they will definitely cooperate with the imperial doctor and Mrs. Wen so that Tang Sanzang can give birth to the child smoothly.

Thinking about Tang Sanzang's expression after hearing the news, both the canopy and the curtain felt excited when Buddhist disciples heard the news.

Such a fun thing, of course they must see to the end, whether it is an adult or a child, there must be no mistakes!

"Extraordinarily nicknamed, the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty gave birth to a child out of wedlock. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?"

"Shocking news broke that the Great Tang Sage is about to give birth to a child, and who are the child's biological parents are all in the text..."

Suddenly, the canopy and the curtain heard a loud noise coming from outside the palace, and after they heard the content of the noise clearly, they looked at each other, and appeared outside the palace wall at the same time the next moment.

On the roads of Xiliang City, there are little girls carrying small satchels and colorful papers in their hands, hawking loudly everywhere. What they are yelling is what the canopy and the roller blind just heard .

"Girl, come here, what are you talking about?"

"This is an anecdote in the world. One penny, one share. Uncle, would you like one?" The little girl was innocent and innocent, and directly made the business on the canopy and the roller blind.

Tianpeng picked up a piece of so-called anecdotes from the world, but when he saw the title engraved on it clearly, his eyes almost popped out, and he blurted out, "Who made this thing?"

The little girl smiled without saying a word, and the roller blind threw a gold ingot directly, the little girl smiled, and slapped a dozen anecdotes in the world on the roller shutter, "Look at the bottom, uncle, this is run by our president, he manages it." This is a newspaper!"

"Who is your president?" Canopy looked at the bottom corner of the newspaper, and saw the three small characters 'President: Sun Wukong' written on it, and instantly understood everything.

"That is to say, your president asked you to help him sell these newspapers?" Rolling shutter quickly recalled.

"Yes, not only Xiliang City, but also many nearby countries have our branches. Our president is amazing. Such an interesting thing only costs a penny!" Went to sell her newspaper.

(End of this chapter)