The years I was a birdman

Chapter 115 Scam

"I want you to ask your father for some money, and then lend me, okay?" Zhang Shifei said to Fatty Li. Li Lanying took a sip, obviously disdainful. What's wrong with me?!"

Looking at the fat man in front of him, Zhang Shifei felt a little impatient. He knew that the fat man was just putting on airs, so he said to him, "Don't do this with me. Tell me, do you want to borrow it?"

"No." The fat man continued to pick his nose.

"Don't you dare? You're afraid that your father won't give you money, so you said that, right?" Zhang Shifei said to him with words.

Li Lanying was a little dissatisfied immediately: "Who said that? Do you think my old man is so stingy to your father?"

"Then you hit it, it's so nice to say it, shit, what a grandson."

"Okay, you wait!" Li Lanying picked up the phone angrily. Zhang Shifei was so happy that besides fighting the sky and the earth, he had fun playing with Li Lanying. It's a lot of fun.

But he knows that Fatty is a typical durian-mouthed radish heart. Although he doesn't say it, he is clear in his heart. The relationship between him and Zhang Shifei should be nothing to worry about, just like close buddies. No matter what he says, he He will also help with this, men are like this, they say one thing and actually do another.

The fat man picked up the phone arrogantly, and said to Zhang Shifei, "Look at me."

After all, he found his father's number and dialed it, and switched it to the hands-free state. After a while, the call was connected, and Li Lanying suddenly changed his tone. He told Zhang Shifei not to speak. At the same time, he said flatteringly, "Dad, give me some money?"

"What do you want money for? How much?" Li Lanying's father said in a low voice over the phone.

"15, I want to help my brother and sister redeem themselves."

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Du, Du, Fatty Li and Zhang Shifei became very awkward in an instant. Why is this scene so familiar?

Li Lanying angrily put away the phone, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "The collusion is over! The old brothers must have colluded! Mom... no, it must be like this, or my old man will definitely give me money. Alas, this is terrible, what are you going to do?"

Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, and then said to Li Lanying, "What can I do, I can only ask for a split."

"What are you asking me for?" Just as Zhang Shifei said this, the door of Fuze Hall opened, and Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing, who seemed to be making soy sauce all the time, walked in. They each carried two plastic bags , steamed stuffed bun and soybean milk respectively, I saw that Mr. Cui threw the things in his hand on the table, and then sat on the chair and complained: "It's inhumane, you two, as apprentices, let the master buy breakfast. "

"I would like to admit defeat." Fatty Li stood up, picked up a bun from the plastic bag and threw it into his mouth, took another sip of soy milk, and said with a sip, "Who made you lose in the boxing game just now?"

Then Mr. Cui was furious. It seems that he was very upset about the rules of buying breakfast for the boxing game, but there is no way, who let him make it himself. I saw that he kept talking, and said to Yi Xinxing who was beside him: "Look, look, look, the quality of this newcomer, alas..."

The man named Yi Xinxing always seemed to be smiling, and he said to Mr. Cui: "Don't talk about others, you are not very good."

After all, he took off the gloves on his prosthetic hand, and suddenly a cool prosthetic limb appeared in front of everyone. Is it the first time Zhang Shifei saw this really cool prosthetic hand? In his eyes, this Yi Xinxing The prosthetic hand can be compared with the Swiss Army Knife Chinese Army Shovel. It seems to be made of pure steel. ballpoint pen.

After he touched a position on the back of the prosthetic hand with his left hand, the hand made a crisp sound of 'clicking', the four fingers formed a fist, and only the middle finger stood up. He thought about shaking his hand again. , A small fork protruded from the middle finger.

Yi Xinxing inserted a steamed bun with the small fork of his middle finger, raised his middle finger and said to Mr. Cui, "Okay, do you want to eat steamed stuffed bun?"

Mr. Cui patted his hand away and said in a speechless voice, "Go over there and stop scolding me."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were also a little dumbfounded. Although it was introduced before, this Yi Xinxing seems to be an expert in tricks, but what kind of tricks are you doing with your middle finger?And you can do it with the mechanism, get a small fork up, it is probably not of much use except for picnics.

Mr. Cui seemed unwilling to talk to his golden partner, so he asked the right and wrong: "By the way, what did you ask of me just now?"

Zhang Shifei saw that Mr. Cui asked, so he had to say a little embarrassedly: "Well, brother split, it's an emergency, can you pay some money in advance?"

"How much?" Mr. Cui fainted when he heard about borrowing money, and he asked weakly.

"15." Zhang Shifei said.

"How much?" Mr. Cui's eyes widened suddenly, as if he couldn't believe his ears.

"Well... 14 is fine." Zhang Shifei also felt that he was a bit too much. Although he was familiar with this part, after all, he didn't have the iron relationship with Fatty Li. Although they The job he does is very far away, but according to the common sense, Zhang Shifei is just a part-time worker of Mr. Cui. The employee borrowed more than [-] yuan from the boss for no reason. I wonder if any boss would agree, and Mr. Cui is usually very stingy and belongs to A contestant who can drink five bottles of beer with three peanuts, Zhang Shifei's voice really scared him enough.

"What are you going to do??" Seeing his appearance seemed more frightening than seeing a monster.

Zhang Shifei sighed, knowing that if he wanted to borrow money, he couldn't hide some things, so he told Mr. Cui about the relationship between himself and Xu Ying, his voice was very soft, and his tone was full of helplessness, Sometimes Zhang Shifei felt that he was really a master of storytelling, while Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing listened with fascination. Mr. Cui was okay, but Mr. Yi was very exaggerated. When I was there, my eyes were full of tears, and I ate buns while crying.

But later on, especially when it came to Liang Yuner's life experience, those two people were a little stunned. When they heard that two gentlemen went to help Zhou Shengnan exorcise the demon, their expressions seemed to be rather awkward.

After a long time, Zhang Shifei finished speaking, and then said to Mr. Cui: "That's it, so, I need money very much now, please share, lend me first, and I will definitely pay you back."

Mr. Cui was silent after listening, as if he was thinking about something, but Yi Xinxing next to him said to Mr. Cui angrily: "Hey, you said that these two old bastards will cheat money at that time." gone?"

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying naturally didn't know who the "old miscellaneous hair" was in Yi Xinxing's mouth. They saw that Mr. Cui raised his head, signaled Yi Xinxing to stop talking, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I'm sorry, this I can't lend you money."

Zhang Shifei was suddenly disappointed after hearing the parting words, alas, Mr. Cui has nothing to do here, what should we do?Do you want to become a big bird and rob a bank?Don't be kidding, I will definitely be shot twice by those idle mensao armed police and sent to the zoo!
It seemed that Mr. Cui hadn't finished speaking. Just when Zhang Shifei was at a loss, he said again: "Don't worry, I don't lend you money because I'm short of money, but..."

"But what?" Faced with this split, Zhang Shifei really lost his temper at all.

Then Mr. Cui sneered, and then said seriously: "I mean, this money should not be taken by your girlfriend!"

"What do you mean?" Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were stunned when they heard this, but seeing that Mr. Cui didn't seem to be joking, they asked him what was going on.

Mr. Cui thought for a while, and then said to the two of them: "To tell you the truth, the two magic sticks surnamed Zhang and Lin mentioned by Liang Yun'er are very likely to be my senior brothers. It’s impossible to cheat the poor out of their money.”

"Impossible, if that's the case, what's with the 200 yuan?" Zhang Shifei couldn't believe it. Isn't this a coincidence?

But things in this world are so coincidental sometimes, as the saying goes, there is no coincidence, so Mr. Cui sneered again, his eyes shone with shrewdness, and he seemed to have guessed the situation when he rolled his eyes. The mystery of it, I just heard him say: "Hey, it's hard to say, just think about it, if an opportunistic old bastard meets a young man with a fat face, who will he let go?"

Zhang Shifei suddenly understood, and he said in surprise, "You...you mean..."

"That's right," Mr. Cui nodded, and then said: "Then Liang Xianshan was probably tricked by Mr. He. Let me ask, we Mr. Yin and Yang are there to eliminate harm for the people. How can a rich man or something cheat the poor?"

Yes indeed!Why didn't I think of this! !Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying suddenly realized that if this is really the case, it would be really terrible, what a scam this is!May I ask how the pain of Liang Yuner's mother and daughter have been calculated for so many years?
The Fuze hall suddenly became quiet, only the sound of Yi Xinxing eating buns was left. At this time, Mr. Cui picked up his cell phone and made a call, put down the cell phone and said, "Don't talk about it, it's really true. Coincidentally, the person concerned, Mr. Lin, returned to Harbin in the afternoon, so what we say is all guesswork, let's hear what he has to say in the afternoon."

Zhang Shifei nodded dully. There are two questions in his mind now. If Mr. Cui's analysis is correct, should he tell Liang Yun'er about this matter? ?

(End of this chapter)