The years I was a birdman

Chapter 215
This may be the longest morning Zhang Shifei has ever spent. The morning sun shone on his face, making Zhang Shifei unable to open his eyes, but he still didn't lower his head. Don't ask why, it's really embarrassing.

Zhang Shifei sighed, this is really a matter of serving the country, but he has no diploma. Now all he can move is his fingers, and his right hand is held tightly by the severed limb of the long face, and he is also held by the long face. He locked his throat, but the damn branch in front of him had no intention of saving him at all.

He is actually quite cruel to himself. You must know that in TV dramas, it is usually those smelly old women with long hair and short knowledge who are taken hostage, but he has to admit that he is indeed being held hostage by that old woman like a woman. The long face grabbed it, and now the atmosphere was deadlocked. Mr. Cui was standing not far from him, and said to Zhang Shifei: "Tell you, don't be afraid of it, it dare not kill you, this grandson, what can I do other than lie?" Neither!"

Your uncle told me why it didn't dare to kill me! !Zhang Shifei felt a little helpless, but although he thought so in his heart, he didn't say it out of his mouth. You must know that this might be just a trick of the parting party. Don't mention it, the parting party is full of bad water, Zhang Shifei's thoughts I really can't figure it out.

But his performance is still very strong. After hearing what Mr. Cui said, he pretended to be indifferent, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Who says I'm afraid? I'm not afraid!! Come on, Old donkey face, do it, if I frown, I will be your living father!!"

As the saying goes, things can't be done, words can't be said, everything is too much, and the tragedy must be endless. Although Zhang Shifei's words are tough, the oath he made is completely beneficial to him. Now that he can't move, it can be regarded as talking It found a little balance on the Internet, Xiaoqi was really nervous now, so he didn't hear Zhang Shifei's words in his ears. Obviously, what Mr. Cui said just now really stimulated it. Looking at Mr. Cui, he said, "What did you say? I lied? Where did I lie??"

Brother, don't be so obvious, okay, I can't listen to it anymore, Zhang Shifei sighed again, and the performance of this long face gave Mr. Cui more confidence, so he pointed to the long face and said: "You You've told a lot of lies, but now let's talk about why you dare not kill this kid."

Having said that, Mr. Cui raised his foot and walked forward again. His long face saw him move again, fearing that this scheming human being would make another move, so he hurriedly exerted force on his hands again. Zhang Shifei felt that his breathing was not smooth, as if The blood all gathered on the face, it felt hot and itchy, it was really fucked up.

The little seven shouted: "I told you not to go any further! If I go any further, I will really do it!!"

Mr. Cui ignored him, but said to him: "You do it! Pinch! How dare you?!"

His uncle!Why didn't he dare! !Zhang Shifei suddenly complained again and again, although Mr. Cui's performance was very handsome at this time, but Zhang Shifei couldn't take it anymore, he looked at the split head and cursed in his heart: Damn, the relationship is not pinching you!
But don't tell me, that Xiao Qi really didn't pinch her hand, but her body trembled even more. Mr. Cui sneered, and then said to Xiao Qi: "Don't deceive yourself and others. You are fooling me for being Kaizi, I figured it out just now, when you strangle him to death, your own death will not be far away?"

What?what does this mean?Zhang Shifei was stunned, with a long face and did not speak. Zhang Shifei couldn't see how nervous the egg demon's expression was now, while Mr. Cui slowly said what he wanted to understand just now. It turned out that Mr. Cui just thought of I mentioned a very important thing, that is the 'Master of the Dream', the owner of the dream is not the leader of the alliance, but the leader of the alliance is equally important. As the name suggests, it is the owner of the dream. In the dream of right and wrong, this is similar to Xiaojiu's phantom method before, all of which are the souls of people. You know, in the ordinary world, people die, but the soul is still there, but in the dream, if you die, Most of them are souls flying away, if Xiao Qi kills Zhang Shifei now, what does it mean?It's just a fart dream when the soul is gone!

That's right, when the time comes, the dream will disintegrate and everyone will wake up!This is the reason why Xiaoqi dare not kill Zhang Shifei. Mr. Cui snorted again when he talked about it, and then said to Xiaoqi: "Do you think my words directly dig into the depths of your heart? Go, hey, why are you trembling? Didn’t you just hang out? Don’t tell me that in the real world, Fukuzawado is very close in your body. I’m afraid that I’ll just kill you when I wake up. In fact, I’m really I still doubt the truth of your statement that only the dream master can kill you."

That Xiaoqi didn't speak, but still couldn't help trembling, Zhang Shifei finally figured it out, it turned out to be like this, shit, now he finally understands why there are so many people in this dream, and why This disgusting long face has to find himself first, the feelings are all planned by it, and the few nightmares it arranged, all of them want to break down, and then show how powerful they are in front of themselves , and revealed some false news to him, these are actually all smoke bombs for it to hide its own weaknesses! !

Before, I thought that this long face was a principled paranoid, but now Zhang Shifei has thought about it, and his feelings are not a fool, but a very smart bastard.

But as the saying goes, the plan never changes quickly, this Xiaoqi is really unjust and unjust, and Yi Xinxing who suddenly appeared disrupted the situation, which is why he got into such an embarrassing situation.

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei laughed. Although his throat was still uncomfortable, he laughed and said to the long face behind him: "What's the matter, shrugged? My brother Cui said it, I'm afraid No, if you are afraid, let go quickly, maybe if the uncle is happy, he can save your life."

"Fart!!" After hearing Zhang's right and wrong words, the big long face suddenly became angry, and it shouted excitedly: "I'm not afraid!! Don't think that I dare not kill you! What he said is all lies..."

"Do it!!!" Before the long-faced words were finished, Mr. Cui moved. He flicked his right hand quickly, and two jets of black air suddenly shot out. The black air as thick as the little finger hit Xiao Qi's arms accurately, sneak attack!Xiaoqi only felt his arms move, so he couldn't help letting go, but Zhang Shifei was not surprised. He knew Mr. Cui very well. When he split his arms and walked this way just now, the sneer on his face was very strange. Son, Zhang Shifei understands, maybe what's wrong with this parting, sure enough, he guessed right, the moment Xiao Qi let go, Zhang Shifei felt a burst of relief, but he didn't let go of this A good opportunity, at the moment after regaining freedom, Zhang Shifei subconsciously leaned forward, instead of running away immediately, he turned around suddenly, and then lifted the Tang knife in his right hand violently, giving this long face a slap in the face To commemorate the farewell, the egg demon Xiaoqi knew it was not good, so she hid too, but it was too late, the sharp blade cut off its severed arm again.

It was just a severed palm just now, but now it can completely worship Yi Xinxing. After Zhang Shifei swung the knife, he didn't stop. The jump was so violent that he lost his center of gravity. When he jumped in front of Mr. Cui, he landed on his back. Fortunately, this is a road in the city, and the road surface is quite smooth, otherwise his back would really hurt. Big injury.

But he knew in his heart that he was out of danger now, because Mr. Cui was right next to him. The moment he fell to the ground, Zhang Shifei subconsciously glanced at the blue sky and white clouds. Still staring at him, Zhang Shifei really couldn't figure out why this bully hated his appearance so much.

But this is not important anymore, Mr. Cui did not reach out to pull him, Zhang Shifei quickly got up, and then stood beside Mr. Cui and looked at Xiao Qi. He took a look at the Tang knife in his hand. The black air had become very weak due to the slashing in the fierce battle just now, and after the knife chopped off Xiao Qiyi's broken arm just now, the black air had disappeared, but Zhang Shifei did not panic, because he understood that it was now Two against one, the balance of victory has been tilted towards their side.

At this moment, the meaty pier Twelve not far away also struggled to stand up. Zhang Shifei looked at him out of the corner of his eye, and immediately became more confident. !
The performance of Xiaoqi just now had already betrayed itself deeply. After what Mr. Cui said just now, Zhang Shifei already felt in his heart that there was no truth in this big long-faced mouth at all, and he was running away. The goods of the train, his uncle's, maybe in this dream, anyone can really kill it!
Twelve walked slowly to Zhang Shifei and Mr. Cui, then opened his mouth weakly, and said to the long face, "You lost...you underestimated these people too much."

"Shut up!" Xiao Qi scolded, "You traitor still have the nerve to talk?"

Twelve smiled wryly, and then said to the long face, "Traitor? No, I'm just a tool. Tools don't have feelings, so what's the point of betrayal without feelings?"

Zhang Shifei tapped the meaty pier next to him from the corner of his eye again, thinking in his heart that this grandson is really eloquent.

Indeed, despite the ugly appearance of these twelve, its thinking may be the highest among the egg monsters. What he just said just now was completely retaliated with the tool theory that Xiaoqi had said to it before, and he slapped that big long face neither humble nor overbearing. Slap in the face, if you want to say that things like egg monsters are actually very contradictory, especially the twelve high-level egg monsters, they are destined to be used as tools from birth, but they have wisdom, you must know that wisdom is The hotbed of emotion, just like people, learns what is thinking and what is emotion at the same time.

Therefore, their so-called instrumental theory is completely contradictory and untenable. Zhang Shifei suddenly felt that they are actually quite pitiful, like a baby who has started running before learning how to walk. The road to Taoism also cultivates the mind. At this time, Zhang Shifei finally fully understood this point. You must know that without enough ideological support, no amount of power is in vain. You have to eat food and drink water one bite at a time. There is no such thing as eating a fat man with one bite.

That big long face was rendered speechless by Roudunzi Twelve's words, and it can't be blamed. The plan was disrupted, the lies were exposed, and the successive blows made it unable to calm down anymore, so it didn't talk to it anymore. In these twelve debates, they said to Mr. Cui and Zhang Shifei: "Well, I admit that I have failed in today's dream, but I will not lose!"

Mr. Cui shrugged his shoulders. Unexpectedly, this grandson was quite entangled and wanted to save face, but Mr. Cui ignored him. He just turned his head and said to Zhang Shifei in a contemptuous tone: "See, this is a lie that has been exposed before it is exposed." Looking for face here."

Mr. Cui's voice was very loud, and Xiaoqi naturally heard it in his ears. He really had a good face. When he heard what Mr. Cui said, his lungs seemed to explode. He yelled loudly: " Let me tell you, in fact, you didn't guess it at all!! This dream, in fact, was not made by him at all!"

While talking, it pointed to Zhang Zhengfei. Mr. Cui smiled again after hearing what it said, and saw that he directly reached out to Zhang Zhengfei's trouser pocket, took out a cigarette from it, lit it and smoked it. He took a big mouthful, and then said to the long face: "It would be great if it wasn't for his dream. If so, wouldn't it prove that anyone can kill you?"

"You..." The little seven suddenly became speechless again, it is not afraid of failure, but how can this feeling of contempt be so disgusting!It finally understood that it turned out that Mr. Cui was playing with his words. He had been fooling everyone before, but this time, it was true.

There is no perfection in this world. Mr. Cui has always believed in the most reasonable words. Even in this dream, perfection does not exist. Then Xiao Qi is indeed not invincible. It can only enter other people's dreams. Among them, its ability is to clone seven times, but it has always thought that it can be perfected like this, because relying on planning, it can completely create an illusion of invincibility for the enemy, but in the final analysis, before it faced It's just some ordinary unlucky ones. Today's dream is the first time it has brought so many people into the same dream. Originally, it has already calculated everything, including pretending to be stupid and including the layout, but as before Having said that, it is still too careless and completely underestimated these people.

However, there is one thing that it did not say wrong, that is, only the owner of this dream can really kill it, and this dream was not made by Zhang Shifei. Knife, you must know that this is completely unreasonable!How can I get hurt?And make it so embarrassing? ?

Obviously, these things are beyond what Xiaoqi, the egg demon, can think of. Now it can't argue with a hundred words, and it can't think of anything to refute for a while, because it understands that the current dream is probably beyond its own ability. It's under control.

Just when it didn't know what to say, Zhang Shifei took the cigarette from Mr. Cui's hand, put it in his mouth, and said loudly to it: "Hey, what are you thinking! Do you want to fight? Do you want to fight?" Hurry up, I'm afraid you'll go into a hemorrhage and go into shock before the fight is over."

What he said was not without reason. Xiaoqi now had an arm broken and was slashed twice by Zhang Shifei's nameless Tang knife. The amount of bleeding could no longer be described by running water. It kept bleeding, and it could sense it now, that its demonic aura was passing away little by little, and it also understood that if it didn't end quickly, it might really die here.

But now there is not enough time!It faces in its heart, it's just a little bit, just a little bit!Whatever you say, you have to hold on. Thinking of this, the big long face gritted his teeth, and quickly gathered all the remaining demonic energy in his body. Under the operation of the demonic energy, his muscular body was instantly covered with blue veins. The weird patterns all over his body intertwined with each other, giving people the feeling that this kid is about to burst his veins.

But this time, Zhang Shifei and the others did not continue to tease, but each raised their vigilance. Zhang Shifei understood that the time to wake up from the dream was finally coming, but this time Zhang Shifei was of little use, because the sword had no fairy bone on it. It is probably not realistic to ask Mr. Cui to allocate some more to him now. With this strength, it is really better to tie up Xiaoqi, and then let Zhang Shifei serve him with a dog's head!

Life is like a circle, you walk and walk only to realize that you have returned to the original point, after so many changes, Xiaoqi’s plan was announced to hit the street, but Mr. Cui and Zhang Shifei’s plans changed again return.

It's useless to say more, Mr. Cui was the first to move, I saw him take a deep breath of the cigarette, and then rushed over with a stride, a right uppercut, neatly done, and the hand wrapped in black air quickly moved towards the little girl. Qi was punched on the left cheek, Xiao Qi forced himself to dodge, just about to fight back, he never thought that Mr. Cui opened his mouth, puffed out the cigarette butt, and hit Xiao Qi in the eye, Xiao Qi I only felt my eyes sore, and in this neutral position, Mr. Cui directly gave him an electric cannon flying foot, and kicked his knee on the grandson's stomach. At the same time, Twelve on the side also arrived, and it dragged himself The heavy body detoured behind Xiao Qi, and at the moment it was attacked, it also punched Xiao Qi on the back, pinching back and forth, and coupled with bleeding from the wound, the long face finally couldn't hold it, and was caught Mr. Cui, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed, grabbed it, tripped him up, and rode directly on its body with the twelve, and at the same time grabbed its good hand with his right hand.

The battle started in an instant, and it ended in an instant. Zhang Shifei breathed a sigh of relief. Phew, this damn nightmare has finally come to an end. Thinking of this, he walked forward, and Mr. Cui nodded to him. Nodding, and then said: "Give it a good time."

Zhang Shifei readily accepted, so he came to Xiao Qi. Now Xiao Qi was subdued on the ground, raised his head to look at Zhang Shifei, but could not move at all. Looking at Xiao Qi who was captured, it would be a lie if he felt unhappy, he knelt down and said to Xiao Qi: "Retribution, just grabbed my throat, but now I am going to cut it off, you What else do you have to say?"

The big long face looked at Zhang Shifei, but at this moment, it smiled, and said to Zhang Shifei very viciously: "Retribution? Don't be kidding, it's not certain who will win the battle!!"

"Damn!" Zhang Shifei pointed at Xiaoqi and said, "The dead duck is talking about you. Don't call me Xiaoqi, but Duckling."

That Xiaoqi's expression was still ferocious just now, but when Zhang Shifei had just finished speaking, it suddenly changed again, and that arrogant expression reappeared, as if he had discovered some new continent, and he saw it facing Zhang Shifei said: "Don't worry, I still have a trump card that is useless! Come out!!!"

Out of your uncle! !Just when Zhang Shifei was about to yell at it, 'Don't bullshit me, I don't believe it', the surrounding temperature suddenly dropped a lot, Zhang Shifei shivered involuntarily, monster! !This is a demonic feeling, what's going on? ?How could there be a ghost? ?Moreover, this demonic aura is amazing, but it gives people the feeling of powerless sadness. Of course, Mr. Cui also felt it. He said to Zhang Shifei without hesitation: "What are you waiting for! Cut it quickly!! Get rid of it first Let’s talk!!”

Zhang Shifei nodded hurriedly, and then raised the Tang Dao in his hand high. When he just raised the sword, a black mist suddenly appeared behind him. Zhang Shifei naturally didn't notice it. Mr. Cui saw this scene, He secretly thought it was bad, but before he had time to inform Zhang Shifei, the tragedy happened.

Just when Zhang Shifei raised his knife and was about to chop down, a big hand was suddenly thrown out from the black mist, and it hit Zhang Shifei's head hard with a pounding. Zhang Shifei only felt his head There was a "buzz", and then his body was thrown far to the right uncontrollably. He fell to the ground, and there was a golden star in front of his eyes, as if the world was spinning.

Of course, this was not what surprised him the most. The next scene was a fact that he had never thought about but was extremely real. He saw a person slowly walking out of the black mist. Exuding dark red and blue-purple smoke, with his head bowed and his eyes raised, Zhang Shifei looked at the person in front of him, and was suddenly speechless in surprise, because it was none other than him who attacked him just now. Zhang Shifei was a very familiar fat man.

Li Lanying.

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