The years I was a birdman
Chapter 155 Xie Bian
Chapter 155 Xie Bian
The old hanged ghost seemed to be waiting for Mr. Cui's words. He put one dry hand on Mr. Cui's shoulder, stretched his other hand in front of Mr. Cui, and rubbed his thumb between his index finger and middle finger. After a few times, he said to Mr. Cui with a fake smile: "Look, your master, I have traveled so far, you can't let me come for nothing, hehe, I want some personnel."
Do you still have the face to say it! !Mr. Cui couldn't laugh or cry immediately, you thought I was learning from the scriptures, and you still insisted on my 'personnel affairs'.
What is "personnel affairs", presumably everyone who has witnessed the six-year-old boy went to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures is not very unfamiliar. Xu Guan's "Dongzhai Jishi? of personnel. '
The so-called personnel affairs, to put it bluntly, means that people do things for you. You can't let them do things for nothing, you have to give them some benefits.
Mr. Cui almost burst into tears when he heard this sentence. He looked at the old hanged ghost in front of him, and thought to himself, Brother, you are doing the wrong thing, don't you be so shameless, you know you are Let me do things for you, you still care about me asking for your uncle's money?
But there is no way, Mr. Cui just wanted to send this elder brother away quickly, and he seemed to know the character of the hanged ghost, so he gritted his teeth and said to the hanged ghost : "No problem, Mr. Xie said, can you not do it? Do you think I will mail you the number first?"
After finishing speaking, Mr. Cui raised his palm and gestured a 'four'. The old hanged man shook his head, and then stretched out his hand to gesture an 'eight'. Mr. Cui was a little depressed immediately, but he didn't dare to counter-offer Son, if he doesn't obey, it is estimated that the pistol-like gesture of the hanged ghost will directly hit Mr. Cui on the head.
Mr. Cui thought for a while, then sighed, and then cupped his hands and said: "No problem, the 8000 billion treasure bills will be mailed to your house on time within seven days. By the way, thank you, sir. I still have something to ask you."
The hanged ghost laughed when he got the money, but he showed his ruffian look again, and said, "If you ask again, it will be another matter, two foreign girls, how about two more nurse outfits."
His uncle, your taste is really strong, Mr. Cui cursed secretly, but he nodded without hesitation, and then said: "No problem, I want to ask how my master is doing now..."
When Mr. Cui said this, a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes. Now that the hanged ghost has extorted a sum of money and items, he is in a good mood. After putting away that ruffian look, he said to Mr. Cui: "Xiao Jiu, it's fine now. , reform through labor is popular now, and it is said that a lot of sentences have been reduced.”
Mr. Cui heard what the hanged ghost said, so he asked tentatively: "Then... I say thank you, master. You see, my master is doing so well. If I can do something again..."
"Bold! Do you think you can do anything with money!" The hanged ghost snorted coldly, and the frightening feeling came back again. Zhang Shifei stepped back unconsciously, and at the same time his heart began to It started beating violently, but Mr. Cui didn't react at all this time, he didn't even tremble. He just lowered his head and let out a long sigh.
Seeing that Mr. Cui was not afraid of his majesty, the hanged ghost showed a hint of admiration in his squinted eyes, and said with a half-smile: "But... if you can prepare a golden mountain , It is not impossible to reduce the sentence, even if the sentence cannot be reduced, it can make Xiao Jiu live more comfortably below."
After hearing this, Mr. Cui quickly raised his right arm. He is more than 1.7 meters tall, and the height of his raised hand is about two meters. He said without any hesitation: "I will create ten golden mountains, only I beg my master to be in peace, and trouble Master Wuchang to be troubled, if the sentence can be reduced, I will go out for a hundred or a thousand!"
Although Zhang Shifei didn't understand what the "golden mountain" and "precious banknotes" they were talking about, it sounded scary, and it was worth hundreds of billions. I really didn't understand what this guy was thinking. Usually, he bought buns in the morning with kohlrabi. Damn, why are you so crazy today?
Seeing Mr. Cui's expression, the hanged ghost showed admiration in his eyes again. It smiled, and then said in a strange way: "Wait for me to believe you."
After finishing speaking, the old hanged ghost turned around, then flew up in a fluttering manner, flew to the distance without looking back, turned around a building, and disappeared.
The old hanged ghost finally left. Mr. Cui seemed to be relieved. He turned and walked back to the bench, and then sat down. At this time, he didn't care about the rule of one pack of cigarettes a month. He took out a cigarette, lit it, took a long puff, and then sighed: "Master, he really scared me to death... Hey, what are you doing standing there?"
Obviously, this sentence was meant for Zhang Shifei. After the hanged ghost flew away, Zhang Shifei still stood there stupidly. In fact, he didn't want to do this, but the power of the hanged ghost's voice was too powerful. Growing up, that kind of fear pointed directly at people's hearts. Zhang Shifei only felt that his legs were trembling uncontrollably. What strength is it!Zhang Shifei thought that it seemed that Mr. Cui was right to tell him not to speak. If the hanged ghost really wanted to kill them both, it probably wouldn't take much effort.
After all, Mr. Cui is someone who has been there, and he has recovered from his fear long ago. Seeing Zhang Shifei trembling, he smiled, and then said to him: "Okay, everyone is gone, don't be afraid."
Only then did Zhang Shifei heave a sigh of relief. When he turned around, he found that his feet were soft. He could only smile awkwardly, then walked back to the bench, sat on the chair and hurriedly asked, "Split up... ...Who is that hanged ghost? Why is it so fierce?! It scared me to death."
Mr. Cui smiled wryly, then took another puff of his cigarette, and said to Zhang Shifei, "It is not an ordinary hanged ghost, but the overlord of the hanged ghosts."
The overlord among the hanged ghosts?Isn't that still a hanged ghost?Zhang Shifei thought about it, so he stroked his chest with his hand and asked, "What's the origin? Can you just say it?"
Mr. Cui rubbed his shoulders with his hands, and then said to the right and wrong: "You, you, in addition to wanting to pick up girls, you should read more books when you have time. Even Bai Wuchang doesn't know you and says you're still an asshole." What is it?"
Bai Wuchang?Zhang Shifei thumped in his heart, and at the same time couldn't help shouting: "Damn it! Isn't that a character in Journey to the West?! How could it really exist?"
"What Journey to the West?" Mr. Cui sighed, and then said to him, "I'm asking you, monsters and ghosts are also characters in Journey to the West, don't they exist?"
Zhang Shifei was speechless, and then he listened to Mr. Cui telling him the origin of the old hanged ghost. It turns out that in our world, people have a world, and ghosts have a world. The world and the world are like Yin and Yang, mirrors and reality. , are all the same, there are police officers on duty in the world, and there are naturally ghost officers on duty in the underworld. Among the ghost officers, the four most famous are the famous "Bull Head Horse Face Black and White Impermanence". The one just now is the legendary But Zhang Shifei didn't seem to describe it wrongly, because it is indeed a hanged ghost, and the 360-line line is the number one. This Bai Wuchang is the highest state of the hanged ghost. This Bai Wuchang was a human being, so he naturally has a name. , his surname is Xie, his first name is Bi'an, he is greedy for money by nature, and the hat on his head is written with the words "get rich at first sight", but this "get rich at first sight" seems to be completely ironic, because Mr. Cui never sees it I made a fortune, but actually lost it. Where do you think you can justify this?
Mr. Cui said, in fact, today is not a bad day. Hei Wuchang didn't come. If the grandson also came, it would be even more scary.
Zhang Shifei was speechless, although he didn't know what the black impermanence was, but this white impermanence was enough for a dream, he thought to himself, oh, today is an eye-opener, I never thought of helping someone keep the spirit He could still see this kind of legendary ghost, but after thinking about it, it seems that there is nothing to show off. After all, he has even seen a god, and he doesn't know how Chen Tuan compares to Bai Wuchang, so he probably should win.
Thinking of this, he sighed, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Listen to what you said just now, do you know each other?"
Mr. Cui smiled wryly and nodded: "That's right, those who work in our business must have some contact with the underworld. We are the messengers, so naturally we have to have some contact. Alas, it seems that this time it will be troublesome again."
"What's the trouble? Money? By the way, where did you go to collect so much money, and what gold is there?" Zhang Shifei asked a little puzzled.
Mr. Cui held a cigarette in his mouth, then pressed his temple with his right hand, and said to the right and wrong: "Money is easy to talk about. What he wants is paper money. 8000 billion is only a few tens of dollars. As for Jinshan, it is a bit difficult to get. You must I made it myself with gold paper, but these are nothing, what I am worried about is that if Yinshi is closed to traffic for a day, we will have to take care of Dong Sizhe and the lady in yellow, so that there will be no mistakes."
It is true that this matter is quite difficult. Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei actually had some sympathy and parted ways. He lit a cigarette to calm himself down, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Okay, don't think so much , Didn’t the grandson just say, just two or three days, what can happen in two or three days?”
"This is the best." Mr. Cui said, he took out his mobile phone, then looked at the time, and said to Zhang Shifei: "I hope there will be no troubles in the past few days, otherwise my heart...forget it." Now, let's go, it's time to go back and get ready."
Zhang Shifei also nodded, then got up, his legs stopped shaking now, but he still had lingering fears, he thought to himself why he was so unlucky these two days, heck, one after another, is this a sign of something going to happen?
Bah, what am I thinking, Zhang Shifei thought of this, hurriedly spit to the side, and at the same time muttered silently in his heart: Children's words are not restrained, the strong wind blows away, children's words are not restrained, the strong wind blows away.
We don’t know if his current words can be regarded as Tong’s words. After Zhang Shifei got up, he followed Mr. Cui upstairs. When the two went upstairs, they didn’t say a word. Something is wrong, just in time for the elder sister in yellow to report to Yinshi, and Yinshi is building a train track, is this a coincidence?I'm afraid it's not that simple.
(After the second update, it seems that it is really slowly moving forward. Yes, it’s a good sign. Thanks to the buddy who rewarded today, it’s just Orochimaru. Broken Moon is boring. Thanks to the 588 of the Lonely Madhouse, and thanks to Cui Sangen’s 1888, for such a long time support Me, thanks!)
(End of this chapter)
The old hanged ghost seemed to be waiting for Mr. Cui's words. He put one dry hand on Mr. Cui's shoulder, stretched his other hand in front of Mr. Cui, and rubbed his thumb between his index finger and middle finger. After a few times, he said to Mr. Cui with a fake smile: "Look, your master, I have traveled so far, you can't let me come for nothing, hehe, I want some personnel."
Do you still have the face to say it! !Mr. Cui couldn't laugh or cry immediately, you thought I was learning from the scriptures, and you still insisted on my 'personnel affairs'.
What is "personnel affairs", presumably everyone who has witnessed the six-year-old boy went to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures is not very unfamiliar. Xu Guan's "Dongzhai Jishi? of personnel. '
The so-called personnel affairs, to put it bluntly, means that people do things for you. You can't let them do things for nothing, you have to give them some benefits.
Mr. Cui almost burst into tears when he heard this sentence. He looked at the old hanged ghost in front of him, and thought to himself, Brother, you are doing the wrong thing, don't you be so shameless, you know you are Let me do things for you, you still care about me asking for your uncle's money?
But there is no way, Mr. Cui just wanted to send this elder brother away quickly, and he seemed to know the character of the hanged ghost, so he gritted his teeth and said to the hanged ghost : "No problem, Mr. Xie said, can you not do it? Do you think I will mail you the number first?"
After finishing speaking, Mr. Cui raised his palm and gestured a 'four'. The old hanged man shook his head, and then stretched out his hand to gesture an 'eight'. Mr. Cui was a little depressed immediately, but he didn't dare to counter-offer Son, if he doesn't obey, it is estimated that the pistol-like gesture of the hanged ghost will directly hit Mr. Cui on the head.
Mr. Cui thought for a while, then sighed, and then cupped his hands and said: "No problem, the 8000 billion treasure bills will be mailed to your house on time within seven days. By the way, thank you, sir. I still have something to ask you."
The hanged ghost laughed when he got the money, but he showed his ruffian look again, and said, "If you ask again, it will be another matter, two foreign girls, how about two more nurse outfits."
His uncle, your taste is really strong, Mr. Cui cursed secretly, but he nodded without hesitation, and then said: "No problem, I want to ask how my master is doing now..."
When Mr. Cui said this, a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes. Now that the hanged ghost has extorted a sum of money and items, he is in a good mood. After putting away that ruffian look, he said to Mr. Cui: "Xiao Jiu, it's fine now. , reform through labor is popular now, and it is said that a lot of sentences have been reduced.”
Mr. Cui heard what the hanged ghost said, so he asked tentatively: "Then... I say thank you, master. You see, my master is doing so well. If I can do something again..."
"Bold! Do you think you can do anything with money!" The hanged ghost snorted coldly, and the frightening feeling came back again. Zhang Shifei stepped back unconsciously, and at the same time his heart began to It started beating violently, but Mr. Cui didn't react at all this time, he didn't even tremble. He just lowered his head and let out a long sigh.
Seeing that Mr. Cui was not afraid of his majesty, the hanged ghost showed a hint of admiration in his squinted eyes, and said with a half-smile: "But... if you can prepare a golden mountain , It is not impossible to reduce the sentence, even if the sentence cannot be reduced, it can make Xiao Jiu live more comfortably below."
After hearing this, Mr. Cui quickly raised his right arm. He is more than 1.7 meters tall, and the height of his raised hand is about two meters. He said without any hesitation: "I will create ten golden mountains, only I beg my master to be in peace, and trouble Master Wuchang to be troubled, if the sentence can be reduced, I will go out for a hundred or a thousand!"
Although Zhang Shifei didn't understand what the "golden mountain" and "precious banknotes" they were talking about, it sounded scary, and it was worth hundreds of billions. I really didn't understand what this guy was thinking. Usually, he bought buns in the morning with kohlrabi. Damn, why are you so crazy today?
Seeing Mr. Cui's expression, the hanged ghost showed admiration in his eyes again. It smiled, and then said in a strange way: "Wait for me to believe you."
After finishing speaking, the old hanged ghost turned around, then flew up in a fluttering manner, flew to the distance without looking back, turned around a building, and disappeared.
The old hanged ghost finally left. Mr. Cui seemed to be relieved. He turned and walked back to the bench, and then sat down. At this time, he didn't care about the rule of one pack of cigarettes a month. He took out a cigarette, lit it, took a long puff, and then sighed: "Master, he really scared me to death... Hey, what are you doing standing there?"
Obviously, this sentence was meant for Zhang Shifei. After the hanged ghost flew away, Zhang Shifei still stood there stupidly. In fact, he didn't want to do this, but the power of the hanged ghost's voice was too powerful. Growing up, that kind of fear pointed directly at people's hearts. Zhang Shifei only felt that his legs were trembling uncontrollably. What strength is it!Zhang Shifei thought that it seemed that Mr. Cui was right to tell him not to speak. If the hanged ghost really wanted to kill them both, it probably wouldn't take much effort.
After all, Mr. Cui is someone who has been there, and he has recovered from his fear long ago. Seeing Zhang Shifei trembling, he smiled, and then said to him: "Okay, everyone is gone, don't be afraid."
Only then did Zhang Shifei heave a sigh of relief. When he turned around, he found that his feet were soft. He could only smile awkwardly, then walked back to the bench, sat on the chair and hurriedly asked, "Split up... ...Who is that hanged ghost? Why is it so fierce?! It scared me to death."
Mr. Cui smiled wryly, then took another puff of his cigarette, and said to Zhang Shifei, "It is not an ordinary hanged ghost, but the overlord of the hanged ghosts."
The overlord among the hanged ghosts?Isn't that still a hanged ghost?Zhang Shifei thought about it, so he stroked his chest with his hand and asked, "What's the origin? Can you just say it?"
Mr. Cui rubbed his shoulders with his hands, and then said to the right and wrong: "You, you, in addition to wanting to pick up girls, you should read more books when you have time. Even Bai Wuchang doesn't know you and says you're still an asshole." What is it?"
Bai Wuchang?Zhang Shifei thumped in his heart, and at the same time couldn't help shouting: "Damn it! Isn't that a character in Journey to the West?! How could it really exist?"
"What Journey to the West?" Mr. Cui sighed, and then said to him, "I'm asking you, monsters and ghosts are also characters in Journey to the West, don't they exist?"
Zhang Shifei was speechless, and then he listened to Mr. Cui telling him the origin of the old hanged ghost. It turns out that in our world, people have a world, and ghosts have a world. The world and the world are like Yin and Yang, mirrors and reality. , are all the same, there are police officers on duty in the world, and there are naturally ghost officers on duty in the underworld. Among the ghost officers, the four most famous are the famous "Bull Head Horse Face Black and White Impermanence". The one just now is the legendary But Zhang Shifei didn't seem to describe it wrongly, because it is indeed a hanged ghost, and the 360-line line is the number one. This Bai Wuchang is the highest state of the hanged ghost. This Bai Wuchang was a human being, so he naturally has a name. , his surname is Xie, his first name is Bi'an, he is greedy for money by nature, and the hat on his head is written with the words "get rich at first sight", but this "get rich at first sight" seems to be completely ironic, because Mr. Cui never sees it I made a fortune, but actually lost it. Where do you think you can justify this?
Mr. Cui said, in fact, today is not a bad day. Hei Wuchang didn't come. If the grandson also came, it would be even more scary.
Zhang Shifei was speechless, although he didn't know what the black impermanence was, but this white impermanence was enough for a dream, he thought to himself, oh, today is an eye-opener, I never thought of helping someone keep the spirit He could still see this kind of legendary ghost, but after thinking about it, it seems that there is nothing to show off. After all, he has even seen a god, and he doesn't know how Chen Tuan compares to Bai Wuchang, so he probably should win.
Thinking of this, he sighed, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Listen to what you said just now, do you know each other?"
Mr. Cui smiled wryly and nodded: "That's right, those who work in our business must have some contact with the underworld. We are the messengers, so naturally we have to have some contact. Alas, it seems that this time it will be troublesome again."
"What's the trouble? Money? By the way, where did you go to collect so much money, and what gold is there?" Zhang Shifei asked a little puzzled.
Mr. Cui held a cigarette in his mouth, then pressed his temple with his right hand, and said to the right and wrong: "Money is easy to talk about. What he wants is paper money. 8000 billion is only a few tens of dollars. As for Jinshan, it is a bit difficult to get. You must I made it myself with gold paper, but these are nothing, what I am worried about is that if Yinshi is closed to traffic for a day, we will have to take care of Dong Sizhe and the lady in yellow, so that there will be no mistakes."
It is true that this matter is quite difficult. Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei actually had some sympathy and parted ways. He lit a cigarette to calm himself down, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Okay, don't think so much , Didn’t the grandson just say, just two or three days, what can happen in two or three days?”
"This is the best." Mr. Cui said, he took out his mobile phone, then looked at the time, and said to Zhang Shifei: "I hope there will be no troubles in the past few days, otherwise my heart...forget it." Now, let's go, it's time to go back and get ready."
Zhang Shifei also nodded, then got up, his legs stopped shaking now, but he still had lingering fears, he thought to himself why he was so unlucky these two days, heck, one after another, is this a sign of something going to happen?
Bah, what am I thinking, Zhang Shifei thought of this, hurriedly spit to the side, and at the same time muttered silently in his heart: Children's words are not restrained, the strong wind blows away, children's words are not restrained, the strong wind blows away.
We don’t know if his current words can be regarded as Tong’s words. After Zhang Shifei got up, he followed Mr. Cui upstairs. When the two went upstairs, they didn’t say a word. Something is wrong, just in time for the elder sister in yellow to report to Yinshi, and Yinshi is building a train track, is this a coincidence?I'm afraid it's not that simple.
(After the second update, it seems that it is really slowly moving forward. Yes, it’s a good sign. Thanks to the buddy who rewarded today, it’s just Orochimaru. Broken Moon is boring. Thanks to the 588 of the Lonely Madhouse, and thanks to Cui Sangen’s 1888, for such a long time support Me, thanks!)
(End of this chapter)
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