Faith AWM

Chapter 116 This world is too scary
Chen Nan slapped his forehead and said speechlessly: "How can I be as stupid as a pig..."

Knowing what he was doing, Chen Nan felt that the one whose IQ was really low after drinking alcohol was no different from a horse with an IQ.

Moreover, Chen Nan really didn't know what was going on in her mind all day...drunk, she actually wanted to be a "secret agent who broke into the enemy" and...fucking likes to bully minors.

"People who are guilty of drunkenness are the most real?? Why do I feel that this sentence is inappropriate for me??"

Chen Nan is in a daze, is he really an idiot?
"No, this sentence must be bluffing, hum, how could I be a fool..." Chen Nan pouted.

However, I have to admit that Chen Nan who drank...

Six relatives do not recognize
male or female
All ages
Trembling...

"No, absolutely no drinking in the future." Chen Nan said firmly.

People who eat melons: You are great, you fucking said that last time, but you still drank it...

Chen Nan: I said I don't want to drink...do you believe me?
……

"Sigh, should I read the comments? It's so tangled..." Chen Nan scratched her hair and said.

Regarding the hot search on Weibo, Chen Nan was also helpless.

I was rushing to clean up my crimes... In the end, why did I go further and further on the road of being a bitch... I am damn hi.

Do you really want to hammer the fact that I'm really cheap?
"No!" Chen Nan gritted his teeth.

"How can I be famous for being cheap...but...how do I feel that there is something in the fucking world that pulls me to be cheap?" Chen Nan shook his head and said, he couldn't figure it out...

You are an idiot cultivating Taoism, don't make excuses for your cheapness. (whisper bb)

"Forget it, let's see..."

Chen Nan made up her mind, moved her finger, and clicked on the trending search.

"Bitch Chen Driving...Suffocating Operation"

comment:

"You will never know how uncomfortable it is for the teenagers who are suppressing their crying" (like: 982, reply: 320)

Reply:

The cat eating melon seeds: It's like it can't poop. (likes: 5698)

"Pfft, I'm going to die laughing in the library, I can imagine the moods of those teenagers, hahahaha."

"I'm really convinced, Big Slut Chen deserves to be Big Slut Chen [laughing and crying]"

"Ahem, let me be fair... Minors are prohibited from entering Internet cafes [狗头]

...

...

Otherwise, your rank will be cleared when you meet a bitch Chen [funny]"

"It's all nine-year compulsory education... why are you so good [black face]"

"Taking Nanshan Nursing Home in hand, kicking Beihai Kindergarten, and criticizing: I am Chen Dajian in society."

"Bitch Chen is too cute [dog head]"

"Didi, big bitch Chen is driving, adults get out, minors please get in the car [funny]"

"Please watch: The first episode of Chen Dasao's wretched underage [funny]"

……

Chen Nan covered her face (I have nothing to love)

Damn... this life is hot... ruined? ?

"Am I confirming the name of the bitch Chen?" Chen Nan looked helpless.

"Weibo...you return my innocence." Chen Nan said bitterly.

And that nasty friend who posted himself online! !

Don't let me catch you! !

Otherwise... you will be light even if you are eunuch...

Ahem...if it's a woman?
Then I'll buy you into the kiln, MMP
"Time is a butcher's knife. I believe that time will make the world forget my title, eh."

Thinking of this, Chen Nan suddenly regained some courage.

Let's imagine

When Chen Nan was so old that he couldn't even chew porridge, people passing by him respectfully called him: "Big Chen!"

That picture...is simply beautiful...

"Huh..." Chen Nan trembled.

Terrible bird...

……

very early in the morning
Chen Nan had already put on her clothes and sunglasses, and was about to leave.

???

Ready to dress?
Chen Nan: Cough cough...I slept with my coat covered yesterday...don't think too much~
Believe me! !
When Chen Nan walked out of the Internet cafe, the jade tree was facing the wind, moving with the wind, revealing the invisible air of bastardism.

That's right, it's the bastard's spirit...because...

He lost a shoe when he was drunk yesterday...

That's right, the dog snatched him away when he was drinking with the dog yesterday.

Of course, this is also a very loving story [funny]

After finally getting a taxi, Chen Nan could finally go home.

after an hour

Chen Nan stood in front of her house.

Now he is filled with emotion: "Sure enough... It's better to be at home."

Just as he was about to open the door, it slammed into his direction.

"Bang~"

"Wow...uh~"

then…

There's no after that.

Chen Nan fainted...

Sure enough, it's better to be at home! !

hee hee~
Slap (a slap) Hey, your mother sells it, read the novel carefully.

The end of the story is always so sad.

"Why do eighty-year-old dogs call people brothers and sisters, why do 14-year-old minors cry, who is in the Internet cafe with disheveled clothes and no shoes, and who is the poor child who fell at the door of the house.

Foretelling what will happen next, please listen to the next episode: Episode [-] of The Drunken Tale of Big Slut Chen. "

Long Luli, Big Dream for Three Years

Chen Nan had another long, long dream...

In his dream, he was a conscientious young man, until one day he was abandoned by love, abandoned by the times, and finally he understood...

Turn over! !

That's right, he turned over and made a salted fish, the saltiest kind.

The kind who don't pay for prostitution...

"Fuck!" Chen Nan got up from the bed violently.

"Hiss~ah~"

He touched his forehead, and clearly felt a raised lump in the center of his forehead, the kind that hurt like hell.

"You're awake, meow~" A cat climbed onto Chen Nan's shoulder and licked Chen Nan's face.

Chen Nan grabbed Tuanzi by the neck and said. "Damn it, how many times have I told you, don't lick me, don't lick...huh?"

Chen Nan found that the cat was not a dumpling at all, but a brown puppet cat.

Pudding looked at Chen Nan with fear in her eyes, and she trembled.

She is afraid! !

"Oh, little sister, don't get excited, I'm just kidding, just kidding, hehe." Chen Nan said with a smile.

"Meow~" Pudding blinked his big eyes with a confused look on his face.

How could Chen Nan not be able to guess who this cat is? Chen Nan knows it without thinking... This cat is definitely the pudding that Chen Keke mentioned last time!
People who eat melons: Damn it!
Chen Nan: Huh?why so surprised

People who eat melons: I can't believe it, you can actually guess...

Chen Nan:  …

At this time, the bedroom door suddenly opened, and Tuanzi stood at the door. At that moment, it froze.

"Meow? Shit shovel, let go of my wife, meow~" Tuanzi rushed towards Chen Nan with a ferocious expression.

Chen Nan was startled, and quickly said: "Fuck, don't be so f*cking...paralyzed!"

slap~
Chen Nan kicked the flying white ball
then…

"The cat is dying, meow~" Tuanzi flew away~
Flew up to the ceiling, then... fell down again.

then
Hit Chen Nan on the head...

"Bang~"

"Uh..." Chen Nan let out a low voice and passed out.

Hey, as expected, home is the most beautiful place [funny]

(End of this chapter)