The years I was a birdman

Chapter 206 The Dream Lord
In other words, once there was such a short and rubbish young man who met a stinky Taoist priest in a hotel when he was rushing to take the exam in Beijing. The stinky Taoist priest lent him his pillow to let him sleep. As a result, the young man dreamed of marrying a wife that night. After a lifetime of prosperity and wealth, when he died of old age, he woke up from his dream and found that the sorghum rice on the side was not cooked yet.

I don't know how long it has been now, in the dream it seems that there is no concept of time at all, Zhang Shifei glanced around while speaking, and there was no one on the street in the distance, it was even deserted than the street at New Year's Eve.

Hearing that Zhang Shifei said that he was going to chop the door with that unknown Tang saber, Mr. Cui was determined to kill him, so Mr. Cui said to Zhang Shifei: "Don't use it sparingly, although this is in a dream, But the spirit of immortal bone on the knife I gave you won't last long."

Zhang Shifei frowned, and then asked, "What should I do then?"

Climbing over the wall is one of the most practical skills in this century. Since there is nothing taboo in the dream, the two of them grabbed the railing and climbed over like monkeys. Li Lanying's home is similar to Zhang Shifei's. The furnishings in the room are different, the walls are hung with European oil paintings, crowded with women with big butts showing breasts, showing the unique taste of the owner of this room.

But the two of them didn't have the leisure and elegance to look at the painting. After kicking open the door, Zhang Shifei started calling Li Lanying's name, but no one answered. The two searched all the rooms, but they still couldn't find Li Lanying. , this made Zhang Shifei a little worried, did something really happen to Li Lanying, the fat man?
Zhang Shifei asked Mr. Cui what to do now. After thinking about it for a while, Mr. Cui sighed, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "There is no way, since we can't find him, we have to go to Xia Jin'an's house first. Uncle, I originally planned to let the twelve take the lead for a while."

As the saying goes, there is no chess game that must be lost in this world. Although they are now deeply in a dream, facing an egg monster that is likely to be unkillable, Mr. Cui still has a battle plan in his heart. It was completely passive, and the information I heard was just the one-sided words of the two egg demons. Go to its younger brother Twelve to settle the score. Both are high-level egg demons. This battle must not be so easy to be one-sided, so Mr. Cui thought it might be better to let them fight first. With a lot of effort, the chances of winning are much higher.

It's not because Mr. Cui is cold-blooded, but because Mr. Cui really can't trust anyone with all his heart and soul except for the employees of their Fuzetang. After all, he only met that twelve once. That is simply a joke. To say that what Fuzetang does on weekdays can be regarded as a bloody business in a sense. Although Mr. Cui is willing to believe in Twelve, he understands that he cannot easily judge In anything, if one move is wrong, the whole game will be lost. Mr. Cui has made mistakes before, and he knows that he cannot afford to lose.

He originally wanted to find the fat man to confirm his safety and then go to Xia Jin'an's house to wait and see what happens, but now that the fat man is not there, he has no choice but to say to Zhang Shifei, "Let's go, I'll take you there. "

Zhang Shifei nodded, and the two climbed over the wall again. Now that there is no one on the street without a car, Zhang Shifei just wanted to ask Mr. Cui how they were going to get there. Mr. Cui patted the weasel that was closely following him. The weasel was transformed from a fairy bone, and it connected with Mr. Cui's heart. I saw it nodded, then shook its body, and in the blink of an eye, it became the size of a horse. Mr. Cui turned over and rode on the weasel, and said nothing. Zhang Shifei stretched out his right hand, and Zhang Shifei gave a wry smile. He had heard of riding a horse, but this was the first time he had seen a weasel attending an appointment. However, Zhang Shifei still had a somewhat childlike disposition, which he found very interesting. So he took Mr. Cui's hand and turned over and sat behind Mr. Cui, only to hear Mr. Cui in front say: "Hold on tight."

Just as Zhang Shifei was about to answer, the weasel suddenly raised its head, and then ran towards the street with its limbs spread. Zhang Shifei was very surprised by the speed, it was too fast, and within a few seconds, the weasel was on its back. Watching the two of them run to the main road in Jiangbei, Zhang Shifei couldn't help sighing inwardly, what is this called? This is a veritable weasel on the street, pretending to be a small off-road motorcycle, but then again, the speed is about the same as that of a motorcycle That's right, Mr. Cui pointed in the direction of the urban area, and the weasel drove towards the distance without any hesitation.

A weasel the size of a horse ran wildly on the deserted street. On the road, Zhang Shifei looked to both sides. Although this is a dream, this scene is really a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. Except for Zhang Shifei and Mr. Cui, At this time, Harbin seemed to have become an empty city, with no hustle and bustle around, but eerily quiet, only the sound of the wind whistling past the ear and the patter of the yellow-leather's limbs stepping on the ground could be heard.

It was really an eye-opener, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, because there were no people, the traffic lights had completely become a decoration, and after a while, the weasel drove the two into the urban area, Zhang Shifei did not just look around blindly, entered the urban area Afterwards, he remembered something, and said to Mr. Cui: "By the way, we parted ways, the big long face said that this is not our dream, but why do we see everything so real?"

"Who knows." Mr. Cui, who was sitting in front, held the weasel's neck with both hands, and said without looking back: "I'm not omnipotent, damn it, what is that?"

After Mr. Cui finished speaking, he pointed to the sky above his head with his finger, and then Zhang Shifei looked up. It didn't matter when he saw it, and he was so shocked that his heart thumped!I saw a huge image appeared in the sky, like a mirage. At this time, the whole sky seemed to be a screen, which was about the size of a football field, and a strange scene appeared on it.

The grassland after autumn is endless withered and yellow, and there is a narrow path among the overgrown weeds. In the dry grass, you can faintly see the bones of the dead, and in the middle of the path lies a colorful giant tiger. Mr. Cui and Zhang Shifei Looking up at this strange scene, the tiger in that scene was also looking at Zhang and Li, with viciousness and ferocity in their eyes.

Zhang Shifei swallowed, then murmured, "This...what's going on?"

Mr. Cui thought for a while, and then replied with some hesitation: "It is said that dreams are composed of people's subconscious mind. I am afraid that the current scene is the subconscious mind of the owner of this dream."

Is it like this? Zhang Shifei still raised his head high. He looked at the scene above the sky, and then said with some embarrassment: "Well... I've seen this scene before."

"What?" Although Mr. Cui didn't turn his head, his body trembled a bit, and then he asked Zhang Shifei, "You said you've seen this scene, where is it?"

"In a painting called 'Reality'." Zhang Shifei said with a wry smile.

Indeed, when he was still in Yingzhou, the demented Chen Tuan once let him and Fatty Li enter a painting, euphemistically called it the last trial of becoming a human being. At that time, the two had no idea In fact, I was fooled. It was because of this painting that Zhang Shifei met Xu Ying by accident and formed a relationship.

I think Li Lanying stayed in the painting for a few days. According to what he said, what he saw was a dead body, from the state of dying to rotten and maggots, and finally weathered into a cup of sand. When the fat man came back, he asked Chen Tuan what it was What do you mean, the old guy replied that this is the "Nine Phases of Human Beings". The fat man asked the old guy why he treated him so badly. Now, Fatty Li didn't realize that the dead man was of any use to him, maybe it was only useful for him to watch horror movies, so now Fatty dared to watch all kinds of disgusting things, very serious.

As for the half of the picture scroll that Zhang Shifei entered, the first scene he saw was the scene above the sky in the dream. Weeds are overgrown in the endless wilderness, and there are some moldy and mossy pictures in the grass on both sides. The bone frame, of course, and the vicious big tiger, but Zhang Shifei entered the painting, but did not find this broken road, but although there was an extra road in this scene, Zhang Shifei still I can recognize that this is what I see in the reality map.

Think about it, after returning from the reality map, Zhang Shifei was in a low mood for a while, so he never asked Chen Tuan what was the name of the broken place he entered before, and then Zhang Shifei asked Chen Tuan after he was relieved. Old Deng answered him as if he had treated Li Lanying, saying that the secret of the sky should not be revealed, and it will be revealed later.

At that time, Zhang Shifei was disappointed. He looked at Chen Tuan, his eyes were full of contempt, and he thought about the secret, your second uncle, at least Fatty Li knew what the thing he saw was called, but he was lucky enough to make one. He opened his eyes and went blind, but he had to know that he couldn't beat Chen Tuan and he couldn't keep him long. In a fit of anger, Zhang Shifei had to give up, and when he returned to Harbin, he completely forgot about it.

It wasn't until today's dream that he looked at the scene above the sky that he remembered that he had encountered this scene before, and was chased by that big tiger for dinner, and he couldn't help but feel a little emotional.

He told this matter to Mr. Cui, and while talking, Zhang Shifei suddenly thought of something, so he said to Mr. Cui: "Well...don't tell me this is my dream."

Mr. Cui did not speak, and the weasel did not stop, and continued to gallop on the spacious streets of this urban area. Seeing that Mr. Cui was silent, Zhang Shifei knew that he must be thinking. This is the characteristic of splitting up. I just thought about it for myself, and sure enough, after about ten seconds, Mr. Cui said, "Isn't that good, at least until I get rid of that long face."

Did you make a mistake!Zhang Shifei suddenly said with a wry smile: "But now I have no other ability except this knife, so how can I fight it? Wait, or you will give me some more anger."

Mr. Cui in front of him sneered, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Hmph, there's no need, when the time comes, just tie up that bastard and put it under your feet. Why don't you just behead it?"

"You can say that." Zhang Shifei was speechless immediately, but Mr. Cui really has the ability, Zhang Shifei felt a lot more relaxed when he thought of this, at least now he knows who made this dream That's right, it's better to know than not to know, as long as the time comes, it's enough to be the executioner.

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei raised his head again, looked at the scene in the sky, and thought in his heart, is this my subconscious?But what does this mean?

Naturally, he couldn't figure it out. The weasel quickly disappeared around the corner of the street with the two of them on its back. Their dream was about to reach its climax, but someone's dream seemed to have just begun.

At the same time, outside this dreamland, the top of the distant Snake Cave Mountain.

Before dawn, it was the quietest moment of the whole day. Even on the top of the mountain, there was no breeze. As usual, the egg demon tenth stood on the big rock that he often stood on, looking into the distance, with an involuntary expression on his face. A sneer appeared, and he said to himself: "Hmph, there is one less, let's die, it would be better if they all died."

"What do you say, it's better to die?" A voice came from behind the old ten, and the old ten already knew who it was when he heard the voice, only to see it put on a heap of smiles in a hurry, and then turned around Said: "Brother, are you here?"

The person who came was the Egg Demon Mouse, and he was slowly walking over from the other side of the hillside, with a smile that was not a smile, and his slender eyes looked at the bald old ten, walked behind it, and Said to it: "I have had enough sleep, I got up, have you slept yet?"

The bald old man nodded, and then said: "Well, I slept for about 5 minutes, and I'm still a little sleepy, but it's enough. By the way, why didn't you accompany mother in the cave?"

The mouse brother smiled, then sat down on the stone beside his feet, and said to the old ten: "You pretended to be ignorant, mother has been in a bad mood recently, and the fifth is with me. So I won't discuss that boring thing, come out to let the wind go, and talk to you for a while."

The bald old ten smiled awkwardly, and then said: "How can I pretend to be confused, I am really confused, otherwise can I wait here?"

"Forget it." Brother Shu waved his hand, and then said to Old Ten: "I heard what you said just now, everything should be dead?"

Hearing what Brother Shu said, the old ten hurriedly waved his hands, and then said to Brother Shu, "You heard me wrong, what I said is that the dew is so heavy now that the grass should be wet."

After it finished speaking, the mouse brother smiled slightly, and didn't ask any more questions. He stroked his mustache and said to the old ten: "Uh, that's it. By the way, how is Xiaoqi now? How are you?" Can you check its anger? It’s been a few days, so it should be back soon.”

The egg demon old ten hesitated for a while when he heard Brother Shu ask him Xiaoqi's question. It seemed that he was thinking about what to say. After about two or three seconds passed, he made up his mind and jumped off. The big rock came to the side of Brother Shu, and whispered to him: "Brother Shu, I'll tell you only after we have a good relationship. Xiaoqi is not just spying on the enemy's situation now. Judging by this energy, it should It’s a direct contact with those humans.”

After hearing what he said, Brother Shu frowned, and said, "What is this Xiaoqi thinking in his head! Isn't he afraid of his mother's blame!"

Old Ten sneered, and echoed: "Who says it's not? Maybe it's trying to earn money and go crazy. By the way, Brother Shu, I'm the first to tell you. No one else knows. Don't care about yourself, why should we bother with that nosy business, why not..."

As I said before, this bald old ten is a rebellious monster, but it knows that it is weak, and if it makes mistakes, it will be killed. It needs a backer, so it does everything possible to find opportunities to win over the twelve Brother Shu, the oldest among the egg demons, he thought that Brother Shu would think he was a person who could talk to him when he said that, but it had the opposite effect.

After hearing what it said, the mouse brother stood up suddenly, and shouted at it with an angry face: "What are you thinking!! Knowing that Xiaoqi has made a move, why didn't you inform mother first!?"

Seeing that Brother Mouse seemed to be really angry, the old ten was confused, and he said hurriedly: "No, I thought..."

"What do you think!! You think that if it dies, you will have more chances?! Do you know that if you miss a major event, your life will not be able to make up for it at all?!" Brother Shu said, the wind rose on the ground. , blowing its robe, making a hunting sound.

The bald old ten was really scared, the flattery was not good, and it hit the horse's hoof, so it hurriedly lowered its head, and kept saying, "Brother, I'm sorry, I just want to be the first to tell you everything." , please, let me go."

After thinking about it for a while, the mouse turned his face, then sighed, and then said to it: "Okay, now I will tell my mother, and I will say that you only discovered it, and you, be careful in the future, you know Is it?"

The old ten couldn't stop nodding when he heard what Brother Shu said. Seeing it like this, Brother Shu didn't say anything. He stepped on the big rock and jumped down. Seeing it go away, the old ten He couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, and then cursed secretly: "What the hell, does it really have no idea at all?"

Brother Shu fell off the cliff and landed at the entrance of the cave. As soon as he landed, a strange smile appeared on his face. He looked up at the top of the mountain and thought to himself: Old ten, old ten, you are stupid! , you are really stupid, hey, it would be better if they are all dead, don't you hear me.

Thinking of this, it glanced at the distant sky, and murmured to itself in a voice that only it could hear: "Those who think they are smart are often stupid, and those who think they are stupid are smart, Xiaoqi!" Xiao Qi, do you think you are smart or stupid?"

After all, it didn't hesitate, and plunged into the hole. It liked reporting the news, and it knew in its heart that if Ranxi found out that Xiaoqi had done it without his consent, he would be furious, but Now that the matter has happened, it is very likely that it will send brothers down the mountain to help Xiaoqi, but these things are not its concern, Brother Shu knows his position very well, as long as he stands aside and does not speak, it will be fine. Everything else has nothing to do with it.

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