The years I was a birdman

Chapter 148 Funeral Call
"Well, the purpose of calling everyone here today is to discuss together, the next step of our development... Hey! Go to the side and play! Let's talk about serious things!"

In the "Little Soul Children's Kindergarten" next to Fuze Hall, Zhang Shifei, Li Lanying, Cai Handong, Mr. Cui, Yi Xinxing, and five people were sitting around a small table covered with stickers. Sitting on the little mazar was a bit troublesome, he seemed to have not woken up yet, rubbing his eye feces while shrinking his stomach in pain.

It was the morning at this time, and the children in the kindergarten were shouting happily, laughing and playing, but they couldn't stop. Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly: "I said split up, can we not stay here? Let's make more trouble Are you panicking?"

Cui Xi'an scratched his hair, and then said impatiently to Zhang Shifei: "No way, although Liu Yudi is back, but it was a class reunion today, and no one was watching from the kindergarten, so I called you here, wait After the meeting, some of you will work for me, and those of you who don't work, play with these little ancestors, do you hear me?"

Well, as expected, this division has an intention, so why hold a meeting, open his uncle, to put it bluntly, they are used as cheap labor, the rookie trio headed by Zhang Shifei all smiled bitterly at the same time, saying that this kindergarten is enough It's out of tune, Zhang Shifei discovered this from the first time he came here, it's the same out of tune as that split, from the name, it can be seen that it's still 'Little Lingtong', why isn't it called PHS? ?Did he choose this name because he was afraid that the mobile phone signal would be too strong? He also asked Mr. Cui about this question, and Mr. Cui told him with disdain at the time. That girl's taste is different from others.

At that time, Zhang Shifei asked him curiously: Then what name did you want to take?

Mr. Cui sighed, and then said to Zhang Shifei: Originally, I wanted to call it 'Chuma Disciple Kindergarten', alas.

At that time, a black line appeared on Zhang Shifei's forehead, and he thought to himself: Well, you are even more tasteless than that Liu Yudi, and you even went to "Ma Disciples Kindergarten". what?

"Old Zhang, what are you thinking?" Li Lanying looked at Zhang Shifei in a daze, and patted him. Zhang Shifei came back to his senses, then shook his head and said, "It's okay, let's split up for the meeting."

"Well, let's talk about it today..." It's hard for Mr. Cui. While talking to everyone, he has to take care of the children from time to time. Because it's too messy, Zhang Shifei didn't listen to it at all. What Mr. Cui is talking about, in fact, even if you don’t listen to him, you know it, it’s nothing more than those words.

When he was going to work in the morning, Cai Handong called him, saying that last night Mr. Cui asked him to come over today. Since Cai Handong is in the same boat now, he specially asked for a day off. He was already at the entrance of Fuzetang, but he couldn't get in because the door was locked, so Zhang Shifei rushed over in a hurry, and saw that Cai Handong was sitting pitifully in front of Fuzetang, looking at Zhang Shifei with the same expression as that Tu Shan looked like a stone, making Zhang Shifei shudder, he was a little puzzled, normally speaking, Mr. Cui should have woken up by now, why didn't he open the door?

Zhang Shifei had the key to Fuze Hall, so he unlocked the lock with a trace of suspicion, opened the door, and the two walked in. They saw that Mr. Cui was lying beside the computer, with his head buried in his hands, naked. With only a T-shirt on his shoulders, the old monitor with a big head was still on, and Mr. Cui fell asleep just like that.

When Zhang Shifei saw this scene at the time, he felt a little guilty, because before he left last night, Mr. Cui told him that he should check the information carefully and see if there are any strange things happening in various places recently. Now he is sleeping on the computer. Seeing the previous scene in Zhang Shifei's eyes, he immediately felt a little uncomfortable.

You must know that although Mr. Cui speaks viciously and behaves vulgarly, he has always supported Zhang and Li unconditionally behind his back, including the money for saving Liang Yuner. Mr. Cui never mentioned these things to Zhang Shifei. But Zhang Shifei always kept it in his heart.

It seems that he must have been up all night, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, what a pity for him, in fact, Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing were the real volunteers in the whole demon egg incident, but Fatty and I... Sigh , do not say worth mentioning.

Thinking of this, he smiled at Cai Handong, walked over quietly without making a sound, intending to carry him back to the back room to sleep without waking Mr. Cui, after all, he worked too hard.

But just as the two of them walked to the computer, they heard a "ding" sound from the speaker. This sound was very familiar to Zhang Zhengfei, and it was clearly the sound of Thunder downloading. what?

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei stepped forward to look at the computer screen, feeling as if he had eaten a fly in his heart, only to see that '[Blu-ray] The Complete Works of Yoshizawa Akiho.ZIP' was clearly displayed on the page that was being cleaned after downloading. .

Depend on!Zhang Shifei almost cursed out loud. He looked at the size of the compressed package. It was more than five gigabytes. All Doudizhu are offline, and now these five G movies have been downloaded for the whole night, which is almost perfect.

Cai Handong smiled awkwardly at Zhang Shifei. He didn't know Mr. Cui very well, so it was hard to say anything. Zhang Shifei didn't have anything to hide. He looked at Mr. Cui who was still sleeping soundly with contempt. Seeing him drooling with his mouth open, he might be having an obscene dream.

Damn, this porn monster.Zhang Shifei took a sip. Is this the information he checked?

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He looked at Mr. Cui, thinking that he was already out of tune, but he didn't expect this split to be even more out of tune. In the name of researching information, he downloaded porn all night. How can there be any reason for this? go?

It's really wasted. I still cared about him just now, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, he can't let him sleep so peacefully, he must take revenge on him, but how to take revenge?
Zhang Shifei rolled his eyes, then took his thoughts into consideration, came to the computer with a smirk on his face, and downloaded a classic song of [-], "Everyone Oars and Opens a Big Boat".

There was another 'ding', and Zhang Shifei muted the speaker with a smirk. After double-clicking the song, it was directly tuned to the climax, paused, and then dropped the subwoofer to the loudest sound.

At that time, when Cai Handong saw Zhang Shifei doing these actions, he couldn't help thinking it was funny, so he didn't say anything. Zhang Shifei sneered, and then clicked play.

"Help him in the same boat and let the sea give way! Hey! When the chant shouts, the waves step aside! Ha!! Hundreds of boats fight for the flow! Hey, the waves are behind the shore and the shore is ahead~~!!!!"

Although he was prepared, Zhang Shifei was still taken aback by this ruthless song. The subwoofer is really domineering, and everyone is paddling the big boat with one hand. Jumped up suddenly, and then yelled: "Oh my god!!"

Hahaha, deserve it!Zhang Shifei was enjoying watching this on the sidelines, thinking that you, a porn monster, have finally received your karma, and the boat was blown up by everyone rowing.

Mr. Cui jumped up, looked at Zhang Shifei and Cai Handong, and immediately lost his temper. He hurriedly turned off the terrible song, and then yelled at Zhang Shifei: "Are you sick!?"

Hehe, you have medicine, Zhang Shifei laughed out loud, Cai Handong couldn't hold back anymore, and finally laughed out, Zhang Shifei said to Mr Cui: "You are the only one who is sick, we agreed to check the information, you say you What are you playing?"

"I'm happy!" Mr. Cui said angrily, staring at the dark circles under his eyes.

But he seemed a little guilty, so he didn't get to know Zhang Shifei anymore. Seeing that Cai Handong had come, he asked Zhang Shifei to call Li Lanying, saying he was coming for a meeting.

After everyone arrived, this small meeting, which is euphemistically called the "Evil Elimination Seminar", was about to start. Then Liu Yudi opened the door and came in. After Mr. Cui asked him why he came, he was full of reluctance. But the New Year is not a festival, what will this girl get together with her classmates?But there is no way, who let the kindergarten have half of Mr. Cui's, so everyone moved to the kindergarten collectively, first dismissed the children for free activities, and then occupied their lunch table, and started this very noisy small meeting.

Some useful information mixed with some nonsense, said from the mouth of that Mr. Cui, it is obvious that these are all for that Cai Handong. After about four or ten minutes, Mr. Cui finished speaking. Cai Handong said: "That's it, Dongzi, you are different from these two guys, the current situation is really dangerous, and you don't have the ability to protect yourself, so it's best not to come here for nothing, understand? "

Cai Handong nodded. Indeed, this is the most sensible choice for him. You must know that what Zhang Shifei and the others have to face now is likely to be one after another. Cai Handong is not enough to rely on a pirated eye , it is very likely that there will be accidents, so he nodded, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Okay, I will wait for news from now on, if you need my ability, please call me and promise to be on call , By the way, what are you going to do next?"

Mr. Cui bent down to pick up a small leather ball on the ground, rubbed it repeatedly in his hand, and said seriously: "Stay on the sidelines and wait for the rabbit, let's adapt to all changes with the same, I hope those egg monsters will come one by one, just as we can Weaken their power one by one."

Everyone nodded, indeed, this decision was correct, just like the song sung in the morning, everyone rowed and sailed the big boat, and now the egg demon really has the advantage in number, and among them, Cai Handong The combat strength of the team is basically five, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying are still in the growth stage, and only Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing can really fight. The situation is not optimistic.

At this moment, a child who looked like five or six years old walked over with his nose dripping. He pulled Mr. Cui's sleeve and said, "Old Cui, that ball is mine..."

"Old Cui, call me the director!" That Mr. Cui smiled wryly, then threw the ball back to the child, and then he stood up and said: "That's it, disband, but don't leave, help me!" I watch the kids."

This old boy Yi Xinxing is really not stupid, so he made excuses and ran away first when he saw this. Before he ran, he smiled and gave Zhang Shifei a meaningful look. You must know that Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying are really unwilling. But there's no other way, that part is a devil's muscular man, just like the so-called cannibalism and softness of others, the two of them cannibalize others and take advantage of others, naturally they have no right to say no, and that Cai Handong seems They seemed to be willing to help, so everyone smiled wryly and got up, followed Mr. Cui's order, and started a job they had never done before.

take the kids.

His uncle, he has never heard of an exorcist with a child, let alone a monster with a child. Zhang Shifei thought silently while distributing apples to those little ancestors, it seems that what was written in those books was all fake Yes, what kind of monster exorcist is the same virtue as a normal person!

To be honest, to a certain extent, children are more tiring than fighting monsters, because you can never understand what is going on in the minds of these brats. After a few hours, Mr. Zhang Shifei was exhausted, so Mr. Cui asked him to come over and help out. The fat man was not much better. Although he is usually quite sloppy, he has nothing to do with these children. Those children Laughing and bumping into his fat belly in turn, it seems that his big belly was used as a sandbag, making the fat man dumbfounded, Cai Handong is the most leisurely little subject, after all, he is a reporter, with a sharp tongue, sitting on a small stool for those Children tell stories, and it is a joy to tell them.

Fortunately, those children seemed to like the three of them very much. A chubby child grabbed Li Lanying's hand and kept saying, "Ms. Li, Mr. Li, let's turn on the computer and play games."

Now, if those children don't torture Li Lanying's stomach anymore, he may be allowed to do anything, so he hurriedly turned on the computer and said to the children, "What are you playing?"

A child said: "A small web game, yesterday I played a game called Kuangbian Kid, it was really fun."

A group of children were chattering, and Li Lanying wanted to have a live version of the crazy kids now, but this was just an idea, and naturally it couldn't be realized.

Finally, when it was noon, Mr. Cui finished the meal, called Li Lanying and the others to help, and put everything on the table. The meal was filled in a small bowl and the spoon was placed, and after all the children were seated, The four of them just sat down.

After working all morning, everyone was hungry, so they didn't say anything, and started to eat with their cheeks open. Although Zhang Shifei had participated in various dinner parties before, it was the first time for Zhang Shifei to eat with so many children. These children are eating so deliciously, and for some reason, the birdman feels very relieved in his heart.

I have to say that although Zhang Shifei experienced countless pains after he became a birdman, he also felt countless emotions. This was impossible for him in the past. He used to eat and wait to die all day long. , but now he felt a sense of steadfastness in his heart. For the first time, he realized that he still had the value of existence.

Although he is only in charge of washing vegetables and chopping, at least the meals made with his participation can make these children very happy.

Thinking of this, he smiled, and without saying anything, he picked up the bowl and ate it in big mouthfuls. After half an hour, all the dishes on the table had bottomed out, and everyone was stunned.

After eating and resting for a while, Mr. Cui coaxed the children to take a nap in the big bedroom. They covered the quilts of the children one by one, and when they fell asleep, they breathed a sigh of relief. Huh, finally they can relax for a while.

So the four of them walked to the door lightly, opened the door, and moved a small stool to smoke. When Mr. Cui just took out the cigarette, the mobile phone in his pocket rang. Mr. Cui took it out while wiping his sweat. Picking up the phone, and after glancing at it, his complexion suddenly darkened. He saw right and wrong in this scene. You must know that this guy is usually heartless and has never shown such an expression. Who is calling this call? What about?

The cottage phone was still ringing, and Mr. Cui picked it up after thinking for a while, and said softly to the phone, "Hi, I'm so dear."

Dear?Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying heard that Mr. Cui called himself so, and suddenly got goosebumps all over his body. Zhang Shifei thought, this must not be Liu Yudi's beating, because this part has always called Liu Yudi Teacher Liu, and has never been called so intimately. But if it wasn't for that, who would Liu Yudi be?

Could it be Mr. Cui's mistress?Li Lanying felt a little ashamed when he thought of this, and he murmured in his heart: This world is too crazy, why do you even have a second wife?
I saw that Mr. Cui said a few words to the phone, and then hung up the phone. His face was still so ugly, and he didn't know why. After hanging up, he sat down. On the small stool, there was no speaking for a long time. Seeing him like this, everyone knew that there must be something wrong. Since he didn't speak, it must be because he didn't want others to ask, so the three of them didn't speak.

After a while, Mr. Cui heaved a long sigh, then picked up his mobile phone and called Yi Xinxing, telling him to come over quickly, he has something important to do.

Since Yi Xinxing was in the Yifu Hall opposite, he quickly ran over, stood at the door and said to Mr. Cui: "What's the matter, what happened? Did the egg demon appear?"

Mr. Cui smiled wryly, and then said to Yi Xinxing, "It's not the egg demon that appeared, but the enemy."

enemy?Zhang Shifei really couldn't understand the meaning of these two words, so Yi Xinxing felt relieved when he heard that it wasn't an egg demon. He smiled and said to Mr. Cui: "You have so many Yuan families, what can I do with you?" ?”

Mr. Cui sighed again, and said to Yi Xinxing: "An old friend, come to me... to make a fuss."

Yi Xinxing didn't seem to understand. He said to Mr. Cui: "I asked you to organize the funeral? Isn't it a good thing, and I can make money again... Oh, what's going on, explain it clearly, what do I do?" Still such nonsense."

Then, Mr. Cui rubbed his old face with a delayed expression, then smiled wryly at Yi Xinxing and said, "Do you still remember Dong Shanshan?"

(I still haven’t recovered today. Let’s make two updates and one update. The number of words has not changed. I can’t say anything tomorrow. There are a lot of things recently, everyone forgive me. Seeing a familiar name at the end of this chapter, I guess it’s an outbreak The time is not far away, hehe. Thanks to the brothers who rewarded today, the wind blows the rain into a sword, Shi Jueming, the Chinese pastoral cat, the wood idiot, thanks to the power of faith for becoming a disciple of this book~~)

(Thanks to JohnnyWang for the 2 reward and becoming the No.[-] hall master of this book!! ~Sahua~)

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