The years I was a birdman

Chapter 188 The Quiet Before the Storm
After hearing what Mr. Cui said, Fatty Li's eyes lit up. He originally wanted to ask if there were any women in the room, but he held back. This time he remembered, and gave Zhang Shifei a wink, wanting him to ask.

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly. He naturally understood what Fatty Li wanted to say, but he didn't dare to say anything. Although Mr. Cui treated him better than Fatty, if he just said directly to Mr. Cui, "Is there any beauty?" With such words, it is estimated that Mr. Cui's character would take off his leather shoes and greet Zhang Shifei's face without saying a word.

So he asked: "Celebrities? Who are they?"

"Elder brother." When Mr. Cui said this, he even laughed with Yi Xinxing and the others. Zhang Shifei was a little puzzled, what elder brother?Li Lanying on the side asked a little puzzled: "That's...Brother Split Head, can I talk?"

Mr. Cui nodded, indicating that he could, and then Li Lanying said: "Who is the big brother, are you brothers?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yi Xinxing was amused again, and he said to Li Lanying, "You're stupid, haven't you read Journey to the West, Bajie?"

I rely on!It turned out to be a monkey!After listening to Yi Xinxing's words, Zhang Shifei, Li Lanying, and Cai Handong all had black lines all over their heads, thinking why the split and the idiot are so out of tune?Monkey King has done it?

It was a joke, it was too nondescript, so Zhang Shifei smiled wryly and said, "No, isn't that a character in the book? Why do they really exist?"

Mr. Cui nodded, and said seriously: "Actually, who of us can know if we are a character in the book? Isn't life like this, each of us has our own script, but we only have to go to Only at the last moment can you understand the outline of your script, don't doubt anything, don't let anything blind you, concentrate on being your own character, maybe you will be happier... Okay, no more nonsense, cough, recently There's a lot of nonsense, let's get to the point. What I said just now is indeed the truth. I think I was shocked when I found out about it, but it's true. You have to understand that places like Fengdu are genuine and progressive. Wu Chu, even if he went out, he would be another person, but the senior brother can make the crowd laugh at the underworld without pressure, he is the No.1 in Eternal Ancient."

Fuck you no pressure, fuck you No.1, seeing that Mr. Cui started to run the train again with his mouth full, Zhang Shifei felt disdainful, thinking that No.1 is a fart, and, taking ten thousand steps back, even if it is true Senior brother, but at best, you can be considered a famous monkey, or a famous ape, not a famous person.

Therefore, Zhang Shifei still decided that he was fooled by Mr. Cui, but there was no way, who let him be the boss, so Zhang Shifei had to smile wryly, and said to Mr. Cui while pouring himself wine: "Well, I understand Yes, what else? I really don't understand, what is the definition of celebrity you are talking about."

Then Mr. Cui thought about it, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Those who can make a big fuss in the underworld are considered celebrities. Since ancient times, there are only three who have been able to oppose the underworld. One is the big brother, as I said just now." , you must be tired of watching TV dramas, they are forced to play every year during the Chinese New Year, now let’s talk about the second person, this second person is a bit skilled, his name is Huaguang Patriarch, he is just like us, he is engaged in spiritual practice, But he practiced more ruthlessly than us, and finally attained Taoism and immortality."

"Uh, is that so?" Hearing Mr. Cui say the words 'becoming a fairy', to be honest, Zhang Shifei is not interested at all, maybe it has something to do with his experience, Zhang Shifei understands, If a person 'gets the Tao', he will go to Yingzhou to report first, and stay in Liu Ling's village for a few days before he can officially become a fairy. This makes Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying not very cold in their hearts. Fairy, a bunch of old calf.

When talking about gods, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying thought of Chen Tuan, an senile dementia who could sleep like a skeleton, and Liu Ling, a dwarf who exposed his little brother outside to bask in the sun all the year round.

Mr. Cui continued: "If you want to say that Patriarch Huaguang is very different after becoming a fairy, he is not like other gods. After immortality, she often misses her old mother at home, so An Nai can't help sneaking down to visit her elderly mother one day, but what she didn't expect is that one day in the sky, an unknown amount of time has passed in the world. His mother had long since died, and Hua Guang was so sad that he actually calculated that his mother was suffering in the underworld at this time, so he broke into the underworld recklessly."

Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui talking about these stories, thinking in his heart, let alone, this one is really much more interesting than the one of the elder brother, so he asked, "Then what?"

Then Mr. Cui said: "Don't worry, just listen to me."

Mr. Cui's eloquence is really good, and everyone listened with gusto. Although most people have heard this story, they are also very happy to let Mr. Cui tell this story to the next generation of yin and yang gentlemen. After all, this is a kind of cultural Inheritance, Mr. Cui said that before Patriarch Huaguang left, many Taoist friends from the immortal family stopped him. They said to Huaguang, you have already attained the Tao, and the fate of the world is over. Why bother?
Huaguang resolutely replied: "My mother was the one who gave birth to me, and my mother was the one who raised me. Now my mother is suffering endlessly. If you rescue her, you will never recover. If you don't save me, you will live in pain forever. What's the difference?"After all, Hua Guang resolutely went to Yinshi.

Sure enough, Zhang Shifei heard Mr. Cui say this, and he couldn't help but start to admire this fairy in his heart. There are such bloody men among the emotional gods. Zhang Shifei sighed, what Hua Guang said was right. The one who raised him was his old mother. If he didn't even recognize his mother after becoming a fairy, what's the difference between a fairy and a grandson?
Mr. Cui saw that everyone was attracted by the story, so he continued to tell the story. Patriarch Huaguang was originally a small god. A policeman with no background, begging a prison warden to let him release your mother in your cell alone is simply impossible. Hua Guang wanted to persuade the king of hell, but the king of hell would not listen to a small God's nonsense, after repeated negotiations to no avail, Hua Guang finally broke out, he went to hell, seized the opportunity to stir up riots in the 800th floor of hell, released [-] million evil spirits at once, and rescued them by the way. own mother.

"Pure man!" Li Lanying couldn't help raising her thumbs up, it was so enjoyable, this is a real man.

Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said: "Don't exaggerate too early, everything has two sides. In fact, there are many demons and ghosts in our society now, and they are also thanks to his old man. Those 800 million evil spirits were released into the world. There will never be a peaceful day. Although it is said that all the ghosts were captured in the end, this move broke the pattern of heaven, so demons and ghosts took the opportunity to multiply. In order to fight against these dirty things, our world has extended the handwashing of various sects to claim compensation A profession that specializes in fighting against evil things, that is, Mr. Yin Yang."

"According to what you say, Patriarch Huaguang can be regarded as our Patriarch to some extent?" Zhang Shifei asked.

"It can be said that." Mr. Cui nodded, and then said: "It's just that you know it in your heart. Our industry is destined to never see the light. We don't belong to any genre, and we don't have any background. This is the best. understand?"

I don't understand, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, but he didn't say it out. Mr. Cui seemed to be addicted, so he said to everyone: "However, the story after Master Huaguang is even more bizarre, and it has a deep relationship with us, but there is no To elaborate, I just mentioned two. Strictly speaking, they are not celebrities, because one is a monkey, even if he has human nature, and the other is a fairy, but this fairy is more like an ordinary person. People, what I'm talking about next, are real 'people'."

"Wait." Hearing what he said here, Zhang Shifei couldn't help interjecting: "You mean people? People are also making trouble in hell?"

Mr. Cui nodded, and then said: "Of course, this person is really my idol. His name is 'Little Silver Dragon'."

Little Silver Dragon?This name sounds real, like a copycat version of the White Dragon Horse, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, everyone said that the White Dragon Horse’s hoof was facing west, supporting Tang Sanzang with his three sons, but it was never shown on TV to save his mother. , not to mention that its mother should be a dragon, this should be regarded as a racial dispute, wait, what am I thinking?Zhang Shifei shook his head, why did he start thinking wildly again.

I saw that Mr. Cui said: "Compared to the previous two people, the little silver dragon may not be as powerful as the previous two, but the most daring one, he severely injured the bull's head and the horse's face. There is no record, but even now, there is still a statue of him in the underworld, as a rebellious person, what a privilege this is."

Indeed, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart that he had returned the statue to the statue after making trouble in the underworld. He was indeed the No. It made him dare not look directly at it. I really didn't expect that there are still humans who can seriously injure it. It's really not easy.

I have to say, this is just watching the mountains and running dead horses. Others are always the fiercest. Zhang Shifei suddenly realized his own insignificance. He sighed in his heart, when will he be like the three that Mr. Cui said? Woolen cloth?

When Mr. Cui said this, Liu Yudi on the side finally ate enough. I have to say that Li Lanying couldn't eat her with such a large amount of food. I was really puzzled. She ate so much, why didn't she get fat?Where do all those fat calories go?I saw her straighten her slender waist, wiped her greasy mouth, and then burped happily, and then restored her previous ladylike image. She smiled at Uncle Yuan and said, "Uncle , or your food here is the best."

They are old acquaintances, and Uncle Yuan seems to love Liu Yudi very much. Although he is blind, he smiles very happily, as long as he likes to eat, as long as he likes to eat, he said.

Liu Yudi stretched, then looked at her watch, and said to Mr. Cui, "It's getting late, let's go back."

Mr. Cui nodded, and then chatted with Uncle Yuan for a few more words, then he paid the bill and led everyone out. It seems that this evening is suitable for a walk, the air is neither too hot nor too cold, and the night wind is very comfortable on the face.

Mr. Cui was in a good mood and walked at the front. Zhang Shifei walked side by side with him. Seeing that they had moved a little distance from Liu Yudi behind him, Zhang Shifei asked softly, "Brother, what are you going to do?"

"What's the matter?" Mr. Cui was a little taken aback.

Zhang Shifei said in a low voice: "Then Dong Shanshan, didn't you say she was looking for you, did you call you?"

"When did you become such a gossip." Mr. Cui said a little bit dumbfounded: "It's a fight, let's meet tomorrow."

Zhang Shifei was taken aback for a moment. Seeing that Mr. Cui looked like a normal person, he couldn't help but said, "How are you going to see him? Why don't you tell Sister Liu?"

Mr. Cui shrugged his shoulders, and then said to Zhang Shifei earnestly: "It's not something shameful, why don't you tell, let alone... Even if I don't tell Liu Yudi, this girl will figure it out."

Having said that, Mr. Cui turned his head subconsciously and found that Liu Yudi was looking at him, smiling thoughtfully, her eyes were shining brightly in the darkness, as if she had penetrated everything, Mr. Cui suddenly smiled wryly, he Lie next to Zhang Shifei's ear and whispered to him: "See, you, when looking for a partner in the future, don't look for someone who can tell a fortune teller, this is all experience."

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly when he heard it. He thought to himself, I don’t want your experience. If Mr. Cui and Liu Yudi really had a quarrel, Zhang Shifei usually sees it. For example, Mr. Cui, He can only smoke one pack of cigarettes a month, which is stipulated by Liu Yudi and also promised by Mr. Cui himself, but men understand that sometimes their vows are different from their own practices, for example, sometimes they smoke more when they are emotional I got two (especially these two days), but what should I do in the future?

Mr. Cui had no choice but to hide cigarettes, he didn't dare to hide more, at most one or two, and hid them in a hidden corner of Fuzetang's house, but Liu Yudi was very magical, as long as he buried them in the house, he could help When Mr. Cui was cleaning, he was able to find out all the cigarettes. What's more, Mr. Cui's money was also managed by Liu Yudi. Mr. Cui couldn't hide some private money, even if he hid it in his underwear, Liu Yudi would find it , It can be seen how terrifying this woman who can do fortune telling is.

Fortunately, Liang Yun'er doesn't know how to tell divinations, Zhang Shifei is very pleased with this, but when he thinks of Liang Yuner, Zhang Shifei sighs again, tomorrow, tomorrow Liang Yuner will return to Harbin, what should come will always come, he looked at Mr. Cui , I thought to myself why the lives of the two of them are so similar, and they both have to solve their relationship problems tomorrow, but Mr. Cui is compared with Zhang Shifei, after all, they are old fried dough sticks. , but when I think about it, this is too inconvenient, and some words are even more unspeakable. Forget it, let's all live in peace.

When they reached the intersection, because it was already late, Mr. Cui gave the two of them special leave. After all, they had something to do tomorrow, so Li Lanying and Zhang Shifei took a taxi and left first. After they got in the car, Zhang Shifei Seeing that Mr. Cui seemed to be talking to Cai Handong in the car, Zhang Shifei just wanted to stick his neck out of the car window to ask, and the taxi started, Zhang Shifei thought to forget it, stop gossiping like this, and talk to the old ladies Like a child, say what you like, it's not an important thing anyway.

So, the taxi drove the two people on the street at midnight. Rows of street lights flashed by, and the street seemed to have no end. Zhang Shifei sat in the front row and looked out the window. The city had fallen into a deep sleep. The moon in the sky has become round, as white as a girl's.

Tomorrow, how many people will be happy and how many people will be sad?Zhang Shifei sighed. He closed his eyes while sighing, and he didn't notice at this moment that there was a black figure watching the taxi at the corner of the street. It was obviously a figure standing in the shadow of the floor. , those eyes have no whites, but there is only a trace of evil spirit.

Let's go back to a few days ago, in the Snake Cave of Snake Cave Mountain, that Ranxi was furious, and all the senior egg demons dared not speak, for fear of offending their angry mother again, fortunately, the egg demon Xiao Wu One sentence made Ranxi calm down a little, and he said to the egg demons in front of him: "Now Xiaoba and Xiaojiu have all died tragically at the hands of human beings, what do you think should be done about this matter."

Only then did the egg demons dare to discuss in a low voice, and the bamboo pole man felt that this was a good opportunity to perform, so he got up and said: "Mother, at this point, we can only send a few more brothers to go together, count me in, I will definitely The person who killed my siblings must be shredded into ten thousand pieces! It will also relieve our hatred in our hearts."

After listening to the bamboo man's words, Ranxi didn't say anything, but turned to ask Brother Shu who was still kneeling beside him, and he said, "Xiao Yi, do you have any comments?"

The middle-aged Mouse Brother lowered his head and said, "No."

These two words are full of respect, Ran Xi sighed, then turned to ask the old five: "Xiao Wu, what do you think?"

That Xiaowu thought for a while, and then said: "Mother, I don't think it's appropriate to do this."

The man with a bamboo pole frowned, seeing that his plan was rejected, he was unavoidably unhappy, but he knew how powerful this old five was, so he didn't dare to think of making mistakes with the bald old ten, Ran Xi said: " Uh? Why?"

The fifth thought for a while, and then said softly to Ranxi: "Because mother's plan is imminent, and Twelve's whereabouts are unknown, we can't lose any more troops."

Hearing what Lao Wu said, the bamboo pole man couldn't help it any longer. It sneered, and then said to the Lao Wu in a neutral manner: "Then according to what you said, aren't we afraid of those human beings?" ? You still have to endure this cowardice?! Isn’t it your brother who was killed! Where is the usual domineering?”

The bamboo pole man's words obviously have other meanings, others don't know, but the old ten on the ground understands it very well, he knows that this is what the bamboo pole man said on purpose, obviously to make the fifth child unable to get down in front of Ranxi.

But the old fifth was not angry, and said with a very calm expression: "I just don't want to underestimate any enemy. I think that's how Xiaoba and Xiaojiu died. Besides, don't use the word brother. It is a kind of blasphemy to say those two words in your mouth, and I have never seen you so united, why did you suddenly change your sex now?"

"You......!" The calm words made the bamboo pole man unable to utter a word, and the egg demons began to discuss. Indeed, these egg demons are brothers on the surface, but they are brothers in secret. It's just an independent weapon. Have you ever seen a hammer that smashed people with feelings?
Ranxi sighed, and then said: "Forget it, stop arguing, Xiao Wu, tell me what you think."

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