Faith AWM

Chapter 154 Mr. Host, Are You Farting?
"You really let me win?"

At this moment, Wu Jie had already returned to his seat, replaced by a confused face, he somehow came into contact with a cloud of green gas, moreover, this ball of green gas could even fucking glow.

Moreover, he hid under his bangs, no matter what Wu Jie did, he couldn't get it off. Moreover, when the light was turned off, it turned on, which was very obvious, just like ordering an [-]-watt green light bulb.

"Don't worry, with me here, you can't lose." The green light group began to transmit messages to Wu Jie's head.

"Okay, but, can you change the color..."

Wu Jie can be regarded as a life, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor, it is impossible to lose, and then let these group of bad friends sell themselves.

The green light group stopped talking, and he lazily refuted Wu Jie, this is a trend, he knows what a fart.

Love is a ray of light, so green that you panic...

When Wu Jie came back, Li Qiang's eyes lit up with a wretched smile on his face.

"Wu Jie, you won't really go to the toilet and swallow feces to kill yourself!"

"What?"

Wu Jie didn't react for a while, but the next moment, he understood, committing suicide by swallowing dung?

wgnmlgb! ! !

By the time Wu Jie went to the bathroom, the first round of 5v5 six wins was over.

This means that Team I'm Not Cheap won a point first, and Team Snowflake Piao Piao is also one point behind.

Watching the countdown to the game on the screen, Chen Nan took a sip of the milk tea on the table leisurely, and said: "Let's make a quick decision for the next round, by the way, you can also call those two girls back to watch the show gone."

Xiao Yifan curled his lips and said, "Wen Ye won't kill me, I'll definitely hit the other side every minute and call him Dad!"

"What the hell..." Wen Ye said with a wry smile.

It's really too vengeful, the first game is over.

But having said that, he just threw a thunderbolt at random, you ran into it yourself, do your own shit, if you want to blame it, you are too lucky.

The countdown passed by every minute and every second, and all the teams on the scene were waiting quietly, but there were also some people who wanted to eat and drink in the Internet cafe.

"Staff please pay attention to Unit 86 to purchase goods please..."

"Staff please pay attention to 61..."

"staff member…"

"Worker...gong, Gonggong Gonggong..."

Before the first article was finished, the second article directly covered up the content of the previous article.

All the network administrators at the scene were surrounded.

"You are all devils, I'll wipe..." the network administrator swallowed and said.

He felt that he couldn't continue to work here, and if he continued to work, his legs might break.

The lazy team at the scene and the extremely anxious staff.

"Boss, I can't stand it anymore, call two more network administrators, there are not enough people!" Xiao Lin hurriedly called Boss Qiu to report

"Hold on, I'm coming!"

"it is good!"

Boss Qiu's words reassured Xiao Lin, he was so busy that he was going crazy.

As the saying goes, where there are many people, there are also many things to do, and the same is true of the current interstellar Internet cafes.

"Buzz~"

The young lady sitting at the cash register immediately got up, looked at Xiao Lin in a panic and said, "Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin, come here quickly, this host seems to be exploding soon!!"

"What?" Xiaolin was surprised.

"Porf~"

With a sound, everyone was stunned.

What the fuck is that sound?
Xiao Lin ran over in a hurry, and when he was halfway there, there was a sound like a fart, black smoke came out from the host under the bar, and the computer loaded with the client also went black.

Xiao Lin was also stunned, but he wasn't stunned because the host computer exploded.

Rather, you bang...why...

So like farting? ? ?
Excuse me?

can you explain this?Mr Host?
Host: Do you think I can handle tens of thousands of people calling me?
Kobayashi: That's a commodity, not a hello, okay?
Host: Fuck me, I'm not the top card in the women's branch, if so many people click on me, I will die, shit, there are always people who want to mess with me~
……

"Huh~, are you all right!" Xiao Lin looked at the water bar staff and the cashier at the bar.

I saw the excitement on the face of the water bar staff, and said: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm happy even if it blows me up, I'm finally fucking free!!"

That expression made me almost cry with excitement, and then I looked at the tabletop of the water bar, it was messy, there was nothing wrong with it, this staff member almost broke his hand making drinks.

When the host exploded, he was very happy, very happy.

"..." Three black lines appeared on Xiao Lin's forehead.

He turned his head and glanced at the network administrators outside the bar, all of them burst into tears, the ones who were moved.

Xiao Lin smiled wryly, and said helplessly: "It seems that it's really time for this host to explode..."

To be honest, he was also a little annoyed, there were too many people ordering things, there were too many people in need of help, and there were not enough people, he was almost a magic wand himself.

Lots of people, lots of trouble!

"Forget it, wait for the boss to come and let him solve it by himself." Xiao Lin smiled wryly.

There is no doubt that he is going to throw the blame on Boss Qiu, it's none of his business anyway.

……

With the last few seconds left in the countdown, the second round of competition is about to begin.

The three of Chen Nan looked relaxed, but as for the Xue Hua Piao Piao team, except for Wu Jie and Han Ao... all of them were lying dead on the competition chairs.

Li Qiang closed his eyes, lay on the competition chair, waved his hands and said, "Han Ao, why don't you vote, you can't win."

"

That's right, how can you fight like this, each of them is like a beast, if you don't shoot headshots, you can still win..." Lei Chao echoed.

Ren Qian muttered, and said angrily: "Everyone is like a cheat, and I don't know how to put some water."

Hearing these few words, Han Ao's heart sank to the bottom.

"Alas..." Han Ao sighed deeply.

However, just as he was about to say surrender, a voice came over.

"Uh...how about trying to play two more rounds, maybe we can come back?"

"Huh?" The four looked at Wu Jie who was sitting on the competition chair with a smile on his face.

……

"Zheng~"

A notification from the game system sounded, and ten character portraits and their IDs appeared on the screen, and the progress bar at the bottom was also moving rapidly.

second round

Team I'm Not Cheap VS Team Snowflakes
Map: New Year's Square

Mode: blasting mode 5V5
"La la la, let's go, whoever has the fewest heads in this round will invite supper."

Chen Nan smiled, revealing a row of big white eyes.

"Hey, you're quite confident, tsk tsk, Wen Ye, get ready for supper, you big hot chicken." Xiao Yifan said.

"Damn, didn't you talk about Chen Nan in the first half of the sentence, why did the second half of the sentence refer to me again, you are really enough, is it really good to hold grudges like this?"

Wen Ye said angrily.

He was also drunk on Xiao Yifan's shamelessness, he could feel that he would be ridiculed by Xiao Yifan this day.

(End of this chapter)