The years I was a birdman

Chapter 260

Who is Zhang Wencai?Zhang Shifei had an impression in his heart, but he couldn't remember where he had seen this name before.

I saw that Mr. Cui was rubbing his hands on the mirror surface like kneading dough. The mirror surface of the small mirror was not very clean, but after being smeared by him like this, it looked even dirtier. In an instant, Zhang Shifei frowned, because he felt that some special 'qi' seemed to be slowly gathering on the mirror surface, and at this moment, Mr. Cui quickly raised his hand and lifted the mirror from the broken basin. Throw it into the gap.

With a soft plop, the mirror was submerged by the water in the enamel tank, and when it sank to the bottom, it just pressed on the dried mugwort scattered by the water.

At the same time, Zhang Shifei saw Yi Xinxing on the other side quickly tidied up his clothes to ensure that his appearance was neat, while Mr. Cui quickly wiped his face and wiped the half-smiling The expression smoothed, and then he began to concentrate on looking at the water in the enamel jar.

In fact, Zhang Shifei really didn't really believe that he could be coke with the ghost of the underworld with just a few tricks, but after just a few seconds, he completely believed it.

After all, his eyes are not bad, he could clearly see that the small mirror at the bottom of the tank can just reflect the shape of the moon, and at the same time, the aura that appeared before became more and more intense, gushing out from the mirror, giving people It feels like fuel. Due to the relationship between the spell and the mugwort, those 'qi' are all locked in this small tank of water. Zhang Shifei can clearly feel that they are constantly condensing and rotating, which seems to be due to The relationship between these qi, the moon reflected on the mirror also began to blur. Suddenly, Zhang Shifei saw that the moon on the mirror trembled for a while, and then disappeared. There was a ripple, and after the ripple passed, a figure-like figure appeared on the surface of the water, looking like a reflection.

However, this reflection is definitely not the three of them!

Zhang Shifei opened his mouth in surprise. The image was floating, but it became clearer and clearer. It was just a head portrait, and the lower body could not be seen. Finally, Zhang Shifei finally saw the shadow's appearance clearly.

This is a middle-aged man, probably in his 50s, with small eyes and a moustache, and a pointed and thin face. What surprised Zhang Shifei the most was that this old guy was also split.

That's right, the middle part, the middle part of the uniform, not the partial part, just like Mr. Cui's hairstyle, the bombarded head is combed with a thunderbolt slit, and the old guy's eyes are like It was the same as when Mr. Cui was cheating people to get money. At that moment, Zhang Shifei seemed to have hallucinations. He thought to himself that this could be Mr. Cui's father!
No, the faces are different, Zhang Shifei sighed in his heart, the two of them don't look like one at all, but why are their expressions so similar?Could it be... I rely on it!I remembered!Zhang Shifei suddenly remembered why he decided to be so familiar with the name Zhang Wencai. It was because he could see this name every day in Fuzetang!

Because this name is written on the tablet, Mr. Cui will go to offer incense whenever he has something to go out. This Zhang Wencai is the former owner of Fuzetang!
Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei immediately respected this old guy floating on the water, the first generation owner of Fuzetang, this is, I can't imagine that I can still see a living one, ah no, it's dead, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart that the reason why he said that he wanted to move the rescuers was to ask his former boss for help. Thinking about Mr. Cui being so young, he has such profound morals, and looking at this old guy, he is serious and unsmiling. This made him so handsome, and Zhang Shifei remembered again, this old guy, with Uncle Lin in the Yifu Pavilion, helped Liang Yuner's parents when he was young, and he was so fierce at that time, decades later , His morality should be higher, at least much higher than that of Mr. Cui.

This is Zhang Shifei's standard appearance in this industry!It seems that there is really hope this time. Zhang Shifei swallowed, then clenched my fist, quite nervous, and suddenly had a feeling of facing an expert. How to give them tips.

Yi Xinxing obviously knew this old guy. When he saw the shadow of his hometown emerging from the water, he smiled all over his face, while that Mr. Cui put on a look as if he had just been picked up by five or six burly guys with a steel pipe. He was beaten up, with a wry smile all over his face, and the figure on the water turned his eyes, as if he saw him.

Mr. Cui stretched out his right hand and scratched the back of his head, then opened his mouth and said, "Hey..."

"What a fart!!" The figure on the water saw Mr. Cui smirking, and even frowned, and then cursed at him: "Didn't you tell me to come out?"

Eh?Zhang Shifei blinked his eyes, and then wondered for a while, why did the old man who looked so solemn speak so badly?As for Mr. Cui, seeing the old man scolding him, he was neither angry nor retorted. He just nodded and bowed quickly and said, "Well, Uncle Wen, is the money I burned for you last month enough?"

"It's enough to spend six, mother." That Uncle Wen buttoned his booger, and then said to Mr. Cui with some displeasure: "When I was alive, where did I lose in the landlord fight? But I didn't expect that after death They are so careless, those bastards, calling them ghosts, really wronged them, they are simply better than ghosts, your uncle and I have never been so useless, hurry up, send me some more, I I have to turn over the book."

Feelings are a waste of money. Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing looked at each other and smiled awkwardly, thinking that he would choose the time, but he had no choice but to turn to Uncle Wen and say, "No problem, I Send you a few hundred billion more, by the way, how can you lose? No use of a four-phase diagram?"

What is a four-phase diagram?Zhang Shifei blinked his eyes and didn't speak. Now he understands, what is this? , now it should still be 'over there', that is, the underworld.

High-tech enough.

Seeing that Uncle Wen turned his head and spit, Zhang Shifei became more and more determined that Mr. Cui's actions were carved out of the same mold as this Uncle Wen, and he said to Mr. Cui: "Don't mention it, just mention it. I’m choking on fire, I’m a ghost now, and I’m using a fart four-phase diagram, Wang Fugui and his wife didn’t go to reincarnate, so they can get their revenge this time..."

Mr. Cui smiled wryly and didn't interrupt. Zhang Shifei wanted to ask, but he didn't dare, so the three of them could only quietly listen to an old ghost with a mouth like a knife talking about it. Zhang Shifei was speechless about the frivolous incident of gathering people to gamble over there. He looked at Mr. Cui and thought, what are you doing separately? Is this still asking ghosts for help?Why does it feel like a student who goes out to school in the dormitory and the scene of playing mahjong with his old bean video is so consistent?
No way, listen, there is still time anyway, Zhang Shifei sighed, that Uncle Wen opened his mouth like a machine gun, talking to himself, just like that, after about ten minutes passed, I saw It sighed on the surface of the water, and then said: "Retribution, this is really... Hey, by the way, why did you ask me out this time?"

Finally picked the point! !Zhang Shifei was overjoyed, looking at the old dish on the water, thinking that it had finally run out of ink, Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui again, and thought again, hurry up and get to the point.

Mr. Cui is not a fool, and he knew in his heart that the time had come, but he didn't say it clearly, but deliberately moved forward, and then said with a sad face: "Uncle Wen, woo, I was beaten up... "

"Good beating!!" After hearing that, Uncle Wen burst out laughing, then pointed at Mr. Cui and said, "After I die, no one will take care of you. Who gave you the beating? Alright, you can do it for me." Thank it, and then give it my address, and when that person dies, I will have a drink with him."

I rely on!Zhang Shifei was speechless for a moment. Looking at this old guy with a hippie smile, he thought to himself, what kind of expert are you, what else can you do besides gloating?
Mr. Cui was also obviously speechless, but it still didn't get angry, which surprised Zhang Shifei very much. Just imagine, when did this invincible split suffer such a loss?He was sure that if it was placed on someone else, this Mr. Cui would have blown up the temple long ago, but, for some reason, Mr. Cui's temper disappeared without a trace in front of this Uncle Wen, just like It's the same as the classic line in the classic skit "Happy New Year" in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in [-]. From a township head, he directly became a three fat da.

This kind of contrast is too big. Hey, Zhang Shifei suddenly had an idea in his mind. The reason why Mr. Cui didn't want Zhang Shifei to be on the scene before was actually because he was afraid that he would see this scene. Short and ugly, just like those dead nerds who brag about Bulby on the Internet, saying that they know astronomy and geography, but after they go offline, they rush to the construction floor tiles without hesitation.

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei also smiled awkwardly. It seems that everyone has their own secrets. This sentence is true.

When Mr. Cui heard that Uncle Wen scolded him, he didn't react at all, and still said to Uncle Wen with a bitter face: "But Uncle Wen, you have to know..."

"I know what a fart!" Uncle Wen hurriedly replied: "You said you have no humanity, even a plague-stricken old ghost can fool me, look at you, if you grow hair, you are smarter than a monkey, who will you be?" Can I beat you? Don't mess with me. It's useless. Hurry up. I don't want to talk to you. Is Xiao Yi here? Let him come over."

Zhang Shifei is really a little unpredictable about this old split. Its mouth is very poisonous, but there seems to be other elements in its words. How should I put it, it seems that some people hate iron but steel. I feel that its words are not sincere at all, because... it even scolded itself.

This is really an old ghost, an old spirit, this old ghost is really a very elf, this Uncle Wen can tell from his words that he is shaking him, the trick is exposed, Mr. Cui can't help curling his lips, just like a child The same soft voice said: "Cut."

Uncle Wen glared at him, but did not speak. Yi Xinxing was beside him. When Uncle Wen called him, he hurried forward, smiled at Uncle Wen, and said, "Hello, Uncle Wen, how long has it been?" not see."

Uncle Wen nodded, and then said to Yi Xinxing, "Is Old Ghost Lin still alive?"

Yi Xinxing replied with a smile: "The old man is in good health now, but sometimes he tells me that he misses you."

"He misses me?" Uncle Wen curled his lips, just like Mr. Cui's expression just now, and he said: "Xiao Yi, you have learned badly, how did you learn to deceive ghosts?"

Yi Xinxing scratched his head, and then whispered sincerely, "I didn't lie to you."

Uncle Wen was silent for a while, and for a moment, his expression seemed a little sad. This kind of sadness is indescribable, just like the memory of the past after experiencing vicissitudes of life, but this expression disappeared in a blink of an eye. He sighed to Yi Xinxing: "Forget it, don't talk about it, go back and help me tell the old ghost, tell him to let him die early, I will die of boredom without being bullied."

Yi Xinxing smiled awkwardly, and agreed vaguely. Uncle Wen smiled, and then said to Yi Xinxing, "You guys, are you in any trouble?"

Yi Xinxing nodded, and Uncle Wen said: "Okay, then I understand, brat, come here!!"

This brat is naturally describing Mr. Cui, Zhang Shifei saw that Mr. Cui looked like a living slave at this time, he saw him hurried forward, and then said to Uncle Wen with a smile on his face: "Look... If it can be solved, I won't make you understand it."

"Okay, okay." Uncle Wen waved his hand at him, and then said a little impatiently: "I told you not to rely on us old guys, but to understand independently... Forget it, let's not take it as an example. Well, just this time, come on, pick the one that matters, I’m afraid it won’t work in an hour.”

After Mr. Cui heard what he said, he smiled, and then said: "Don't worry, Lao Yi and I have improved the well water coating mirror. If there is nothing wrong with you, we can probably talk until dawn."

After hearing what he said, Uncle Wen's brows showed a hint of relief, probably because his successor had achieved something in his studies. Such a difficult subject was actually understated by Mr. Cui, but it Still very serious, he said to Mr. Cui: "I don't have the time to talk nonsense, so just talk!"

Mr. Cui didn't dare to be negligent, so he sat on the ground, lowered his head, and using his eloquence, in the shortest possible time, he told the clerk the truth of the matter without a word of nonsense. When there was a formation that had the same effect as the 'Seven Treasures White Moon', Uncle Wen was stunned for a moment, and then said to Mr. Cui with a face full of contempt: "Hey, don't you also want me to peek at life and death? Book? Let me tell you first, I just want to read it, but I'm not a ghost."

Book of life and death?What does this have to do with the book of life and death?Zhang Shifei blinked again, and then thought to himself, it seems, in the future, if I have a chance, I really have to take a break to read the book that Mr. Cui said before. Although it is quite boring, it records his previous experience after all. Suddenly In the meantime, Zhang Shifei was very curious about Mr. Cui and their previous experiences, but this is something for later, so I won’t mention it here.

Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said to Uncle Wen: "No, I have had enough lessons. I invite you out this time, just to ask you about monsters who have fallen into the devil's way, or people, and No help?"

When Uncle Wen heard what Mr. Cui said, he asked him, "You mean the guy who works in our store?"

Mr. Cui nodded. Hearing that they finally got to the point, Zhang Shifei couldn't stop his heart from beating wildly. You know, this is the last hope. He is really very nervous now, for fear that this old ghost named Zhang Wencai He would say the word 'unsaved', if that was the case, it would undoubtedly have sentenced Zhang Shifei to death and kicked off the catastrophe in this world.

Fortunately, Uncle Wen didn't say these two words.

After hearing Mr. Cui's question, he quickly asked back: "Did that young man do it voluntarily?"

"Of course not!" Zhang Shifei couldn't bear it anymore, and couldn't help opening his mouth and said anxiously. Uncle Wen blinked, but Mr. Cui didn't stop him, so he let Zhang Shifei approach. Uncle Wen looked at Zhang Shifei, and said yes He said, "Are you that Xiao Zhang? Hey, we are from the same family."

Of course Zhang Shifei didn't have the patience to discuss the root cause with this old ghost at this time, so he opened his mouth and said, "Wen, hello old man, my friend couldn't have become a demon voluntarily, there must be a monster forcing him He, he's like that, really, I know him because he doesn't have the guts or the ambition."

Uncle Wen closed his eyes after hearing Zhang Shifei's words, and after thinking for a while, he said to him, "Then there is a chance."

Have the opportunity! !awesome! !Zhang Shifei was overjoyed immediately, and Mr. Cui was also very surprised. He said to Uncle Wen, "Uncle Wen, what can you do? Don't you need to ask others, this is a very serious matter."

Uncle Wen smiled slightly, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Who do you need to ask? Such a simple method, didn't you think of it?"

Mr. Cui was stunned, simple?He thought in his heart, don't be kidding my dear uncle, is it easy to become a devil?You must know that it is something beyond redemption!
Uncle Wen on the water saw that Mr. Cui was stunned, so he said to him: "You, you, after all, you still lack practice and can't calm down."

Mr. Cui was speechless, and Zhang Shifei was even more speechless. Why do these words sound so familiar?
"But I..." Mr. Cui shook his head. In the end, he didn't say the whole thing. Indeed, this time he really had no choice. What Uncle Wen said was right. In this world, there are no absolutes. People are like this Look, you can't be complacent, once you are complacent, you will stop. In fact, people are constantly making breakthroughs, so there is never an end, so everyone is actually lacking in practice.

Mr. Cui sighed, and then said to Uncle Wen: "You are right, I really have no choice this time, so tell me, what should I do about this matter?"

Uncle Wen shook his head, then said to Mr. Cui, "Tell me first, what is a demon?"

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