The years I was a birdman

Chapter 12 Hope
Zhang Shifei was a little speechless, this old lamp, are you talking in your sleep here?
But there is no way, what he said now, I can listen to it, he thought truthfully, so he said to Chen Tuan: "Then, that's it, ah, by the way, is there any way you can let us go back? Just leave this continent and go back to your own home."

After taking a sip from the teacup, Chen Tuan said to Zhang Shifei, "Of course, it's very simple."

After that, he took out a writing brush from the wide cuff of the suit on his body, and said: "With this thing, you can freely go in and out of Yingzhou and the world. I used it for walking around before."

Depend on!Great!Didn't expect to be able to go home so easily! !Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying said happily: "Thank you!! Thank you!!"

I saw that Chen Tuan smiled slightly, and then said: "Don't be too busy thanking you, it's not that simple, you can borrow you, but..."

The two of them were stunned again, his uncle, something will go wrong again! ?
Looking at the old lamp looking up and down his body with wretched and blurred sleepy eyes, Zhang Shifei shuddered again. Why is this feeling so familiar?
He doesn't want my feathers too, does he? !Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei couldn't help but tense up.

So Zhang Shifei tentatively asked, "But what?"

He is now going all out, even if Chen Tuan wants to pull him into a white chicken, he will agree.

Because this place is absolutely disgusting.

It seemed to be the middle of the night at this time, and the light from the bamboo forest was reflected on Chen Tuan's face. He took a sip of tea, and then said slowly: "However, have you ever thought about it, with your current figure, even if you return Is it useless in this world?"

Yes indeed!How did you forget it just now!Zhang Shifei turned his head to look at a bear, and Li Lianying turned his head to look at a chicken (first perspective).

Even if I go back, I can’t do it in my current capacity. A bear and a peacock appear on the streets of Harbin. They will definitely be arrested by the urban management department and sent to No. 95 Hexing Road, which is now located in Pigeon Cave District, Acheng. From the North Forest Zoo! !

Thinking of this, both of them broke out in cold sweat at the same time, but Zhang Shifei looked at Chen Tuan's old lamp, and hope was rekindled in his heart, so he hurriedly said to Chen Tuan: "Uncle! You are a fairy, aren't you?" ? You must have a way to transform us back, right?"

Chen Tuan shook his head, and then said to the two of them: "If you say it irresponsibly, yes, if you say it responsibly, you don't."

Fatty Li was stunned by Zhang Shifei, and Zhang Shifei asked, "How do you say it?"

Then Chen Tuan said slowly: "If you want to say it's irresponsible, I can completely change you two back. It can only last for half a year, because you didn't become feathered beasts when you encountered spells. I think you two... seem to be similar to Duoshe, that is, the soul is attached to another body, and the fusion is not bad. Therefore, since your true nature is like this now, it is impossible to change back to your previous appearance for a long time by external force."

When the two of them heard what Chen Tuan said, they were almost scared to pee, no, no, no such exaggeration, although they didn't understand why the back house was still the house, but they basically understood the general idea, meaning He couldn't turn the two of them into human beings for a long time.

So the two hurriedly asked: "Then what should we do?"

I saw Chen Tuan laughed, and then put the teacup on the table. The water seemed to be full as if it hadn't been touched. I saw Chen Tuan said: "Don't worry, the same has changed. It's better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. Since ancient times, there have been tens of thousands of techniques of humanization, and those beasts with fur and horns have also been transformed into human forms?"

The two didn't understand, Chen Tuan was embarrassed, so he explained in an easy-to-understand manner: "I mean, let the two of you practice on your own, and when the Taoism is accomplished, you will naturally return to your human body permanently. Is it?"

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying suddenly understood, so they hoped to possess again, so there is still this method! !Cultivation, what an awesome word, these two words can often remind people of those awesome pretenders in novels or those bumpkins who don't know anything, or being hunted down or coerced or Forced to fall down and choose it, I found that there was still such a book in the cave, so after many years of practice, I was able to ride the ducks, tease the water, ride the flying swallows, and kill the Quartet.

People, they were all forced out, otherwise they wouldn't know how to practice.Fatty Li thought.

I have to say, how much these two words have been harmed by the ancient oriental YY martial arts fantasy patriotic TV series since childhood, who has never had a martial arts wish?Who hasn't dreamed of cultivating immortals?
The two are naturally no exception.

Now I don’t know how to come to this so-called land of immortals in Yingzhou, and I also met such an incomprehensible old lamp, and what’s more, I even want to cultivate an adult! The probability of this matter is too low, basically Zero, it is a bit like a story, like a miracle, but the things around at this moment tell the two of them all the time, the so-called probability is basically zero, but the decision is not equal to zero.

All of this is so real.

And sometimes the world needs miracles.

However, while Zhang Shifei was excited, he was still a little worried. Cultivation doesn't sound like a simple matter. You must know that compulsory education is still nine years away. As a result, he looked at Fatty Li beside him and thought, The one who should be finished is still finished. This cultivation must be more difficult than going to school, but not easy. How long will it take to become a human being?

So he hurriedly asked Chen Tuan: "Then...how long will it take us to transform back into human form?"

Chen Tuan smiled, then stretched his waist and said: "I found out that everything you said was taken for granted. I only told you the method. That was the opportunity you chose to come here just now, and I don't owe you anything. , why should I teach you?"

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were stunned, and at the same time were speechless. Zhang Shifei wanted to refute a few words, but found that he couldn't say anything.

Indeed, these two people have what they want since they were young, and everything is too easy to get, so they don't think how to fight for it, so the two gradually feel that no matter what it is, as long as they want it, it is only natural Yes, because they are rich, they are superior to others, including material things, ostentation, fighting, and love.

They are the center, they are the sun, and the earth must revolve around them.

I have never encountered these things today, so I have been so flustered since last night, and I have never been rejected, so I am so speechless now.

In fact, I believe that everyone has experienced this kind of emotion more or less. This may be the short-term happiness bestowed on us by fate. Everyone, especially our generation, will feel from the moment they are born that this world is I exist for myself, but as time goes by, people will grow up slowly, and suddenly one day I will find that this world does not exist for me. On the contrary, I am only a small part of this world. Tiny is very small, like a grain of sand, a speck of dust.

As a result, some people figured it out, and they began to slowly adapt to this society and this world.

When you discover these things, then it may prove that you have really grown up.

At least Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying encountered this situation for the first time. They both felt as if their chests were blocked by something and could not speak.

Chen Tuan picked up the teacup again and drank slowly, without looking at them.

To die with dignity, or to live with a bow?

This is a choice that everyone has made. A choice may change a person's destiny. This is often the case when facing family, emotion, and society.

Zhang Shifei compromised.

He knows that if he wants to live, he has to do everything, and now it is not only himself, but also his brother. If he has offended peacock before when he becomes a peacock, then Li Lanying is innocent, at least let him go back safely. , as long as he can go back, he is basically willing to do anything, let alone begging for help in a low voice.

So he jumped down from the stone table, and lay down on the ground with his head together, kneeling right down. Seeing his brother like this, the fat man beside him couldn't help saying loudly: "Old Zhang! What are you doing! ? As for this??”

"Shut up!" Zhang Shifei said, "Haven't you noticed? With our previous temper, we couldn't survive."

After finishing speaking, it put its head on the ground and said to Chen Tuan: "I'm sorry, we were too powerless just now, please, please take pity on us, old gentleman, and accept us as apprentices, I am very grateful!"

Seeing Zhang Shifei like this, the fat man on the side was stunned, and after a while, he sighed, walked over, fell on the ground with a plop, and said to Chen Tuan, "Please...please. "

Chen Tuan turned his head to look at the two of them, and after thinking for a while, he smiled, then got up and said: "Young man, remember, in this world, you must be able to bend and stretch. Get up, I just want to see you." Let you understand a truth, just understand."

After hearing what Chen Tuan said, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were overjoyed and said, "Then you agree?"

I saw that Chen Tuan smiled, then stretched his waist again, then turned around and walked towards the broken wooden house, just listening to him walking, he said: "It's easy to think, if cultivating the Tao is so simple, then the world can really do it." All of you are Buddhas. If you want to be my disciple, you have to pass the test first. It’s getting late, so I have to go back to sleep quickly, ah yes, "

Having said this, he stood at the door and turned his head to the two of them and said, "You two can sleep in the room or outside as you like, anyway, the bed is enough, don't worry about the chamber pot over there, or you will bear the consequences."

Zhang Shifei asked with some peace of mind: "Is it okay if you don't care about it? There's nothing in it..."

Chen Tuan waved his hand and said, "It's okay, anyway, besides Liu Ling, we are the only ones left in Yingzhou."

After he finished speaking, he yawned and fled to the back room, leaving behind Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying, who got up quietly, where is the sleepiness coming from at this moment?

Just sit by the stone table, look up at the huge moon, and those never-before-seen galaxies, the two of them didn't speak, each with their own thoughts, just sat quietly like this.

The night returned to calm again, and the bamboo forest was still emitting a faint green light. All the two of them heard was the flapping of bamboo leaves, and the cursing thoughts of the teapot in the distance.

(End of this chapter)