The years I was a birdman

Chapter 264 Good Brother
"Zhang Shifei, what the hell are you saying?!"

Fatty Li Lanying pointed at Zhang Shifei's nose and cursed. At this time, his eyebrows were almost wrinkled together, his round face was flushed with childishness, and his eyes were full of anger.

Zhang Shifei, who was opposite him, also had a very angry expression on his face. He cursed at Li Lanying viciously: "If you say one more sentence, you will say one more sentence. You are not allowed to go. What's wrong? You have done your best!"

This was about two years ago, downstairs in the dormitory of the university, where Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying usually disdain to come, they had a quarrel here that day.

The reason is actually quite ridiculous, so ridiculous that the two of them would find it unbelievable when they think about it in the future, and they actually fought because of such a stupid thing. It seems that the power of alcohol is really too powerful.

That's right, this is the power of alcohol. Zhang Shifei vaguely remembered that it was summer, and it was the hottest time. Zhang Shifei's school had a strange sight, that is, when autumn was approaching, there were quite a lot of butterflies in the campus , this point is very similar to those petty bourgeois girls (mostly claiming to be), they like this style very much, and they stroll leisurely with their purse boyfriends, surrounded by colorful butterflies, as the saying goes, you are crazy and I am also stupid, we The two go for a walk when they have nothing to do, but those ignorant girls often don't know what the state of their favorite butterfly is like before it grows wings.

Because the campus pays attention to greening, those dense artificial forests become a hotbed for caterpillars. When there is a pest infestation, these caterpillars curl up together all day long, like maggots with big tails wriggling in a septic tank, beautiful The backside is always ugly. Zhang Shifei remembers that the summer of that year was also very hot. Although it was not as hot as this year, many colorful caterpillars were still sunburned to death. Well, no one in this woods dares to stop them anymore, and even the number of people who escape to bed at night with a stomach ache and defecate anywhere has decreased.

It's hot, there's no wind, it's hot and stuffy, Li Lanying will not be able to go to class in this kind of ghostly weather, and Zhang Shifei by the artificial lake has lost his elegance. He really can't stand the exposure, so the two of them thought about what to do , due to the weather, the two of them didn't take a step, so they lost interest in picking up girls. Wouldn't it be fatal if they went out to hang out in this heat, and sweated all over again?So the two discussed it and went to the third floor of the school cafeteria to drink.

The reason why he chose the cafeteria was because he was close. In fact, Zhang Shifei felt that the school cafeteria was not as bad as the Internet said. It’s everywhere, the first floor is like a big market, the floor is always dirty, and it’s so hot now, which window’s master doesn’t throw flies out before serving the meal?The second floor is a little better, but the price will increase accordingly. The third floor is the best, with private rooms and private seats, and classical music playing non-stop for [-] hours. The tableware is also quite exquisite. Sichuan, Shandong and Cantonese cuisine Everything is available, what's more, a bottle of wine is enough to live on the first floor for a month, no exaggeration.

This is also the place with the most beauties, because in society, beauties generally marry rich people, and on campus, beauties generally marry the second generation of rich people. This is a law, from a cafeteria to a society. Before entering the society, I deeply realized how stinky the idiot head teacher's nonsense in elementary school and junior high school was. Did he still say that everyone is equal before socialism, unite and help each other to learn, the working people are the most honorable, and the oppressed people have never heard of it. Stand up', I fuck his granny for a leg.

A lie that everyone knows, it seems to be in the form of hello and thank you, but Zhang Shifei really didn't think there was anything wrong with it before. On the contrary, he felt that this was exactly what it should be, because living here and reincarnating are also the same. It's technical work.

He and Fatty went up to the third floor. The two of them are regular customers here. They found a restaurant with ease, ordered a few dishes, and drank wine. The two of them didn't know what happened that day. After three or four bottles of beer, I just felt a little dizzy, so Li Lanying called again and found two female classmates who could talk and laugh. Who were the two girls and what did they look like? Forgot, fortunately, it doesn't matter, anyway, there were a lot of them that day.

It was so much that they almost lost consciousness. After coming down from the third floor, the two of them hugged a girl laughingly and didn't know what to do. After drinking too much, they really couldn't play cards according to common sense. Li Lanying He said to Zhang Shifei inarticulately, "I want to pee."

Zhang Shifei also nodded. Obviously, he is also a contestant who suffers from drinking alcohol, so the two of them looked at each other with a smile, untied their belts, and wanted to pour the dirt off the glass door of the cafeteria. The girl next to him was shocked Turned pale, she hurriedly stopped the two of them, and since she didn't dare to provoke them, she said to them: "My dear brother, don't stay here, there is a bathroom inside."

"No~ I don't want to go, it's too suffocating in there." Li Lanying waved her hand, and then hiccupped. The two little girls were so depressed, thinking how they met these two guys, but they couldn't let him It's embarrassing for the two of you, otherwise it would be dishonorable if it spread, so one of the little girls smiled at Li Lanying and said, "Brother Li, this can't work, how dirty you look, how about you and Brother Zhang The two of them went to the woods over there, it was spacious and cool."

Li Lanying looked along the girl's hand, hey, there is indeed a forest, which looks good, so Li Lanying laughed, took out two chapters of old hair from her pocket, patted it in the girl's hand, and said: "Okay, good girl, I know that I love your brother, what's your name, what's your job number, I'll ask you to come out next time I come."

On your uncle's platform, I'm in your class, that girl regretted it at this time, thinking why she was so greedy, she knew that she shouldn't go to the third floor, but even though she thought so, she didn't Said, just smiled and said: "Brother Li, you drank too much, go quickly."

Li Lanying nodded, and walked toward the woods with Zhang Shifei, who was holding a toothpick in his arms, laughing. The girl looked at their backs and couldn't help cursing: "Damn, these two prodigal sons, let's go, it has nothing to do with us." gone."

After all, the girl took a picture of a hundred and put it in the other girl's hand, and the girl pursed her lips and snickered: "You are bad enough, let them make a whole body full of bugs."

"It's what I deserve." The girl replied, "I'm doing the harm for the people."

After all, the two girls no longer cared about Zhang and Li, who had drunk too much, and left talking and laughing. Naturally, the noble girls could not be compared with those women who came out of the closet who took money and were at the mercy of men. Will take care of drunk guests, but girls naturally can't do that.

Not to mention how these two clean and pure girls went back to the dormitory, let’s just talk about how Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying peed. , the two of them didn't care about these, so they took a few steps forward and took off their pants and started to feel more comfortable.

It's not the first time that the relationship has been unlucky because of peeing. After the convenience, the two of them walked out of the forest shoulder to shoulder. When they returned to the entrance of the cafeteria, they found that the two girls had disappeared. Now, the two of them felt a little unhappy, but because of the effect of alcohol, they didn't say much. If they drank too much, the whole world would sway, and their brains would be short-circuited. For some reason, the two of them came to the male Next to the dormitory building.

It was afternoon, and the students in the building came in and out. Two drunk men walked through it, and they didn't know what to say.

It turned out that when the two of them were going to the toilet, a caterpillar fell from the tree and landed on Li Lanying's head. A group of students just finished class, and those with sharp eyes saw the caterpillar flaunting power on Fatty Li's head. The caterpillar, the man thought it was a bit funny, but he didn't want to deal with this drunk, so he secretly smiled, but it just so happened that Li Lanying saw it. Li Lanying had already lost her mind after drinking too much. When others laughed at him, he frowned and cursed: "What are you laughing at?"

The man didn't see well, so he hurriedly turned his head and sneaked into the dormitory building, but Li Lanying was getting drunk at this time, and insisted on rushing to beat the boy. Zhang Shifei also drank too much at the time, but he was still a little sane Thinking that it would be too wrong for you to beat someone up without any evidence, so you stopped him.

During the tugging, the two actually started a fire, and Li Lanying shouted to Zhang Shifei: "Let go!"

Zhang Shifei was also getting drunk at this time, his idea was simple, he didn't want Li Lanying to be stupid, so he shouted at him: "Don't let go, fuck, can you calm down?"

"You, let go!!" Li Lanying lost her mind at the time, and punched Zhang Shifei in the face with a right fist. Zhang Shifei only felt a burst of heat on the left side of his face, and immediately lost his mind, and wrestled with Fatty Li. together.

There were more and more people watching, most of them were gloating, and some of them were kicked aside by Li Lanying. You punched each other, and in the end, the faces of the two of them were all stained. Zhang Shifei was not as strong as Li Lanying. , so he could only get entangled with him, and leaped forward, both of them fell to the ground. Then, Zhang Shifei yelled: "You wake me up!"

After all, he gritted his teeth and slammed his forehead on Li Lanying's forehead hard. After that, both of them lost consciousness. When they woke up the next day, they were in the hospital, but they both knew about it. I didn't remember it at all, and it wasn't until later that I slowly remembered it, but at that time, the two of them took it as a joke and didn't take it to heart at all.

That's right, when brothers fight, there's no way to hold grudges, let alone if you drink too much, you'll be happy when the fight is over.

His eyes were blood red, and Zhang Shifei came back to his senses.

For some reason, the moment he rushed towards Li Lanying, he actually recalled the scene where he and Fatty fought in college.

At that time, both of them were not sober, but now Zhang Shifei is indeed sober. He knows very well what this fight means, what he is carrying, and what the result will affect.

He smiled wryly, Li Lanying had already arrived in front of him, Zhang Shifei looked at the fat man's distorted face, and thought in his heart, maybe, he is also drunk now, between brothers, maybe after the fight, they will be happy.

Well, let's fight!See how I wake you up! !
Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei didn't worry any more, clenched his right fist, and struck out violently. At this time, Li Lanying also roared and punched him. Neither of them had any strength left, and each punched each other in the face. up, and then both bounce off.

This punch, mixed with their respective fairy bones, naturally couldn't figure out the strength of the previous fights. Fortunately, both of them are rough and thick at this time, so there is no serious problem. Zhang Shifei retreated five or six steps vigorously, and then knocked After getting on the tree, Li Lanying's face was burning hot, while Li Lanying rolled on the ground a few times, then sprang up again, attacking it again as if there was no pain.

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, thinking that this guy is really resistant to beating. If he fights hard, he probably won't get any benefits.

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei made up his mind, didn't dodge, and rushed over again, only to see that Li Lanying punched again, Zhang Shifei dodged sideways, and then took advantage of the situation to grab his arm, At the same time, he flew forward, and his knees just hit Li Lanying's big belly, but when this move succeeded, Zhang Shifei's face was in severe pain again. It turned out that when he attacked, Li Lanying was another Fist, neither of the two took advantage of it, each suffered pain and separated again.

The force of this punch was really strong. Zhang Shifei only felt dizzy for a while, probably because of the impact on his brain. It turned out that it was Li Lanying who kicked his stomach. Zhang Shifei only felt that the empty space in his stomach was about to be kicked out, so he uncontrollably fell to the ground. At this time, Li Lanying A strange cry rushed forward.

Damn, you are really working hard!Zhang Shifei cursed in his heart, "Li Lanying, Li Lanying, no matter what time you are, you will really cause trouble for others. I saw that Li Lanying was about to be crushed on him, let alone throwing away the power of the fairy bone, just talk about his body." A big rock crushing a crab to death is enough to crush Zhang Shifei half to death. Seeing that things are not going well, Zhang Shifei couldn't help but think too much, so he leaned his back on the ground, raised his feet, and kicked a rabbit from bottom to top.

Now Li Lanying is attacking completely by instinct, so why would he care about this, Zhang Shifei's feet are firmly on his, and he only feels a sharp pain when his legs stretch out, as if he was pinned on a rock, and Li Lanying was kicked out at the same time.

"Huh...huh..." Zhang Shifei panted heavily and struggled to stand up. It seemed that this was indeed the most difficult battle for him, no matter how he looked at it. So, if he didn't kill him, he wouldn't be able to subdue that damn fat man at all, but Zhang Shifei didn't dare to do so, because he knew very well that he was still naive to control his evil spirit, if he didn't Be careful, if you kill Fatty, it will be too late for him to regret it.

However, he thought so, but the fat man didn't think so. Li Lanying was kicked by Zhang Shifei and fell to the ground. The pain aroused his wildness even more. At this time, it was like a wounded beast. He was lying on the ground screaming strangely, and the evil spirit all over his body condensed again. Seeing this evil spirit, Zhang Shifei immediately murmured inwardly. It seems that Li Lanying is about to come for real!
really!I saw that Li Lanying jumped up, his eyes turned blood red, and the fairy bones all over his body were mixed with monster energy, turning into a purple-red color. When he waved his hand, the monster energy was immediately used, and it condensed into a big bear-like monster. similar shape.

Damn, sure enough.

Zhang Shifei groaned secretly in his heart, the fairy bone in the third stage is like Mr. Cui's black snake spirit, it seems that if he doesn't use all his strength, he will really be killed, no, I can't just die like this, If you want to die, at least save this fat man!

Zhang Shifei gritted his teeth, and then let out a loud cry. The fairy bones all over his body exploded at the same time, the blue light shone, and a peacock-shaped evil spirit appeared behind it, just like the peacock in the dream.

In the woods, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying, the peacock and the black bear, what a familiar scene, just like in the fairyland of Yingzhou, in a trance, Zhang Shifei felt, maybe, this is really destined, even if That Cai Handong is not here, even without the eyes that can see right and wrong, Zhang Shifei also understands that there are indeed too many antecedents that foreshadow today's consequences.

However, is this consequence bitter or sweet?Should be able to find out soon.

I saw that Li Lanying screamed strangely, and the demonic aura in the shape of a red bear shot towards Zhang Shifei. Zhang Shifei shook his head, and his own peacock fairy bone also went up to meet them. The two demonic auras were fighting in the sky. And Zhang Shifei also became cruel at this time, he put a hand into his pocket, took out the three souls into the heart amulet that Mr. Cui gave him, held him in his hand, and rushed towards the fat man. After passing by, Li Lanying saw that Zhang Shifei was running towards him, which seemed to be exactly what he wanted, so he also rushed towards him waving his fists.

At this time, the energy of the immortal bones of the two was fighting in the sky, so the strength of the two of them was not as good as before. After throwing away the immortal bones, the two of them were mortal bodies. Zhang Shifei dodged his fist, and then stepped forward to follow He wrestled together, their fists kept waving at each other, Li Lanying was strong after all, he was holding Zhang Shifei, and threw her to the ground as soon as he tried hard, but Zhang Shifei held back his head and did not let go , then Li Lanying fell on Zhang Shifei's body. Zhang Shifei only felt that his whole skeleton was about to fall apart. Except for his fingernails, there was no pain anywhere, but he still held back.

What supported him was the belief in saving his brother. He gritted his teeth, and then grabbed Li Lanying's neck with one hand. Li Lanying put both hands on the ground, unable to dodge for the time being. Zhang Shifei took the opportunity to kill the spell in his other hand. He stuck it on Li Lanying's head, and then he exhausted all the strength in his body, tilted his head back, and shouted at the same time: "You wake me up!!!"

With a shout, Zhang Shifei violently pushed his head upwards, and his forehead hit Li Lanying's with a bang!
Zhang Shifei only felt his head buzzing, and at the same time, his vision went dark, and he lost consciousness.

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