The happy life of the great landowner

Chapter 227 Pulling the crotch
"Wait... isn't it too early to decide on this champion product now?" Chen Ye quickly stood up and said, "Even if this big black tea is catalyzed by chemical drugs, it will take a while to eat it." There will be a reaction, we might as well wait a few more minutes, I believe that after a few minutes, this person will have diarrhea."

"You kid, you are trying to make trouble here. Just now Mr. Liu insisted on eating black tea, and now he eats it, but you are doing other tricks. If you continue to mess around like this, I will let the security take you away." Expert The representative of the group gritted his teeth in hatred and looked at Chen Ye coldly.

This kid is simply here to demolish himself, can't it be seen that this champion product has been ordered by default, no matter how many reasons you find, it is impossible to give it to you.

Chen Ye didn't pay attention to the members of the expert group, and kept staring at Liu Bang closely, seeing the subtle changes in his facial expressions.At this time, Liu Bang, because he ate half a bunch of big black grapes catalyzed by chemical agents, now his stomach was shaking, and he was in excruciating pain.

However, in order to prevent being discovered by others, he could only hold back here, but the more he endured to the end, the more intense the severe pain in his abdomen would be. , ready to go to the toilet to solve it.

"Mr. Liu, where are you going?" As soon as Liu Bang was about to leave, Chen Ye, who had been staring at him, walked up with a smile and grabbed Liu Bang without giving him a chance to escape.

Liu Bang's face became more and more gloomy, and he wanted to beat Chen Ye up, but his stomach hurts too much, and all his strength was used to hold back his internal anxiety. If he wants to fight Chen Ye now, I'm afraid Liu Bang must first Pull in the crotch.

"I, I think it's boring here. Why don't you go outside to get some air? You really care too much, let me go." Liu Bang's face turned red, even everyone in the audience watched When something abnormal happened, Chen Ye would naturally not let go, looking at those experts and said.

"This man just ate half of his own big black grapes, and now he has stomach problems. I said that his black grapes were grown using chemical agents, which is true. Now the evidence is conclusive. I think this champion product is impossible. Give a product with chemical additives?"

The members of the expert group were all over their heads at this moment. To be honest, they were not optimistic about Liu Bang's Australian black grapes from the bottom of their hearts. They thought that Chen Ye's durian was the champion product of this exhibition.

But the person brought by Liu Bang has too much power behind him, and these experts have no choice but to obey that person. Now seeing that Chen Ye is going to expose Liu Bang's big black case, everyone is pinching their hearts. I sweated a lot.

"I said this young man, I think Mr. Liu's face is very normal, and he doesn't have any uncomfortable symptoms you mentioned, so don't mess around here anymore. The time for this exhibition is almost here. We will still Quickly select the champion product and continue the process of the exhibition.”

Under Xu Wenrui's secret winks again and again, the representatives of the expert group hurriedly came forward and tried to drive Chen Ye away. Seeing that the members of the expert group clearly wanted to help Liu Bang, Chen Ye was really angry and glanced at Zhang Haiming. , I hope he can help himself to delay some time.

Zhang Haiming naturally understood Chen Ye's eyes, and he also saw something wrong with Liu Bang's expression.

This time Zhang Haiming, on behalf of his father's Tianma Group, also held this agricultural product production and marketing meeting with the agricultural construction units in the city. matter.

Then I believe that there will not be many farmers who will participate in the next trade fair. This kind of trade fair based on relationships is meaningless to them. This also violates Zhang Haiming's original intention of holding a fair.

Zhang Haiming was already standing on the podium at this time, holding the microphone and trying to say "Hey Hey Hey" for a long time, in fact, he was helping Chen Ye delay the time.

Chen Ye was still grabbing Liu Bang all the time, fearing that he would run away, and the experts and Xu Wenrui were listening patiently when they saw that Zhang Haiming had come to the stage to prepare for the final closing speech of the fair.

"Hello, everyone. I am Zhang Haiming. On behalf of Tianma Group, I held this agricultural products exhibition. The purpose of this exhibition is to promote products in a fair, just and open manner, and to give every people who have worked hard in agricultural planting a chance to show themselves. Opportunity……"

On the podium, Zhang Haiming talked a lot about the purpose of this agricultural product fair, but he couldn't see him announcing the winning product of this fair, and then ended the closing ceremony.

This made the members of the expert team and Xu Wenrui anxious. They all gritted their teeth and had cold faces, and cold sweat broke out behind them.

The most anxious one was of course that Liu Bang, his whole neck was already red, and he would be crushed and swallowed if he wanted to eat.

He couldn't hold it anymore, his stomach was gurgling non-stop, and he felt that his whole stomach was full of chemical catalyst ingredients mixed in the big black grapes, and his stomach was almost corroded, so he didn't go to the toilet anymore Release it, the body will really fail.

"Brat, let me go, I, I'm going outside to get some air." Liu Bang glared at Chen Ye viciously, feeling that he couldn't hold it in for too long.

Chen Ye continued to smile faintly, but he didn't let go at all. He won't give up until he exposes Liu Bang's big black proposal today.

"You dead country bumpkin, I will warn you one last time, let go quickly, or you will die!" Liu Bang would have bent over now, with his hands firmly pressed on his stomach, and he couldn't even straighten his waist. Threatening Chen Ye here.

Chen Ye didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, but he kept holding on to Liu Bang's arm firmly and let the mad dog bark there.

"Okay, after talking so much, let's get to the point now. The agricultural products fair held by Tianzheng Group and the city has reached the final stage, and the champion product that was voted by the expert team and the public judges is... ..."

Zhang Haiming procrastinated for a long time, but he really couldn't procrastinate any longer. After all, so many people and representatives of the jury were waiting. When he was about to mention the big black mention in Australia, he suddenly stopped.

Puff puff!
Because in the quiet venue, there was a sudden sound of farting, followed by a series of crotch pulling sounds.

This series of huge movements frightened everyone present, and they hurriedly looked towards the source of the sound, only to see that Liu Bang, who kept saying that his big black bag was imported from Australia, was natural and harmless, looked like It was like dead ashes, and his crotch was covered with yellow marks.

A stench, with Liu Bang as the source, quickly wafted through the venue.

Suddenly, the quiet meeting place boiled up, and all the voices were insulting and complaining about Liu Bang.

"Damn it, it's really embarrassing for such a big person to pull his crotch."

"No, is it because he ate the Australian black grapes that he brought, and then he ate badly? The young boy said just now that this person's big black grapes were grown with chemical catalysts. It seems That's exactly what it is."

"Then what should I do? I also tasted that big black tea just now. This kind of unscrupulous businessman should be struck to death by lightning."

"And the people in the expert group, what kind of bullshit experts are they? Just now they strongly recommended this big black bag, and they are planning to make it a winning product. They are simply blind."

Wave after wave of offensive words made the judges of the expert group feel ashamed. They had previously admitted that Dahei Ti was a good fruit with no poison, no additives, and no additives. For this matter, it was as if he slapped himself in the face with a big slap.

Xu Wenrui, who was invited by Liu Bang, turned extremely gloomy and cold, staring at Chen Ye with vicious eyes like poisonous scorpions. He had already remembered Chen Ye in his heart, and planned to take revenge on him in the future.

The most embarrassing and scolding was Liu Bang, who actually pulled down his crotch in public, and the stench made everyone look disgusted and disgusted.

How could he have the face to stay in the arena now, and quickly bent over and ran out. This meeting was really embarrassing, and at the same time, he also hated Chen Ye fiercely in his heart.

"Hey, what are you doing? Don't shoot, I told you not to shoot, did you hear me? Get out of the way, let me get out of the way." Liu Bang was about to run outside, he really couldn't afford to lose this person, so he ran away Halfway through, he was suddenly surrounded by a group of reporters who rushed over.

These reporters also heard that there was a large-scale agricultural product fair in the ecological park today, so they came to do interviews. As a result, at the end of the conference, some people pulled their crotch in the venue after eating the fruit they brought.

How could they let go of such big news.

At this time, more than a dozen cameras and several video recorders were all aimed at Liu Bang, taking pictures frantically. There was a young and beautiful female reporter in the crowd, who was holding her nose while taking pictures, because the smell on Liu Bang's body was really strong. It stinks.

But thinking that this information will be the headline of tomorrow's agriculture sector, it will definitely attract a lot of attention, so the beautiful reporter Zhou Qian resisted the stench and focused on the photographer's material.

Liu Bang didn't let Liu Bang go until the reporters were almost done taking pictures. Liu Bang felt that the entire crotch was full, and he had to stand on tiptoe when he walked, fearing that something would be leaked. Anyone who saw it couldn't help but want to laugh out loud, it was extremely funny.

After Liu Bang and Xu Wenrui left the venue, the order of the venue slowly stabilized, and the stench gradually dissipated. The seven expert judges will sit on the podium, each looking uglier than the other. Standing up to speak, they buried their heads and dared not look at the contemptuous eyes cast by the crowd below.

Many people have tasted the big black tea brought by Liu Bang. Since Liu Bang ran away with a stomachache, many people in the venue started to have stomach troubles one after another, and then ran out to solve it.

This further shows that there is absolutely a problem with the Australian black grapes. As Chen Ye said, chemical elements are added in it to catalyze the cultivation of black grapes.

Chen Ye knew that after taking a small amount of big black tea, this chemical agent would not cause too much harm to the body if it entered the body. After the stomach trouble was resolved, there would be no problem.

So many people had diarrhea at the venue, but things didn't make a big fuss, and the final closing ceremony of the fair continued.

(End of this chapter)