The years I was a birdman

Chapter 190 Special Hobbies

"Honey, what are you going to do tomorrow?" Liang Yun'er asked Zhang Shifei with a smile while resting her chin on her elbow.

Zhang Shifei looked at Liang Yun'er. At this time, he was in a state of confusion. He naturally knew what day tomorrow was. Qixi Festival, oriental Valentine's Day. Speaking of this festival, Zhang Shifei used to like it very much. For me, this is undoubtedly one of the two most important festivals for picking up girls. Like February [-]th in the West, many young lovers in primary and secondary schools in the East will choose to enter the bridal chamber on this day. Those women Zhang Shifei hooked up with before The same is true, although they all keep saying that it is for the unswerving love, but Zhang Shifei understands that this is just an excuse for these gold-worshiping women to catch little brothers, but they may not know the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. what happened.

The story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is a complete tragedy. It tells the story of an ignorant girl with big breasts and no brains. During a spring outing, without the slightest sense of crisis, she took off her clothes and went to the river to take a bath. Under the instigation of his good friend, the scalper, the big cattle farmer stole the underwear of the ignorant girl and threatened the ignorant girl with it. The ignorant girl was forced by the power of the big cattle farmer and finally fell into a pit of fire. Received a marriage certificate.

Zhang Shifei was very puzzled. According to common sense, the use of violence, coercion or other means to forcibly have sexual intercourse with women can be regarded as rape by his uncle!How did that ignorant girl really fall in love with a smelly cow breeder in the end?Could it be possible to force feelings out of being forced?Still so determined, after being detained, he used the opportunity of visiting the prison once a year to meet the cattle farmer, why on earth is this?
After knowing it, Zhang Shifei finally understood, no wonder so many women like this festival?The feelings are all a bunch of ignorant girls who just look at the surface but not the inner layer. For them, there is no difference between Ching Ming Festival and Qixi Festival. What are you asking so much for?

Of course, these are just Zhang Shifei's previous views. He never believed in women before, but now his state of mind has changed drastically. He understands that the woman in front of him is likely to want to establish a relationship with him tomorrow. God, This is not a joke, you know, who is Zhang Shifei? I think Li Lanying nicknamed him "The Devil's Wife King" before. Zhang Shifei smiled wryly. For those who have Kefu, this is the first time I heard about Ke's wife. You must know that Liang Yun'er's confirmation may be confirmed to Yinshi'er. Therefore, this issue is not as important to Zhang Shifei. It's easy to play against the egg demon.

Zhang Shifei coughed hastily, stretched out his hand to grab a toothpick, and changed the topic while picking his teeth: "Ahem, I said, don't call me dear, I'm sorry..."

Hearing what he said, Liang Yun'er couldn't help but feel very strange. You must know that Zhang Shifei pursued her so forcefully before, why is he twitching now?It's not in his character!

Could it be... is this the legendary shy man?Shy after chasing him?Although Liang Yun'er had met countless men in the night market before, it was the first time she met someone who was as self-contradictory as Zhang Shifei. She blinked her big eyes and looked at Zhang Shifei's obviously flustered expression. After thinking for a while, she actually "Puchi" laughed, and she said softly to Zhang Shifei: "Okay, okay, if you don't like me calling it that way, then I'll change it. Well, let me think about it, what should I call you? Brother ? Brother? Or uncle?"

Damn, she thinks I have some special hobby!There is no mistake!Zhang Shifei's old face turned red immediately, although his heart was moved when he heard Liang Yun'er wanted to call him younger brother, but this is not the point at all, okay, I'm not a sister control at all, okay!Zhang Shifei actually started to think wildly again, he hurriedly said to Liang Yuner: "No, no, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean that, I was..."

Seeing his appearance, Liang Yun'er couldn't help but sighed helplessly, her expression seemed to be much older than Zhang Shifei's, and she smiled and said, "It's okay, I understand, I treat you... how about you?" all good."

What do you understand, it's simply getting darker and darker!Zhang Shifei was speechless, only to see that Liang Yun'er tapped her lower lip with her finger, and after thinking for a while, she said to Zhang Shifei: "Since you don't like it... then what should I call you, um, you You should like ancient times very much, otherwise you wouldn’t tell me about the past and present life, hehe, then I’ll call you Zhang Lang.”

cockroach?And ants!After Zhang Shifei heard the sound of 'Zhang Lang', he suddenly collapsed again. He was so quick-spoken that he couldn't think of anything to refute. He just drooped his head dejectedly. Seeing that he didn't speak, Liang Yun'er said: " What, don't you like it?"

I like ghosts!Zhang Shifei looked at Liang Yun'er with a wry smile, and then said to her: "Well, you should change to another one, or you can just call me by my name?"

"Then how can I do that?" Liang Yun'er said with a happy face: "You are the person I fell in love with for the first time, how can I call you by your name, otherwise, I will continue to call you dear?"

"...You'd better call me a cockroach." Zhang Shifei completely compromised, because he couldn't refute, and every sentence of Liang Yun'er's careless words was like a knife touched with cream, piercing him, making him He felt both happiness and pain. Seeing that he couldn't convince her, he didn't acquiesce. Cockroach is just a code name. After all, it's a hundred times better than the dear one who can 'kill her' if it doesn't work out.

Seeing him compromise, Liang Yun'er couldn't help showing a happy smile. Obviously, she is a woman who understands style and understands what a man wants. Now she is full of wine and food, so she said to Zhang Shifei: "Let's talk about it later." Where to go?"

"Anywhere." Zhang Shifei said weakly.

Liang Yun'er thought for a while, looked at the street outside the barbecue shop window, and then said softly to Zhang Shifei: "Then come and walk around with me, think about it, since I went to college, I haven't had a good time playing Well, this time I want to have a good time."

After paying the bill, she took Zhang Shifei's hand and walked out of the barbecue shop. The two of them went crazy all afternoon and went to many places. Even Zhang Shifei, who had a monster physique, couldn't bear it. Women are really more ferocious animals than monsters. At least when shopping, their legs are much stronger than monsters.

I am used to seeing Liang Yuner's melancholy and cold side before, but now Liang Yuner's enthusiasm is really too much for Zhang Shifei. This afternoon, they went to the amusement park, and they finished the steel dragon roller coaster three times. For Zhang Shifei, a birdman, it was like walking on flat ground, but he couldn't bear to go around in circles all the time. After three laps, Zhang Shifei only felt sick for a while, but Liang Yun'er still had something to say, and said to Zhang Shifei with a smile: "It's really enjoyable, it feels like flying."

Zhang Shifei hurriedly went to the side to buy two cones, hoping to block her dream of flying with ice cream. Hearing that this was her first visit, the two sat on a bench under the shade of a tree. He said: "This is the first time I have entered an amusement park. How about you, should you come here often?"

Zhang Shifei cried and laughed, thinking not to say, I really came here not long ago, but it was at night, and the two old men came to catch a little monster, but he naturally wouldn't answer that way, I saw him Said: "I... I came here when I was a child, but I stopped coming when I grew up. You said that this is the first time you came here, and nothing happened before... Sorry."

Liang Yun'er obviously didn't care. She took a sip of the ice cream and said to Zhang Shifei, "No, I just want to hang out with the man I like."

There was another burst of emotion, the warmth in my heart could not be cooled even by the cold vanilla-flavored ice cream, while being moved, seeing Liang Yuner's lively appearance, Zhang Shifei was relieved, as if all the exhaustion before had flown to the sky, She was really free, and he was really happy for her.

This joy made Zhang Shifei temporarily forget that these are just short-term tenderness. He thought to himself, forget it, nothing will happen in just one afternoon. Accompany her for a while, after all, this is what he expected in his heart, isn't love just two people being together, happy?

But happy to be happy, when Liang Yuner wanted to go to the haunted house, Zhang Shifei didn't dare to go in. The two went crazy for a whole afternoon. Let's go, Liang Yun'er is holding a big plush doll with a happy expression on her face. This is what Zhang Zhengfei won in the amusement park just now. For this birdman, shooting games are simply a piece of cake. At the end of the turn, the shop owner's face turned green, thinking that the forced foster in front of him could not be a member of the national team, so he hurriedly greeted him with a smile, and took out the biggest stuffed bear in his shop, And took out 50 yuan, and said the classic dialogue to Zhang Shifei, it's all for food, brothers don't kill them all.

In fact, Zhang Shifei is not short of money for these two toys, but seeing what the shop owner said, he stopped, otherwise he has the ability to sell all the toys in this shooting game shop within 200 yuan. The toys were looted.

Liang Yun'er hugged the big plush bear and looked at Zhang Shifei. It was strange to say that the man she was a bit bored with before now actually liked it more and more. Maybe this is the power of love. Both parties in love can constantly discover The shining point on the opponent.

On the way back to the car, Zhang Shifei saw that Liang Yun'er seemed to like this plush doll very much, and he was also very happy. He himself finally discovered an advantage besides being able to transform into a perverted bird. It works just as well against monsters.

The two got off the car at the edge of the University City. At this time, the sun was setting and the clouds were dyed red by the setting sun. Autumn had indeed arrived, and the air was slightly cooler at this time. The ** district of Harbin was not like a bustling city. There are not so many high-rise buildings on both sides, and there are no annoying traffic jams and horns. Looking from a high place, you can even see the end of the Songhua River. The picture is so peaceful.

Zhang Shifei stretched himself, then took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth. Just as he was about to light the fire, Liang Yuner pulled the cigarette out of his mouth again. Zhang Shifei looked at Liang Yuner, and saw She smiled and said, "Smoking less, it's not good for your health."

Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly: "Why do these words sound familiar, as if I told you before."

"Really?" Liang Yun'er blushed, and then said to Zhang Shifei, "Then if I quit smoking, can you quit too?"

Zhang Shifei really didn't dare to answer, Liang Yun'er saw that he was at a loss for words, so she smiled and said to him: "Okay, I quit smoking, I just hope you can smoke less, after all, it's not like before, we still have a long way to go in the future , to be considered for the future.”

What she said was serious, and Zhang Shifei understood. Liang Yuner told him that when she graduated, she would stay in Harbin. Now there was no need to repay the debt, but she had to work hard to make money. After all, she was not the kind of girl who was used to relying on others. Years of independence has cultivated her unique arrogance. Although Zhang Shifei's family is relatively rich, Liang Yuner does not want to rely on him. The future life still has to be created by her own hands. As long as there is love, it will be fine in the future. After that, there will be a child between the two of them...

When Liang Yun'er said this, her little face couldn't help but red again. Women love to dream, all kinds of dreams, in which they weave their beautiful future, but when they mentioned children, Liang Yun'er felt a little embarrassed. He looked at Zhang Shifei , Zhang Shifei hurriedly turned his face away. Although the life Liang Yuner described was exactly what he hoped for, he also understood that under the current situation, these things were nothing more than fantasy.

I think that Mr. Cui once said a word to him, that is: "Without enough power, it is impossible to truly capture happiness."

Zhang Shifei doesn't know where Mr. Cui came up with so many jingles. He heard that Mr. Cui said this sentence was influenced by a little girl who sold lighters, but Zhang Shifei didn't believe it. Take it as a fairy tale Well, the little girl who still buys lighters, Andersen will vomit blood when he hears your words. You must know that Mr. Cui usually only meets those old ladies who sell pornography with their children on their backs. Where can I meet those who sell lighters? little girl?Maybe which manga I learned from.

However, Zhang Shifei agrees with this sentence very much. Without enough strength, there will not be enough happiness. Zhang Shifei can be said to be fledgling now, and he is not qualified to enjoy love without the curse. After so many things , Zhang Shifei suddenly felt that he was actually the same as those young people in society who couldn't afford to marry. A marriage without an economic foundation is like a building without a foundation. A slight earthquake in the earth's crust will collapse into ruins.

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, and thought to himself in his heart: So, I am so poor.

Fortunately, although I am poor, I have time, Zhang Shifei thought, I have enough time to become strong, as long as I am still alive, yes, as long as I am still alive, I have the right to pursue happiness, and then enjoy the rewards Not easy happiness.

At this time, the two had already walked into Liang Yuner's school and came to her dormitory. When it was time to part, Zhang Shifei said to Liang Yuner: "Go back, I'm exhausted from this day, go back and sleep well. "

Speaking of the campus, it is the best carrier for the spread of gossip. Liang Yun'er has a good appearance, and she should be considered a flower class. There is no impenetrable wall in the world. To a certain extent, beauty can also be regarded as The last crime, the gossip about her has always been the focus of discussions between boys at the same level before going to bed. There are various versions and plots. Since it is after dinner time and the weather is suitable for walking, the students on campus are in twos and threes. There were a lot of sharp-eyed people who found out that Liang Yuner, who had been missing for a few days, had reappeared, and they couldn't help but start talking nonsense behind their backs. There was something wrong with the way they looked at Zhang Shifei. Zhang Shifei hated this kind of look very much. It's like watching a fool rich second generation.

But to a certain extent, he is indeed a fool and a rich second generation. Liang Yun'er is fine. After all, she is used to it. The things she has been carrying before have taught her to be strong. It seems that the eyes of others are important to her. It's nothing at all, as long as she lives happily, why should she care about the eyes of others?

So she smiled and said to Zhang Shifei: "You let me go up like this?"

"En?" Zhang Shifei was stunned for a moment, looking at Liang Yun'er's somewhat coquettish look, he was suddenly at a loss, and a feeling of uneasiness emerged in his heart.

Seeing his stupid look, Liang Yun'er couldn't help sighing, and then shyly touched her lips with her index finger. Zhang Shifei naturally knew what it meant.

A sweet goodbye to cap off a perfect day.In the male dormitory building opposite the female dormitory building, a whistle came from an unknown window, Liang Yun'er's face turned red again, she looked at Zhang Shifei, hesitant to speak.

Zhang Shifei cried and laughed. He understood in his heart that some things can be done, but some things must not be done. At least it is like this now. According to legend, there was a bird in ancient times, its name was Zhen, and its feathers were the most poisonous thing in the world. At the same time, it is also the most beautiful thing. Although Zhang Shifei is not a poison, he knows that the peacock's lips are also covered with a layer of poison. This seemingly sweet kiss is no different from drinking poison to quench thirst. He cannot do it. .

Only enough strength can capture happiness. Zhang Shifei finally understood this sentence. It was Mr. Cui who said it to himself. Thinking of this, he finally plucked up his courage and said to Liang Yuner: "I...I want Talk to you."

"En?" Liang Yun'er, who was immersed in happiness just a moment ago, froze for a moment. He looked at Zhang Shifei. At this time, Zhang Shifei's expression was very firm, but there was a trace of sadness in his firmness.

Seeing his appearance, Liang Yun'er asked him strangely, "What's the matter?"

Zhang Shifei took a deep breath. The sunset was about to set, and it seemed that it was time to showdown with her, but it was easy to say. At this time, Liang Yuner's face made Zhang Shifei dare not look directly at him, so Zhang Shifei had to lower his head. , and said to Liang Yuner: "I...Actually...I want to tell you one thing, but you promise me...don't be angry, okay?"

Damn it, where did my usual sharp lips go!Zhang Shifei cursed himself in his heart, at this moment he realized how clumsy he was, Liang Yun'er blinked, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Well, tell me, what is it?"

Fight!Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei mustered up his courage again and raised his head, then said to Liang Yuner: "I mean...if, if we keep the current state...that is, it is the current state, you will wait Me?"

Liang Yun'er obviously didn't understand. She tilted her head and said to Zhang Shifei: "What? I don't understand. You asked me to wait for you. Where are you going?"

"Not going anywhere!" Zhang Shifei felt as if he was about to collapse again, and he said to Liang Yun'er, "I mean, we seem to be moving too fast now...I'm not ready yet, wait until I'm ready When will we be together again?"

Liang Yun'er seemed a little unable to understand this sentence, but he said to Zhang Shifei angrily and amusedly: "I don't need to prepare as a woman, what do you think you are a big man preparing for?"

Zhang Shifei's words made Zhang Shifei a little ashamed, indeed, it was too hypocritical to say so!But there is no other way, the damned Yi Xinxing said that ordinary people cannot be forced to understand another world, otherwise it will be even worse!
So, he was silent, and Liang Yuner looked at him, not angry, after a moment of stalemate, she sighed, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Oh, well, as I said, no matter what hobbies you have, I don't even care, so what steps should we start with, should we write a love letter..."

hell!Zhang Shifei was very sad at first, but after listening to Liang Yuner's words, he couldn't laugh or cry, big sister, you are completely wrong!Still think of me as a dead otaku with weird hobbies!However, Zhang Shifei thought about it again, this is also a good way, isn't it? !Although Liang Yun'er regarded her as a special hobbyist, it was also a very good reason, at least a hundred times better than a showdown or thinking about something else. Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei gritted his teeth, what the hell, just make a mistake!
So he raised his head, and said to Liang Yun'er with some embarrassment: "Then what... that's right, actually... Actually, I was injured before. It’s easy to go into shock... So can we start as ordinary friends... You know, it may take a long time until I get cured, so will you wait for me?"

After saying this, Zhang Shifei wanted to give himself a big slap in the face, stage shit, this is too fake!He thought to himself, why did he start talking nonsense when he was nervous!How can this be convincing!

However, what I have to say is that Liang Yun'er really believed it, she opened her small mouth in surprise, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Ah, no wonder, you have been doing something wrong today, so that's how it is, it's really embarrassing for you Yes, you should have said earlier."

No way!This is all right? ?Seeing that Liang Yun'er believed her nonsense, Zhang Shifei was obviously more surprised than she was. Liang Yun'er smiled and said to him, "It's okay, I understand. In fact, when I was working at Langhao, I also encountered similar things. Such customers, those with obsessive-compulsive disorder, are in their 40s, and after drinking, they insisted on me pretending to be his tablemate, and finally wept in a mess, saying that it was his first love... how pitiful."

Seeing Liang Yun'er looking at her lovingly, it was obvious that Zhang Shifei's 'psychological illness' did not disgust her, but actually had the opposite effect, stimulating her motherhood. Zhang Shifei couldn't believe it, but all of this But it's so real, I can't imagine that there are people in this world who have this hobby, no wonder Liang Yun'er believes it.

So Zhang Shifei let out a long breath, and at the same time, the cold sweat on his back began to break out, and he didn't notice it at all. At this time, a pair of strange eyes were watching him at the corner of the male dormitory building.

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