The years I was a birdman

Chapter 111
Although the two 'Mr. Yin and Yang' are not very old, what they say is indeed the same. As I introduced before, some of them are surnamed Lin and one is surnamed Zhang. At this time, Zhou Shengnan was still rolling on the kang. Shouting and cursing, both of them didn't pay attention, the gentleman surnamed Zhang said to Liang Xianshan: "Brother Liang, it's really hard to say about our sister-in-law's 'illness', you just said that she was wearing an old dress when she came back ? Throw it away, can you take it out?"

In all fairness, the two of them spoke very politely, and Liang Xianshan didn't feel like those worldly masters who were talking like they were giving advice. On the contrary, they gave him the feeling that they were just two ordinary buddies who spoke very well. Humility, but as the saying goes, if you know how to draw a big tiger, you can't draw bones. Looking at the handsome man, I don't know if he has a heart attack. Thinking of the usury he had to bear to invite these two people, Liang Xianshan felt sore in his heart.

But he knew that now is not the time to think about these things, as long as his wife can get better, he thought, so he hurriedly brought in the shroud that was thrown outside and handed it to the two of them. He held a tattered and foul-smelling dress in his hand, examined it carefully for a while, and then said to Liang Xianshan: "You can't be wrong, look at the paw prints, it belongs to a fox, as long as you know it's not talking nonsense, come on, next Brother, don't talk, just watch us."

Here is a word, the meaning of Mr. Zhang’s surname, why is it difficult to handle, the folks say that one retaliates one retaliation, no matter what you do in life, there must be a reason, including why people eat, why demons harm people, and people eat There is a reason, you can’t live without eating, but people have to grow food to eat, and eat the food grown, it’s a matter of course, this is the "law of heaven", not limited by cause and effect, to put it bluntly, it is equivalent exchange, there is no free food in the world If there is no reason, it is purely looking for death, which is equivalent to eating a king's meal, 80.00% of which will not end well, but the so-called seamless eggs in this world, monsters also have wisdom, they So I came up with various methods, including the "spirit fish" used to find a substitute, or the "money for life" used to steal the corpse, these are all loopholes in the way of heaven.

And the method used by Hu Laoyao is the rabbit, the rabbit is obviously designed in advance, and the dress, which means "food and clothing", and food and clothing are used in exchange for your life, as long as Zhou Shengnan accepts it. These two things are equivalent to signing a contract to a certain extent, voluntarily giving one's body to the 'big fairy' for use.

Once possessed, it would be very difficult to drive that thing away.

The book returns to the main story, the two gentlemen took out a box of 'Hardman' brand cigarettes from their pockets, and came to the kang, only to see that Mr. Lin said to Zhou Shengnan on the kang: "Ok!" Come on, come to the middleman, don't do it (three times), say what you have to say, will it work?"

When Zhou Shengnan heard what Mr. Lin said, his eyes suddenly narrowed into a line, and he stopped swearing. He sat cross-legged on the kang, looked at the two of them, and asked in a hoarse voice: "You two are disciples of the Ma family. ?”

Those two people shook their heads, and Mr. Lin, who was modest, said, "I don't have that kind of blessing. We came from the south."

Unexpectedly, Zhou Shengnan spit at Mr. Lin: "Bah, what's your business if you're not a disciple of the Ma family? Get lost!"

"Oh, you..." Just as Mr. Lin was about to get angry, he was stopped by Mr. Zhang. He smiled, then took out a cigarette and stuffed it directly into Zhou Shengnan's mouth, and then He said: "Come on, I'll go down if I give you some steps. Don't care if we are from the south or the north, as long as I can help you with the matter, will it be all right?"

After finishing speaking, he took out something like a yellow paper talisman from his pocket, lit it with a match, and then stretched it to Zhou Shengnan's mouth to help her light a cigarette. After lighting a cigarette for her, he approached happily, took two or three puffs, and half of a cigarette was dropped, but the ash did not fall off, giving the impression that the cigarette was still whole.

While lighting it, Mr. Wen suddenly grabbed her chin with his right hand, preventing her from opening her mouth. Holding the burning talisman in his left hand, he said, "If you say something good, you have to say something bad." Yes, otherwise you don't take us seriously, I think you have some skills, believe it or not, I will burn your skills to death?"

That Zhou Shengnan looked at the burning talisman, and was obviously a little scared. She nodded unceasingly, and she agreed to negotiate. Seeing that it agreed, Mr. Zhang got up, stamped out the fire with his foot, and then said to the talisman attached to Zhou Shengnan. Dongxi said, "Okay, then let's talk for a while. Dare I ask which cave the Immortal is cultivating in? What is the purpose of being attached to this person?"

That Zhou Shengnan took another puff of cigarette, didn't spit it out, sucked it directly into his stomach, and then said: "Your uncle, I am formally Hu Qiye's disciple and grandson, and I am the youngest Hu, what are you doing here today? Hehe, Revenge! They chiseled down our dojo and made us cut off the incense, this revenge must be avenged!"

After hearing what she said, Mr. Zhang turned around and asked Liang Xianshan what was going on. After Liang Xianshan thought for a while, he told the two of them about the Fox Fairy Temple at the entrance of the village. After listening to Mr. Zhang, he thought After a while, he said to the young lady Hu: "That's not right, logically speaking, there is a grievance and a debtor, and these people are just following the instructions of their superiors. If you want to go to your superiors, the disaster What are the common people doing?"

"Bah! If I could have found me sooner...why should I listen to you, who are you? Hurry up, if you want them to stop in the whole village, hurry up and fix the temple for me, and then prepare the three animals Sacrifice, welcome us back!"

The youngest Hu said arrogantly, it thought that these two people could do nothing to it, but it was wrong. Although these two people are young, they are people with real skills, and because of their young age, So he dared to say anything, only to see Mr. Zhang, who had always been amiable, suddenly changed his face. He pointed at the possessed Zhou Shengnan and cursed: "Fuck off! You kicked your nose on your face, didn't you? I really thought I wouldn't Dare to do something to you, right?"

"You..." That old Hu was taken aback by Mr. Zhang's sudden swearing. Before he could reply, Mr. Zhang cursed again: "Think about your patriarch Hu Qideng not What are you complaining about, what are you brats doing? If you have the ability, why don’t you go to Zhongnanhai? Is he the only one who bullies the good and fears the evil? Spare money to build a temple for you? Return the three animal sacrifices, hurry up, get out of here! I am so old and I haven’t eaten all the three animals! Besides, what benefits do you say offering you? Look This village is poor! Damn, I had nothing to say when I offered you, but now I’m out? What did you do two years ago? Are you scared? Now that all the educated youths have returned to the city, you came out, and tell you, there are no doors. Hurry up, all I can give you is a pack of cigarettes, nothing else, what are you doing!!!”

At that time Liang Xianshan was stunned, he didn't expect that Mr. Zhang would really dare to scold him, and he scolded so fiercely, he opened his mouth like a machine gun, jumping out words.

Sure enough, that so-called Hu Lao Yao was furious, and said that he wanted to kill them, and Zhou Shengnan's expression was distorted for a moment, as if he had become an old lady, his facial features were crowded together, and his face was full of wrinkles.

Liang Xianshan was terrified, he hurriedly said to Mr. Zhang: "Sir, sir! It's all right, it's all right!"

Mr. Zhang said to Liang Xianshan seriously: "It's okay, you go stand outside for a while, don't come in unless I tell you, don't worry, sister-in-law is fine, I promise, go."

After all, he ignored Liang Xianshan and nodded to Mr. Lin. Mr. Lin opened the package, took out a black cloth bag from inside and threw it to Mr. Zhang. He took out a string of pitch-black copper coins, which were held together with a rope, and held like a stick in his hand.

Seeing that this gentleman seemed to be about to attack, Liang Xianshan felt worried, but there was nothing he could do about it, so he retreated and squatted in the yard, his heart was in a state of turmoil. After a while, he heard the sound of fighting in the room. There was also the hoarse shouting, and after a while, only the shouting of his wife came from the room: "Xianshan, help! They are going to kill me!!"

Liang Xianshan's heart was shocked, as if he was bewitched by something, he stood up suddenly and was about to rush into the house, but just as he reached the door, he heard Mr. Zhang's voice in the room: "Don't come in! It's in the house. Confused you, run away and cover your ears!!"

Liang Xianshan woke up suddenly. He knew that he had almost made a big mistake, so he ran a long way away in a hurry, squatted on the ground, and covered his ears with his hands, but the voice seemed to resound in his heart again, It was very torturous, and made him feel that he would be much happier if he died like this.

After a long time, the voice finally stopped, the door opened, and two tired gentlemen came out. Liang Xianshan rushed to meet him, and before he could speak, the gentleman surnamed Zhang said to him: "Go into the house." Go, sister-in-law is fine."

After Liang Xianshan listened, he couldn't care less about anything else, so he hurried into the room to see that his daughter-in-law had calmed down. She was lying on the kang, and seemed to be asleep. Liang Xianshan hurriedly shook her awake, and Zhou Shengnan woke up. After that, he didn't remember the experience of being possessed at all. Later, Liang Xianshan thanked the two gentlemen for wanting to keep them for dinner, but the two gentlemen refused, saying that it was the duty of the practitioners. And they still have some things to go to Qitaihe, so don't bother them. After finishing talking, the two left.

(End of this chapter)